(Naruto's house)
It was the morning after Naruto's foursome with Titania, Anko, and Kurenai. He awoke throwing on a pair of underwear and a robe as he walked down the steps. Leaving his girls to sleep some more and rest.
As he descended the staircase, he saw Gaara sitting silently on one of his couches. Reading a book
"You're here early" Naruto said as he went into the kitchen to make some coffee
"It's 11 am" Gaara said stoically as he followed Naruto into the kitchen
"Hey after a foursome that's early for me" Naruto said as he started his coffee maker
"At least It's not like the time I walked in on you with my sister" Gaara deadpanned
"Hey she made the move on me" Naruto said as he chuckled as he remembered how Temari was pretty blunt with what she wanted
"……that makes it worse since it was in my room" Gaara deadpanned to his best friend
"Not my fault she barged in there and jumped on me" Naruto muttered as he poured his coffee
"Anyway I have information on those construction rackets. Seems like there's 3 construction companies. One based on the east side of the city, one on the west side of the city, and lastly a mob construction company run by Fat Tony. They have no location as they are constantly moving cars and trucks for 'legal' reasons." Gaara explained as he shut his book.
"Hmmmm ok so we take the east and west sides and drive Fat Tony out of the construction business by finding and wrecking the trucks and supplies." Naruto said as he drank some of his coffee.
"I'll see if I can pinpoint one of his trucks via gossip and rumor. In the meantime I'd suggest checking out those construction companies as well as looking into some apartment buildings for the rest of our organization" Garra said as he listed off his suggestions
"Oh yea I wanted to buy the TV studio too. Guess I might as well do that while I'm out" Naruto said as he walked to a nearby closet and pulled out a Dark orange suit with a white undershirt and dark orange tie.
"Not bringing Kurenai or Anko?" Gaara asked
"No, let them rest, also call mom and tell her to send the rest of the crew" Naruto said before walking into a bathroom to change.
"You got it boss" Gaara said as he stood up to make his call in another room.
(15 minutes later)
Naruto walked out wearing his suit and adjusting his tie before he walked over to his garage to his electric motorcycle and grabbed a helmet.
As he drove out of the garage he spotted Maggie standing next to a makeshift stand that said "wedgie's 5 bucks"
He saw that two young kids Maggie's age were next to her one had glasses and blue hair and the other had very little hair and looked a little dim. These were Milhouse and Ralph Maggie's Friends/ partners in scams
"Step right up! Only 5 dollars to wedgie a nerd!" Maggie called out
"I didn't really think this was what You meant when you wanted to make some money using us" Milhouse said to Maggie after her call.
"I'm giving you both 10 percent so quit your whining. Hey Nelson! You want to wedgie some nerds? 5 bucks a throw!" Maggie yelled to a kid walking by
"5 bucks! Oh hell yes!" A ten year old wearing a denim vest shouted happily and excitedly
He took out a 20 and gave it to Maggie before he approached Milhouse and Ralph
"Hey! you didn't say it would be Nelson!" Milhouse exclaimed in fear at what was coming
"Me first Nelson!" Ralph yelled with a dopey grin as the bully approached them before two earsplitting screams occured form the two nerds being wedgied.
"Heh not bad kid" Naruto said with a chuckle at Maggie before he drove off to run his errands.
(West side of the city)
"Alright, where is that construction company?" Naruto asked looking for the construction sight seeing as he figured the tv studio he knew exactly where it was so better to hunt the construction site.
He soon spotted a construction site and saw some workers eating lunch. Naruto parked nearby before walking over
"Yo what you guys building?" Naruto asked the lunch eating workers curiously
"Apartment complex" One told him before taking a bite of his sandwich
"Does it have an owner yet?" Naruto asked as he looked at the building
"No but the mob has been looking to buy it but the boss won't sell for cheap like they want" another worker said with a snicker
"Where's this boss of yours? I'd like to make an offer" Naruto said
"Office is over there kid" a worker said as he gestured to a trailer nearby
"Thanks,keep up the good work guys" Naruto said in gratitude before heading to the trailer and knocking on the door.
"If this is Tony's goons again you can piss off!" A male voice yelled from the trailer
"And what if it's someone with a good offer?" Naruto asked
"... enter" the man said as Naruto entered
Naruto saw a man at a desk looking over some paperwork
"You wanna buy this crapheap? What's your offer?" The man asked not even looking up
"That and your company" Naruto said as he sat in a chair across from the desk
"... Ok Now I Know This is a joke kid. Go beat it" the man said looking up
"It's not see I'm a up and coming business man and I'm looking to invest in your company" Naruto said simply in a professional tone
"And why should I believe you? This lot alone needs to be bought from the realtor for a good 30 grand" the man said not buying it
"I'll pay 40 grand iif it will put you at ease" Naruto said simply knowing paying over asking price said a lot
"You ain't bluffing? You really want to buy this place?" The man asked bewildered
"Yup. Bring down the realtor and I'll sign it right now. Along with Financing the construction" Naruto said knowing this was probably a tax only funded build and would've been very simplistic.
The man nodded at this "ok kid I'll bite but you will have to convince the realtor. She's kind of a spit fire" the man said grabbing his phone
"Good I love a challenge" Naruto smirked
"Heh she would eat you alive kid" the man said before making a call.
"Yeah I got a guy here interested in purchasing this place…. Yeah he understands the price…… yeah he understands it's still being built…… no he's not with Fat Tony's imbeciles……. no he's not wanting to buy the entire west side" the man said as he rolled his eyes "ok I'll tell him"
"She wants to meet you at a nearby restaurant called Luigis" the man told Naruto after hanging up
"Cool I'll meet her there then" Naruto said as he stood up from his chair
"Wear a helmet, kid" the man said with a chuckle as Naruto left for the restaurant.
(Luigi's)
Naruto was sitting at a table waiting for the woman he was to meet with so he could buy the still being built apartment. Soon however he noticed a chinese woman with raven black hair, wearing a white button up sleeveless shirt, black pants, and black heels with E cup breasts, toned body, and a plump ass.
The woman looked at Naruto and approached his table "you the man who wants the future apartment building?" the woman asked him
"Indeed I do and I'm willing to pay the asking price and then some ms?" Naruto asked wanting her name
"Cookie Kwan. Number one real estate agent on the west side. What's a kid doing throwing around money like that?" Cookie asked suspicious as the lot alone cost 30 grand not to mention adding to construction cost or what it'll cost when finished.
"I'm 21 and like i said to the guy in charge of the construction workers I'm a business man looking to expand into Springfield " Naruto said simply
"300 grand for lot, ownership, addition to construction, and allow me to take cut for every apartment rented" Cookie said simply as she was supposed to either sell the whole place or each apartment for her business when it was done.
"….you're a shrewd business woman aren't you?" Naruto asked with a chuckle
"Number one on west side for reason." Cookie said simply
"Very well it's a deal and if we're gonna be in business together we should have each other's numbers" Naruto said simply.
"... you think I'm some desperate woman?" Cookie asked deadpan before pulling out a contract "sign here, here, here, initial here Kiss me on cheek, date here" Cookie said
Naruto chuckled at this as he signed the contract and after he signed he pulled Cookie close and kissed her cheek surprising her
"Most guys just run when I'm that pushy" Cookie said surprised that Naruto didn't hesitate
"I'm not Most guys. I see what I want and I take it" Naruto said with a grin
Cookie smiled at this "what your name cutie?" She asked. Seeing as they'd be business partners now essentially.
"Names Naruto Uzumaki" Naruto greeted
"…..the same Uzumaki's from-" Cookie was asking before she was Interrupted
"Yes those Uzumaki" Naruto said simply
"Heh I heard fat boy was pissed about some big shots looking to step into his business" Cookie said as she smiled as anyone who pissed off Fat Tony pleased her.
"Yeah fat ass pissed me off so I'm gonna end his business" Naruto said simply so it didn't incriminate him
"You looking to buy more real estate to slowly take over?" Cookie asked curiously
"... actually I wouldn't mind doing that" Naruto admitted
"If you're gonna take over you are gonna need dirt on powerful figures that are paid off by Fat boy." Cookie said as she nodded
"And you have a source to give me that?" Naruto asked
"Indeed I do. There is a burlesque house in town that all the men go to and spill their guts over some big tits. On top of that, my best friend is a very powerful person and a big gossip." Cookie said
Naruto smirked at this "perfect can I have their contact information?"
"That cost you big boy" Cookie said with a flirty smirk at Naruto
"You want me to pay that now or After lunch?" Naruto asked with a grin
"After we go grab cousin Nookie Kwan. Number one on the East side. She join in you get two real estate informants" Coomie said
"If she's as sexy as you. Today is gonna be a good day" Naruto said with a smirk
"People think we twin sisters" Cookie said
Naruto paused at this before he took out a notepad and opened it showing it was a list labeled 'things to do before I die'
He looked down the list and saw 'make Chinese twins into cumdumpsters'
"Oh ho ho! You're an ambitious one aren't you yakuza boy?" Cookie asked with a smirk as she looked at the list
"Damn straight. Now let's go" Naruto grinned
"I'll call my cousin and we can have some fun at my condo" Cookie said with a lustful grin
Naruto immediately dropped money to the table before grabbing Cookie and running out the restaurant
"... they didn't even order anything" a waiter said walking over and grabbing the money for themself
(Cookie Kwan's condo)
Naruto was brought into a nice condominium by Cookie.
"nice place" Naruto said as he looked around
"There you see Condo now Take Off Pants!" Cookie told him while a woman looking exactly like Cookie entered with her. Only difference being her white heels unlike Cookie's black heels.
"Ok this stud you texted about better be- Hello!" Nookie said as she got a good look at Naruto and smiled in approval "why he still clothed?" She asked her cousin licking her lips salaciously
"You two just cut to the chase don't you?" Naruto chuckled
"We single and horny. Now get pants off already!" Cookie ordered as she closed the door behind Nookie and locked it
Naruto instantly pulled Cookie into a rough kiss surprising her as he pushed her against the door
"Rule one, miss number one on the west side I'm the one in charge" Naruto growled into her ear before snaking a hand to her shirt and
Riiipppp!!
Tearing it off in one motion. Completely shredding it from her body.
"Hey that shirt expensive!" Cookie yelled as she looked down at her exposed black bra clad breasts
Before Naruto pushed her against the door again and gripped her breasts and pulled her close
"If you prove yourself worthy of being one of my women I'll buy you another shirt. Hell I'll buy you a wardrobe if you satisfy me enough" Naruto growled before he looked at Nookie who was watching this with wide eyes
"That offer goes to you as well miss number one on East Side" Naruto told her
"You looking to dominate us both big boy?" Nookie asked with a lustful smirk
"Looking? My dear I think you and your cousin already realize it but-" Naruto was saying before he reached a hand to her and pulled her shirt to pieces off her torso exposing a white bra underneath
"I've already dominated you two by existing" he smirked
"Less talk more making me cheap Asian whore!" Cookie yelled at Naruto before her pants were torn off in half by Naruto, this time leaving her in a black thong and her black heels.
"Now are you gonna undress yourself or follow your cousin's example and mouth off to me making me rip up your clothes?" Naruto asked Nookie with a smirk
Nookie smirked at this as she took off her own pants leaving her in a white thong and white heels.
"Jackpot" Naruto smirked looking over the twins and their sinful bodies.
"Now ladies" Naruto said as he unzipped his pants and dropped them along with his boxers
Thud!
As his pants and boxers fell so too did Cookie and Nookie to their knees in an instant, seeing his 11 inch cock, fully hardened, spring to life before their eyes
"You want us service you first?" Cookie asked as she looked at his cock while Nookie licked her lips
"Double blowjob from slutty asian twins? I'd be an idiot to pass that up. Get to it" Naruto ordered with a smirk.
Cookie and Nookie immediately sidled up to his cock, each one instantly stuck their tongues out and licking a side of his shaft. Cookie taking the west and Nookie the East
Naruto groaned in approval as the twins worked together to pleasure him before he moved his hands to their heads. He patted their heads like one would a pet before he let them continue to pleasure his cock.
The twins moaned in approval at this as they both started licking with more eagerness and vigor. With each movement of their tongues increasing in speed and ferocity.
Naruto grunted at this and took off his shirt as they licked at him. He looked down at their still bra clad breasts and smirked as he moved his hands down to each of their bras.
Riiippp!
Yet again clothing was ripped off. This time two bras simultaneously torn from twin bodies in complete sync. Revealing both cousin's large, matching tits.
"Now you two be good and use your breasts to pleasure me" Naruto ordered them
"We already do work for you. Maybe you should return favor for us" Cookie told him as she stopped her licking.
"Yeah. Yakuza boy should pleasure us first" Nookie said with a smirk
"…..fair enough Cookie bend over that kitchen counter" Naruto said firmly
"Why cookie first? I'm number one on east side" Nookie said
"You will get yours soon enough now both of you bend over that counter…. now!" Naruto growled out. The fierceness in his voice making them immediately bend over the nearby kitchen counter with zero hesitation
Naruto smirked at this as he looked at the twins who were still in their heels, which caused their backsides to really stick out, and their thongs
Naruto approached Cookie and grabbed her by her curvy hips and moved her thong to the side and with a savage thrust
"AIIIII YYYAAAHH!" Cookie yelled, feeling her pussy be invaded by his massive, throbbing cock.
"How it feel cousin?" Nookie asked with a grin before she also screamed as she felt one of Naruto's hands slide under her own thong and his finger slide into her moistened pussy
Naruto started to thrust into Cookie while he also used a free hand to play with Nookie's cunt. Fingers and hips moving in sync on their twin orifices.
"So how's it feel to be with a real man, ladies?" Naruto asked, smirking at the twins.
"Ai Ya! You so big strong man!" Cookie moaned out with her tongue hanging out. She had never had someone like this man before. The fucking he was giving her was animalistic. Bestial. Primal.
"Heh well better get used to this kind of fucking soon. I'm not stopping till you both agree to be my cumdunpsters for the reat of your lives" Naruto told them with a grin
"Yes sir! You use us as little Asian sluts!" cookie and Nookie yelled together as Naruto pleasured them
"Not good enough. I want you two to submit as my cumdumpsters exactly. Saying your sluts isn't enough for me. I need those exact words." Naruto told them before giving each of them a harsh thrust inside their cunts. He wanted that admission and submission.
So he could finally take it off his bucket list.
"We not submit yet" Nookie said, smirking at him.
"She not speak for me" Coomke moaned out as Naruto thrusted into her
"Oh now she definitely does in this case. Which means I can stop holding back" Naruto smirked throwing an extra finger inside Nookie's cunt before thrusting harder into Cookie's
"Ai ya! You make me your bitch!" Cookie moaned out from his animalistic thrusts
"Not what I want to hear" Naruto smirked before slapping her ass making it jiggle and her moan.
"Kyaahh! So good daddy!" Cookie moaned
"Not what I need to hear" Naruto smirked and spanked her again. "You know what to submit. So speak it or no cum for you" Naruto grinned at Cookie who's eyes widened.
"Ok! I submit! I, Cookie Kwan offer body as cumdump for Uzumaki stud! I live to serve as property of Uzumaki and offer body and entire west side of Springfield to him in exchange!" Cookie moaned out with her tongue hanging out
"Good girl. Here's your reward!" Naruto roared before unloading inside of her twat. His seed, filling her depths before he let her fall to the counter. Meanwhile his fingers had made Nookie spray her juices all over the floor in front of the counter from her own orgasm.
"One cumdump down. One more to go" Naruto grinned as he pulled his cock out of Cookie's filled twat, still hard, before approaching Nookie's jutted out rear.
"... mercy?" Nookie asked seeing how fucked stupid her cousin was and reaslised she may have awoken a beast
"No mercy for fellow cumdump!" Cookie yelled before she groaned and fell back on the counter to rest
"... errors have been made" Nookie said as Naruto gripped her by her hips before he mover her thong and thrusted hard into her pussy
"AIIIII YAAAHHHH!!" Nookie screamed form the intrusion
"Fuck you two really are twins essentially! You two are exactly the same in tightness!" Naruto groaned out in pleasure "which means if I thrust right here!" Naruto said as he hit a thrust in a particular spot that he had on Cookie
Nookie screamed at this and fell forward and rested her head as she started to drool from the amount of pleasure she was feeling from Naruto's thrusts
"Guess You Two really are exact twins somehow" Naruto grinned
"Ah! You cum in cumdump daddy?" Nookie moaned out as she looked back at Naruto helplessly
"Hmm… maybe after a few more thrusts" Naruto grinned as he smacked her ass hard making her moan in approval
"Ai ya you so big and strong you need good time from your twin cumdumps. We come to you whenever you call from now on. We your property and you can own East side like you own me!" Nookie moaned
"Hmmm I have such good girls" Naruto grunted as he felt himself cumming "alright as payment for handing over East side I'll fill your cunt!" Naruto roared as he shot his load inside Nookie's twat.
"Ai yahhhh!" Nookie screamed as she climaxed hard. Her juices spraying the condo floor once more from her climax before she fell forward.
"Well girls those were some fun warm ups. Ready for round 2?" Naruto grinned before he approached Cookie again.
"You bet big daddy! Ahhh!" Cookie screamed as Naruto grabbed her hair and thrusted hard into her ass and renewed his thrusts
(with Kurenai)
"Dammit Gaara. Why didn't you stop him?!" Kurenai yelled irritated
"He's out making moves to take over some construction sites and other businesses I think he is gonna buy a appeasement building too Garra said simply as he hung up his phone
"You don't remember that every Fucking Time He's left alone he either gets into a life or Death Situation or banging random sluts?!" Kurenai questioned
"Tony won't make a move. Our mole informed me that his men refuse to do anything without high pay and Tony is being cheap" Gaara said simply
"Heh so he's probably plowing sluts then" Anko said with a smirk
"Not on my watch! He has terrible taste in women when they're not me!" Kurenai yelled out as she growled
"Oh come on he's not that bad is he?" Titania asked as she came downstairs fully dressed
"He once fucked an entire cabaret club staff of women. While the club was open. In broad daylight" Gaara deadpanned
"Where is he?!" Kurenai yelled, not happy of being reminded of that incident..
"I'll call him" Anko said pulling out her phone and hit speed dial and after a few rings
"What is it Anko?" Naruto asked sounding like he was panting as Anko put him on speaker
"Kurenai wants to know your location" anko asked
"He balls deep in New slut so fuck off!" Cookie yelled over the phone before a smacking sound was heard "ayyaahh!"
"that's one of my enforcers so show respect or you get none of my cum" Naruto growled out as another smack was herd
"I sorry daddy! Please don't punish me!" Cookie yelled
"Oh You so big daddy!" another Asian sounding woman who sounded like Cookie yelled
"Chinese twins?" Anko asked deadpan
"Yes, now tell Kurenai to get my new construction crew in shape. I'll see you all later after I finish with these two. After all, I have a date with Lisa later." Naruto said before hanging up
"I blame you for that bucket list" Kurenai growled at Anko
"Oh you love it now let's go. Naruto texted the address of his new construction company" Anko said as she held up her phone
(later with Naruto)
Naruto chuckled as he put on his suit and left Cookie and her cousin Nookie naked and panting on the kitchen counter
"Alright girls. I'll come see you two again or have you come to me soon." Naruto said as he headed for the door
"Yes master" Cookie and Nookie moaned together with tongues hanging out.
"Heh. I love being called that. If I didn't have a date later I'd stay and fuck you two some more." Naruto smirked. "Oh well another time. See ya around my twin cumdumps." He said before he left.
(with Lisa)
Lisa was currently getting ready for her date tonight with Naruto. Which couldn't come soon enough as she didn't want to be here for the dinner with Krusty Bart had won as a prize from the studio. She had no issues with the clown truthfully vit he was a known pervert and she didn't really want to deal with that before a date…..
Or watch Naruto bash his head in if he takes it too far like her ex boss.
"Lisa Naruto is here!" Marge called out from downstairs
"Thanks mom! I'll be down in a minute" Lisa called out before she threw on a spritz of perfume. And then paused before opening her shirt and applying a spritz in between her breasts. "You never know" she muttered before standing up and heading down stairs.
Naruto stood at the doorway of the Simpson house and watched Lisa come down In a short Strapless orange dress with a slit on the side and pink lipstick applied to her lips.
"Woah" Naruto muttered seeing her beauty dressed like this.
"Woah momma!" Bart yelled as he howled like a wolf to tease them
"Thanks Bart" Lisa said flatly at this while Naruto laughed
"I thought it was funny, plus he's not wrong" he admitted to Bart before ruffling his hair
"Ah my bad boy spikes!" Bart groaned from having to fix his hair after this
"Make sure you have her home by midnight or I'm gonna let Maggie cut the brakes on your car" Homer said with a firm tone as he made his presence known
"Don't worry Mr Simpson, I'll have her home by midnight." Naruto told him with a smile
Homer nodded at this before he left the room
"Relax I wouldn't cut your brakes…..not without asking for a bribe first" Maggie said with a smirk
"…..not bad kid" Naruto said with a chuckle as he handed Maggie a 50
"Little light there for a bribe" Maggie said with a smirk
"Definitely like my mom" Naruto said with a chuckle as he handed her another 50
"Pleasure Doing business brother in law" Maggie said
"Hey how come she gets a bribe? I can talk too ya know!" Bart said as he looked at Naruto
"... I gave you $300 literally 3 days ago" Naruto deadpanned at him as he paid him $200 for a drink and an extra hundred for pointing him to his house
"Bart go upstairs or I'm taking your savings and giving it to Rod and Todd" Lisa said with a glare
"Oh hell no! Not those losers! They'll burn it and claim it was manufactured by the devil!" Bart groaned before running upstairs
"Nice try squirt" Naruto said with a chuckle as he and Lisa left the house
"So where do you plan on bringing me for our date?" Lisa asked as they got into her car
"I found a restaurant that has a dance floor. Figured it'd be a good place for a date" Naruto told her.
"... I thought you couldn't dance?" Lisa asked with a smirk remembering teasing him about not knowing capoeira
"I told you I was still learning it. I wasn't lying" Naruto said as he started his car
"Suuuure you were" Lisa teased him with a grin
"Guess I'll just have to prove it to you then" Naruto smirked at her before driving them off to their date. Passing by a white clown car driving into the Simpson driveway.
(Later at the restaurant)
The restaurant was known as the Gorrión Bailando or Dancing Sparrow for those unfamiliar with spanish. A newer restaurant to appeal to Springfield's younger, college crowd. Naruto parked his car and got out before he went to Lisa's door and let her out
"My such a gentleman" Lisa told him with a grin as she exited his car.
"Well my mom raised me to be a gentleman" Naruto said with a chuckle before holding out his arm. "Shall we enter milady?" He asked
"Hope the bouncer let's us in" Lisa said as she took Naruto's hand
"I think he will" Naruto said with a smile as he lead them to the restaurant door.
"Woah you two let me see some id" the large male bouncer ordered holding a hand up
Naruto took out his wallet and took out his ID which he showed to the man.
"Uzumaki?" The bouncer asked confused
"I'm japanese" Naruto deadpanned
"Fair enough. And the lady? I need your ID" he told Lisa
Lisa pulled out hers a little worried since she was only 19 and didn't want them
The bouncer looked at the id and scowled
"Look my friend I know you have a job so how about I promise she won't drink any alcohol and you take this?" Naruto asked as he put a 100 dollar bill in the bouncers front pocket
"... I mean I was just gonna have to try and hunt down the bands for underage people but whatever?" The bouncer shrugged before he let Naruto and Lisa pass "just don't sit at the bar and you'll be fine"
"... oh thank you" Naruto said as he didn't think it would be simple
"We're mainly a dance and food establishment sir. Just cause we sell alcohol doesn't mean we can't serve underage people. It just means we need systems in place so no one gives someone underage alcohol on top of the cameras." The bouncer explained
"Hmmm very good establishment you looking to sell?" Naruto inquired
"Come on you" Lisa said as she rolled her eyes and dragged Naruto into the building
"Wait here!" Naruto shouted, throwing a business card into the wall next to the bouncer like a shuriken, embedding into the wall as Lisa dragged him off.
"Is it always business with you?" Lisa rolled her eyes some more as they approached a table
"I always find time for what's important" Naruto said as he pulled out a chair for Lisa at a table
"Oh I'm important to you huh?" Lisa asked with a teasing smile as she sat down
"I mean I'd be an idiot if you weren't" Naruto told her as he sat down in his own seat
"I'm surprised you picked a spanish restaurant. I half expected karaoke or pool" Lisa told him
"I can appreciate other cultures plus your mom texted me you loved places like this and jazz clubs" Naruto told her with a smile
Lisa mentally thanked her mom while she looked at a menu
"Welcome to Gorrión Bailando. I shall be your waiter this evening. What can I get you both to start" a waiter approached with a notepad
"2 waters and Do you have anything vegetarian for my date?" Naruto asked curiously
"Certainly. Our nacho and taco options each have plant based meats as substitutions along with our arrays of salads." The waiter explained
"That sounds great" Lisa said with a smile
"Ok I'll take an order of the plant based nachos along with her salad" Naruto said
"Excellent choices sure" the waiter said as he wrote down their orders and left
"I'm surprised your willing to try plant based meat" Lisa said
"Well I'm willing to try it for a pretty face" Naruto said with a smile at Lisa
"Well aren't you the flatterer" Lisa giggled
"I don't exaggerate, I only speak the truth" Naruto told her honestly
Lisa smiled before looking at the dance floor. "Wanna hit the dance floor while we wait for our food?" She asked
"Absolutely" Naruto said with a smile as he lead Lisa to the floor by the hand. Before proceeding to tango, stealing the show so to speak as they danced.
(a little later)
Naruto and Lisa approached their table, Lisa panting from the dancing.
"You really can dance huh?" Lisa said with a smile while breathing in some air as she rested.
"I'm surprised you're that good I could barely keep up" Naruto said with a chuckle as they sat down as there food arrived. Before Naruto could take a bite however he was suddenly pulled out of the booth and thrown to the floor by a figure.
"You have a lot of nerve showing up here Uzumaki after what your crew has been up to in the bosses town" an italian man in a suit growled out flanked by 5 more guys in suits.
"Hey there guys. I need to ask you to leav-" the bouncer was saying as he walked over before the head suited guy snapped his fingers
BANG!
One of the mobsters had pulled out a gun, shooting the bouncer in the chest and making patrons scream.
"I don't care about the stupid bounty on your head or the whole needing hazard pay to take you out. The boss wants you dead. That's what I'll give him." The head mobster said before reaching into his jacket for a gun
Naruto scowled as he looked at the bouncer who was shot and glared at the men as they surrounded him "that was unnecessary" he growled as he felt something inside him about to snap
"Killing you publicly will send a message but don't you fret when your dead I'll go comfort that girl of yours before I make her work the streets" the head mobster said with a sick grin
Naruto felt something snap inside him before he nodded at Lisa who hid in the back of the building
"You know something" Naruto was saying as he slowly stood up
"Hey I didn't say you could stand!" The mobster growled as he pulled the gun out and fired at Naruto's feet. Naruto however spun out of the way, ending up behind the mobster.
"You idiots just fucked up" Naruto said before he spin kicked the gun from the mobster's hand into the other mobster with a gun drawn. The thrown gun smacking him in the face and knocking him out cold to the dance floor.
"You idiots are on a dance floor. So, shall we dance?" Naruto asked with a crazed grin.
"Get the fucker!" The mobster shouted to his 4 buddies still standing
The four men charged at Naruto who just stood there grinning before he did a backflip away from a punch. Landing on his feet he sent a spinning back elbow into a mobster's gut making him lurch before cartwheeling over their hunched form.
As he landed from his cartwheel he dropped his heel on the head of another mobster sending him to the ground face first before spinning and sweeping his leg into the hunched goon.
Using the momentum of his spinning sweep, he got onto his hands in a handstand before spinning around with his legs stretched out in split. Windmilling around and around as his legs connected to the other two goons and kicking them over and over again in the chest
When Naruto landed on his feet he saw only the goon that shot the bouncer was left
"You mother- urk!" the mobster was yelling before Naruto grabbed him by his throat
And slammed him by the back of his head into a glass table nearby several times before the table shattered and some of the glass cut into the mobsters face.
"You know I always had this no kill code. Not because of some moral high ground but because I knew one day, one fucking day I'd have to end someone and wnated to make sure they absolutely deserved it" Naruto said looking down at the man with his grin widening
The man groaned as he looked up at Naruto who had a crazed grin as he looked down at him
"Well guess what you guenia fuck wad? you just won the honor of being my first kill" Naruto said as he grabbed a sheathed dagger from inside his jacket pocket and pulled it out before unsheathing it. "When you get to hell tell the devil to make some room for your fat ass boss!" Naruto growled as he started to swing the blade down
"Naruto stop!c Lisa yelled out at him making his pause
Naruto looked at Lisa who had come out of her hiding place
"Please don't do this!" Lisa begged
Naruto looked at Lisa before he looked at the man he was holding before he put his Dagger away "your lucky she was here. So thank the lady" he said with a firm tone
"T-thank you" the man groaned absolutely terrified
"Now apologize for your little comment earlier" Naruto growled out
"I-I'm Sorry. Sorry that I didn't get the chance to nail your fat ass!" He grinned thinking since Naruto wasn't gonna kill him now he could say whatever he wanted
Naruto growled before he dragged the man near a window
(outside)
Outside the restaurant there were several cop cars parked outside
"Uh chief, why are we not heading inside?" An African American cop named Lou asked from the passenger seat of a cop car next to the chief
"We got a shots fired report. It looks like fat Tony's guys are trying to intimidate some guy. Anyways I don't want to get so we're waiting here" Chief Wiggum said
Suddenly the window to the restaurant broke as the mobster Naruto was fighting was thrown out of the window and landed on the trunk of the police car covered in glass
"Ugh should have just apologized" the mobster groaned out in pain
"... shouldn't we go in and arrest the guy who did this?" Lou asked
"And get hit like that guy? Nope" the chief said showing his cowardice
Lou sighed at this as he was getting sick of the half assed work his chief put into this job. Especially since it was a job he always wanted to have.
Naruto walked out of the restaurant and waved at the cops "hey fat ass there's a guy bleeding inside. Call an ambulance!" he yelled at them
"And let those paramedics save another person to make them think they're rockstars? No chance!" Wiggum said
"Either call them now or my girl posts that shit on Facebook" Naruto said as he jerked a thumb at Lisa who had her phone out
"Chief just call the ambulance" Lou said
Wiggum grumbled at this as he made the call
"Good to know there is one cop in this town that's not retarded" Naruto said with a scowl at Wiggum as he turned to Lisa "come on I'll take you home" Naruto told her
Lisa nodded as she followed Naruto to his car.
(Simpson house)
"I'm sorry that happened Lisa" Naruto said as he walked her to the door
"It's not your fault your number one on Fat Tony's hit list" Lisa said simply
"Yeah well he's gonna see hell for ruining my date with my girl" Naruto growled out
"oh I'm your girl huh?" Lisa asked
Naruto paused at this "well uh" he said as he rubbed the back of his head
"I accept bozo" Lisa smirked finding his nervousness cute
"Y-you do? Naruto asked surprised
"Sure from what I saw you could use a girl to keep your other girls in line" Lisa said as she pointed across the street at Kurenai who was spying on them with binoculars on the roof of Naruto's house
"Oh hell No!" Kurenai shouted a she threw down The Binoculars and jumped off the roof
"She heard that?" Lisa asked bewildered
"I can read lips you bitch!" Kurenai yelled walking over
"Kurenai…." Naruto said with a hard look at the assassin
"... fine but she better watch her mouth" Kurenai said as she glared at Lisa
Lisa was instantly in front of Kurenai and before the assassin could react Lisa poked her in the forehead
"W-what?" Kurenai asked surprised
"Yeah I'm with Kurenai the hell?" Naruto asked surprised at this
"I took several self defense classes years ago. I may be a pacifist but I have a limit just like you" Lisa said to Naruto before she looked at Kurenai with a glare showing she wouldn't back down
"... he almost killed someone didn't he" Kurenai stated more than asked
"Yes he did now go" Lisa said firmly with a glare
"... Fine. I'll head home for now but you and me we'll settle who's his top bitch. Just you wait" Kurenai said before heading back hime
Naruto chuckled at this "you are so much more hotter now" he said to Lisa
"Well I can't just be a pretty face if my boyfriend is a yakuza right?" Lisa asked with a grin as she approached Naruto
"... you sure you want to be with me knowing that" Naruto asked seriously knowing she'd be targeted
Lisa said nothing before she grabbed naruto by his shirt, pushed him into her door, and kissed him fiercely against the door.
soon she pulled away from him
"Naruto I know you're a good person and that's all that matters to me. I just don't want to see you kill someone." She said
"And you won't I promise you that Naruto said with a nod
"That being said while I don't want to see it if you have to kill fat Tony I sure won't complain" she told him
Naruto chuckled at this before he hugged Lisa who hugged him back as they stayed like that for a minute. Before the door Naruto was against opened up and the two fell back inside the Simpsons house.
"You're late!" Homer yelled at the new couple
"Homer it's a minute past midnight and they pulled in 5 minutes ago before that woman across the street came up to them" Marge said deadpan to her husband
"... you saw that huh?" Naruto chuckled sheepishly as he got up and helped Lisa to her feet
"Hard not to since she's been on that roof for 12 hours straight" Marge deadpanned
Naruto groaned at this as he made a note to tell Kurenai no more spying on Lisa or her family
"Well look I won't cause you guys anymore issues tonight and will have words with Kurenai." Naruto told them
"Just make sure my little girl stays safe and we're fine" Homer said with a firm tone
"I'd sooner die than let her get hurt" Naruto said firmly
Homer nodded at this before he went upstairs with Marge
Naruto turned to look at Lisa who smiled at him "night Lisa" he said as he headed for the door
"Night Naruto" Lisa said as she watched him leave
"Can you two keep it down?! I'm trying to cry myself asleep and have no drugs to knock me out!" The voice of Krusty the clown shouted from the living room sobbing
"….. not even gonna ask" Naruto said as he left
"Me neither" Lisa said before heading upstairs to her room.
As Naruto headed for his house he paused "goddammit I forgot to buy the tv studio again!" He shouted in realization
"That's what happens when you go off without one of us" Kurenai said from a bush next to the Simpson's doorway.
"Woman will you stop stalking my girlfriend and her family?!" Naruto yelled at Kurenai
"I'm not stalking them I'm stalking you" Kurenai said simply
"…..oh that's so much better" Naruto said with a groan as he walked across the street to his home with his stalker/bodyguard/lover behind him.
Hey everyone hope you enjoyed the chapter wanna give a shout out to my fellow writers who I've been writing with for years KuronoDono12 and pyrohelixdrago we've written lots of stories together hope you all check them out and show some love and support.