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"So, care to explain why you brought this excommunicated nun to our home?" Rin asked calmly as she eyed the nervous blonde sitting across from her.

"Simple, I had to be a good guy and help this innocent girl out. She was going to be killed just to have her Sacred Gear taken from her by some Fallen bitch."

"Is that so?" Rin hummed in intrigue.

Naruto nodded enthusiastically, "Twilight Healing. Her healing capabilities are quite amazing if I do say so myself. She's even capable of healing Devils with it."

Asia blushed, "You're too kind."

"So what exactly are you planning on doing with her?"

"Well I was thinking we could just keep her here with us." Naruto shrugged, "She could help us out during the war... If she wishes of course."

"O-Oh, well if I can make myself useful then I'd be happy to help however I can. It's the least I could do as thanks for saving me."

Naruto grinned, "Aren't you a sweetheart! You're too kind Asia."

Rin rolled her eyes subtly at her fiancé, "Why don't you get yourself settled in one of the guest rooms, Asia? Scáthach can show you to them."

She looked at her master for confirmation and with his subtle nod she made her way upstairs with Asia following slightly behind her.

"Is she really necessary for either one of us to win?" Rin asked as she got up and sat on his lap.

"Hmmm I don't think so but she's got nowhere else to go and I wasn't gonna go ahead and let her be turned into a Devil."

"Especially if she's capable of healing them." Rin nodded in agreement.

"Exactly. I guess Kirei could also keep her safe until the war is over but I'd rather not hand her over to a man like him." Naruto frowned as he ran his fingers through her hair, "I wouldn't trust him with a dog, much less another person."

"Funny, since he was responsible for us when we were children." Rin said, unamused at her own comment.

"The girl is sound asleep, Master." Scáthach looked at the closeness of the two mages before asking, "Do you two wish for some alone time?"

"Nah, I don't think Rin would want to do that, especially since we have two other women in the house." He looked at his fiancée in amusement, "Or am I wrong?"

"W-What?!" She began sputtering in embarrassment, "I didn't- I wasn't— I just wanted to cuddle a bit." She said before hiding her face in shame.

"Really? You usually wear a long shirt to cover your lack of a bra."

"I- Well, that's true but..."

"You're just too adorable, Rin!" He laughed before punching her cheek.

"Tch! Don't tease me like that!" Rin began wailing on him as retaliation.

"Okay, okay, I'm sorry!" He laughed as he grabbed her wrists, "I'll try not to tease you so much in the future, but I make no promises."

Rin stood up with a sigh, "Will we be going to bed or...?"

Naruto leaned forward with pursed lips and his palms pressed together, "You mean to sleep? Or to do things not related to sleep?"

Rin shrugged, "You did say we can't since we have two guests so I guess we could watch a movie if you're not tired."

"Hmmm." He leaned back in slight disappointment, "Okay then, I'll join you in a bit. Need to talk with Scáthach about a little assignment."

"You want me to put on a movie?" She asked nervously.

"I know you can do it. I've shown you a couple times, Rin." He smiled.

"I-I guess I can try..." She mumbled as she made her way to the living room.

"So what do you need from me, master?"

He turned to his servant as soon as Rin was out of sight, "I just want you to keep a little eye on Azazel, see if he moves out of Kuoh or if he decides to stay."

"Is that all?"

Naruto chuckled, "Well, I'm trying to see if I can get lucky with Rin in a bit. Just want a little bit of privacy but you can watch if you're into it." He shrugged.

Scáthach nodded, "I'll keep that in mind then."

"Hmmm, alright then. You're good to go then."

The servant nodded, "I'll get to it right away. Best of luck to you."

He blinked in confusion as his servant disappeared in astral form, "Oh thanks... Good luck to you too?"

Getting up from his seat with a grunt, he made his way to the living room with the expectation that his fiancée had chosen a movie and was waiting for him.

Unfortunately, that wasn't the case and he wasn't surprised.

Instead he was greeted to the sight of his fiancée on the floor and on all fours complaining.

Normally it would be rather amusing if it wasn't for the fact that she was down on all fours and her ass was pointing up in a rather inviting manner.

She wasn't doing anything overtly sexual but she had a tendency to move it from side to side when she was in said position and the small movements always served as good eye candy.

"What are you doing...?"

Rin looked back at him with a sniffle, "N-Nothing... I'm looking for the remote's batteries.

"Shouldn't they already be inside the remote?"

"Yes, but I threw it and it popped open..."

"And you lost the batteries?"

"And I lost the batteries." She nodded in embarrassment, "Can you help me find them?"

"Why did you even throw it?" He asked as he walked to stand behind her as she went down again.

"Well, I had a bit of trouble putting on a movie and I got a bit angry..."

Naruto grinned as he knelt down and placed his hands on Rin's backside.

"What're you doing?" She asked in mock-curiosity.

"Just admiring the view, of course." He grinned as he palmed his fiancée's full cheeks and began tracing the edges of her black lingerie, her body relaxing into his touch and pushing against his hands.

"G-Good, admire as much as you want." Rin moved her ass right over his crotch, his hands following her movement with gusto.

"Hmm, then I'll just take my time doing so." He said jokingly as he pinched the waistband.

"I thought you wanted to watch a movie? Do you really want to spend the little time we have just appreciating my ass?"

"I do really love your ass..." He muttered to himself as he continued to knead her delectable behind.

"I know, so I decided to wear a little something... just in case." She covered her face in embarrassment as she finished her sentence.

"You aren't exactly wearing much at the moment." He chuckled to himself as he pulled down her underwear, "Ah, I see what you meant now."

Staring back at him was a red-jewelled butt plug.

"What do you think?" She asked shyly.

"Looks good on you." He nodded to himself as he began pushing and pulling at the plug in amusement.

He smiled as Rin tried to keep her moans of approval down, "So how long have you been wearing this for?"

"A f-few days... I wanted to surprise you."

"Well, do colour me surprised. But do you want to go further or are you not ready yet?"

"I don't know if I'm ready for the full thing but you can put a finger in or even t-tongue it…" She breathed out the last few words shakily.

Naruto instantly perked up and with an ear splitting grin he removed the plug with a swift pull and took a second to admire the orifice winking back at him as it tried to close its small gape, "Well, time to dig in."

She sucked in a breath at the sudden intrusion before stammering out, "You're getting s-straight to it? N-Not even going to r-rim it?"

His only response was a short hum to let her know that he had heard her before he somehow dug his tongue deeper inside.

"Oh f-fuck!"

Naruto grinned as Rin reached back to pull on his hair, simultaneously pushing him into her ass and pressing back against him.

In response to her enthusiasm he decided to gently make circles against her wettening folds, making sure to keep his fingers on the edge.

Barely a few minutes passed before Rin pulled at his hair slightly harder than before, "Just put them in, damn it!"

He gently grabbed her hand and set it to her side before he sat up slightly and without warning pressed and slowly pushed his right hand's index and middle finger into her puckered hole.

Fortunately his precious licking had proved to be enough help to prevent her from feeling any pain from said action.

"I take it that you're really enjoying this? My scalp feels on fire from all the pulling you're doing." He laughed boisterously as he began pumping his fingers in and out of his fiancée.

"I'm s-sorry, it just felt so gooood." Rin mewled as she began thrusting back and forth to match Naruto's movements.

"No need to say sorry, Rin! I'm really glad you're enjoying it! And I hope that the real deal will be even better, I'm looking forward to it very much."

Rin's breathing became more intense and she nodded furiously in agreement, "M-Me too! I didn't think I would love this so much!"

She looked back at him with a lustful grin and unable to contain himself he lunged forward to meet their lips together, their tongues instantly clashing ferociously for control.

Rin was quickly overpowered and the pleasure overrode her senses, her knees buckled with the arrival of her orgasm and her head dropped on Naruto's chest.

He smiled down at her, gently caressing her hair until he felt her breathing steady, signifying she had fallen asleep.

"Master…" Scáthach's voice softly called out to him as she entered the living room, waiting for his approval to continue speaking and with a nod from her master she said, "I am a bit unsure as to whether or not Azazel has abandoned Kuoh. His apartment was in disarray as if he had been in a hurry to leave but other than that, there were no signs that he has permanently vacated."

"No signs of someone breaking in or some kind of struggle? He asked and she shook her head.

A few moments of silence before Scáthach spoke up again, "Do you need help to bring her upstairs, master?"

Naruto sighed and nodded, "I can't feel my legs right now…"

With a small smile adorning her face Scáthach stepped forward to take Rin into her arms and carry her upstairs, "Do you wish for me to carry you too?"

Naruto laughed, "No, no, no that won't be necessary. I just have to get this cleaned up…" He looked down at the puddle his fiancée had left as proof of her orgasm.

"Have fun with that, master." The servant teased as she left the living room.

"I'm almost tempted to just sleep right now and deal with this later…" He sighed before standing up, "Now where is the mop?"

Elsewhere in a forest in Kuoh city a young woman huffed as she crawled along the mud, a trail of blood marking its way along where her left arm had just been severed.

"Kirei… Kotomine…" She growled the name of the man she had so foolishly thought was her friend and ally.

How pathetic. The war hadn't even started, her servant had just been stolen and now here she was bleeding out in the middle of nowhere.

The woman sighed in defeat as she rolled herself onto her back and closed her eyes, accepting that this was the place where she would die.

As she began to lose consciousness an amused voice spoke up next to her, "Well, you seem like you need a bit of assistance… I'd be more than happy to lend a helping hand."

Bazett struggled to open her eyes to look at her would-be saviour and after failing to do so for a few seconds she opted to speak, "If you're going to help me… Do it quickly and if not… Don't torture me more by being around me."

"You're understandably impatient but don't worry, you won't be dying tonight at the very least."

"Just… Get to it please…" Bazett groaned before passing out.


The next morning Bazett awoke with back pain and a phantom feeling on her left arm, slowly sitting up she took into account her surroundings and quickly deduced that she was inside Kuoh's abandoned church.

"Such a shame that the Lord's presence is no longer felt in this pitiful city."

Bazett turned to the young woman who saved her, "Where were you?"

"The basement. You should see the carnage… I don't particularly like savage men but it seems that some sort of Sacred Gear removal was occurring."

"So that's where that stench is coming from." Bazett twitched as the smell of dead bodies began to make itself known to her.

"Yes, I'm curious as to whether the person who did this arrived too late or not."

"And why would that be?" Bazett asked offhandedly as she stared at her stump.

"Well if they arrived too late then I suppose you could call this a crime of passion but if I'm wrong then this was simply done out of pleasure." Caren hummed as she sat down across from Bazett.

"Hmm, well I'm not particularly interested in the reason why. All I need to do is get to Kuoh so if you'll excuse me…"

"Well, you can do that if you don't mind going out naked. It is a bit chilly after all." Caren giggled as Bazett finally registered that she was naked.

"Where are my clothes?" She stared at the priestess in annoyance.

"Ah don't look so mad, I simply took them to get cleaned. Wouldn't want you to walk around with a bloody and muddy suit after all, otherwise someone might think you just murdered someone."

"When are you getting my clothes then?" Bazett crossed her arms and legs in an effort to cover herself slightly.

"Don't bother, I already saw everything when I was nursing you back to health. I had to make sure you had no injuries anywhere else." Caren tapped her chin in thought, "As for your clothes, you could always borrow some of mine."

Bazett looked the priestess up and down. Only wearing a dress and stockings over a pantyhose without a skirt made her hesitant.

"Do you not have any skirts?"

"Of course not. They're very restricting and this helps to seduce men whenever I need to."

"How very righteous of you." Bazett sneered.

"I'm not gonna take any crap from a woman so gullible that she lost an arm as a result." Caren stood up with a sigh, "So if you'll excuse me, I have some business to attend to…"

"And what would that be?"

"I need to speak with the owners of Kuoh and then with the Devils that reside here unfortunately." Caren explained as she gathered some things for her travelling, "I trust that while you are missing an arm you can still protect yourself?"

"I'm not some damsel in distress."

"You were last night~." Caren giggled before leaving the abandoned church.

In Fuyuki City…

"Why don't you cheer up, Cú Chulainn? I doubt you were overly attached to your former master." Kirei smirked at the murderous expression the caster sent his way, "I would recommend you let bygones be bygones if you wish to win the war."

From across the church Gilgamesh spoke up from the shadows in amusement, "Does your dog know how to speak Kirei?"

Cú looked at the king of heroes sprawled across a couch before looking back at Kirei just as quickly, "If you already had a servant then why did you not use him instead of taking me?"

Gilgamesh sneered, "I am nobody's servant you dog. I am simply here out of my own amusement."

"You'll be serving as a scout in case there are any surprises in this war. I am particularly interested in what the Einzbern servant is as well as my two wards." Kirei smiled, "They're smart not to trust me but they aren't very good at hiding it unfortunately. It is quite an amusing sight however."

Cú scoffed at the priest, "Scouting? Just say you're a coward. How pathetic can you be? A real warrior would never do such a thing and if they were to lose then it would simply be because they were up against an opponent greater than themselves."

Kirei scoffed, "I have no need to be lectured about "bravery", it is a fool's errand to approach a battle of this scale blindly."

The Tohsaka mansion…

"Right, are you ready?" Naruto asked as Rin finished drawing the summoning circle.

She nodded, the excitement visible in her face.

"I know you'll do great, even without a relic. And whatever servant you have will be lucky to have you as a master."

Rin looked down at her feet with a small smile, "Gosh, you're gonna make me blush."

"Really? That's gonna make you blush? I ate out your ass last night." He poked her shoulder teasingly.

"This is not the time to talk about that, Naruto!"

"Right, right, I'm gonna go get a snack so I'll leave to let you concentrate." He put his hands up in surrender before leaving to find himself something to eat.

He really hoped that whoever she got didn't try to kill him after finding out he was also a master. It would be a serious bummer if he or the servant died… But mostly if he died.

"Must you follow me around the entire house, Scáthach?" Naruto asked as the woman materialised next to him.

She nodded, "Until I am certain that you will not be put under danger by your fiancée's servant."

He sighed in defeat, "I guess I can't do anything about it, but this is why I left the room. So that Rin could explain the situation to her servant before any thought of stabbing me crosses their mind."

"A solid thought, but I'll still be beside you just in case."

He rolled his eyes but a small smile appeared on his face as he fixed himself a coffee. Just as he brought the cup up to his lips a loud crash came from the living room, resulting in his coffee being spilt.

Ignoring the hot beverage on his shirt he instantly rushed over to find the source of the sound.

Peeking his head inside cautiously he was greeted by the sight of a woman sprawled over a broken table.

He stared as the woman remained unmoving for a second before she grumbled as she sat up.

"Naruto, what happened?!" Rin asked as she came rushing to his side.

"I'd like to know that as well… I assume that is your servant but I have no clue why she appeared in the living room…" Naruto pointed at the servant shaking off the dirt, "Maybe now's a good time to say hello?"

"R-Right!" Rin took a deep breath before patrons down her skirt. "Have to make a good impression!"

"Break a leg." He gave her a quick peck as encouragement before she marched into the living room.

The servant and Rin stared at each other before the woman frowned, "Who the fuck are you?"

"I'm Rin and I'm your master!" She declared proudly, not the slightest bit deterred by the servant's first words to her.

The white-haired woman hummed as she paced around Rin, looking her up and down.

"May I know who you are? It'd be good to take into account your strengths and weaknesses for the war."

"Jeanne d'Arc."

Rin blinked in confusion, looking the servant over as she stepped back, "Jeanne d'Arc? You look a bit… different from what I imagined."

"Oh yeah? And how's that?" The now proclaimed Jeanne crossed her arms across her chest.

"Well, you don't really look like a heroic spirit or a holy maiden either."

"Tch, well you don't exactly look like a master either."

Rin blushed, "Well I am! And if you don't like that, well too bad! You're as stuck with me as I am with you."

"I'm well aware…" Jeanne stared behind Rin for a second before calling out, "Whoever you are, you better come out before I spear you through the wall."

"No need to be so aggressive, I'm coming in with my hands in the air." Naruto slowly walked inside the living room, "See? No harm?"

"I'll be the judge of that." Jeanne muttered as she unsheathed her sword.

"What are you doing?" Rin asked as she got in front of her servant.

"Move aside girl."

"Whatever you think you're going to—." Rin was interrupted as Jeanne pushed her to the side and pointed her sword at Naruto's side.

Rin watched from the floor as her servant attacked the materialised Scáthach. She looked up as a bunch of flaming spears emerged above the warrior-queen.

Jeanne smiled as she called the spears down to pierce her fellow servant, yet Scáthach was unfazed as she effortlessly redirected the weapons that came crashing down around her and Naruto.

Rin quickly got her bearings together and held her hand containing the command spells out, "Jeanne, I order you to stop attacking now!"

Jeanne quickly froze up before she could do anything and looked at her master with a glare, "What are you doing?! Using a command spell to leave me in such a compromising position, you're out of your damn mind!"

"Relax, we're all friends here. No need for any violence." Naruto smiled as he motioned Scáthach to put her weapon away, something she did so reluctantly.

"See? Everything is good… Well, except for the fact that part of our living room is destroyed and there are a bunch of spears on our floor." Naruto sighed, "It's gonna be such a hassle to clean this up."

"Right, so who exactly is the blonde pretty boy and the purple cunt over there?"

Scáthach rolled her eyes, "You're most definitely not a holy maiden."

Jeanne scoffed, "Thank fuck for that, I mean could you imagine if I was? Prancing around as I praised the Lord and all that crap. Fucking makes me want to barf." She turned to Rin, "Anyway, where are the people I can actually maim? My blood is boiling after you prevented me from killing her."

"Well we're not sure if there are any other servants that have been summoned already… So there's no one you can fight at the moment unfortunately."

Jeanne growled, "Fucking shit, fuck this I'm going to sleep then. No one better disturb me or I swear I'll shove a spear so far up your fucking ass it'll come out through your mouth."

"It's the middle of the day though…"

"And I don't give a shit."

Naruto watched as Jeanne left the room grumbling and turned to Rin, "Well isn't she lovely?"

"I really don't think that woman is Jeanne d'Arc… Right?"

Naruto shrugged, "I suppose she could lie but from what I've seen so far she seems like the type of person who's honest about everything to a fault."

"I'll make sure to protect you while you sleep, Master. I don't trust that woman not to stab you during this time." Scáthach frowned.

"I appreciate your concern, Scáthach but we must also do our best to try and get along with each other. We don't know what kind of enemies we'll find after all." Naruto sighed, "Anyway, we should really get to cleaning this up…"

About an hour of cleaning passed and they were interrupted by their doorbell ringing.

"I'll get that! Don't want Jeanne to possibly scare whoever it might be if it's someone important."

"I'll accompany you, master." Scáthach said, not waiting for an answer before dematerializing next to him.

Naruto sighed as he opened the door, "How may I help you?"

The woman smiled as she looked him over before nodding, "Hello, my name's Caren Hortensia."

"Good morning… I'm Naruto, is there anything I can help you with?" He asked as he looked over the young woman's outfit.

"Not at this moment but I just wanted to tell you that I've been sent by the church to set up their influence once again in Kuoh and I just need you and the Tohsaka to sign this form, I've already gotten the Matou's signature."

"So you'll be the priestess? I would've thought they were gonna send some old geezer but I'm glad that isn't the case." Naruto smiled before calling out to his fiancée, "Rin, I need you to sign something really quick!"

"What is it?" Rin asked tiredly as she went down the stairs.

"The church has decided that they want more influence in Kuoh again so they've sent a priestess to reestablish their presence." Naruto explained as he handed her the form.

"The fact that Kuoh is inhabited by Devils just goes to show that God doesn't exist and if he does then he is incompetent."

The three young adults looked over to see the sneering Jeanne walking down the stairs.

"I thought you wanted to sleep?" Rin asked.

Jeanne rolled her eyes, "I did but then I heard your loud ass bell ringing and it annoyed me enough to not want to sleep."

"Oh is that one of your servants?" Caren turned back to Rin and Naruto.

"I can speak bitch, so next time just ask me." Jeanne scoffed.

"Man, you really love to swear don't you?" Naruto looked at the servant with amusement.

"I simply say what's on my mind. I don't particularly care what anyone thinks of me as a result." She turned to Rin and smirked, "You should try to do the same, girl. You give off the vibe of being the type of person with a stick up their ass."

Naruto chuckled, "Actually, it's not a stick that's up her—."

Rin interrupted him by smacking the back of his head before clearing her throat and addressing Caren, "Good luck speaking with the Devils and I trust you know that if you need any assistance you may contact Kirei Kotomine."

"Yes… Thank you…" Caren bowed her head slightly, "Hope you have a wonderful rest of your day."

As soon as the priestess left the mansion Jeanne turned to the two masters, "Was that really a priestess?"

"She was. Why?"

"No way in hell a woman of God would be allowed to dress in such a manner back in my time. It's a crying shame that I was born so early and was restricted in my clothing as a result." Jeanne sighed, "Anyway, I want clothes and one of you will be buying. Preferably your boy-toy…" Jeanne trailed off for a second in thought before smirking, "You know what? I want you both to accompany me so go get ready or whatever."

Rin's eyes twitched in annoyance as Jeanne sauntered up to the living room again, "That woman might just drive me insane if I can't build a good relationship with her… And I've yet to know what her class is."

"Don't worry too much about it, we still have some time to kill before the war starts to improve your bond with each other." Naruto smiled reassuringly.


"I didn't take you to be such a picky person." Naruto laughed as Jeanne shoved a pair of jeans back on the shelf.

"Tch, it isn't my fault almost everything here isn't to my taste." Jeanne grumbled before she walked off to find something else.

"I'm just happy that we won't have to spend so much money." Rin sighed in relief as she followed after her servant.

Naruto turned to his side where he knew his servant's astral form was following him and asked through their mental link, "What about you, Scáthach?"

"What about me, master?"

"You want some clothes? I can't imagine it being too fun walking around with the same outfit all the time? Plus it'd be good for you to have something more inconspicuous, don't you think?"

"Solid thinking, master. It wouldn't trouble you to pick up things for me would it? I'd rather not walk around the store dressed as I am so as to not be labelled a cosplayer like your fiancée's unholy maiden."

Naruto smiled at the worried tone of his servant, "No problem, just point out what you like and I'll pick it up."

"Will do."

It was fairly easy to find her a pair of pants, a shirt, boots and a blazer she liked. The real problem was getting her the things that went under those.

"You wouldn't happen to know your three sizes would you?" He asked slightly hesitantly.

"Centimetres or inches?"

"Either one is fine."

"Alright, they're 95, 58 and 87 centimetres."

"Cool… So, uh, what exactly do you want?"

"Nothing in particular comes to mind. Something simple for the moment, a dark colour preferably like black or purple."

A couple moments passed before Scáthach let out a small laugh of amusement when Naruto picked up a pair of black lace thong panties.

"You don't like them?" He chuckled.

"It's fine. I don't mind them."

"Cool, I'll just get these too then…" Naruto muttered as he picked up a matching bra.

Nodding to himself he quickly made his way to find Rin and Jeanne sitting just outside of a changing room.

"I got a few things here for Scáthach, I assume you have something you want to try on Jeanne?"

"That's right!" She stood up and looked at the clothes Naruto was carrying, "Those for the girl? Doesn't really look like her style, plus that bra is definitely too big for her." She grinned.

"Very funny, Jeanne. Please just try your clothes on so we can be on our way." Rin sighed tiredly.

"Yeah, yeah don't fucking rush me. We just got here." She grumbled as she kicked open the door to the changing room.

Rin turned to Naruto once her servant was out of sight, "Those for Scáthach?"

He nodded, "Told her it'd be good for her to be able to go out in ordinary clothes. Will you be trying them now?" He asked as the woman materialised next to him.

She simply nodded before taking the clothes and entering the room next to Jeanne's.

"Yooo, this dress is just as small as I hoped! Love it!" Jeanne cackled as she left the changing room, "What do you two think?"

Naruto hummed as he drank in the woman's outfit starting with her black heeled boots, going up to her black zip up dress ending just above her thighs before looking over her fur-covered waist length jacket splitting into two tails.

Looking back up at her eyes, he was a bit taken back that she seemed to be seriously fixed on their reaction so he turned to Rin, "I quite like it to be honest."

Rin nodded slowly, "It does look really great on her."

"Hah! Of course it does!" Jeanne grinned, "I've even got some nice lingerie if one of you would like a peek…"

"I don't think that's necessary…"

"Please don't, we're in public."

"I'm just messing with you two. There's no way in hell I'd let you two see me so easily like that."

Naruto rolled his eyes before calling out to his servant, "Do you mind showing us how it looks on you Scáthach?"

"Yes, I suppose so…"

Naruto couldn't help but smile at how beautiful the woman looked in such a simple outfit. Tight navy jeans, a black turtleneck with a beige blazer jacket and black boots to finish the look off.

"God, she's such a milf." Rin muttered.

"Right? It's insane how good she looks." Naruto nodded in agreement.

Jeanne rolled her eyes at the two masters ogling the purpled haired woman, "Let's get going now. I took off the tags so I can walk out with this outfit on. You can show them to the clerk so they can scan them… I'll see you all outside."

"Who the hell does that?"


"So those are the two kids you want me to attack?" Cú asked his new master, having followed the four individuals around for hours, hoping for them to leave the area or for it to get dark..

"That's correct. I wish to know a bit more of the capabilities of the servants they have summoned."

Cú rolled his eyes as he felt the man's smirk through their mental link, "One of the servants is walking next to them and the other is dematerialized. I would rather not have to fight four enemies, especially as a Caster." He grumbled.

"I'm not expecting you to win Cú Chulainn, I simply need you to find out who Naruto's servant is and get some information on the two servants' abilities."

"And if I die?" Cú asked sarcastically.

"It would be a shame I suppose, so just don't die. Good luck then." Kirei chuckled before going silent.

"Tch, damn bastard." The caster muttered as he looked around to see if there were any witnesses left in the outskirts of the shopping district, once he made sure it was empty he jumped down to make his presence known.

"Who the fuck are you?" Jeanne asked with a sneer on her face.

Ignoring the rudeness of his fellow servant he introduced himself as his class, "Caster, and you?"

"None of your fucking business, there's no way I'm introducing myself after you've interrupted such a nice day."

"It's nighttime though, I've been pretty courteous and let you all go on about your day normally." Cú turned to Naruto's side, "And you? Will you at the very least show your face or are you too cowardly to do even that?"

Naruto turned to his servant, slightly confused by the hearty laugh that came from her.

"Now is that any way to speak to me after such a long time, Cú Chulainn?"

Cú's breath hitched as the woman materialised, a wide smile adorning her face.

"T-Teacher! Oh hell no, I am out of here. That's enough information learnt, I'll be on my way now!" He chuckled nervously as he slowly began retreating.

"Are you trying to run away, my dear student?"

"I am a sane individual and in the name of self-preservation there is no other thing I can do at this moment other than run away…"

"Now, now, don't be so hasty. I thought you came here for a fight? What do you say to getting schooled by your old teacher again?" Scathach asked.

"Like I said, teacher. I am not feeling suicidal so if you'd be so kind as to let me off just for tonight it would be much appreciated."

"Booooring! Listen up, you blue pussy! Since you clearly don't wanna fight the purple cunt then why don't you give me a shot? I'll be sure to burn you to a crisp quickly."

Cú sneered at the woman, "Well aren't you cocky? Maybe I should change that line of thinking."

"That won't be necessary, caster." Kirei spoke to him, "The fact that your teacher is Naruto's servant is already bad enough but I can only assume that Rin's is someone of equal or near strength. I would prefer you don't die at this moment so I command you to retreat for the moment. We will have to wait for a more opportune moment where we may catch them by themselves and unawares."

Cú scoffed, "So be it… Well, looks like we'll have to cut our meeting short. Lovely to see you again teacher and I can't wait to put you in your place in the future." He offhandedly said the last remark to Jeanne.

Jeanne snarled, "How about I put you in your place right now! Six feet under!"

With a cry of rage Jeanne stepped forward and materialised her flag. Slamming it down on the ground a torrent of flames rushed its way to the caster.

The servant, unfazed by the attack and its speed, was easily able to dodge it and prevent himself from suffering any harm, "Like I said, I really must be going."

With a mocking salute to Jeanne and a quick bow to Scáthach he scattered away.

"I'm gonna kill him when I see him next time. That's a promise." Jeanne grumbled as she dematerialized her flag, "Let's go, I'm hungry."

"Do you think he'll be coming back?" Rin asked.

"Doubtful, seems like his master called him off for whatever reason. I'm not quite sure why he had him show his face if he wasn't even gonna fight us but I can't complain." Naruto shrugged.

The Emiya Residence…

"I don't think any of them saw me thankfully…" Shirou bent over to catch his breath as he closed the door to his home.

"Shirou? Are you alright?" Sakura poked her head from the living room.

"I'm okay, Sakura. I just saw something strange…"

"Oh? You can tell me if you want, I'm here to listen." Sakura offered with a smile, "Sit, dinner is ready."

"Thank you…" Shirou sighed as he sat down and waited for her to join him, "I was walking around the outskirts of the shopping district when I saw Naruto and Rin."

"Hmm, did you say hello?"

"I was planning to but they were walking with some woman I've never seen before, she looked European. And then out of nowhere some weirdly dressed guy shows up so I thought they might be in trouble but then, this is where it gets crazy…" He took a breath, "A pretty scary woman literally shows up out of thin air which scared the blue haired guy but then I guess he said something that made the other woman mad so she summoned a flag out of thin air!"

Sakura nodded slowly as she followed along with the story.

"And the craziest part is that she slammed it down and that somehow created a bunch of flames too. If I didn't know any better I would think I was hallucinating." Shirou rubbed his temples before looking at Sakura, "You don't think I'm crazy, do you?"

"No, of course not!" She looked down at her lap, "I know what you're talking about…"

"You do?"

She nodded as she stood up, "Follow me…"

Shirou wordlessly got up along with her and followed her to his shed, "What are we doing here?" He asked as she moved a few boxes around.

"Well, I never said anything about it before because you never even acknowledged it but there's a magic circle here that can be used to summon a servant…"

"A servant? What do you mean? And for what?"

"For a war, to obtain the Holy Grail." Sakura looked a bit uncertain about what she was about to say before shaking herself off, "It was the cause of the fire ten years ago…"

Shirou was quiet for a second before shakily asking, "And this war is going on right now?"

She nodded, "From what you've told me, it's just started."

"And I can fight in this war?"

"I believe so… I'm aware there's some sort of magical artifact inside of you but I don't know what it is. Perhaps it can serve as a catalyst."

"How do I summon a servant?" He asked seriously.

"Oh! You want to participate?" Sakura asked, slightly taken aback.

"I do. If this thing was the cause of the fire ten years ago then I have to do everything I can to prevent it from happening again." He nodded resolutely.

"Okay then, repeat this after me and focus your mana." She said as she guided him to stand on the edge of the magic circle.

Seconds after reciting the words, a gust of wind picked up around the shed before a blinding light emerged from the centre of the circle.

"Did it work?" Shirou mumbled to himself as his eyes adjusted to the natural light around them.

"Looks like it did…"

His eyes widened as he stared at the blonde woman? Man? He wasn't too sure. But this was definitely not an ordinary person. If it wasn't for the fact that he had just summoned them out of practically thin air then the fact that they were wearing a knight's armour was enough to tell him so.

The knight looked up at him with blue eyes full of resolve, "I ask of you… Are you my master?"


Hope you all enjoyed this chapter!