Party With A Pony

Today Marcia and Star were in the kitchen while Marcia decided to introduce Star to some of her fabulous cooking.

"All right, Star...Feast your eyes on this!" Marcia said

Marcia reveals a plateful of hot, cheesy nachos, just out of the oven.

"Marcia's Super Awesome Nachos!"

Star claps excitedly and picks up a nacho, "Triangle food!"

The two are interrupted by a knock at the door which Marcia goes to answers, with the plate of nachos still in her hands.

She opens the door but sees no one there, "No one's there." Marcia looks back and forth but then looks forward.

"Yo, what up, home fries?"

Marcia screams and topples over spilling the nachos on herself.

"Oh, my gosh!" Star yelled, "Flying Princess Pony Head!"

"Oh, hello, "B-Fly"!" Pony Head said

Star hugs Pony Head and giggles.

"Girl, we're going out tonight! Are you ready to make some ba-a-ad choices?" Pony Head said

"Let me just wake up Marcia," Star said pointing down at Marcia.

"Oh, that is not a dead person?" Pony Head said

"Not... dead...just cheesy," Marcia said sitting up.

"Pony Head, meet my best friend Marcia Diaz," Star said

"Your best friend?" Pony Head said.

You could hear the hurt in her voice.

"Huh? Oh, no-no-no! On Earth! You're my best friend on Mewni. Marcia, this is the pony I've been telling you about," Star said

Pony Head snorts and gets real close to Marcia's face, "I hate your face. Plus you're-" Pony Head looks closely at

Marcia, "You're not ugly but I still hate your face. Haha Just kidding. That's a joke. Tick-tock, girl. Let's paaartaaay!"

"Yeah, Marcia! Let's paaartaaay!" Star said

"Oooooo what kind of party?" Marcia asked scraping off some cheese.

Star smiles happy that Marcia was on board.

"My two besties are gonna be besties!" Star said bringing the two in a hug.

"Sweet! Let's go!" Pony Head said

Pony Head sticks her tongue out and reveals a pair of dimensional scissors sitting on her tongue.

Star gasped. "Dimensional scissors?! Aah! Jealous!"

Pony Head cuts open a portal, which amazed Marcia since she had no fingers or hands.

"Whoa, we're going to another dimension!" Marcia said surprised.

"Come on!" Star yelled pulling her into the portal with her.

Star pulls Marcia through the portal.

Star, Pony Head, and Marcia laugh as they fall out of the portal and land on a cloud. Star and Pony Head land normally, but Marica lands face first into the clouds. Marcia pulls her head out and looks around.

"Woah," Marcia said, "Where are we?"

"The Bounce Lounge. My favorite place to chill. Just stay away from the edge," Star said

"Huh? Ahhh!" Marcia yelled

Marcia was too busy looking around she almost stepped off the side of the Bounce Lounge.

Star pulls her away from the edge and toward a photo booth.

"Marcia! Photo booth, photo booth! Come on! Heheh!" Star said

Star shoves Pony Head and Marcia into the booth with a happy smile. She pops up between them in the booth, and they take several photos.

"Whoo! Now... just you two! A souvenir from the night my besties became besties. Yay," Star said before leaving the photo booth.

As soon as Star leaves the booth, Pony Head glares at Marcia.

"Listen. We are not gonna be besties. We are not even gonna be second-besties," Pony Head said

The booth takes a photo of Marcia and Pony Head smiling, and a caption reads 'Super Kawaii'.

"Second-besties? That's not even a thing!" Marcia said

"Ohhhh! You wanna make this a thing?" Pony Head said

"Oh I think I do," Marcia said getting in Pony Head's face.

The booth takes another photo of Marcia and Pony Head smiling, and captions read "LET'S ENJOY, HAY GURL!", and "PARTY LIFE".

"Look here, Earth Turd. This night is really important to me. You mess that up, and you're gonna get the horn!" Pony Head said pointing her horn at Marcia.

"How can someone so cute and sparkly be so mean?" Marcia asked

"Ah you think I'm cute," Pony Head said

"Tot's girl," Marcia said

The two girls laugh together for a second before they go back to glaring at each other.

"But seriously you're gonna get the horn. Got it?! Good. Real good. Later!" Pony Head said before leaving.

Pony Head exits the booth, leaving a glaring Marcia who crosses her arms. The booth takes a photo of Marcia's sassy face, and a caption reads "OH NO SHE DIDN'T!".
Marcia leaves the booth and sees Star and Pony Head on the dance floor.

"Oh, no one gets away with threatening Marcia Diaz," Marcia said before going over to Star, "Psst! Star, I need to talk to yooouuu!"

Marcia didn't get to finish her sentence because she was pushed over the edge by Pony Head. Marcia screams out grabbing onto the edge of the clouds.
A skeleton below sitting on a bed of spikes chants fall. Marcia screams and does her best to try and pull herself up but can't seem to get a good grip.
Star spots Marica and runs over to her taking her hands and pulls Marcia backup.

"Marcia, be careful," Star said

"Pony Head just tried to shove me off this cloud!" Marcia screamed

"Ohhhh, noooo. She just gets a little wild when she dances," Star said and pointed over to Pony Head.

Pony Head was dancing with an elf boy and she was getting pretty rough.

"Oh, yes! Oh, you like that! You know you do! You love it!" Pony Head shouted as she basically threw around her dance partner.

"Well, she also threatened to skewer me in the photo booth and Marica Diaz does not take threats lightly!" Marcia shouted

"Marcia calm down, Pony Head can be possessive. Yoo two just need a little more bonding. Pony Head! Let's go to the Amethyst Arcade. Marcia will have more fun there," Star said

"No! Way! Girl! I'm! Getting! My! Dance! On!" Pony Head said

She turned around to go back to dancing but then a portal opened up and three men stepped out. Pony Head immediately gasped and got a scared look, she flew over to Star and Marcia taking out the dimensional scissors.

"Yes, you are right, Star. He will like the arcade better. Let's go!" Pony Head said quickly opening the portal. She quickly flies thru the portal.

"She's warming up to you," Star said in a sing-song voice.

Marcia just huffs and crosses her arms as Star pushes her through the portal.

As soon as Marcia steps through the portal her eyes grow wide in amazement.

"Holy pixels!" Marcia said, "So many video games!"

"Yes, I knew you would like it here. This place is full of squares," Pony Head said
The Squares hearing that all groan.

"Like I'm a square," Marica said

"Look. Lance Lance Revolution. That's perfect! You guys, go play!" Star said pulling her friends over.

Marcia and Pony Head glare at each other as their pulled over to the game. The two step up to the game and grab the lances.
A 16-bit fighting game versus screen shows Pony Head and Marcia ready to play.

"Earth Turd!"

"Hey!" Marcia said as Pony Head giggled.

"Vs. Pony Jerk!"

"Hey!" Pony Head said this with Marcia giggling.

"Round 1! Joust!"

Marcia and Pony Head immediately start fighting on the game looks of determination on both of their faces.

"You're going down, downer!" Pony Head said

"Oh, yeah?! Well, your mother's a horse!" Marica said. As soon as the words leave her mouth she groans knowing it was a terrible comeback.

"Uh, okay, and your point would be?" Pony Head questioned

"Yeah it was bad one, it left my mouth before I could reel it back," Marica said

The two girls pause playing and giggle with each other for a few seconds but then immediately go back to fighting on the game.

"Aw, look at you two getting along," Star said

Star puts her hands on Marcia and Pony Head's backs trying to give them a happy pat but pulls her hands back with a grossed out face seeing her hands covered in sweat.

"Ewww. Oh! I'll go get us some nice cold icicles to put on your disgusting sweaty back," Star said before walking away.

Marica and Pony Head grunt in acknowledgment but keep their eyes on the game.

"Hey, you. Square. Have you seen this head?"

Pony Head stops playing as soon as she hears the heavy male voice. This gives Marcia the perfect opportunity to attack.

"You win!"

"Hah! What now Pony Jerk? I won! Who's the earth turd now!" Marcia said

"Still you!" Pony Head yelled as she flew away.

Marcia just rolls her eyes and was about to leave the game when she's stopped by one of the square guys.

"Uh, I think I'm next. But with less abusive trash talk, please," The Square said

"Whatever," Marcia said preparing for a new game.

Marcia had easily beat any square that went up against her.

"Hah! Another win for me! Did you see that, Star? Pointy Head?...Star?...Pointy Head?" Marcia said looking around.

She narrows her eyes and looks around.

"Did they ditch me?" Marcia said walking around the arcade, "Oh I am not happy."

As soon as Marcia said that she was surrounded by three large men making here groan.

"Now I'm really not happy," Marcia said

Before Marcia could even move she was grabbed by two of the men and tied up to a chair. The young teen struggled against the binding growling the whole time. The men kept questioning her but she refused to answer as she tried to release her arms.

"Okay looks like we're gonna have to try more drastic measures," The shortest man said

The man pulls out a lamp and shines it in Marcia's face.

"For the last time...where is she?!"

"I'm telling you! I don't know! And even if I didn't I could tell you!" Marcia cried out.

"Not talking, eh? What if I do... this?!" The man yelled flicking the light on and off quickly

"Stop! That's really annoying!" Marcia shouted struggling more in her seat.

As Marcia struggled more in her seat a portal opened a few feet away and out popped Star and Pony Head.

"There she is," Star saw Marcia tied up and gasped pulling out her wand "Crystal Dagger—!"

"Wait, B-Fly! It's too dangerous, girl!...Hold out your hand," Pony Head said

She stuck her tongue out and dropped the dimensional scissors in Star's hands.
Star holds out her hand, and Pony Head gives her the dimensional scissors.

"Your dimensional scissors?" Star questioned

"I won't need 'em where I'm going," Pony Head said

"But, Pony Head...!" Star didn't get to finish her sentence as Pony Head flew over to Marcia and the men.

"Oh, hey, creeps!" Pony Head shouted catching their attention.

The men all turned to look at Pony Head.

"I heard you're looking to ride with a pony! So come and get me!" Pony Head shouted

The three men growl shout chasing after Pony Head. Pony Head neighs and laughs flying around.

"Whoo! Out of the way, squares!" Pony Head laughed out knocking into a group of squares.

"Aah!"

The squares all fall to the floor in a Tetris-like sequence creating a wall which the three men all barrel through.

While this was happening Marcia was trying her best to get free and after some more struggling, she was able to free one of her who's trying to free himself from the ropes. He frees one of his arms.

"Hah!" Marcia shouted in victory.

"Stand back, Marcia!" Star shouted running over with her wand. Star pointed her wand at

Marcia and it started to glow making the brown-haired girl freak out.

"No! It's okay! My hand is free—!" Marcia shouted

"Shiny Emerald Snake Strike!"

In a flash of light, the ropes around Maria turn into snakes making a blank look appear on her face as a snake wiggled in her mouth.

"Bleh!" Marcia said spitting out a snake.

"Marcia, stop playing around!" Star said grabbing her friend.

Star pulls Marcia with her as the two girls chase after Pony Head.

Pony Head uses her unicorn horn to blast several arcade machines, making clouds of dust and scaring all the square nerds.

"Whoo-hoo! I feel so alive!" Pony Head shouted. She flew around, but her path was blocked by the three man "Whoa!"

One of the men tries to grab Pony Head and she nearly gets caught by the masked man. She blasts hanging stalactites with her magic, and they fall onto the masked men.

"Hahaha!" Pony Head laughed. She turned to fly away fast but she doesn't look at where she's going and slams right into a wall and falls to the ground.

The masked men get free from the stalactites and approach her. Before the men could grab her Star and Marcia jump in front of Pony Head to protecting her.

"Back off, creeps!" Star yelled

"Don't worry, Pony Head! We've got your back...of your head," Marcia said

Pony Head smiles at the words and gets up ready to fight too.

"Time to give it up, cupcake," An echoing booming voice said.

"Is that...King Pony Head?" Star questioned

A large horse head with blue main appears behind the masked men.

"Uhhhh…" Marica said not knowing what was going on.

"Hello, Daddy," Pony Head said

"Hello, princess," King Pony Head said

"What is he doing here?" Star whispered

"No clue," Marcia whispered back.

"Oh, B-Fly, it's the end of the line for me. But at least I got in one last night of fun with you, girl," Pony Head said

"One last night? Before what?" Star questioned

"Before this! I'm going to St. O's!" Pony Head said with tears in her eyes.

Star gasped dramatically, "Not St. Olga's Reform School for Wayward Princesses?!"

For some reason, Marcia heard thunder and then a loud scream.

"Oh, it's true. I did it to myself. I'm headed to the slammer," Pony Head said

"It's reform school, cupcake, not jail. Although admittedly it is a lot like jail," King Pony Head said

"Oh, Pony Head! You knew you'd get sent to St. Olga's, but you still came back to save Marcia," Star said

"Oh, well, you know... It's hard to say it, but she is your other bestie. Okay, I said it," Pony Head said

"Ohhhh...Come here!" Star said wrapping Pony Head in a hug.

"Hugs!"

Star grabs Marcia and brings her into the hug.

"All right, princess. Time to go."

The masked men pull out a muzzle and put it on Pony Head and start to drag her away.

"Bye, Pony! I'm gonna miss you!" Star said

"Hey, Pony Head?" Marcia said

Pony Head stops to look back at Marcia.

"Good luck in princess jail," Marcia said

"Aw. Thanks, Earth Tu-I mean, thank you, Marcia. But don't worry about me! No jail can hold onto me for long! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" Pony Head shouted as she was dragged through a portal.

King Pony Head sighed. "Kids...You have 'em, and then you...wish they weren't around."

He turned disappearing back into the portal.

"Yay! My besties are besties!" Star said

"Yeah...she's not too bad but I wouldn't go that far. Hey! We're stuck in another dimension!" Marcia said

"Oh, no, we're not. Bleh!" Star said revealing Pony Head's dimensional scissors.

"Whoa!" Marcia said amazed.

"Now we can go anywhere we want. Anywhere in the entire universe," Star said

"Wow, anywhere," Marica said. She got a thoughtful look on her face, "I know the perfect place to go right now."

Marcia and Star returned home and we're sitting on the couch watching TV and eating nachos.