The Leprechaun was no magic creature -
He was a crook, one with a Toppat brand and feature.
Yet he embraces the title,
Dressing in green, obtaining riches and stealing things vital -
Maybe there is some magic to his procedure!
A/N: In light of St. Patrick's Day, I actually forgot about this guy. Oops! But here's a piece with him now. Enjoy this silly limerick!