A/N: Now introducing a ghost translator into the story, because Reborn doesn't like being in the dark. Even if it's just Shizuka complaining about him to his face without him being able to hear her. Imagine how that request sounded to the Vongola inventors. And I don't plan on having her as a ghost forever, let's just say there's a reason only certain people can see her.

Tsuna's Clumsy Senpai

"Well, today is going to be interesting. They aren't conspicuous AT ALL." Shizuka says sarcastically, pointing to the sea of suited men. Tsuna sighed, taking out his phone and holding it to his ear. He'd rather not be seen talking to thin air after all. "I'm starting to think all criminals lack common sense. And the neighbors probably think we're being visited by yakuza. Like I didn't get enough weird looks already." Tsuna grumbled.

"We could call the cops on them, just to piss them off. Or we could inform Hibari and watch him mow through fully grown men." Shizuka says with a dark grin. "You have no survival instincts, at all." Shizuka just shrugged. "Meh, the Hibari family is interesting. His mom showed me his baby pictures but Hiro made me promise not to blackmail his brother." Shizuka pouts.

"He has a family?!" "What? Did you think that he hatched from an egg or something? Of course he does!" Shizuka exclaimed. They both heard one of the suited men clear their throat. "What?!" They both asked in annoyance. "This is the Sawada residence, you should not be loitering around here." It was at this point that Tsuna was done with all the mafia crap he was put through.

"This is my house and I can loiter here if I want. You all are the ones trespassing!" Tsuna snapped. Shizuka just watched, feeling proud of her brother. Even if she did have to piss him off for her twin to finally stand up for himself.

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There were even more men in the home, and Nana was oblivious to the strangeness of the situation. "Dad could have been a serial killer for all she knew and she wouldn't have noticed." Shizuka grumbled as they made their way up the stairs. There were two men that were stationed in front of his door. Tsuna let out a groan. "Seriously? In my room?" Shizuka deadpanned. "Reborn has no shame, his cosplay outfits are proof of that." They opened the door and saw someone sitting in a swivel chair.

Shizuka whistled. "Whoever our visitor is, they pulled out all the stops in showing off their man power." She states. "I've traveled a long distance to meet you." The figure in the chair turned, revealing a blond man. "Oh my kami he's hot!" Shizuka squeaked, Tsuna face palmed. It definitely wasn't helping that something in the room was broadcasting what his sister said so everyone else could hear it. There was a faint blush on the foreigner's face and Shizuka looked mortified, then she glared at Reborn.

"I'm Dino, head of the Cavallone family. Is someone else here?" Dino asks, baffled. "That was Shizuka, my sister. Normally people can't see or hear her unless she wants them to." Tsuna says, looking at Reborn suspiciously. "Your sister seems to have more of a brain than you do. This device locks onto her flame signature and translates her voice to a wavelength others can pick up on." Reborn states, taking out a watch. Shizuka fumed. "Would you stop making fun of my brother already? At least he isn't obsessed with cosplays like that Master Pao Pao one he told me about! I mean, elephant ears? How do people not see through them?!"

Tsuna and Dino both sweat dropped, wondering the same thing. "The same reason you're the resident god of baseball in this town." Reborn says bluntly. "It's official, this town is made up of morons lacking common sense!" Shizuka exclaims.

Dino examined Tsuna and seemed to reach some sort of decision. "He's no good!" Several books started floating and were launched at Dino. "Shizuka! We're surrounded by mafia men, don't try to kill their leader!" Tsuna hissed. "No way, he's got another thing coming if he thinks I'm going to sit back while someone bad mouths you." Shizuka growled. "Shizuka, those were library books." Tsuna commented. "Darn it, I was still reading those!" Dino picked one up and raised an eyebrow. "A Guide to Body Language?"

Shizuka grinned. "It's actually surprising how much we pay attention to body language compared to what we hear. And it's impossible to fake so it gives a glimpse into the motivations of a person." She explains. "She reads things about psychology since I told her to stop with physical pranks. She sent two of my classmates to a mental ward." Tsuna says bluntly. "And they sent you to the hospital!"

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Dino didn't know what he was expecting from Reborn's current student, but he didn't seem to be as hopeless as Reborn made him out to be. He certainly wasn't expecting for him to have a dead sister that decided to be a bodyguard, even after death. "Could you please tell your men to leave before someone calls the cops? It's like none of you mafia men have common sense." Shizuka grumbled. Tsuna scratched the back of his neck. "She does have a point, it does call a lot of attention to where we are."

After a disastrous first impression, Shizuka and Tsuna both laughed when Dino tripped over his own feet. "I'm fine!" "So how long are you going to be here Dino?" Tsuna asks curiously, Dino grinned. "Just long enough to make a proper evaluation of you and your men." "So you're not going to torture Tsuna in the name of training?" Shizuka asks, Dino laughed. "No way, I know exactly how he feels. Think of me as an older brother, or I guess you'd call me a senpai." Shizuka listened and nodded her head. "So Tsuna is the before and you're the after." She says bluntly.

There was a roar coming from the bathroom and there was a giant turtle in the bathtub. "It's baby Gamara!" Shizuka squealed, finding the giant turtle to be adorable. "Why is there a giant turtle in our bathroom?! Shizuka did you do this?" Tsuna demands, Shizuka shook her head. "My thing is cats, not turtles." Dino tried to calm the siblings. "That's Enzo, as long as we don't spook him everything will be-" "Lambo will save the day!" Lambo yells, throwing a grenade at the turtle. Enzo began to thrash, shaking the entire house.

"Does anyone know how to wrangle a giant turtle?!"

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Reborn slapped a mask on Tsuna's face, making Dino think that one of his men had stayed behind. While he restrained Enzo, Shizuka used her flames to dry out the turtle. He looked at Tsuna, then at Shizuka. "You guys are almost identical. Are you twins or something?" Shizuka deadpanned. "Yes, we're twins. Now please let me hug the turtle!" Both males sweat dropped as she held the snapping turtle, completely ignoring the reptile's attempts to wiggle out of her arms. "I think you're better off with cats." Tsuna says bluntly, Enzo nearly biting one of his sister's fingers.

"So that means-" "No you can't keep a cat army in the house! I-Pin has allergies!" Tsuna snapped, Shizuka grinned. "That's fine, I have the perfect place for them. To Hibari's house!" She cackled, turning back into her ghost form and floating out the window. "Stop giving Kyoya reasons to kill you! At this rate, he's going to call an exorcist!"

Bonus: Update on Shizuka's Cat Army, Meifeng is surprisingly cooperative

Meifeng would admit, the Sky that managed to catch Masahiro's attention was an interesting one. "So you're planning to weaponize felines into an army?" In the background you could hear Masahiro groan in frustration. He had tried, and failed, to dissuade her from the idea. "Of course! They're more graceful than dogs and like me for some reason. And who would want to hurt something so fuzzy? Even the most hardened criminal would hesitate for a split second."

"That's assuming that you can herd cats." Masahiro states, Shizuka raised an eyebrow. "Was that a challenge?" Meifeng looked thoughtful, it wasn't impossible. All the Arcobalenco had companion animals, with enough training it could be possible. "And how do you plan on training them?" "Laser pointers and cat nip." Shizuka says bluntly. "And you need to keep them somewhere?" The ghost sighed. "One of the kids in my house is allergic and another guest kept shooting at them."

"This could be very interesting." Meifeng says, the corners of her mouth lifting. Kyoya and Masahiro both shuddered, it felt like a pact was made with the devil. Which female was the devil was debatable.