Chapter Calibrate: Glitzpit
Edward was on the roof of Thorndyke Industries practising his hot kung-fu. But then his ear grew big when he heard a noise on the 22nd floor. Edward jumped on a spring and landed on the 22nd floor. He gasped when he saw the man who had just arrived.
"I am here for Nelson!" announced Dale, his shiny gold robe sparkling like the sands of Egypt.
There was so much blood everywhere. There was blood on the curtains and curtains on the blood.
"Dale, did you slay employees?" asked Edward, horrified.
Dale didn't answer. He just punched Edward in the face. The impact shattered Edward's glasses and he flew out the window.
Meanwhile, Nelson's limo had just arrived. Nelson stepped out and caught sight of Edward's deadly descent. He pulled out his CELLULAR DEVICE and ordered up a trampoline from Ikea. The trampoline was instantly delivered and saved Edward's life from dead bones galore.
"Who did this to you?" Nelson growled to his weary mate.
"Mr. Thorndyke… it was…" But Edward passed out and drooled everywhere.
Nelson wept for him and gave him a promotion. "You will be my mansion's loyal butler, Edward…" He put a butler nametag on Edward. "You are the raddest dude I ever met. I will avenge you and the others… No one messes with my biz…"
"NELSON!"
BOOM BABY!
Dale landed with a thud right on the trampoline, breaking it into metal shards of nothingness. He then sucked up the metal into his eye socket, forming hideous disgrace.
"Dale? What is this?" gasped Nelson.
Dale smirked as his robe blew in the wind ominously.
New Continue?