JINGLE BELL SECRETS PART I

Title Card

Fionna and BMA are setting up Christmas decorations around the house while Cake is eating cookies. They are all wearing Christmas attire

"Wooo hoooo!" Fionna yelled as she snowboarded down a giant snow hill in the the currently expanded ice kingdom. She was once again wearing the pink sweater Prince Gumball gave her before they faced the Lich Queen. Cake then snowboards down herself.

"Last one down is a bad adventurer Fionna!" Cake yelled as she was catching up.

"You're on!" Fionna replied, went up the loop and did a few tricks as she landed perfectly before reaching the bottom first.

"Show off!" Cake said as she was coming down.

"Whatever! You're just mad because you're a bad adventure!" Fionna giggled.

"Noooo!" Cake shouted in a playful manner as she stretches into a giant ball on Fionna, both laughing. But then suddenly they Fionna felt something deep inside the snow.

"Wait! I feel something! It could be treasure!" Fionna said

"Now why on earth would someone bury treasure in this spot?" Cake asked

"I don't know, why does anyone do anything?" Fionna shrugged.

"Why do they?" Cake wondered.

"Welp anyways... I'm just gonna" Fionna reaches inside the hug pile of snow and manages to grab the item and pulls it out.

"Huh, a suitcase." Cake stated

But the suitcase looked very familiar to Fionna. "Whoa, wait a second I know this case!" Fionna has a flashback and we can see her wielding her ribbon sword around. "One night, while you were away at Mo-chro's house I was practicing my swordsmanship in the woods" suddenly Ice Queen shows up in the flashback and is carrying a brief case while shouting "Evil tapes! Evil! I saw the Ice Queen doing something suspicious, so I trailed her to the dump, where she buried this case in the ground. "You're evil, tapes! Full of evil secrets! That's why I'm going to bury you where no one will ever find you... under all this used gum!" Ice Queen said, then she began covering the suitcase with the gym while giggling. "I waited for her to leave... but she played in those boogers for hours. I decided to come back later for the case... but I lost track of it." Fionna says as the flashback ends.

"Whoa, I have an idea let's have a secret screening! I'll send a message for it!" Cake proposed.

Cake is standing outside talking on the phone. "So yeah we're having a secret screening party watching, it gonna be awesome! Only me, Fionna and BMA are invited thank you goodbye!" Cake had sent that message to everyone in Aaa. "There. Now nobody will bother us." Cake said

"Cake, come on!" Fionna yelled from outside the tree house.

"Coming!" Cake said and ran inside.

"Okay, you can play this tape right BMA?" Fionna asked

"Yes Fionna, it goes inside my but!" BMA replied while turning around

"Um okay." Fionna did not want to ask any further. She inserts the tape and sits down next to Cake on the couch while BMA sits on the table.

"This is so exciting!" Cake says as the tape loads up.

Video starts and it show Ice Queen in her room. "Dear Diary" she said "Pretty good day so far. Got up bright and early and had a healthy and slimming breakfast, did fourteen minutes of cardio (and then I finally got around to)..."

"Girl, remind me what we're watching again?" Cake said.

"I guess it's the Ice Queen's diary" Fionna shrugged

"...I mean, I'm not gonna win construction worker of the year or anything, but it's a place to build up a brand new kitchen." Ice Queen continues on the tape. Gunta the sea lion walks up to the camera. "Morph" said the Sea Lion

Gunta? Gunta Get-get away from the camera, sweetie. Mama's recording her innermost thoughts. 'Member? I explained this to you?" Gunta wasn't listening. She started rubbing her belly. "Gunta?" Ice Queen said. Gunta then starts to jump up and down on the bed. "Gunta!!!!" The Ice Queen yelled.

"Morph." Gunta said then stopped jumping.

Ice Queen looked into the camera and said "Well, anyway, as you can see, I'm not wearing my—"

"Morph" Gunta cut her off

"I'm not wearing my-"

"Morph. Morph." Gunta cuts Ice Queen off again

"Sweetie, I raised my voice because you were giving me the silent treatment. You understand?" The witch said

"Morph." Gunta said. Clearly she was having none of it.

"Sweetie I do love you.." said the Ice Queen

Cake was bored out of her mind. "Can we fast forward?" she asked

"We might miss something." Fionna said

The Ice Queen sighed as she was on her bed. "There must be more to life than this..." she said. "Morph. Morph." Gunta said. "I know! You don't like when I'm contemplative. ...C-contemplative... No, con-temp-la—Let's put on a play!" said the Ice Queen.

"What?!" Cake shouted as she couldn't believe what she was seeing.

Ice Queen was now wearing a Prince Gumball wig and Gunta was wearing a wig of the Ice Queen. "Oh, Ice Queen!" she said in a very poor impression of the Prince. "You're so pretty! You take such good care of yourself! I wanna be with you!" Ice Queen said. "Morph. Morph." Gunta said and pulled off the wig. "No Gunta! The wig stays on!"

"Morph."

"Gunta I need you to wear the wig!"

"Morph."

"Gunta!"

Cake had enough. "Hey BMA pause it." BMA does so.

"Wait! There's gotta be some evil secrets in here. I wanna keep watching." said Fionna

"Okay... Well, why don't I make us some snacks? So I don't have to watch... this..." Cake said. She seriously couldn't stop cringing at the tape. She'd do anything to get out of it at this point.

"Can we sit on the floor? I feel so far away from you." BMA said.

We are now in a frosty and snowy Ice Kingdom where the Ice Queen was inside her castle. "Now hold still." she said as she tries to zap the apple on Gunta's head. Instead she zaps Gunta's face instead "Whoops! You moved!". Ice Queen sat down and grabbed her phone well anyways let's see what's been going o- huh? A message? Let's check it out!" Ice Queen clicked on the message and this is what she heard: "So yeah we're having a secret screening party watching, it gonna be awesome! Only me, Fionna and BMA are invited thank you goodbye!" Ice Queen was so exited she had forgotten about that last part. "Oooooh Secret tapes! I wanna watch!" Ice Queen quickly flew out the window. "I'll catch you later Gunta!" She yelled as she flew out.

Back at the Treehouse Fionna and Cake are sitting on the floor watching another tape with a whole bunch of bowls of snacks spread acrossj the floor. This tape shows Ice King throwing a party in the castle with a bunch of her sea lions. One of them walk off "Gunta no! Gunta..." another sea lion reacts to the name. "Dance pa-" that sea lion walks away "Gunta! Dance party!" She yells and the sea lions walks back over and they start dancing.

Cake grabs a snack and Fionna tries to grab one but can't reach so Cake stretches her arm to get it for her. "Thanks Gunta" Fionna joked

"You're Gunta" Cake replied as they chuckled

"Oh fine who needs you!" Ice Queen yelled. The second sea lion left the party but before she did she made a huge mess and trashed everything. "Morph." The sea lion said which clearly translated into back talk. "Now don't you back sass me young lady!" Ice Queen said.

While this argument was going on Cake looked over at Fionna and says "I can't take this anymore!"

"Just be patient Cake, there's probably some evil tapes coming up." Fionna assured her sister. But just then, there was knocking on the door. "Oh snap. Someone wants to see the secret tapes."

"Aw what? But I was so clear in that message!" Cake said

"Well let's just see who it is. Maybe it's just pizza." BMA said

"I hope so, let's go check it out." Fionna and BMA then started running for the window until Cake stoped them.

"Wait! Wait!" Cake said

"What?" The human teen and computer said simultaneously

"Y'all are checking too loud. Be quiet. Like Ninja or a Kunoichi."

"Oh, you're right" Fionna whispered. "More quietly" she said to BMA who then turned down it's volume.

"Alright let's go." Fionna said and the three of them tip toed all the way to the window and see Ice Queen is knocking on the door.

"Ugh Ice Queen again? Don't she got anything better do?" Cake said with annoyance.

"Hey pal gals! It's me your bestie Ice Queen! Can I come in and watch the secret tapes with you? I brought gifts!" Ice Queen held a basket of broken bottles then looks up.

"Duck!" Fionna said as they all ducked and crouched underneath the window. "Okay. If we're quiet long enough, Ice Queen will think no one's home and go away." The teenager said.

Ice Queen continued banging on the door, until she somewhat read the room. "I guess no one's home. I'll come back later." She says and starts walking away. The heroines sigh in relief as they finally get what they wanted. "Finally that old Hag is g-" suddenly BMA's alarm goes off and it's very loud! Ice Queen hears it and turns around. "Huh? Hey that sounds like BMA!" She starts knocking on the door again.

"My alarm says it's time for Fionna's brownies, Fionna get in the kitchen."

"No just your snooze button!" says Fionna.

"I cannot self-snooze. It's against my programming." BMA stated.

"Well then tell me how to do it!"

"Press and hold" Fionna and Cake do so. "Then, press the button on top of my head" they press it and it makes a little car off sound. "I'm sorry, we can still make some brownies." BMA says as they help her up. However, Ice Queen is still banging on the door.

"She must know we're watching her tapes. We gotta find her evil secrets faster."

They continue to watch more tapes and this time the Ice Queen (on the tape) was crying away. "Oh diary thank you for listening to me!" She cried.

Fionna rolled her eyes "fast forward BMA"

Slowed down, the tape says: "Y'know, diary, I've been meaning to tell you something insanely private...I'm seriously, I...I...love...to...GRRRR! Fill my bathtub full of orange juice and sit in it like I'm a magic angel! There, I said it. My, the orange juice is full of pulp. But when I poke my little toes up from the orange juice, it startles me, but I giggle! I giggle, diary. I get cold toes, but I giggle! And then I fall asleep, and the orange juice curdles and I get all stinky and sticky. Disgusting, diary, I'm disgusting! I'm disgusting...I'm disgusting and I smell like old orange juice! Okay, so anyway, back to the Turtle Prince."

Fionna rolled her eyes again. "Play, BMA"

"So there we are..." Ice Queen went on. "Turtle Prince is frozen and in my little ice wheelbarrow, and there was... magic in the air. We were both feeling it. [giggles] But before I could leave the library, Fionna and Cake show up!" Ice Queen went on. "You know how Cake is. Stretch this, stretch that, bah! She knocks off my crown and then Fionna bonks me on the cheek!Still hurts, too." She says as she holds her cheek. "The worst part is Turtle Prince took away my library card! [Sighs] You know, dear diary, I'm starting to worry that all these entries sound exactly the same, and that my life is just me running in place on some... giant hamster wheel."

Cake sighed and rolled her eyes "fast forward BMA"

Slowed down, the tape says: "This reminds me of the time that I got stuck in my bathroom. There was this mouse- don't ask. Anyway, long story short, imagine me crouched down on the kitchen floor. Gunta got caught in the toilet paper! I'm like, 'hey guys, you want the yarn or the medicine?' and the toilet paper's like, 'pop!'" Workout music begins playing and the Ice King continues to speak in the background as Fionna and Cake talk over it.

"I'm gonna take nap. I can't stand this girl." Cake said

"No! These tapes are important! We just don't know why yet. BMA, fast-forward to triple speed!" Fionna said

BMA does so. On the tape, Ice Queen is applying make up on her face. "BMA play normal speed." Said Fionna

"Okay, that's nice, yeah" Ice Queen said

"Maybe she's talking in secret code?" Cake suggested

"Telling evil secrets in evil code...she's brilliant!" Said Fionna

"So, how do we decode the secrets?"

BMA ejected the tape. "Why don't we call others for help?" She proposed

"Good idea BMA!"

"So who do we call?" Cake asked

"The smartest person we know! Prince Gumball." Fionna blushed at the thought of the Prince. "He's brilliant" Fionna sighed. While Fionna is calling Prince Gumball Ice Queen starts climbing to the second story window laughing deviously. "Hey Prince Gumball"

"Hello Fionna" said PG

"Cake and I found a bunch of secret tapes! We were wondering if you'd help us decode them."

"Codes?"

"Yeah, they're really stupid, but, y'know... Maybe they're encoded or whateva." Cake said after taking the phone.

"Well you called the right person. I know a lot about codes. Let's start with—" just then the line cuts off.

"Aw what?" Fionna said and then re dialed. "Hey Prince, we got disconnected"

"Hello Fionna!" [chuckles] said an pleasant voice impersonating the Prince.

"Hey uhh yeah you sound weird." The duo said simultaneously

"Must be a bad connection. That's why we were disconnected earlier on the telephone." The weird sounding voice said

BMA took a look outside and saw a worrying sight. "Ice Queen is on the phone outside!" She yelled. The duo ran to the window and Fionna put two and two together.

"So... how's the weather in Candy Kingdom?" Fionna asked

"Oh, the usual. There's ice everywhere and it smells like sea lions!" Ice Queen said while still imitating Gumball.

"The only thing that smells like sea lions is you Ice Queen!"

Ice Queen gasped. "How did you-"

"What are you doing?" Fionna demanded

"I wanna watch secret tapes with you guys. It'll be nice."

"No way, get lost!" Fionna hissed and then she hung up before Ice Queen could respond.

"She doesn't know that we're watching her tapes. We gotta find these evil secrets before she uses them against us!" Fionna said to Cake and BMA.

Ice Queen had enough! She did everything she could to reason with them. "Oh... Fine. No more nice." She said "NOW YOU GET ICE!!" She flies up and activates her ice magic. "Try watching those tapes with FROZEN EYEBALLS!" She let's out an evil laugh as she sprays snow on the tree house. Cake let's out a high pitched scream...

Trivia/Episode connections

This episode is a two-part Holiday special

This is the second pair of episodes that are considered to be two parts of the same storyline. The first pair was "Lethal Vice" and "Lethal Return"

This is the first episode in which it is implied that the Ice Queen had met BMA

A skull that resembles the Lich Queen is mounted on the wall when Fionna, Cake, and BMA go look out the window

Fionna said that one night while Cake was away at Mo-chro's house he was dancing in the woods but Fionna was in the woods during the day.

Fionna's statement in "Too Young" that she does not bathe is once again contradicted when BMA's alarm clock goes off, saying it is Finn's bath time.

In the Ice Queen's Sea Lion Dance Party Video, there are triangles attached to two strings with letters on them, spelling the words "Happy Birthday," indicating that she recorded it during her birthday.