JADEN: DAMN, NO, ATTICUS LOST
ATTICUS: WOW... I LOST... I ACTUALLY ENJOY THAT MATCH AND YOU'RE NOT BAD
DILLY: APPRECIATE IT
SERENA: LOSE TO THE BITCHES SLAVES
SERENA MUTTERED WHILE JADEN FACEPALMED
AXEL: TOUGHT TO GO AGAINST HER
JESSIE: I DON'T THINK I EVEN DONT WANNA GO AGAINST HER
CHAZZ: THE CHAZZ WOULD LOVE TO GO AGAINST HER NEXT
ASTER: YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THE CHANCE CHAZZ
JACK: I'LL STILL HAVE A CHANCE TO BEAT HER
CROW: WOULDN'T DOUBT IT SINCE SHE ONLY WON SO QUICK BECAUSE SHE DREW THE RIGHT CARD
KANDRA: AND I GUESS I'LL BE GOING NEXT AGAINST DARLING JADEN
SERENA GROWLED IN ANGERED
SERENA: KICK HER ASS JADEN
SERENA GRABBED JADEN'S FACE THEN KISSED HIM
SERENA: GET HER FOR ME
JADEN: I WILL... GOSH
KANDRA WALKED UP AND GOT IN POSITION WHILE TURNING IN HER GEN 1 DUEL DISK
JADEN GRABBED HIS EVIL HERO DECK OUT THEN STARTED LOOKING AT IT UNTIL YUBEL APEEARED
YUBEL: YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS JADEN? ARE YOU?
JADEN: WHY YES I AM
SERENA: WHO ARE YOU TALKING TOO?
JADEN: HUH? MY PAL YUBEL HERE
SERENA LOOKED AT SYRUS CONFUSED
SYRUS: IT'S A LONG STORY
YUBEL: WELL THAT'S ON YOU JADEN, HOPE YOU CAN CONTROL IT BUT LET ME BY BY YOUR SIDE THROUGH THE DUEL
JADEN: I'M ALRIGHT WITH THAT YUBEL
JADEN AND GOT IN POSITION WHILE TURNING ON HIS GEN 1 DUEL DISK
JADEN: I'M GONNA USE MY EVIL HERO DECK 2
JIM: MATES SERIOUSLY GONNA USE A DECK THAT TURNED HIM IN THE SUPREME KING
JESSIE: IS JADEN NUTS?
HASSELBERRY LOOKED SCARED
HASSELBERRY: OH MAN, I HOPE I DON'T END UP GETTING KILL AGAIN BY JADEN
SYRUS FACE PALMED
SYRUS: THAT EVIL JADEN IS LONG GONE HASSELBERRY
SERENA: EVIL HERO DECK? HOW BAD CAN IT BE?
SYRUS: TRUST ME, THAT DECK CARRIES BAD MEMORIES WITH IT
KANDRA: EVIL? DON'T SOUND TOO SCARY TO ME
JADEN: ALRIGHT LET'S DUEL!
JADEN:8000/KANDRA:8000
JADEN: I'LL BE GOING FIRST
JADEN'S DECK: 54
JADEN'S GY: 0
JADEN'S HAND:
EVIL HERO SINISTER NECROM
EVIL HERO ADUSTED GOLD
EVIL HERO MALICIOUS EDGE
MONSTER REBORN
DARK FUSION
SUPREME KING'S CASTLE - CARD DRAW
YUBEL: GOOD HAND AND PERFECT STRATEGY TO SUMMON A LOT OF MONSTER'S THIS TURN
JADEN: YOU TELL ME, I'M GONNA START OFF BY USING MY FIELD SPELL CARD SUPREME KING'S CASTLE THEN I'LL USE DARK FUSION TO FUSE EVIL HERO MALICIOUS EDGE AND EVIL HERO SINISTER NECROM TO SPECIAL SUMMON MY EVIL HERO MALICIOUS BANE IN ATTACK MODE!
[MonsterEffectFusion] Fiend/Dark
[8] 3000/3000
JADEN: THEN I'LL ACTIVATE MY EVIL HERO SINISTER NECROM EFFECTS, I CAN BANISH IT THEN SPECIAL SUMMON ANY EVIL HERO FROM MY DECK SO I'LL SPECIAL SUMMON EVIL HERO MALICIOUS EDGE IN ATTACK MODE!
[MonsterEffect] Fiend/Earth
[7] 2600/1800
JADEN: THEN I'LL USE MONSTER REBORN TO BRING BACK ANOTHER EVIL HERO MALICIOUS EDGE I USED AS A FUSION MATERIAL TO THE FIELD IN ATTACK MODE!
[MonsterEffect] Fiend/Earth
[7] 2600/1800
JADEN: THEN I'LL SUMMON MY EVIL HERO ADUSTED GOLD I'M ATTACK MODE!
[MonsterEffect] Fiend/Light
[4] 2100/800
JADEN: AND WITH EVIL HERO MALICIOUS BANE EFFECTS, CANNOT BE DESTROYED BY BATTLE OR CARD EFFECTS AND I CAN DESTROY ALL OF YOUR MONSTERS WITH ATTACK LESS OR EQUAL TO THIS CARD BUT IT'LL ALSO GAIN 200 ATTACK POINTS FOR EACH MONSTER DESTROY THIS WAY, I'LL END MY TURN
JADEN:8000/KANDRA:8000
KANDRA, DILLY AND SKY LOOKED SURPRISED OF JADENS STRATEGY OF JADEN SUMMONING FOUR MONSTER'S ON THE FIELD AT ONCE
SERENA: HA! MY JAE JAE GOT THIS DUEL NOW
HASSELBERRY: SOLDIER GOING TOXIC MODE AGAIN LIKE HE DID BEFORE
SYRUS: I AGREE BUT JADEN'S EVIL HERO DECK IS SO UNBEATABLE
YUSEI: EVIL HERO, NEVER KNEW JADEN HAD THIS DECK
YUSEI THOUGHT
JACK: THIS EVIL HERO CARD'S I NEVER HEARD OF BEFORE BUT THEY WOULD BE PERFECT FOR MY RED DRAGON ARCHFIEND DECK
KANDRA: DAMN IT, CAN'T EVEN SUMMON ANOTHER FUCKING MONSTER WITHOUT JADEN'S FUSION MONSTER DESTROY IT AS WELL AND TRAP CARD'S CAN'T EVEN DEFEAT IT, WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY? WHERE DID HE GET A DECK LIKE THAT? EVIL HERO MALICIOUS BANE IS SO POWERFUL... HMMMM... I MIGHT WANNA TRY TO SNATCH THAT DECK OF HIS FOR MYSELF BUT NOT SURE
KANDRAS DECK: 54
KANDRAS GY: 0
KANDRAS HAND:
TRAGOEDIA
JAR OF GREED
JAR OF GREED
JAR OF GREED
POT OF GREED
SWORDS OF REVEALING LIGHT - CARD DRAW
KANDRA: I'LL USE POT OF GREED TO DRAW TWO MORE CARD'S!
KANDRAS DECK: 52
KANDRAS GY: 1
KANDRAS HAND:
TRAGOEDIA
JAR OF GREED
JAR OF GREED
JAR OF GREED
SWORDS OF REVEALING LIGHT
INFINITE CARD'S - CARD DRAW
GEAR GOLEM THE MOVING FORTRESS - CARD DRAW
KANDRA: I'M GONNA USE MY SPELL CARD INFINITE CARD'S AND WE'LL HAVE UNLIMITED CARD'S IN OUR HANDS THEN I'LL PLACE THIS MONSTER FACEDOWN IN DEFENSE MODE
[MonsterEffect] Machine/Earth
[4] 800/2200
KANDRA: I'LL ACTIVATE SWORDS OF REVEALING LIGHT AND I'LL PLACE THESE THREE CARD'S FACEDOWN IN MY SPELL AND TRAP CARD ZONE THEN MY TURN
JADEN:8000/KANDRA:8000
SERENA: AW, SHE TOO SCARED OF GOING AGAINST NY JAE JAE SINCE SHE KNOW SHE'LL GET HER ASS WHOOP
KANDRA: STOP FUCKING TALKING
YUBEL: YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS SPICY
JADEN: SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND YUBEL
YUBEL: THEN HOW COME YOU TWO DONE IT OUT HERE AT NIGHT THAT OTHER NIGHT?
JADEN BLUSHED
JADEN: WHAT! YOU WATCHED THE WHOLE TIME!
YUBEL: WE'LL NOT REALLY EVEN THO I CAME TO TAKE A PEAK AND GOTTA SAY THE WAY YOU...
JADEN: OK! ENOUGH YUBEL!!!
WINGED KURIBOH APEARED BESIDE JADEN
WINGED KURIBOH: COOH!
JADEN LOOKED AT WINGED KURIBOH TO HIS LEFT
JADEN: YES?... HUH?... YOU WATCH THE WHOLE THING!!!
WINGED KURIBOH STARTED JUMPING AROUND EXCITED
JADEN HEAD DROPPED ANIME STYLE
JADEN: Y'ALL NEVER GIVE ME SOME PRIVACY
JADEN'S DECK: 53
JADEN'S GY: 4
JADEN'S BANISHED CARD'S: 1
JADEN'S HAND:
YUBEL - CARD DRAW
JADEN: I DREW YUBEL
YUBEL: GO AHEAD AND SUMMON ME
JADEN: I WILL AND I'LL TRIBUTE MY EVIL HERO GOLD ADUSTED AND EVIL HERO MALICIOUS EDGE TO SUMMON MY YUBEL IN ATTACK MODE!
[MonsterEffect] Fiend/Dark
[10] 0/0
JADEN: SAY HELLO TO MY CHILDHOOD FRIEND
SERENA LOOKED CONFUSED
SERENA: UM... CHILDHOOD FRIEND?
SYRUS: IT'S A LONG STORY
KANDRA: ZERO ATTACK AND DEFENSE?
JADEN: YOU'LL SEE LATER AND I'LL GO AHEAD TO END MY TURN!
JADEN:8000/KANDRA:8000
JESSIE: OH LORD, JADEN'S EVIL FRIEND
JIM: NAH, SHE CAN'T BE STILL EVIL MATE
KANDRA STARING AT YUBEL WHO'S STARING DOWN AT HER
KANDRA: GOD... THAT MONSTER FRIGHTENINGS ME
KANDRA THOUGHT
SKY: JADEN SUMMONED A MONSTER ZERO ATTACK AND DEFENSE, SOMETHING IS NOT NICE I CAN FEEL IT
KANDRAS DECK: 51
KANDRAS GY: 1
SWORDS OF REVEALING LIGHT: 2
KANDRAS HAND:
TRAGOEDIA
POT OF GREED - CARD DRAW
KANDRA: I'LL DRAW TWO MORE CARD'S!
KANDRAS DECK: 49
KANDRAS GY: 2
SWORDS OF REVEALING LIGHT: 2
KANDRAS HAND:
TRAGOEDIA
GEAR GOLEM THE MOVING FORTRESS - CARD DRAW
GEAR GOLEM THE MOVING FORTRESS - CARD DRAW
KANDRA: I'LL ACTIVATE MY FOR FACE DOWN TRAP CARD'S JAR OF GREED TO DRAW ONE CARD EACH!
KANDRAS DECK: 47
KANDRAS GY: 5
SWORDS OF REVEALING LIGHT: 2
KANDRAS HAND:
TRAGOEDIA
GEAR GOLEM THE MOVING FORTRESS
GEAR GOLEM THE MOVING FORTRESS
STONE STATUE OF THE AZTECS - CARD DRAW
HEY, TURNADE - CARD DRAW
MAGIC CYLINDER - CARD DRAW
KANDRA: I'LL JUST PLACE THIS MONSTER FACEDOWN IN DEFENSE MODE
[MonsterEffect] Machine/Earth
[4] 800/2200
KANDRA: THEN I'LL END MY TURN
JADEN:8000/KANDRA:8000
ASTER: SHE USING NOTHING CARD'S TO HELP HER DRAW, IS SHE USING A EXODIA DECK?
ATTICUS: COULD BE BUT WHO KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING WITH THAT DECK OF HERS
AXEL: WITH INFINITE CARD'S, COULD BE A EXODIA DECK SHE'S USING
JADEN'S DECK: 52
JADEN'S GY: 6
JADEN'S BANISHED CARD'S: 1
JADEN'S HAND:
YUBEL - TERROR INCARNATE
YUBEL LOOKED BACK AT JADEN
YUBEL: MY FAVORITE, JUST GOTTA WAIT UNTIL SHE ATTACKS ME WITH HER MONSTER'S
KANDRA, DILLY AND SKY LOOKED SHOCKED OF SEEING YUBEL TALKING
KANDRA: SHE TALKS!
SERENA: JADEN GOT A TALKING DUEL MONSTER'S CARD NOW? I'M WITH A WEIRDO
JADEN: YEP BUT I'M JUST GONNA END MY TURN
YUBEL LOOKED BACK AT KANDRA
YUBEL: SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S COMMING
JADEN:8000/KANDRA:8000
KANDRAS DECK: 46
KANDRAS GY: 5
SWORDS OF REVEALING LIGHT: 3
KANDRAS HAND:
TRAGOEDIA
GEAR GOLEM THE MOVING FORTRESS
STONE STATUE OF THE AZTECS
HEY, TURNADE
MAGIC CYLINDER
MILLENNIUM SHIELD - CARD DRAW
KANDRA: SINCE I GOT TWO MONSTER'S ON THE FIELD, I'M GONNA TRIBUTE THEM TO SUMMON MY TRAGOEDIA IN ATTACK MODE!
[MonsterEffect] Fiend/Dark
[10] ?/?
SERENA: WHOOPY BIG FUCKING DOO, SO SCARY
KANDRA: AND IT'LL GAIN 600 ATTACK AND DEFENSE POINTS FOR EACH CARD IN MY HAND SO IT'LL GAIN 3000 ATTACK AND DEFENSE POINTS
[MonsterEffect] Fiend/Dark
[10] 3000/3000
KANDRA: I'LL USE HEY TURNADE TO RETURN ALL OF OUR SPELL AND TRAP CARD'S OK THE FIELD BACK TO OUR HAND
KANDRA RETURNED SWORDS OF REVEALING LIGHT AND INFINITE CARD'S BACK TO HER HAND WHILE JADEN PUT SUPREME KING'S CASTLE BACK TO HIS HAND
[MonsterEffect] Fiend/Dark
[10] 4200/4200
YUBEL: SHE LITERALLY DID THAT GAIN MORE ATTACK POINTS FOR HER MONSTER
JADEN: THAT'S A ACTUALLY NICE TRICK SHE DID THERE
KANDRA: I'LL ATTACK YOUR YUBEL SO GO TRAGOEDIA!
YUBEL SMIRKED
JADEN: AND SINCE YOU'LL BE ATTACKING MY HELPLESS MONSTER! I WON'T TAKE THE DAMAGE SINCE YOU'LL BE TAKING THE DAMAGE INSTEAD SINCE YOUR MONSTER WAS IN ATTACK Mode AND YUBEL IS SAFE AND SOUND TO BE ON THE FIELD!
KANDRA: WHAT!!!
JADEN:8000/KANDRA:3800
KANDRA: I'LL PLACE A MONSTER FACE DOWN IN DEFENSE MODE
[MonsterEffect] Machine/Earth
[4] 800/2200
KANDRA: I'LL PUT BACK INFINITE CARD'S ANS PLACE THIS CARD FACEDOWN IN MY SPELL AND TRAP CARD ZONE THEN END MY TURN
JADEN:8000/KANDRA:3800
SERENA: JADEN! IF YOU WIN THEN I'LL GIVE YOU AWARD TONIGHT
JADEN BLUSHED IN EMBARRASSMENT WITH FROWNED
JADEN: SHUT UP SERENA
JESSIE: A AWARD?
JIM: BEATS ME MATE
ASTER: WHATEVER CARD SHE PLACED DOWN, KNOWING IT CAN'T DESTROY EVIL HERO MALICIOUS BANE
ATTICUS: TRUE
CHAZZ: THIS CHICK FONNATLOSE ANYWAY BY JADEN, JADEN IS UNBEATABLE
YUSEI: THAT YUBEL CARD IS AMAZING, THAT MONSTER CARD JUST STAND THERE AND INFLICT DAMAGE TO IT'S OPPONENTS JUST BY ATTACKING IT
CROW: SHE'S A MEANER ALRIGHT
JADEN'S DECK: 51
JADEN'S GY: 6
JADEN'S BANISHED CARD'S: 1
JADEN'S HAND:
YUBEL - TERROR INCARNATE
POT OF GREED - CARD DRAW
JADEN: I'LL DRAW TWO MORE WITH POT OF GREED!
JADEN'S DECK: 49
JADEN'S GY: 7
JADEN'S HAND:
DARK FUSION - CARD DRAW
MONSTER REBORN - CARD DRAW
JADEN: I'LL PUT BACK MY SUPREME KING'S CASTLE AND USE DARK FUSION TO FUSE MY EVIL HERO MALICIOUS EDGE AND YUBEL - TERROR INCARNATE FROM MY HAND TO SPECIAL SUMMON EVIL HERO MALICIOUS EDGE IN ATTACK MODE!
[MonsterEffectFusion] Fiend/Fire
[8] 3500/2100
YUBEL: YOU GOT THE MATCH NOW JADEN
JADEN: I SURE DO AND WITH IT'S EFFECTS, ALL OF YOUR MONSTER'S YOU CONTROL ARE CHANGED TO FACE UP ATTACK MODE!
[MonsterEffect] Machine/Earth
[4] 800/2200
YUBEL: IT WAS A MONSTER WITH 2200 DEFENSE
JACK: AND IT HAVES 800 ATTACK POINTS
JADEN: SO I'LL USE MY EVIL HERO MALICIOUS BANE TO DESTROY YOUR GEAR GOLEM THE MOVING FORTRESS!
KANDRA: NO! I'LL USE MY FACEDOWN TRAP CARD MAGIC CYLINDER!
JADEN:5000/KANDRA:3800
JADEN: THAT'S FINE BECAUSE I'LL USE EVIL HERO MALICIOUS FIEND TO ATTACK YOUR FEAR GOLEM THE MOVING FORTRESS BUT I'LL USE MY SURPEME KING'S CASTLE'S EFFECTS BY SENDING A MONSTER FROM MY EXTRA DECK TO THE GRAVEYARD AND MY EVIL HERO MALICIOUS FIEND GAINS 200 ATTACK POINTS FOR EACH LEVEL STARS SO I'LL SEND A SECOND EVIL HERO MALICIOUS BANE FROM MY EXTRA DECK TO THE GRAVEYARD!
[MonsterEffectFusion] Fiend/Fire
[8] 5100/2100
KANDRA: NO!
DILLY: DAMN IT!
SKY: KANDRA LOST
SERENA: ALRIGHT JADEN!
JADEN: SO SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR LIFE POINTS!
JADEN:5000/KANDRA:0