"It's over, I'll kill you all where you stand!" Kimimoro shouted as he charged with his ultimate bone sword.
"Not today." Jiraiya said as he appeared before the sound ninja, with a powered up Rasengan. When he connected it to Kimimoro's body, the ninja was sent flying away.
As he managed to stand up, the sound ninja dropped down, dead from his illness. "What the hell happened?" Asuma asked as he had multiple wounds from the bones.
"His name is Kimimoro Kaguya. He suffered from some kind of disease. It seems that in his last moments, he wanted to go out by serving Orochimaru." Jiraiya explained.
"I see. Alright, we need to catch up to Naruto." Kakashi said.
"No, you and Asuma need to return to the village. This is my mission now and you'll all get in the way." Jiraiya said.
"What? No, this is a team effort!" Asuma shouted.
"That's enough, he's right. Let's get back and let Lord Jiraiya handle it. I mean, he and Naruto are certainly our villages too shinobi. We're no good in our current state." Kakashi said as he lowered his headband.
"Kakashi, hell will be coming. Please prepare and tell our carrier that it's time." Jiraiya said.
Understanding the message, he nodded. "Come on, I need some help." Kakashi said.
"Alright, come on." Asuma said.
Back at the village, Anko found herself leaning against the toilet. "I swear, I'll kill him for doing this to me." Anko said as she started vomiting once more.
"Anko, come here." Yugao said as she frowned slightly.
"Leave me alone and go eat a dick. I'm not in the mood." Anko said.
"Please." Yugao asked and after a few curses, Anko walked over and was handed a small box. "Pee on this." Yugao said.
Anko's eyes went wide. "What? What is this?" Anko asked.
"You and I both know what it is. Take the test." Yugao ordered.
Anko sighed and then nodded. After a few moments, she walked back with a shocked expression. "What does it say?" Yugao asked.
Without uttering a word, she handed the pregnancy test. When Yugao read it, her eyes went wide. "Oh my God! You're going to be a mommy!" Yugao shouted.
"Shut up, I want Naruto to be the first person I tell, please." Anko said.
"Alright, alright. I'll honor that." Yugao said as she hugged her best friend
Naruto and Sasuke were glaring as they both had received multiple injuries. Sasuke smirked. "I'd say it's time we bring this fight to an end. All of nothing!" Sasuke roared.
Naruto sighed. "It seems there is no choice. I'll have to end this. I'm sorry Sasuke, but I will end the Uchiha clan with this jutsu." Naruto said as he formed a Rasengan in his hand.
However, unlike his normal Rasengan, this one has a shuriken-like shape. "Wind Release - Rasenshuriken." Naruto muttered.
"That won't be enough, Chidori!" Sasuke shouted as a black surge of lightning chakra formed in his hand.
The two ninja had their jutsu powering up, and the ground beneath them started shaking. Sasuke stood over the head of Madara and Naruto stood over the head of Hashirama.
"Naruto!" Sasuke shouted as he charged toward the blond.
"Sasuke!" Naruto shouted back and as the two shinobi came closer to each other, their two jutsu clashed. A black sphere of chakra surrounded around the two of them.
Appearing at the valley in amazement, Jiraiya couldn't believe the power the two shinobi were releasing. As the sphere ended, Naruto fell to the ground, while Sasuke fell on the other side, into the lake at the bottom of the final valley.
Without thinking, Jiraiya ram towards his godson and found that he wasn't dead. "Naruto!" Jiraiya called out.
"I'm okay, Lord Jiraiya, just tired. Sasuke's Senjutsu was something else. I can't believe I'm alive, much less awake." Naruto said.
"What about Sasuke? Where is he? Is he alive?" Jiraiya asked.
"I'm unsure. My jutsu connected to his chest, you know it destroys everything down to a cellular level. If he's still alive, it'll take another Tsunade to heal him." Naruto said weakly.
"I see. Naruto, I believe it's time for the Kaiser to come." Jiraiya said.
Naruto raised an eyebrow. "Really? I thought I'd have more time." Naruto said.
"Truthfully, this is the best time. We've already got it in ordered. You will become to personal guard of the Hokage. This is a position that nobody can top, aside from the Hokage." Jiraiya explained.
"I see. Alright. That's fine. How are we going to get to the village? I'm too hurt to focus on any of my markers." Naruto said.
As the blond remained silent, he chuckled. Jiraiya gave him a strange look. "What's so funny, Gaki?" Jiraiya asked.
"I almost forgot that Anko's wedding ring has my Hiraishin seal on it. Grab on to me, we'll teleport." Naruto said.
"Wait, let me send one of the toads so she can be inside the compound. This will prevent anyone from seeing you." Jiraiya said.
"I see, good idea. Okay, let's wait." Naruto said as he laid back.
At the bottom of the lake, the injured Uchiha found himself being rescued by an unknown figure. As he tried holding on to life, he was some brought to the surface, inside of a dim light cave.
"Sasuke, listen to my voice. You're dying and I need you to bite my arm as hard as possible, use all your strength. You need to unless you want to fail at killing Itachi." Said the voice of a woman.
As the Uchiha was trying to stay alive, he began thinking about Itachi and his life goal. Using it as motivation, he managed to bite the person speaking to him. Slowly, his injuries began to heal and his strength was significantly increasing.
After ten minutes pass, the woman told him to rest. "You're fine, get some rest, you'll need it." Said the feminine voice and on cue, Sasuke knocked out.
Anko was sitting inside the Namikaze compound, in the kitchen. Her, Yugao, Shizune, Kakashi, and Tsunade were waiting for the two in question to arrive.
"Where the hell are they?" Anko asked.
"WhT's wrong, is everything alright?" Kakashi asked lazily.
"Go to hell, Kakashi!" Anko shouted before she quickly apologized. "I'm sorry, I'm just on edge." Anko said.
"If something is bothering you, you can tell us." Shizune said in a friendly tone.
Appearing in the home, Jiraiya, with a badly beaten Naruto arrived. "Naruto! Jiraiya, what happened?" Tsunade asked as she ran over to the blond.
"It's okay, he and Uchiha had one hell of a match. But no worries, he won and the Uchiha is dead." Jiraiya said.
"How could he suffered this much damage?" Tsunade asked.
"From what the Gaki told me, Sasuke's boost from Orochimaru gave him the power of those sound ninja, and the ability to use sage mode. It was incredible that the boy could push Naruto so far." Jiraiya said.
Naruto woke up and immediately, he was hugged by Anko. "Naruto, I need to talk to you now, it's important." Anko said.
"What's going on? Is everything alright?" Naruto asked.
"Just come on." Anko said and she grabbed her husband's hand and they proceeded to the master bedroom.
"What's going on?" Jiraiya asked.
"I'm not sure. She has been acting really weird." Tsunade said.
"So, what did you want to tell me?" Naruto asked as he sat on the bed.
Anko gave a soft smile. "It happened." Anko said as she placed Naruto's hand on her stomach.
"Wait, you mean?" Naruto asked as his eyes went wide. Anko nodded and instantly, Naruto picked his wife up and kissed her passionately.
The couple came down and to their confusion, Naruto was holding Anko bridal style. "Guess what? Lady Hokage, you'll be a great aunt, Lord Jiraiya, you'll be a great uncle! Mom, you'll be a grandma!" Naruto said before he was hit by Yugao.
"I'm not a grandmother! Aunt Yugao will be fine." The woman said.
"Anyway, Kakashi, Shizune, your god child is on their way!" Naruto said, catching everyone but Yugao off guard.
"What?" Everyone yelled. Once the excitement calmed down, it was time to get down to business.
"Naruto, Anko, as you guys know, it's time for the birth of Hell Kaiser." Jiraiya said.
"I'm aware. But there is something that needs to happen. I want to go to Mt.Myobuki. I need to learn sage mode by the toads." Naruto said.
"Naruto, you are a snake summoner. You'd go to Ryuchi Cave. Since you and Anko are the last summoners left, you two will take the trip. However, I would advise you to go alone." Jiraiya said.
"I agree, but not until the baby is born. I refuse to leave Anko defenseless." Naruto said, earning a scowl from Anko.
"Defenseless? I'll show you defenseless!" Anko said as she drew a kunai and started chasing Naruto around. The group chuckled at the young couple's antics.
After a black eye and a bump on his head, Naruto agreed that Anko wasn't a helpless little girl. "But still, I want to remain with Anko until the baby is here. I'm thinking that I'll spend about two years training, that should bring me to the level that I need to be at." Naruto said.
"Two years? You really think it's enough time?" Jiraiya asked.
"Yes. My shadow clones will help me speed up the process. But J think it will allow me to become stronger and I'll be able to properly defend the village and strive for world peace." Naruto said
"Well, until then, you will remain in the compound. When your child is born, you will go to Ryuchi cave, and then return. I'd say we'll announce He'll Kaiser in about three years." Tsunade said.
"What? I can't go anywhere for nine months? What the hell am I going to do? Awe man, this sucks." Naruto declared.
"Don't be a baby. I'll be able to hang out with you when I'm not working with Ibiki and when the time comes, it will be full time." Anko said.
"I guess it won't be so bad." Naruto said.
"Don't worry, I'll come hang out with you." Kakashi said lazily.
"Great, just great. Sounds like heaven." Naruto said as he lowered his head in defeat, causing everyone to laugh.