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Back in Fuyuki city, Scáthach calmly knocked on the door to her master's home.

She had easily obtained the address from a shocked young man. Thankfully he hadn't made a fuss about her carrying an unconscious high school student in her arms when it was so dark out.

She had been a bit confused when she first saw the mansion. While it made sense to her that he lived in an area full of western styled houses, she thought he would've based his home on something from his ancestors place of birth.

But then again, she didn't have any knowledge on devour so who was she to judge? She had lived in a castle after all.

Her musings stopped for a second when the door opened and an irritated young woman stepped out.

"Why are you knocking— Naruto! What happened?" Rin's tone quickly changed from annoyance to concern at the sight of her fiancé.

"He's okay, just a bit drained from the summoning." Scáthach reassured the girl as she entered their home.

"And you are...?" Rin looked at the violet-clad woman up and down.

Her eyes could barely comprehend the beauty of the woman in front of her. Even behind the mask covering the lower half of her face Rin could say without a doubt that standing in front of her, was the most beautiful woman she had ever laid her eyes on.

"I am Naruto's servant." Scáthach told her, finding amusement from the way the girl was currently staring at her body.

Rin coughed to regain her bearings before her eyes set themselves on the woman's weapon, "So he actually did it! To think that he was able to summon you while you're still alive! No wonder he's so drained from it."

"I take it you know my identity then?"

Rin nodded and Scáthach hummed in thought.

"Well, just follow me to set him down so he can rest properly."

"You are his fiancée I assume?" Scáthach asked as she followed after the mage.

"Hm? I am, why do you ask?"

"When my master summoned me, a Devil girl showed up and made a comment inquiring if you knew he was with me as if he was going behind your back."

Rin huffed, "Probably did that to try to get under his skin."

"I assumed as much. It would probably please you to know that she ended leaving the area in annoyance."

Rin smirked, "It sure does."

"And is this your home or his?"

"We both live here, why do you ask?"

"I had to ask for directions and was a bit confused when I first laid eyes on your home. For a second I was unsure I was in the right place. Based on my master's appearance I had been expecting the style to be more Germanic in nature."

"Naruto has lived with me since we were children but the home belongs to my family. My grandfather was British and my father was very fond of the Victorian era... Hence the style of the manor." Rin pointed to the bed once she had pulled down the blankets.

Scáthach promptly set him down gently before standing to the side to watch as Rin stroked his cheeks caringly, "I'll be sure to stay vigilant the entire night."

"Oh there's no need, I'm sure Naruto told you that you are the first servant to be summoned and there really isn't anything to worry about for the moment." Rin reassured her.

"Are you certain?"

"Quite, there may be a few Devils or Fallen Angels that will try to kill Naruto to take you but the stronger ones won't be arriving until the war starts."

The warrior-queen smirked, "I'd like to see them try it! From the knowledge I've been given by the world I doubt that any of these beings could even make me break a sweat."

Rin grinned as she laid down next to Naruto, "I can only pray that my servant will be as amazing as you."

The couple's rest was interrupted when Rin was woken up early the next morning when someone entered the bounded field around the mansion.

With a grunt of annoyance she made her way downstairs, opening the door to reveal her guardian standing with a smile and arms crossed behind his back.

"Kirei, what brings you here? And so early in the morning as well?" Rin smiled in an effort to hide her annoyance as she let the man inside.

The priest smiled at the girl's attempt, "Good morning Rin. I just got off a call from the Gremory heiress—."

"Speaking of, why the hell didn't you meet up with her instead? Sending us is a waste of time considering the Overseer is always the one who deals with the Devils in Kuoh."

"Do you really have to ask?" Kirei smirked, "I thought I taught you better. It's much better to go over things with people in person."

"I assume that's why you didn't call to have this conversation either?" She asked, ignoring the jab thrown at her.

"Naturally. Besides, it's good to get to know the people you'll be working with."

"I certainly hope we don't have to deal with them too much during the War."

"Yes that would be best. It would mean they're doing a good job on their part of the deal and it would make my job significantly easier..." Kirei trailed off as he looked around the living room.

"Something the matter?" Rin smirked lightly as she watched the man look around with a frown on his face.

"No... Ah, I forgot to mention but the Gremory girl also informed me that Naruto successfully summoned his servant."

"Yes, they're currently looking after him since he's still sleeping." Rin made sure to not give him anything as she didn't know how much the Devil told him.

"I see. Well, I look forward to meeting both your servants when the war officially starts." Kirei looked around one last time before leaving the premise.

Rin sighed as she closed the door.

"What an interesting man." Scáthach hummed as she made herself know to Rin.

"Oh, how so?"

"There's an uneasy aura that surrounds him. One I'm well aquatinted with actually."

"And that would be?"

"A dead man."

For the next couple of days Naruto had tasked Scáthach with keeping track of all supernatural activity occurring in Kuoh. With the amount of magical energy that was released as a result it wouldn't take long for someone to try something.

He wasn't exactly nervous about the fact that someone would inevitably try something. While he didn't like to admit it, it was probably because he was an "arrogant asshole" as Issei had so eloquently put it when he had pissed him off one time.

Unfortunately, he couldn't exactly beat up the Student Body President on the spot for saying that so he had just laughed it off and agreed.

Maybe the fact that both his parents had died when he was eight years old contributed to him being the way he was but what kind of sensible person would think that was the case?

So the thought of destroying Ryuudou temple had crossed his mind but that idea was dropped when Rin reminded him that it was the keystone of the city's leylines.

Then she had gone off to tell him to not take anything people said about him to heart. Something he promptly ignored since it was Issei of all people who said that to him and considering the fact that Rin also didn't like it when people said things about her either.

He did decide to leave the guy alone but that was only until he found a way to pay him back without accidentally ruining his life permanently.

"Are you sure you don't want me to go with you?" Rin asked Naruto as he made his way out of their home.

"It's fine, I doubt it'll be anything too tough and if it does get out of hand I've got Scáthach to help."

"If the Devils feel like it's not something worth their time to go out of their way to deal with then I'll definitely be fine." Naruto shrugged as he turned to his servant, "Let's get going Scáthach."

It would only take them roughly half an hour to get to Kuoh depending on their running speed so he figured it'd be good to have small talk with his servant while they were on their way.

"You know, I'm actually half Irish." He started, "From my mom's side, I got the Prototype copy as a gift from her before she participated in the 4th war."

"Half Irish? And from your father's side?"

"My father was German. His ancestors moved to Japan along with the Tohsaka's and Matou's."

"So if you're German and Irish how is your name last name Uzumaki?" She asked with amusement.

"My mom moved here when she was a kid because her mother married a Japanese man so that became her man. I was also closer to her than I was with my old man so I took her name."

"What happened to your parents then? If you don't mind me asking?"

"Ah that's no problem, my father died when I was 6. Actually, killed as collateral damage by a Mage killer and my mom died two years later in the war when the city went up in flames." Naruto clenched his fists, "I had been planning to set out to kill the Mage killer for making my mother so miserable but when I found out he had simply died in his sleep I was furious."

The violet-clad woman stared at her master silently as he chuckled humourlessly, "Kirei actually told me why the mage killer did what he did and who he was. To be a hero it didn't matter who Kiritsugu Emiya killed as long as he got his target and that only served to infuriate me. You would think that being a priest would serve Kirei to try and rid me of my feelings of hate but I could tell he simply found amusement out of them... It's partly why I find him to be so annoying." Naruto laughed.

Scáthach hummed, knowing that Naruto was withholding more of his feelings and thoughts from her.

"Anyway, I think that's enough from me... By the way, is there any reason you can't go into a spirit form? Last I was aware servants are able to dematerialize themselves so they can't be seen by anyone."

"Ah, that's most likely due to the fact that you summoning me wasn't a natural occurrence due to me still being alive."

Naruto nodded, "I see, that is a bit unfortunate but let's hope that it won't affect anything we do in the future too much."

"Considering we won't be dealing with fellow servants for a while it wouldn't be necessary anyway."

"By the way, I know you told me that some Fallen Angels and stray Exorcists took residence in the abandoned church in Kuoh but did you figure out why they were there?"

"I'm still not exactly sure but there was a small confrontation between a stray Exorcist and the Devils there once they found him after he killed one of their clients. He's also got a nun as a prisoner I believe."

"And they still haven't gotten rid of them?" Naruto rolled his eyes, "It's like they always say, if you want something done right you have to do it yourself."

"Say, Master. Wouldn't it be faster for me to carry you to Kuoh? Or is there a particular reason you wish to run there yourself?"

"I won't be using the fact that you are my better or the fact that I am your master as an excuse to slack off and have you do everything for me. We are still supposed to be a team after all." He said matter-of-factly, his response making her smile below her mask.

"Hello, hello Devils! I do hope you have some idea as to what I'm doing here?" Naruto walked in with a smile.

Rias stared at the mage before quickly regaining her bearings, "To what do we owe the pleasure?"

Naruto looked around the room and hummed, "It seems like I came at a bad time... Did I come at a bad time?"

"Not at all." Rias gave him a forced smile.

"Are you sure? The new boy looks like he's on the verge of tears! It's almost like you slapped him or something..." Naruto stared at Issei before stifling his laugh, "Oh my God, you totally did! Oh man, now I'm really curious as to what he could have done to warrant such a reaction considering the Gremory's are very caring after all." He said with a sarcastic undertone.

"I don't think that's any of your concern mage."

"You're right, I digressed for a bit there. I'm here about the Fallen Angel problem in the abandoned church, have you heard about it?"

"Oh them? They're not a problem—."

"Yeah, I'm going to stop you right there. They shouldn't be a problem but the fact is that you're all incompetent and because of that they are a problem. Sometimes I truly wonder what goes on inside your head Gremory girl. First you let a stray Devil eat some humans and know you're letting stray Exorcists kill your own clients and I don't know if you know but that makes us look bad as well." Naruto sighed in annoyance, "So for both our sakes, but mostly mine, I'll be taking care of this mess. You're free to come watch how to solve a problem like this." He grinned before leaving the room.

"W-Wait!" A voice called out as soon as he exited the building where the ORC room was in.

Naruto turned around and to his surprise it was the new Devil boy, his hands resting on his knees as he panted.

"I literally just left the building, how are you tired from following after me?"

"Please, you have to save her... Please save Asia."

"Asia? Is that the name of the nun?"

"That's right. Look, I know you don't like us but you have to save her. She doesn't deserve what those monsters are planning to do with her."

"And what exactly is that?"

"She has a Sacred Gear, it heals injuries and they want to take it from her and if they do that then—."

"I know what happens when it's removed but what I wanna know is what a nun with a healing Sacred Gear is doing here in Kuoh. Since there isn't any presence of God here. I was going to assume she was on her way to Fuyuki but I would've been informed of that if it was the case so I can only assume she has been excommunicated, am I correct?"

"Y-Yes... Rias said that you have strong relations with the Church, but she was kicked out for no reason! You have to help her!"

Naruto cringed slightly, "Take it easy with the shouting there... I'm going to help her, I don't care what the Church decided to do with her and it's not like I'm some heartless monster."

"Oh thank you so much!" Issei sobbed in relief.

"Yeah, yeah don't thank me." Naruto rolled his eyes before leaving the reincarnated Devil alone trying to recover his composure.

Outside the church he looked around and chuckled, "How arrogant does one have to be to not bother to at the very least have someone standing guard?"

"What do you want me to do Master?"

"Just stay out here and make sure no one tries to get in and if anyone gets out kill them."

Scáthach nodded as Naruto opened the door to the abandoned building, "Yohooo! Anybody home?"

"Hello there! I was expecting someone else... Oh well, I'll just kill you and then go find him and kill him too!" A man with short white hair, red eyes and a crazed look on his face made himself known to the young mage.

Naruto stared at the crazed man in boredom, "I don't have time for you, I just wanna know where your boss is and where you have the nun hidden."

"Well aren't you a rude asshole?! It isn't very polite to ignore someone who is right in front of you so just for that I'll make sure your death is extra painful, haha!" He cackled as he took out two swords.

"Right..."

Honestly, what a boring man. And here he was thinking that he might actually get to have a bit of fun and impress his servant. Only a moron would feel pride in beating the crazy idiot that was standing in front of him and the fact that the Devils hadn't dealt with him yet really spoke levels to him.

"What the hell are you doing? You fucking ignoring me you blond fucker?!" Freed became increasingly pissed off as he watched Naruto ignore him and opting to walk around the abandoned building with his hands in his pocket.

Maybe he could get Scáthach to deal with them? No, it'd be an insult to ask her to take care of anyone in this building but he could still leave and tell the Devils to deal with it themselves tonight. But then again, he didn't like the idea of leaving a human's life in their hands.

"Hey, stop ignoring me you fucker!" Freed yelled out in anger as he rushed towards Naruto

"Shut up! I'm thinking!" In his annoyance Naruto pointed his index finger at the man and fired a Finn shot into his face, blowing his brains out as a result.

Naruto looked down at the body that was now laying dead on top of his feet and sighed, "Now I have bloodied shoes and pants..."

Nudging off the corpse, he began looking around the church, "He came from behind here so maybe... Haha, would you look at that? Stairs leading to a basement."

With a smile on his face he peeked inside the underground area, not at all surprised that the nun was hoisted on a cross about to have her Sacred Gear ripped from her body.

Clearing his throat he made his presence known as he entered the room, "Hello everyone, unfortunately for all of you this little party you're having here is officially over now that I'm here."

"Who the hell are you?" The Fallen Angel next to the excommunicated nun asked with a sneer.

Naruto looked at the nun hoisted up on a cross before answering the former Angel, "I'm just a man of God, and as such I just can't allow you to take this young lady's life for no reason."

The young nun erupted into a sob of joy at his words and the Fallen Angel scoffed, "Shut up, girl! A man of God you say? Well perhaps you should know that this nun was excommunicated for being a Devil."

"Ah so that's why... I had only been told she had been excommunicated but not why, that's interesting." He simply nodded at this newfound knowledge.

"That's it? That's all you have to say about that?" The woman looked confused.

"Were you expecting something else? You didn't think I'd simply nod my head and shrug my shoulders before prancing out of here like nothing happened did you?"

Raynare scoffed, "I was trying to be generous since I was in such a good mood and let you off free but since you wouldn't take the opportunity to leave when it was given right to your face then I'll just let these guys kill you."

"Right, sure they will... Do these guys even know magic or are they just carrying around guns and swords to look intimidating?" Naruto looked at all the former exorcists and frowned, "Because it'll be a waste of my time if that's the case."

"Yes I can see that... Regardless, they'll be able to buy enough time for the others to get here so that you can't interrupt."

"Others? Lady, no one is getting in or out of here without my say." He smiled.

"What do you mean by that...?"

"It's simple, everyone here is going to die... Except for you but that's only because I'm gonna send you back to whoever told you to come here so you can tell them not to show up here again." He smirked, "I would recommend for you not to ignore the opportunity I've given you to live and just sit back and enjoy watching these guys die agonizingly."

With that said, he pointed his index finger and began firing a torrent of Finn shots across the room. The lucky ones would die instantly while the rest would drop in excruciating pain, slowly dying from their internal and external injuries.

Raynare stumbled back in fear and instantly dropped to her knees to grovel, "P-Please don't kill me! I-I'll never come back, I swear!"

Naruto rolled his eyes, "I already said I wasn't gonna kill you didn't I?"

Raynare nodded slowly.

"Great, now piss off and wait upstairs but I wouldn't recommend leaving the building yet or you'll die instantly."

After watching the woman scramble to leave the room he turned to the young nun, still hoisted up on the cross and gently set her down.

"Sorry you had to see that." He apologized.

"Yeah... I'm just thankful that you were here to save me." She hugged him tightly to avert her gaze from the dead bodies.

"It's no problem at all. You can go upstairs too and try to relax, she won't be touching you anymore."

Asia nodded and quickly left, making sure to avoid looking at the ground.

Once she left Naruto began walking around the room slowly and was stopped as a barely alive man grabbed a hold of his pants.

"I-I'm sorry... Please h-help me." He begged as he looked up at the young mage.

Naruto stared back at the man for a second before stomping on his head until he was unmoving, "May you rot in hell."

He looked down at his dripping shoe and sighed, "Definitely should've used a spell, it would've been much cleaner."

"It looks like you did a number on them master." Scáthach strolled in with a smile.

"Shouldn't you be upstairs? I don't want anything to happen to the nun."

"Not to fret, I broke the Fallen's legs and arms to make sure she didn't do anything and she passed out from shock."

"That certainly does the trick..."

"It sure does, almost as effective as stomping on someone's head until they're dead." She hummed as she circled around the dead bodies, "I certainly didn't think you were capable of such... aggression, master."

"Ah, well they deserved it."

"Indeed, they probably did."

Naruto gulped nervously as his servant stopped in front of him, her red eyes staring up at him in a manner he had never seen before.

"Right... We should be going now. Don't wanna deal with Rias."

"Ah right, they're waiting outside the Church at the moment." Scáthach told him as she stepped back.

"They didn't try to force you to let them in?"

"Their King did but it didn't take much to get them to back off." She grinned.

Outside the Church, Rias waited with a glare set on her face and her peerage standing behind her.

"Another day, another problem solved! Honestly, I don't know why you're looking at me like that, I told care of another one of your problems so you should be thanking me!" Naruto laughed.

Rias said nothing until she pointed to Raynare who was being dragged by her broken right leg.

"Her, I decided she'd do great to send a message you know? I had sweet Asia here heal her broken bones, save for one of course. Isn't she a dear? She still agreed to heal the bitch that wanted to kill her."

Asia blushed at the praise and Rias rolled her eyes.

"So do you have any plans for her or can I take her off your hands?"

"Take her off my hands? Of course not! I saved her and I'm taking her in, besides did you really think I'd let you keep her as one of yours with the Sacred Gear she possesses? Not a chance."

"Just make sure you take care of her then." Issei nervously stepped forward.

"You don't need to worry about her anymore Devil boy." Naruto waved him off.

Honestly, who did he think he was? Asking him to make sure to take care of her like that?

"Off you go now Raynare. Now don't come back or I'll kill you for sure." Naruto slapped her ass to indicate that she could fly away, "Hmm, Rin's is much better for sure..."

"Are you done now?" Rias asked in annoyance.

"Indeed I am, good night to you all and I hope I don't have to come back too soon to fix your problems but I doubt I'll have the luxury."

Mages are arrogant people, Rin is arrogant as is Kirei and they are especially so towards Devils. Some will show it all the time while others will try not to show it outwardly too often but y'all will definitely know what they think when they don't say it. Naruto is also arrogant and he'll also, on occasion, be an asshole lmao.

Hope you all enjoyed this chapter!