Warning: Language and Lemons!


/Blah/ Naruto talking to Kyuubi through their mind link.

/Blah/ Kyuubi talking to Naruto through their mind link.

Japanese terms:

Jiichan- grandfather

Nani- what?

Dobe- dead last

Baka- idiot/stupid

Teme-bastard


In total silence, Fugaku and Mikoto Uchiha sat at their impeccably clean dining room table sipping their freshly brewed tea when they heard the commotion outside.

Mikoto glanced over at her husband who appeared oblivious to it all. He sipped his tea his mood gloomy just like his son's. At first, they thought the noises were something else.

"Kyaa, what was that!" She exclaimed this time no one could ignore the commotion going on outside now, they all rushed to the front of the house just in time to hear Sakura call Naruto a hoe-bag.

"You're preg-ow!" In her panic, Sakura started hitting him.

"Shut up, shut up, shut up," now she was crying.

"You ruined everything!" She started sobbing even harder, whilst Naruto took refuge behind his husband, and with bloodshot eyes, she dropped to her knees. "It was supposed to be me!" And also judging by his lack of attire she was too late.

Sasuke who remained quiet the entire time decided to speak, "it was never you!" His words were cold, so cold they seemed to cut right through the night air like a jagged piece of ice. He was tired of people staking their claim on him like he was some prize golden cow.

He was tired of her and Ino always gawking and fawning over him like he was the only man in the world they annoyed him to no end. Instead of keeping quiet, however, he decided to lay all his anger and frustration out on her. At the moment she was his mother, his brother, Rin, and lastly Naruto!

"It will never be you. You are not even a second thought in my mind. Now leave before you make yourself look even more pathetic. You damn fool." His crimson-colored orbs bore right through her. He had activated his Sharingan, but instead of saying another word, his upper lip was hooked in disgust as he turned away from her.

Her bottom lip trembled as Ino helped her to her feet. "C'mon," slowly they walked off the Uchiha's estate Sakura looking dazed and confused.

Sasuke said nothing more as he stormed back into his family home, brushing by his parents who were curiously hovering in the doorway. They followed suit all of them leaving Naruto outside with hardly anything on.

Well, this isn't how I expected things to wind up, but who the fuck cares. He smiled locking both tan digits behind the nape of his neck. Does this mean he was off the hook? Heh, looks like no grandbabies tonight, he mused. He was ready to sneak away maybe chase after Sakura to see if she was okay.

Even Naruto felt sorry for Sakura-chan she didn't deserve that she was pregnant! His head was swirling how? When? and who was the father? Why did she cause such a scene on the Uchiha estate what was happening? Was Sasuke the-

"Ah-ah-ah," he frozen. His mother-in-law had sneaked up on him he didn't even hear her. "You're coming with me."

She threw a sheet over his shoulders locking arms with him and dragging him back inside. Her persistence was something to admire if it wasn't detrimental to his health. He was shoved none too gracefully into Sasuke's bedroom.

"Byeeee." She said in a sing-song voice before shutting his bedroom door.


Sasuke was sitting on the edge of his futon his eyes snapping up at the blond. He fought hard not to roll his eyes. When his mother enthusiastically shoved the blonde into his bedroom.

Here was another problem. He was married. The blond tried to look defiant but, on his approach, he tripped but swiftly tried to play it off into an awkward walk.

That had broken through Sasuke's barrier causing the raven to snort at the blond but then it turned into a light chuckle and when he realized the blond was still walking like a blundering fool, he started to laugh. He continued to laugh he couldn't stop.

Had he finally snapped? When he locked eyes with the confused blond, he laughed even harder. Naruto chuckled awkwardly unsure of what to do.

The raven-haired Shinobi had wrapped his arms around his stomach in a solid embrace.

"Oi, you alright..." Naruto looked unnerved. Shit, he should be, he'd never seen Sasuke laugh, not even crack a smile if anything he and Sakura were always greeted with annoyance.

Even Sakura-chan who was right up there with Sasuke in the top tier of the chunin exams alongside him and was even criticized by him.

In spite of Naruto's refusal to admit it, Sasuke had a pleasant smile. Without warning, the events of the night, the wedding, and the fighting had taken their toll on the blonde as he stood stiff and tense.

"I don't bite dope." He grumbled.

Well, that didn't last long Sasuke was back to his charming ol' self. The blonde sighed.

"If this is going to happen all I asked is that you don't boast about it, no critiquing notta word..." It was hard enough given the information. Now he had to submit? There would be no next time.

At this point, he wanted it over and done with, like an annoying chore or task that had been put off for far too long. His blue orbs gleamed with unshed tears.

/That is what they all say/

/Trust me jiichan. There will be no next time. I guaran-fucking-tee it / He said in the back of his head. How could there be?

All Sasuke did was complained constantly. He was about as fun as watching paint dry. Sasuke was in the top tier in their chunin exams, and still, that wasn't enough he was always training and studying like his life depended on it.

Naruto believed he was a damn sociopath or not of this world. And here they were in small quarters expected to have sex. Maybe that was the joke?

The raven was about to retort but seeing the blond looking so miserable gave him pause, was he all that awful? Without a word said Naruto answered his question as he started to shed tears. He tried wiping them away quickly turning his head but Sasuke had seen.

"Well, what are you waiting for." He sniffled regaining his composure. He made his way on the futon crawling on fours until he was in the center before laying on his back. Sasuke kept his back to him as he started to remove his jacket and shirt once he was naked as the day he was born his jaw clenched as he hovered over the blond who refuse to meet his gaze his head remaining turned to the side. His eyes focus on a particular spot in the draft bedroom.

"No, focus on me or we are not doing this."

"Why?" Blue orbs snapped up at him. "... This is hard enough already," His pale cheeks tinted a soft pink. This was new ground for him. He was the guy who prepared for everything and now he was afraid of failure in a sense.


The next morning Sasuke was unable to sleep. He stayed up the entire night overthinking everything. From forehead bumps to skin pinches, it was all so awkward.

However; as soon as the blond spread his legs attentively watching the raven's reaction while he did that, and thus giving Sasuke a look that made his upper arms quiver a little bit. As heat pooled down his chest and straight to his pelvis region.

He was ambushed by it all from the blond gnaw on his lower lip almost teasingly and the way those deep-bright blues focused on nobody else but him.

Somewhere between all the hustle and bustle, Sasuke winded up lying on his back with the blond on top straddling his lap.

Gingerly tan digits had grasped his manhood leaning forward he guided the raven's helmet shape tip through that tight ring of muscle nestled right between those beige cheeks. Sasuke felt like a loser surprisingly Naruto had taken charge.

In the past, he didn't pay attention to Naruto's whisker cheeks, but as his face approached Sasuke's, he pressed his forehead against his own; it was the most intimate moment of his life. As Naruto asked for some kind of lubricant, he felt the spell broken; however, he felt flutters in his stomach and an ache in his chest that was difficult to explain. After what seemed like a million years of waiting, Naruto rode his shaft that night.

Embarrassed he draped an arm over his face. He didn't know something like that could make him feel that way. He felt his heart picking up speed as he started to break out in a cold sweat.

Surprisingly, he was the nosy one! It was the blond who was smug and in charge this time.

"Oi, be quiet do you want the entire damn house to hear." He snapped through gritted teeth.

His mind kept drifting back to that night. Even as the blond came to join them in the dining room causing Sasuke to choke on his drink why was Naruto wearing his clothes?

The blond had bowed at both his parents before saying something inappropriate causing Sasuke to spit his drink out. The blond smirked in triumph. His dark depths watched as the blond slurped down his Ichiraku ramen that his mom had prepared for them.

He watched that mouth keenly the same mouth that irked him to his very core but now he found himself unable to look away. Naruto's Adam's Apple danced as the blonde ate his bowl, the broth cascading down his chin almost seductively. He would have been grossed out by the way his spouse ate, and yet instead, he was disarmed by it all.

He watched as those blue pools rolled in the back of his skull with each gulp yes, the same way they did that night. He had snapped his chopsticks in half. Why couldn't he stop his mind from going back to that night? Surprisingly, Naruto's thighs were smooth and soft opposite to his outward appearance he could still feel the warmth on his palm as he glanced at the broken chopsticks in his dominant hand.

Once Naruto was done with his meal, he set his bowl down shooting the raven with a look that was a cross between what the hell are you looking at and bewilderment.

Damn, he didn't realize he was staring the entire time.


Naruto was not only annoyed but impatient. Ultimately, he wanted it to end. In response, he rolled his eyes, spread his thighs, and tilted his hips as he observed the raven struggling with his next move. This elicited a reaction that threw him for a loop. Was Sasuke blushing? After a couple of failed attempts at missionary, the blonde decided to take control.

He shoved the raven on his back straddling him with his thighs this position seemed easier. He curled his fingers over Sasuke's semi-hard member and pushed it right through that flush ring of muscle nestled between his two cheeks, it hurt and was beginning to burn... a lot! His body was trying to reject the foreign object also!

They both remained there neither one moved. Their eyes locked. Subconsciously Naruto leaned down until the crown of their foreheads touched. His deep blue pools broke eye contact to survey the room for something. The burning was becoming unbearable.

"Oi, do you have any lubricant?" He needed something anything the stinging was becoming too much and that was just the tip inside.

"The nightstand by the bed... Check the drawer." Sasuke griped. His breathing was almost labored.

That was right they could use the salve Sasuke's mother used for his burns. Slowly he climbed off grabbing the salve scooping some with his index finger and placing it on his bottom. He even rubbed the excess on the raven's shaft and head gaining a couple of grunts.

Before sliding his shaft back inside of him. There he remained still as a statue letting his body adjust to his size, Naruto had never had anything go inside there before and he could see why, it was painful.

They remained completely still to the point they could hear each other breaths. After what felt like a millennium, he was ready. He started to move slowly at first. He felt almost a sense of fascination seeing the table turn and the raven so vulnerable beneath him submitting to his body and gawds it felt so good his back arched as he ground on the raven's lap and wood.

He started to pick up speed it was good, but it was also hard to keep that feeling going. Sasuke had a nice size member but with no help on Sasuke's part, it was hard to reach his climax. At some point, Sasuke had slung an arm over his head hiding his face from the blonde's view.

The raven was trying so hard to stay quiet but at one point pushed up between Naruto's legs slipping deeper inside his moans growing with intensity. Naruto felt a hand gripping his outer thigh. He needed him to quiet down.

"Oi, be quiet do you want the entire damn house to hear."

Sasuke had thrown his head back his hand tightening on the blonde's thigh. The blonde felt Sasuke's member pulsate and twitch before ejaculating inside of him.

Ha, I win. He inwardly grinned waiting for his partner's member to go soft before sliding it out of him and climbing off. He plopped on his back staring at the ceiling a smirk tugging at the corner of his lips. That night he taught Sasuke a few things.


Nothing like sex to complicate things. I love how Naruto referred to it as a chore and then morphed it into a game, and Sasuke well... Sasuke has a lot of reflecting to do... lol bruh.