Chapter 3.
Vox: finally got sick of Val's bull…speaking off (drags Val's unconscious body to the limo and tosses him in then walks back to the group)
Gia: well now that that's taken care of let's get back to your dress amor
Aly: (smiles) Alright colombe (dove) (starts humming)
Gia: do yall wanna come to watch?
Vox: sure…ya now Velv is good at sewing
Gia: Velv? (starts getting her fabrics and tape measures
Anthony: Velvet the social media Demoness one of the three Vs
Caius: ahh the one that threw confetti bombs at me that one time (hears Aly humming and walks over to her and starts humming with her)
Vox: yep that's the one
Gia: she sounds a lot like cherri (starts measuring alys arm) do you want long sleeves or no sleeves amor
Aly: she is like a child and lord does she love cake no sleeves please cher (ears shoot up and gasps softly and places a hand on her stomach then quickly grabs Caius's hand and places it on her baby bump)
Gia: ok just please stop wiggling my love (measures around her shoulder and marks it down)
Caius: (tilts head in confusion then eye goes wide) (quitely) blazes….Anthony, Gia come here
Gia: (turns to him) what happened
Caius: (lightly pulls Gia's hand to Aly's stomach) wait a minute
Gia: (feels a kick) oh my gods that's amazing
Anthony: (walks over and does the same) (wide-eyed) unholy hell (smiles)
Gia: good god I'm gonna cry
Aly: (silently crying) (whispers) sweet heaven above could my life be any better than this
Gia: (smiles) anywho back to the objective at hand (measures her waist then writes it down)
Aly: (stops moving and the boys move aside) alright alright (tail wagging happily)
Vox: So how far along are ya Aly?
Aly: six months
Vox: wow 3 more months till hell has one more deer demon huh
Aly: 3 more deer spider demons
Vox: (wide-eyed) holy cow ….damn Anthony way ta go
Gia: (picks out 2 fabrics and shows them to Aly) do you like dark blue or light blue amor?
Aly: light blue cher
Gia: of course (goes to her sewing machine then comes back with its cut and pins) now try not to move or you will get poked
Aly: (chuckles) alright don't move got it
Vox: so how did Lasarian take it
Aly: he's only (does air quotations) happy because it means
Charlie: (walks in) means I'm not in line for the throne my aunt and her kids are now rightfully the owner of the throne
Vox: what a minute does that mean your queen Aly?
Aly: yep
Gia: (looks at Charlie while cutting the skirt) where were you earlier we needed you
Charlie: Dad used magic to lock me in the room so I couldn't come to interfere
Gia: (rolls her eyes) of course he did
(Angelic screeching and a blue flaming explosion are seen and heard)
??: Lasarian
Lasarian: (wide-eyed) oh no (runs)
Caius: who the blazes-
??: LASARIAN GET BACK HERE SO HELP ME I WILL GET JESUS
Lasarian: NO
??: (catches Lasarian) Father forgive me for I'm about to sin (smacks Lasarian) DUMB ASS WHAT DID YOU DO NOW
Gia: waiiiit I know that voice (looks up shocked) RAQUIL STAND DOWN NOW
Raquil: (drops Lasarian) Gia? (goes over and hugs her)
Gia: (hugs him) I missed you why didn't you tell me you were coming
Raquil: I had to teach my brother a lesson and where is Allison so I can scold her
Gia: she's in my design room
Aly: (walks over) hey what was that noise….oh boy
Raquil: (looks at Aly) so it's true…. this child quite the miracle (laughs) a miracle in hell who would have thought
Gia: welp are you here just to beat your brother?
Aly: children Raquil
Raquil: no……WHAT
Gia: yep triplets
Raquil….I need to ask father a few questions but later
Aly: so hows is it up there
Raquil: mhh Cohart is still being …..difficult
Aly: (winces and sighs) sorry about that
Raquil: what do you mean you're sorry just because you fell I don't blame you for it I believe we don't know the truth we just know what Cohart wants us to hear
Gia: well he's an ass anyway so it's not like there's anything to do
Raquil: true
Caius: Anyway is anyone hungry?
Gia: always (turns to aly) you better not eat in that half-cut skirt
Aly: don't worry mon aimer (my love) I won't
Gia: good now let's eat I'm starved
Caius: shrimp effotee anyone?
Aly: Yes please….spicy?
Caius: yes mon biche (my doe) I'll make yours spicy
Anthony: (smiles) one must be a girl Ma always said spicy is for little girls and salty is for boys
Caius: (chuckles) funny that's what my maman (mother) use to say
Aly: is that so (gasps) omg dresses
Vox: how many girls ya think you'll have?
Anthony: mmm I'm willing to bet 20 bucks that there will be 2 girls and a boy
Husk: (walks in) 50 bucks all girls no doubt
Caius: 70 I agree with Husker
Raquil: (laughs) wait till Raphieal hears that you betting on the genders of your kids but I will go with Caius but I will not bet
Aly: Mmmm I agree with Anthony 90 dollars so far, how about you Gia?
Gia: (chuckles while getting a pot down) you know I don't gamble with things like that
Anthony: eh (wide-eyed) sweet lord I forgot to call pops (calls Henroin but Arackniss picks up)
Arackniss: Hello who dis
Anthony: ey Niss where's pops I nee-
Arackniss: Tony? What did pops say if ya called again mm?
Anthony: (sighs) he'd shoot me a new one listen I wouldn't be callin unless it was important
Arackniss: alright fine (gives the phone to Henrion)
Heroin: the hell did I tell you Tony cause you know damn well I got Anthony bullets so-
Anthony: pops shut up I just need to tell ya something Molls and Niss around put me on speaka
Henrion: boy don't interrupt me and why do ya want ya siblings ta hear (puts the phone on speaker)
Anthony: cause I don't wanna freakin repeat myself
Henrion: alright ya on speaker
Anthony: it's a family tradition to tell da family so pops ya gonna be a grandpa
Arackniss: WHAT
Anthony: oh fa Lasarin's sake Niss I'm gonna be a Fatha
(Henrion hangs up and everyone hears pounding on the door)
Anthony: God why Aly go hide hun
Aly: Anthony
Caius: no mon amier let's go (walks with Aly to the other room so they can both still hear what's going on)
Aly: Caius I've been in turf wars I'm fine
Caius: …..yes I still am not too thrilled about that….but you're already having back discomfort
Aly: Cia-
Caius: don't think I haven't noticed doe I want you to take it easy, in deer and spider pregnancies you are long overdue
Aly (feels a sharp pain) oh…ok that was different
Gia: this isn't something you do over the phone Anthony. We were going to have a nice dinner, have dresses and everything. You-
(Back in the main living room)
Anthony: (snorts) nice and my family don't go tagetha suga
(more banging on the door)