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"Hello Naruto-kun. Happy birthday!"

I saw my beloved's eyes widen as he stared at who stood in his door entranced after he opened said door.

"S-Sakura-chan? What are you doing here?"

Bitch face stood in all her bitch glory in front of my Beloved.

Ughhhh Why is she here? Last time I checked she hated Naruto with the burning passion of a thousand suns.

"Well Naruto I heard it was your birthday so I decided to drop by and give you a present."

Present?! Why? Sakura I know you hate Naruto with the burning passion of one hundred thousand suns so why in the heaven are you buying him shit?

I dont buy it. Something is up. But what could it be?

"Present? Oooh What is it?!"

Its like Naruto conveniently forgot all the horrible things Sakura has done and said to him just because she got him a present.

Naruto don't simp for her. Let me simp for you my king.

Sakura pulled out an Orange pair of Goggles that looked exactly like the blue ones Naruto already had.

"ORANGE GOGGLES! THEY LOOK AWESOME!"

Sakura you daughter of a bitch thats an awesome present.

"You're welcome Naruto." Sakura said this while smiling as bright as she could.

God that smile is fake. Why on earth is Naruto deserving of a present when you dont even wanna sit next to him?

"Oi! Since when were you friendly toward the loser Sakura? I coulda sworn you hated his guts."

With the burning passion of one million suns?

Kiba is amazingly tactless and im thankful for it.

"Yes I would agree with Kiba."

Holy shit. Hinata speaking with no stutters? Sakura might not make it to the morning..

I locked eyes with Hinata and we shared an unspoken convo.

It went like this:

'Why the fuck is Sakura getting gifts for my Naruto-sama?'

'You mean My Naruto-sama? And I would imagine to make it easier to manipulate him. For what is the question? What does Naruto-kub have that Sakura wants?'

'Very strange. We will have to watch her from now on.'

'I could just kill her now...'

'HINATA NO!'

'It would be easy too. And beneficial for you aswell'

'NO GODDAMNIT!'

'But it would be so satisfying'

'HINATA WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?! NO MURDERING OUR FRIENDS!'

'Our? I dont remember having her as a friend.'

'NARUTO WOULD BE SAD!'

'Hmmm. you do have a point ...Fine. No murdering.'

'Oh Thank God.'

'...For now.'

Yeah. All that was exchanged in one glance.

"Kiba you dork I don't hate Naruto. Sometimes I let my annoyance get the better of me in class but thats it."

"Coulda fooled me."

"Kiba its pretty easy to fool you. You lost to Naruto in Uno." Tayuya commented.

"HE CHEATED!"

"Thanks so much Sakura-chan!" Naruto was still geeking out over his goggles.

"Im glad you like it Naruto-kun. I'd love to see you enjoying them more but I have to get home. It's pretty late and my mom is worried."Bitch face said.

"No worries Sakura-chan."

I Hate it when my beloved says her name.

Sakura then suddenly engulfed my beloved in a hug.

wait wait wait.

back up.

Did I say that correctly?

Lemme scroll up and reread that

No i said that correctly.

SAKURA IS HUGGING NARUTO!

WHAT IN GODS NAME DID I DO TO DESERVE TO SEE THIS?

WAS I A RAPIST IN A PAST LIFE?

DID I MURDER ALOTTA PEOPLE IN A PAST LIFE?

DID I CREATE BORUTO?

WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE?

Hinata silently moved toward Sakura.

OH GOD SHE'S GONNA KILL HER


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