This whole situation sounded like it came from an ecchi harem anime a lonely, maidenless author came up with to fill the empty void in his heart. Author definitely is also a virgin. And while a part of me is still in shock from the recent events, denying everything which has happened so far, a small but rapidly growing part of me is certainly starting to get ideas. I'm a horny teenager, what can I do when girls are handed to me on a silver platter?

But which course to consume first?

"And that leads us to the present," Jean finished. She wasted no time diving into the heart of the matter after our short and brief introduction. And as good as her explanation was, it still left me with a couple burning questions in my mind. 'What about the other nations?'

Of course, I couldn't ask that. They don't know that their world is a game back in my world, and I'd rather leave it that way.

During the whole conversation, Jean's posture, expression and speech was formal yet there was an undeniable air of friendliness. Sure she may be the most powerful and influential person currently in Mondstadt, but her approachable and welcoming aura didn't say so.

The clothes she wore was her original skin, pre censorship. They hugged her body tightly, especially her tights, accentuating her curves nicely, something that was more prominent than Amber's. However, all that was easily dwarfed by the electro vision wielding mommy beside her.

Blond hair and a stoic but pretty face made her resemble Saber rather closely, and it was tied up in a ponytail. I don't know about you, but there's something about girls in ponytails that just awakens something inside me. Oh, and don't get me started on her gloriously exposed shoulders and armpits.

Unfortunately, the acting grandmaster, or, grandmaster now I suppose, didn't appear in the booklet, but that was understandable. I doubt a person of such high standing would degrade themselves to have sex with a stranger they just met, as desparate as the times may seem. Safe to say it won't be that easy to start her route, or the route of many other playable characters from the game.

In fact, I've yet to actually see any playable characters in the magazine given to me. All of them were NPCs, some I recognized, some I didn't.

I could go the easy route and enjoy all the NPCs to my heart's, and dick's, desire. A tempting idea, but a naïve part of me shot it down. Maybe it's the virgin within me speaking - wait, that's just me - but I wanted my first time to be special. To be with someone I genuinely liked.

A quick glance at Amber's idle form betrayed my inner thoughts. She was staring off into some far corner of space, humming a soft tune as she bobbed her head up and down, an act that was so reminiscent of her. Her attention seemed to have wandered elsewhere for quite some time now, likely because she understood the situation perfectly. Hard not to after living in this post apocalyptic world for five years.

"The plan is simple. Per our contract agreement, you are to spend two weeks here in Mondstadt," Jean explained. "Amber will show you around the city and help get you acquainted with everything. If anybody inside the booklet catches your eye, let Amber know and she will bring you to her."

"Uhm, quick question, but… Do I have to, you know, have…" I faltered mid sentence. As much as I liked to imagine all sorts of saucy scenarios I might encounter, actually being in a room full of girls, who were all both smoking hot and complete strangers, was a different story.

Okay, not complete strangers, but this is the first time I'm meeting them.

"My, my, is my little cutie shy~?" Lisa purred. "Well, there's no need to be so timid, I promise I'll be gentle~"

Jean opted to ignore Lisa's teasing. "I would prefer if you bed a woman at least once a day."

Even though I was expecting something like that as an answer, I was still shaken the hell up. My horny teenage brain went crazy over the possibilities, and his little partner couldn't help but rise to attention.

"Naturally, you don't have to start right away. Needless to say, things may be moving quite fast for you."

Understatement of the year.

"So you're allowed to have a three day grace period where you can settle yourself down. If you have any questions, ask Amber. As your agent, she'll be there with you every step of the way."

"But if you want to get on with the action earlier, knock yourself out," Lisa said, winking.

The two left soon after, leaving me and Amber alone in the room.

"So… wanna head out?" Amber asked after a moment of brief silence. "Or you wanna read a bit more?"

I did the most logical course of action. Throwing my booklet across the room, I bolted out of bed in a fashion that was similar to when I'd gravely oversleep my alarm clock. The speed in which I got out of bed could only be described as 'supersonic'.

"Ready when you are!"

I was raring to go, ready to see the world of Genshin Impact, not through my computer or iPhone screen, but with my own two eyes.

"Haha, well I was born ready!" Amber giggled out at my contagious enthusiasm. You can hardly blame me, though. Despite the lingering thoughts that I may never be able to go home, see my parents or friends again, and am trapped in this world for the rest of my life, I was going to live the dream of every teenager out there in one of my favorite games I've ever played.

"So where to?" I asked as we exited the room into a long hallway. There was a certain spring in my step and pressure in my pants - though I'm sure the latter will eventually die down. Hopefully.

"That's a surprise," she cheekily responded, before adding, "Just know that it's a date!"

AN: Delayed update was because I was sick the past week.

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