This is a Youjo Senki Fan Fiction Only

I looked at the place, and this was nothing like the place people believed Olympus looked like, an idiot was getting drunk, a guy with wings on his sandals delivering the mail, my newly discovered red-haired brother pissed off, Hera was actually glaring daggers at dear old dad over there.

I decided to put a stop to this before she comes up with an even worse way to make our lives miserable, just to get back at her cheating, womanizing husband, "Alright, alright, I get it, Aries is a boy that never got enough of his daddy's attention so if anyone gets his attention he gets upset about it, and you are pissed that your husband blatantly cheats on you every chance he gets. Got it."

"But do you honestly think he is the only one doing stuff like this? Do I really need to remind you what Poseidon did to that shrine maiden? I think her name was Medusa." Looking at Athena when I finished saying that who began to also glare at Poseidon.

"Look I am no expert in marriage, but there is a little something called open marriage back when I was born, which literally means if he can sleep around, nothing is stopping you from doing the same damn thing, and if he doesn't like the fact that some other man is sleeping with his wife, then he will have to be faithful to said wife or she will not be faithful to him, a little compromise, a little give and take and everyone else doesn't suffer because of it."

I looked at the lady who clearly is Aphrodite, "If anyone will back me up on this notion it's the love goddess over here. I mean come on Hera, you are a goddess, you can pick any mortal you like and they will happily sleep with what the guy thinks is the most beautiful woman he ever met."

Hera began to look at me, and I don't like where this is going from the way she is looking at me, I really should learn to keep my mouth shut. "So you are basically telling the Queen of the Gods, to in other words if you have a problem with your husband, solve it between yourselves and leave others out of it?"

I swear I am not kidding when even other gods began to nod their heads in agreement with that statement. "So the situation was this bad and nobody said anything about it till now?" They all started to make excuses that they were busy with their own heavenly duties till Tanya pretty much said that it was all bullshit.

"You are the King of the Gods, you are not exactly known for your mercy or your patience, look what happened to your brother Hades, the slightest rumor that he could take over your throne, and you locked him up in the underworld for all eternity. Who wants to run the risk of telling you something it will piss you off and something even worse happening to that person?"

I wanted to mention that her tone was not exactly helping matters since she was saying something that could very well also piss him off, then again since when has Tanya ever been one to watch what she says? She is someone that a friend of mine would say she was born without a filter.

My life and those of the orphanage would have been a lot easier if she learned a little discretion about what and how she says to people, she pissed off the head nun so much I swear that our bread would have poison. I am not kidding I gave a single bite to Rat on each meal before I ate it. Yes, Rat did not die.

I hear he was adopted and is now the proud owner of a liquor store. Yes, Rat is the name one of the nuns gave to an orphan, I think it was because someone screamed Rat bastard the minute the kid was born from one of the nuns that ran the orphanage.

"Either way, lady you got a husband that cheats on you with your own daughters, you know you can't get back at him, and you know that he is going to be sleeping around, so why not at least consider what Karl has suggested. In fact, to keep control over who this idiot sleeps with, I told him that I allow him to have a harem, as long as I approve the women that join the said harem."

I don't particularly like being called an idiot, and for a second I think I got a sympathetic look from dear old dad, which made me feel even worse. "Look I know how Karl treats women, and I know the way he makes him practically a chick magnet, but by having a control on who joins the harem, I know exactly who he is sleeping with, and he has plenty of women to sleep around so he will not get bored and cheat on me."

Tanya began to laugh, "Most of the women that will join the harem are mortals anyway, I just have to wait fifty years or so, and they will drop dead eventually. It's not like it's a real long time, since I know Karl and I are demigods, dying from old age is practically impossible."

I still don't like the way stepmother Hera is looking at me, isn't there something else she could be doing other than looking at me with the look of a dog looking at a butcher's shop display window?

Hera finally decided to walk towards Tanya, "I never actually thought of that, indeed all the women that my husband cheated on me with are mortals, you are right, fifty, even a hundred years is next to nothing to a deity, I could have avoided all the grief and just wait around for the mortal whore to die! I do like the open marriage idea, and I know Aphrodite also agrees with the notion."

Speaking of which where is the supposed Love Goddess, "Well I wouldn't mind having this guy sleep with me regularly, I been hearing so many wonderful things from a mortal about Karl, that I am almost tempted to have a taste of what mortal is hoping she will get to do with him." And there she was standing right behind me, I am almost shocked to find I never even felt her presence behind my back at all.

That is when I felt someone hit me in on my back, and I know who it was, "Aries a little to the left." That is when I felt the strikes shift position, "Oh, right there, that is much better, I been having that pinched nerve for years, right there." Letting a long sigh out, "I feel a lot better thanks a lot Aries, that took care of that pinched nerve."

That is when I turned around and I was sort of expecting to see the same idiotic stepbrother of mine that wanted to kill me and Tanya, you know the red-haired idiot, instead, Aries, went from armor-clad muscle man to busty bitch that was wearing clothes, not even a porn star would be caught dead wearing. How the hell did the God of War suddenly without any explanation turned into the Goddess of War, here I thought that Victoriya had large tits, if I was living the life before I was reincarnated, I would say Aries went from male wrestler of the WWF to a pretty much the human version of Jessica Rabbit!

"I am so happy that I was able to help you with that discomfort, if you need anything, and I mean anything at all, be sure to tell me, darling, you know I love to make you happy." Ok, what the hell is going on here? From violence-addicted meathead to busty devoted lover, what the hell is going on around here?

"I see that you are sort of confused, let me see if I can explain this in a way that you will understand." Ok, so Hera is going to explain how I met Aries as a man one second and a busty woman the next that I am trying my best to keep her damn hands away from touching the zipper of my pants.

"Sometimes when a man and a woman love each other very much." I think I know where this is going, "Stop, stop right there, I am an actual adult, I know about the birds and the bees, what I want to know is why my stepbrother is currently my stepsister and tell me without me trying to stop Aries, from trying to give me a blowjob against my will."

Aries just flat out laughed, "You may say you don't want it, but all I am trying to do is help my beloved brother with the massive erection you clearly have, so you might be saying no, but your body is clearly saying yes." That is when I had to clarify my current situation she is standing showing off so much of her tits I know she is not wearing any kind of underwear on those things, Aphrodite the Goddess of Love is rubbing her tits on my back, and I am trying to keep my former male stepbrother from giving me a blowjob, how the hell would I not have an erection at this particular moment, I am a man, it's biology!

"Alright, seriously this time, just trying to tell a joke, but seriously Aries, you are not the only one that wants to taste that, wait till everything is clear and then we can get into the orgy." Somehow I know some men would fantasize over that last part of her comment but somehow that just made me worried.

"Sometimes the Gods of our Patheon have to take the form of either men or women depending on the situation and who is praying to us, to make the worshiper trust us. Everyone here, except Zeus, can change genders at will, and since you do not like to sleep with those of your own gender, Aries, took on the female form, except that since she is also madly in love with you, keyword madly, she can't switch to her male form ever again, she is sort of stuck that way."

Tanya was not happy at all, "So not only do I have to deal with that bitch Victoriya claiming my man as hers, now I got Hera the Goddess of Marriage, Aphrodite the Goddess of Love, and a permanent gender-swapped Aries, Goddess of War, as my romantic rivals, and knowing how much you love to be in battle, no I am not happy one damn bit Karl. What I want to know is when can we go back to that stupid scientist and go back to the mortal realm to do our duty, or are we getting a no casket funeral while we are having this conversation?"

Zeus began to laugh, "Actually daughter, I stopped time when those things were about to get ready to explode, so in reality, no time has passed in the mortal realm, you should relax, you know you could probably spend a decade or two just having fun here on Mount Olympus, and not even a second would have passed in the mortal realm at all, didn't you hear about time relativity back in your first life?"

That is all well and good, but what I want to know if the war we were fighting is going to stop because as far as I am concerned either Hera or Aries caused it to cause both Tanya and me to die. That is when I felt something odd, and look down, and there they were Hera, Aphrodite, and now the permanent female Aries, having pulled my erect penis free from my pants and taking turns licking it like three women sharing an ice cream popsicle.

"If this thing tastes this good, I can't wait till I get to ride it, come on Tanya why don't you tell us how good it felt to get fucked by this thing. Aphrodite that is not fair putting it between your tits like that." This is not something I want to hear from Hera of all people. Tanya told them she would not share it cause it was her first time thus something private.

"So when they each have a turn forcing me to sleep with them, in an orgy I never even thought would happen, can someone tell me who causing the obvious world war that is about to occur, ouch, hey don't bite."

Zeus laughed at the last part of my comment. "Well son, I will happily explain, the war is actually happening because of competing pantheons, each pantheon is influencing their believers to either conquer or eliminate the worshipers of other divine pantheons, there are literally hundreds of religions on Earth, but the ones you need to concern yourself with are the Roman, the Norse, the Celtic, and one that worships the elements and spirits."

"So in reality Hera is only guilty of trying to get you to be born in this world so that you could eventually join our pantheon, and Aries initially as you recall didn't like the fact that you were getting all our attention, and wanted to bully you by forcing you to worship him, but when that didn't work she wanted to kill you so you could be just like her siblings."

Well, that means even when we return to the mortal realm, the war still going to happen, and when did Aries strip and start to ride my erection cowgirl style? "As for the orgy what can I say we are the Greek Pantheon, you should know this is not out of the ordinary for us, and no Demeter you can have you turn after Aphrodite finishes her turn with him, so the order that will sleep with Karl is Hera, Artemis, Athena, Aphrodite, and then you."

I can't believe dad just said that with a straight face, he just said that after the now female Aries is satisfied with riding my erection, his own wife will be next to play stuff the sausage with me, personally, I would be more upset this is happening at all, not like a man working the butcher shop counter calling the number for the next customer waiting in line.

Tanya's only complaint was when does she get her turn? To which Hera flat out told her, she could have me whenever she wants in the mortal realm, let the ones that don't get to enjoy this as frequently have their time riding the "stallion" So I get reduced to being a pony at the petting zoo.

"I swear is there anything stronger than Mead here? Cause I am going to need something for this pounding headache." That is when someone tapped me on the head with a staff and I was feeling better, I swear horses don't get ridden this long, I swear pain and aches in places I didn't even know you could feel pain.

"So when do I go back to the Empire, or am I going to be executed anyways for being absent without leave?" I am getting more and more used to calling him dad, and dad is laughing up a storm. No, a literal storm, lightning could be seen outside the window.

"I told you son there is no hurry, you could spend here a thousand years and we could send you back to the moment before that accursed experiment even happened, we are gods, manipulating time is next to nothing to us. Or did you forget how Hera froze time when you first heard her voice?"

I couldn't forget it if I tried, "She was pretending to be a man at the time, so no, I couldn't forget it no matter how many times I have tried. So no matter where I go, I will end up fighting this war no matter what. The now feminine Aries is holding my arm pressed between her breasts.

"Oh you can pretend to complain but we both know you love a good fight as much as I do, and I am the one that people worship when dealing with a war. Why don't you stop avoiding the issue and just tell us what exactly is still upsetting you? You just got to sleep with a whole bunch of goddesses that most people would die for the chance to experience half the things you got to enjoy. So no need to be shy lover boy."

I quickly mention that the same mortals would probably die from experiencing half of the things I have, Zeus asked Athena, what exactly did the goddesses do with Karl? Athena laughed and Artemis answered, that there were few things they didn't try with Karl, to which Zeus began to shake his head and tell her she is just like her mother.

"I am upset at the very notion of being forced to pray to activate that potential time bomb, the crazy scientist called his operational orb, so excuse me if I am still upset about that." Aries laughed and Hera began to shake her head.

"First off my husband fixed that device, there is nothing wrong with it, however, you do make a good point, instead of praying to make the thing work, how about instead each time you pretend to pray and request our help, we give you a boost of divine power. It's the very least I can do for the guy I will call my lover from now on."

Zeus was not happy that Hera was calling me her lover, but then again this would be like the kettle calling the pot black, "Well that is something we can definitely do, it would make me happy to be able to hear from my children more often, and to make matters more interesting since you hear, I do believe you could use the blessing of the Goddess of Blacksmiths, Hephaestus, and Tanya, since she is so keen with magic Hecate, can bless her as the Goddess of Magic."

"As for you returning to the mortal realm, you will be able to return before the experiment was supposed to go nuts tomorrow, I am giving you a chance to rest and recover from so much exhaustion due to such intense lovemaking. You can return back to Olympus any time you want, after all this is your home, just need to ask through that orb, and you can come back to visit us."

Turns out he was not kidding, as we both woke up the next day, yes as we both woke up, meaning Tanya would not let me sleep on a bed by myself, she kept saying that maybe Aries was going to use that new busty bimbo form to make me lower my guard and kill me when I was not looking, I spent over five hours fucking her to the point that she could barely walk straight and slapping her ass as she begged for more.

I truly think that our sister is not going to do something so stupid as to try something like that, you would think we got these blessings simply by getting a kiss, but no, Hephaestus I had to sleep with her, and Hecate pretty much did the same thing with Tanya.

"So today we return back to the fatherland, to the jealous glare of that girl that still is very much in love with you, Victoriya, honestly Karl you never noticed the devotion, the way she behaved near you? You never got the slightest hint that she was in love with you?"

I looked at the naked body of Tanya which I was holding with my arms, "No, Tanya maybe you forgot but when you were a salaryman, did you not hear that sometimes men are oblivious to such things?" She only began to laugh and hit me on my shoulder saying that it is oblivious and then there is me.

So we finally know the truth of being x we finally know the reason for the war, and we finally know why we must fight in it, it is a matter of survival, well that chances next to nothing, since when is a battle not a matter of survival?

The next morning we were given the operational orbs we dropped from the shock of being transported to Mount Olympus, and we got dressed in our military gear, putting on that armor plating was a pain. As we touched the operational orb we closed our eyes and found ourselves right back to the moment when we talked to dear old dad.

A quick spell processed through the orb made our orbs stabilize and we took up higher and higher till we were so high that we could see practically the entire fatherland, "I get the feeling that if I try I could be sitting on the moon and look at the entire planet." I have to agree with Tanya this was exhilarating, we heard the nut job scientist tell us to come and land that he needed to check on the orbs.

We closed our eyes and we flew as fast as possible down to the landing zone, which turned out it was a major mistake on our part because we accidentally broke the sound barrier. The sonic boom caused the lab's outer windows to shatter.

The damn nut job was laughing and clapping his hands, "And you called my experiment a worthless piece of junk, well looks like both of you got egg on your faces, see God wills it, I have made the most powerful operational orb in existence, yes, yes, Karl's suggested design did offer minor assistance, he shall we in the footnotes of my report to High Command."

He took both orbs and began to notice something odd about them, they usually don't look like the metal is made of some sort of strange metal, we were not about to tell him that Hephaestus pretty much used her powers to make the orbs indestructible. Goddess of the forge, I wouldn't be surprised that she did it for my sake.

"As it turns out, these two units can only be used by you and this disrespectful bitch, so I will have to design a mass production model for some experimental mage battalion. Well, my work on these orbs and the mass-produce orbs will be another thing that my name will go down in history for. You both shall return to the capitol tomorrow to receive your new assignments, God forgives me for thinking this but I hope that insulting bitch Tanya meets her end there."

"So do I take it you will not want to receive my designs in the future Herr Doctor Schugel?" He immediately looked at me and began to think something to himself, I honestly don't like where this is going, nothing good ever came out of his mouth when he did something like that, especially with such a psychotic smile on his face.

"I would absolutely love to receive any design you come up with Karl, after all, we both must work hard for the benefit and future of the fatherland, so if you come up with any new designs feel free to send them to me, I will use my genius to polish them into something that will be beneficial to our nation, our people, and when the fatherland is at peace even the world!"

And do so while taking credit for that item's creation, why am I not surprised, "So if the test is over may we be excused so we can eat lunch? For some odd reason, I am feeling like I am starving." I wonder where is Tanya going with this? The crazy scientist began to smile and said of course we would feel hungry, we just spent too much magic energy and our bodies need to replenish it, we just broke the altitude record and sound barrier, who wouldn't feel that hungry after such miracles.

As we walked into the mess hall, which was being cleaned, we both walked to the cook and asked for something to eat, a lot of something to eat, she glared at Tanya and smiled at me, and told me to sit down at a table and someone would bring the food to us. Someone my foot, Tanya's food was brought by the cook, and mine was brought to us by Victoriya who was practically shining for some odd reason.

"I knew my Karl would make it if only he was the only one to return, but guess beggars can't choose, now eat up Karl, I want to hear everything you experienced in the experiment, for the report of course, and once you get some rest, maybe we can find a private place so we can celebrate! I wouldn't be surprised that they gave you a higher rank because of your success darling."

The words fraternization with a higher rank kept floating across my mind, and here I thought the goddess of love was thirsty, no matter, right now I just want to eat something to stop these hunger pains I am feeling, and get Tanya away from her, so she stops pinching my side so hard.