Chapter 5: Ch. 5. Pardon?
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As the group of students, stressed out adult and clones were leaving the facility. Weiss and Blake noticed something in the distance.
Weiss: What's that?
Ren: Another clone.
E2420: A new friend?
Blake: No, I see it too.*calling who it is* If you're a clone state your Number!
Said clone appeared and it was a Blake clone. However,...
Blake Clone: Nya?
Everyone:...
Blake:...*facepalms* Oh my fucking Oum.
Rae-Rae: Hey B4000.
Ruby: Rosie, is her number passed 2,000?
Rosie: Worst.
Fox: How worst?
Sum: 4,000 and above are well...
Coco: A brain dead moron?
Rae-Rae, Rosie & Sum: In a way, yes.
N17: Wow.
B4000:*looking at Blake* Nya?
Blake:...Ms. Goodwitch?
Glynda is right now rubbing her temples as she's having a massive headache at moment.
Glee looking at Glynda's state: It is best you keep her, feed her, and give her a name.
Blake:...*to B4000* Come on Bla, follow me.
RWY, JNRP & CFVY: Bla? Really?
Blake: Silence.
Jaune:*looking around* Nora where's N3000?
Y2367:*points at N3000 opening a pod* Bover bhere.(Over there)
Pyrrha: I'll get her.
Pyrrha sees the N3000 opened and is now terrified beyond rational thought.
Pyrrha:*in fear* Sum your knowledgeable about clone numbers.
Rosie: Hey!
Sum: I am.
C125:*shyly* So am I.
Pyrrha:*terrified* Good. Then does a pod with the #1 mean?
N17:*shocked* Excuse me?
Rosie, Sum, Rae-Rae, Glee & C125:*shocked* What?!
Y2367 & NP2780 are holding each other in fear.
Bla ran behind Blake in fear and is whimpering.
E2420 is behind Glynda and is scared.
E2420:*scared & shaking* Me heard 1s are dangerous.
Glynda now clear headed: How dangerous?
Yatsuhashi:*preparing weapon* If what Rosie said about number that are in the top 50s.
Weiss prepares her weapon and finishes Yatsuhashi sentence.
Weiss: Then that means #1 is strongest and most dangerous one of all.
Jaune*with common sense* Wouldn't be best to run away from the potential super death dealing Soldier of a clone? That could mop the floor with us in half a second.
Everyone:...
Glynda: Mr. Arc if we live and leave with our heads still attached. I will personally ask Professor Ozpin for you and your team to be excused from class for 2 weeks. And for me a month-long vacation.
N3000:*'Boops' Pyrrha's cheek* Boop.
Pyrrha: Yes N30-?
Pyrrha:*shocked & terrified* SWEET MERCIFUL PUMPKIN PETES!?
In front of everyone, standing at 9ft tall, long red hair, emerald eyes and thighs that could crush coal into diamonds.
Stood a clone of Pyrrha. In front of original Pyrrha.
P1:*looking down at everyone*...
Everyone frozen in fear:...
N3000:*'Boops' Pyrrha's cheek again* Mama.
Pyrrha:*now confused* Wha?
N3000:*points at P1* Daughter.
Everyone:...
P1:...*to Pyrrha* Hello mother.
Jaune's mind: Holy crapbaskets! Forget Weiss! Oumdamn! Look at the spartan queen over here!
Jaune:*quietly* I. I think I'm in love.
Ren, Nora and RWBY's minds: With Pyrrha and not the clone, right?
Glynda:...Yep! I definitely need a vacation.
Time skip brought by Chibi N17 looking at Chibi Ren and Chibi P1 looking at Chibi Jaune
Rosie:*looking at Beacon* So this is Beacon Academy?
Ruby: Yep! Let us show you to our dorm rooms.
Coco:*raised eyebrow* Rooms?
Glynda: Team RWBY will manage their clones, including Sum & Rae-Rae. Team JNPR will manage their N3000, N17 and P1. And team CFVY will manage C125, NP2780 and E2420.
Glee: And Glee?
Glynda: You're with me young lady.
Glee: Yay!
Jaune: You know I can walk on my own.
P1:*holding Jaune over her shoulder* No. I will carry you to OUR dorm.
Jaune: Wait wha-?
P1:*quietly* You heard me. A I declare you as either my mother's future husband or mine.
Jaune: Hol up-?
P1: I'm not playing these games boi. Do I make myself clear?
Jaune: But-?
P1: Did I stutter?
Jaune: No.
P1: Then did I make myself clear?
Jaune: Yes, ma'am.
P1: Good.
Weiss:*heard everything P1 said* Well Jaune's fucked.
Yang & Blake: Totally fucked.
Ruby: And I have list for the swear jar.
WBY: Dang it.