Mewberty
Classes had just been let out at Echo Creek Academy, all but one student filed out of a classroom. Oskar sat outside sitting on the hood of his car playing music.
"Mom, don't tell me what to do
I don't have to listen to you
I don't have to follow your rules
I'm gonna live in my car at the school, hey, hey!" Oskar sung
He lifted up his keytar and played it with his tongue.
"Ugh! That so cannot be hygienic," Marcia said, "Star! Time to go. You got some paint or something," She points at her forehead, "Right here."
Star lifts up her bangs and reveals a purple heart in the middle of her forehead. She reaches up and peels the purple heart off.
"Marcia, this is not paint," Star said in a scared tone.
"Well, looks like you got another heart," Marcia said
"Quiet, Marcia. This is serious! I think I'm going through...mewberty," Star said in an ominous tone.
Numerous purple hearts start to appear over Star's face. Star pulls her hair over her face.
"Weeellll, oookaaay. Uh, mewberty. That's nothing to be afraid of. We have a similar thing here on Earth," Marcia said
"Don't confuse this with your Earth things, Marcia! I'm from Mewni!," Star grabs onto Marcia, "This is gonna get really weird. You gotta keep me away from boys!"
Marcia lets out a nervous chuckle, "When you say things are going to get weird, do you mean typical-Star weird or, like, destroy-the-school weird?"
"Destroy-the-school," Star said
"That's what I was worried about. Let's hurry and get you home," Marcia said leaving the classroom.
As the two walk down the hallway Star nervously looks around hunched over, "Oh-no-oh-no-oh-no. Okay, here comes a boy. You got this. You got this. Avert your eyes. Avert your eyes," Star gasp as more hearts appear on her face, "Marcia, I don't think this is such a good ideaaahhh…"
"We just need to get you home-?"
Marcia turned around to see Star hovering over a boy who was drinking from a water fountain.
Star presses her finger on the fountain nozzle stopping the water, "My turn."
"Come here you! Sorry!" Marcia said pulling Star away.
Suddenly Stars arm shoots out a purple web from her hand, which sticks to a locker door.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Marcia and Star both scream looking at each other and then back at the locker, back at each other and then back at Star's arm. Marcia lets go of Star's arm and her hand was now purple. Star tries to unstick herself from the locker but the locker door swings open. Star falls over onto her back and the webbing pulls her forward sliding her halfway into the locker.
"...I'm stuck," Star said
"Uh, okay let me help and let's get you home," Marcia said
"No!" Star yelled standing up and running into the locker closing it, "I can't go anywhere! I can't see any more boys!"
Marcia wipes her hand on her skirt getting rid of the purple hearts stuck on her, "Isn't there some way I can help? Maybe there's something in your book of spells that can stop this."
"Maybe?" Star said
"I'll go home and get it," Marcia said
"It's not at home! I gave it to Ferguson!" Star said
"Why?" Marcia asked
"I lost a bet, okay?! Do you wanna help me or not?!" Star said
"Okay, but we gotta talk about that betting thing later!" Marcia said running off.
Marcia finds Ferguson's Spanish class and walks next to the window where Ferguson was sitting.
"Ferg. Ferg! I need Star's book of spells," Marcia whispered
"Lo siento, Perder Marcia. Solo puedo hablarte en Español," Ferguson said
Marcia lets out a sigh, "Where is Star's book?" Marcia asked in an annoyed tone.
"No, no, no. Se pronuncia libro. Libro," Ferguson said
"Ferguson si no me dices dónde está ese libro, te voy a aplastar como un panqueque," Marcia said (Ferguson if you don't tell me where that book is I'm gonna flatten you like a pancake.)
Ferguson looked at Marcia a little supside not ever hearing her speak fluent Spanish, "Muy bien. Mi dio el libro a Janna."
"You gave it to Janna?! Ugh!" Marcia said walking away.
"De nada," Ferguson said
Marcia reappears at the window, "No, no soy bienvenido. Cuando haya terminado con Star, regresaré con usted." (No, I am not welcome. When I'm done with Star I'm coming back to you Mr.)
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Marcia ran all around school looking for Janna.
She finally found Janna in the hallway with two other girls.
"Gimme that!" Marcia said going to the book.
"Let's get outta here!" One of the girls said as the two ran away.
"I've been looking all over for this!" Marcia said
"Well, now that you found your little book, let's make some magic with it," Janna said wrapping an arm around Marcia.
"I don't need your help, Janna! Thank you," Marcia said annoyed dropping her shoulder to get Janna's arm off her.
Janna scoffs, "Whatever. You'll need me soon enough, Marcia, 'cause I got your house keys," Janna said holding up Marcia's house keys before running away.
"Ha, that's what she thinks. Those are a decoy from the last time she stole them. Now gotta stay focused," Marcia opens the book and flips through pages, "Mewberty, mewberty, mewberty...This doesn't make any sense! Isn't there a glossary in this thing?"
The book's pages start to turn by themselves, and a blue man appears floating over the book.
"Did someone say Glossaryck?"
"Wha?" Marcia said
"Cause that's me. Sir Glossaryck. Of Terms. At your service, milady," Glossaryck said
"Okay good cause I really need help," Marcia said
Glossaryck narrows his eyes and stares at Marcia.
"Uhm what are you doing?" Marcia asked
"Hmmm you look like a princess, but I don't sense any magic," Glossaryck said
"Well I'm not a magical princess," Marcia said
Glossaryck gives Marcia a blank look, "Well then...Goodbye."
Glossaryck lays down in the book and closes it.
"No!" Marcia said grabbing the book open.
"This book is not for the likes of you! Magical princesses only!" Glossaryck said
"This isn't for me! I'm trying to find a spell for Star!" Marcia said
"Hahaha, Ah, Star Butterfly. What's wrong with her?" Glossaryck said
"She says she's got mewberty," Marcia said
"I usually don't make exceptions, but maybe we can work something out. Pudding," Glossaryck said opening his mouth.
"What?!" Marcia said tilting her head.
"I want pudding," Glossaryck said
"Pudding?" Marcia said tilting her head the other way.
"Corrrrrrect. High schools have excellent pudding. Pudding," Glossaryck said
"Okay okay, just wait here!" Marcia said running away.
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After running to the cafeteria and having to place rock, paper, scissors, for the last pudding cup Marcia finally arrived back to Glossaryck with his pudding.
"All right. Here's your pudding," Marcia said
The book opens to reveal Glossaryck.
"Ahhhh…" Glossaryck said opening his mouth.
"What are you doing?" Marcia asked
"You've got to feed me, of course. Pudding doesn't eat itself. Ahhh…" Glossaryck said
Marcia grabs a spoon and feeds Glossaryck a spoonful of pudding.
"It's...You got it all stuck in your beard," Marcia said grossed out.
"So...You said Star is going through…*burp*...mewberty?" Glossaryck asked
"Yeah. How do I make it stop?" Marcia asked
"Well, can't stop it," Glossaryck said
"That's not an option. You should have seen Star," Marcia said
"It'll all be over soon. Star should be back to normal by, uh…," Glossaryck sets his watch, "3:57 PM. Or she won't."
"She won't what?" Marcia questioned
"Be back to normal," Glossaryck said
"That's it? Th-There's nothing I can do to help?" Marcia said slightly freaking out.
"Ahhh…" Glossaryck said pointing at his mouth.
"It's empty. You ate it all," Marcia said holding up the pudding cup.
"Scrape the sides!" Glossaryck said
Marcia rolls her eyes and scrapes the sides of the pudding cup and feeds Glossaryck, "Now talk."
"Look, kid, nature is like a runaway dump truck – hot, fast, and full of garbage," Glossaryck said
"What?" Marcia said
"Nature cannot be stopped. That is all," Glossaryck said laying down on the book.
"Okay then! Isn't there anything I can do to at least calm her down. When I get moody peppermint chocolate calms me down. Isn't there something like that to help Star?!" Marcia asked
"Haha, Of course, there is. But then, you're out of pudding," Glossaryck said closing the book.
"Noooo!" A scream came from the distance.
"Thanks for nothing," Marcia said
Marcia runs toward the scream. She turns a corner and the school turns into a weird looking jungle.
"Whaaaaat?" Marcia said looking around. She knocks away a few purple vines.
She walks past a row of lockers without doors with webbing on it. A hand reaches out and grabs onto Marcia making her scream.
"Hey! You gotta get us out of here!" A boy said
Marcia looks at the lockers to see each one filled with a boy.
Another scream catches Marcia's attention. Star appears, well it looked like Star, carrying a boy wearing glasses.
"Whaaaat theeee...? Star?" Marcia said
Star tears the door off a locker with her webbing and throws the glasses-wearing boy inside. She then proceeds to seal it with her webbing just like the other lockers.
"Star, you gotta get ahold of yourself. You're scaring everyone," Marcia said grabbing her friend's arm.
Star snaps her head at Marcia.
The boy with glasses whimpers, "Now she's mad."
Star starts to cover Marcia with webbing burying her in purple hearts.
Marcia screams out for help and air but Star stops when music is heard. She looks behind her and spots Oskar on his car playing his keytar.
"Oskar…" Star said dreamily.
"Oh, no," Marcia said pulling herself from out of the hearts.
Star flies toward Oskar.
"Why don't you clean your room, Mom?" Oskar sang not aware of the danger he was in.
Star lifts her hands about to shoot her webbing out at Oskar. Marcia appears with a volleyball net and catches Star with it.
"I don't like your boyfriend, Mom," Oskar sung.
"How does he not noticed this?!" Marcia yelled
Star flails around in the net trying to break free but Marcia holds tight. Star ends up falling into a tree, causing several boys to fall out. They stay there for a second before running away screaming.
"Whew," Marcia said relieved.
That's when Star pops out from the tree and flies away dragging Marcia with her.
"Whoa!" Marcia screamed
Star drags Marcia up in the sky and across the school. They pass by Janna, who was feeding pudding to Glossaryck.
"Hey, I see you!" Marcia yelled at Janna.
"You're making things worse!" Glossaryck yelled at Marcia.
"Then tell me how to calm her down!" Marcia yelled
"Let nature run its course!" Glossaryck yelled
"I can't let her go around stealing boys!" Marcia yelled
Marcia does her best to hold onto to the net but Star struggles too much making Marcia loose her grip. She drops the net setting Star free.
Star flies over to Oskar and webs his flying up into the sky.
"Oh no," Marcia said sadly falling to her knees.
Glossaryck's watch beeps. He looks at it and it reads 3:57:00 PM. Marcia's eyes start to water sad for her friend.
A purple heart floats down from the sky and lands on her nose. Marcia looks up to see more purple hearts rain from the sky. Suddenly Oskar's car crashes right next to Marcia scaring her.
"Whaaah!" Marcia yelled jumping up.
Oskar lands on his car and his keytar lands in his lap.
"What's up?" Oskar said
Another object falls from the sky and crashes into a row of lockers.
"Star!" Marcia yelled happily running over.
Star emerges from the crater seeming to be back to normal.
"Ohhh…" Star said sitting up.
"You're okay!" Marcia said hugging Star.
Star smiles and returns the hug. Suddenly Marcia felt something move under her arms and she jumps back surprised.
"What was that?" Marcia asked
Star turns around and moves her hair aside revealing two small pink wings.
Star squeals, "Look, Marcia! I got my mewberty wings!" Star said tying her hair up in a ponytail.
"Does that mean you can fly?" Marcia asked excitedly.
Star grabs Marcia's arm, "Let's test it out!"
Star jumps into the air with Marcia. The two girls hover for a second before falling to the ground.
"Nope," Star said