Rupert once heard a rumor that had spread,
About himself and the hair upon his head.
When he found the answer about,
his patience thinned out,
And now those people are dead.
A/N: Another limerick, this time starring our very own Rupert Price. According to certain sources, there's some sort of strange debate going on about whether Rupert has thin hair or not... even though he has sideburns, but I digress. I'm not completely sure how it evolved, but from what I do know (and if this is incorrect please don't hesitate to let me know), during one of Puffballs' live streams of the game, he made some nonchalant joke about Rupert and his hair. Everything spiraled from there. At first I didn't think much of it, but the more I saw this occurring on social media, the stronger the desire to do a poem regarding Rupert and what he would do if he caught wind of the debate grew. I think he'd get sick of it and would want to move on from it; I would too if I was the subject of debate.
That said, if you're someone who likes to engage in debate and is somehow involved with the whole affair, then I say kudos and rock on, but please don't be offended if this poem set you off in some way. This poem was written to express Rupert's feelings if he found out about the rumor and what he'd do about it. Limericks are based on humor and so this is not to be taken seriously, especially (and ironically) with a serious-minded person like Rupert.
With that, enjoy!