So this was requested of me some time ago and I have finally gotten around to doing something with it. It's short, sweet, and the exact opposite of him.
*Deadpool
She had no idea where he came from or even how he found her but she did know that every time she saw him he was injured and most were self-inflicted. He always of popping in when least expected, then he would get healed, steal her food, hopelessly flirt, make a mess of her downtown apartment then leave.
What started out as him coming by once a month slowly turned into three to four times a week. It got to the point where she would worry and miss him if he hadn't shown up in two or three days. But he would always come back with a few new pick-up lines and comments about how he couldn't stay away as long as she kept his favorite chimichangas in the freezer.
They had formed a bond over late night healings, fried foods, and stories about their adventures. She didn't even realize how close they had become until she told him about her past and he traded it with stories of his own. Now whenever he wasn't out saving/terrorizing the city, or the Avengers, and she wasn't at work they were inseparable. It threw a lot of other superheroes for a loop when they found out, Spiderman actually asked her how and why it happened, but it was clear they were happy with how things were so no one asked more. All just gave the couple enough space and let them continue as they were without too much thought about them.
Although most were just grateful with Deadpool being distracted and no longer stealing their stuff or picking fights. It turned out to be a win win for everyone and that's all anyone could ask for.
And there you have it.
Feel free to tell me what you think and don't forget R&R.
TTYL J