Flapping Of Wings
Summary: Random bonus scenes from It Takes Two Wings To Fly, mostly from the moment Eren and Levi reunited onward. Fluff, fun, slight non graphic smut, occasional angst, short. Not in chronological order.
3. Uncomfortable Questions
"... So did you have to watch your parents do the deed?"
Eren groaned, flushing as red as a tomato. "Can we please not?"
"I mean, you had to make sure they actually do it, right? Otherwise you wouldn't be born. So you definitely had to watch to make sure it happens."
"Captain, please!"
"Did you watch the other Shifters, too? Did you at least learn something from them, because I know for a fact that you are still a virgin. Or were, before you ran off to Marley, but I doubt you got much action there. And you probably still are since you've been avoiding humans for years."
"Can we change the subject?"
"You're not denying it, so you must have-"
"Lalalala, I can't hear you!" Eren shouted with his hands over his ears as he rushed out of their room, nearly running poor Luka over, who looked so confused.
"Uhm, what's with Mr Eren, Mr Levi?" The kid asked and Levi snorted, a smug smirk occupying his lips.
"He forgot what it's like to answer uncomfortable questions," he replied casually but Luka could see a wicked gleam in those silver-blue eyes. 'That's for Hange, shitty brat.' It was petty but petty revenge always felt so good. "Never mind that, did you need anything?" He asked with a cocked eyebrow at the youth, who flushed under his full attention, which reminded him a bit too much of a certain shitty brat when he was fifteen.
"Uhm, I was wondering if you would consider teaching me how to use your equipment?"
Levi thought about it before shrugging. "Maybe one day, kid."
Luka seemed rather satisfied with that.