Pixtopia
Marcia, Ferguson, and Alfonzo were all gathered at Marcia's house and they were all rolling on the floor laughing.
They were all in front of Star's interdimensional mirror putting a new meaning ROTFLMAO.
"Another one, another one!" Marcia said through her laughter.
"Alright, alright, alright! Mirror, mirror, on the wall, call anyone," Ferguson said
"Calling anyone," The mirror said
Alfonzo and Marcia his behind the mirror while Ferguson who was wearing a crown, a cape, and holding a plunger stood in front of the mirror.
A slime person appears in the mirror.
"Uh, hello?" The slime man asked.
"Greetings! I am King Fergon of Fergustan," Ferguson said
Marcia and Alfonzo hold their hands over their mouth trying to hold in their laughter.
"Would you care for some treasure?" Ferguson asked
"Uh, is this a joke?" The slime man asked
"Okay, here's my booty! Hahahaha!" GER said
"Cause I don't really think you're doing the joke right," The slime man said
"Ferguson! You're supposed to moon him!" Marcia whispered
"Oh, yeah, right," Ferguson said
"Uh, I don't have time for this," The slime man said before hanging up.
Marcia, Ferguson, and Alfonso burst out laughing.
"Hilarious!" Marcia said
"Hey, what are you guys doing?" Star said entering the room.
"Making crank calls!" Alfonzo said
"Join the party!" Marcia said
"Awesome!" Star said
Star runs down the stairs joining the three and rubs her hands together.
"Mirror, mirror, call someone else," Marcia said
A pixie customer service agent appears in the mirror.
"I'm sorry, but you have exceeded your minutes. Your mirror service has been temporarily suspended. Please visit our office in Pixtopia to settle your bill," The Pixie said before hanging up.
Star lets out a gasp falling onto the mirror, "No! What if my mom tries to call me?! She's gonna freak!"
"Oh, sorry, Star. That's my bad. The calls were totally my idea. I'll pay for it," Marcia said
"Marcia, you messed up! Now you're just like me. Yeeeees," Star said with a sly smile.
"What? No! I-I made one mistake," Marcia said
"You sure "Star'd" this whole thing up. How's it feel? Not bad, right?" Star hugs Marcia close to her, "Oh, Marcia, now we can be mess-up twins!"
"What?!" Marcia said getting out of Star's grip, "Man, I ain't no twin. I'm... I'm... I'm Marcia Diaz, only child!"
Star smiles mischievously at Marcia.
"Where are your scissors?" Marcia asked annoyed
Star just continues to smile and hands Marcia her dimensional scissors.
"Let's go pay your bill," Marcia said opening a portal.
Ferguson and Alfonzo let out a gasp falling onto the floor and grab onto Stars ankles, "You gotta take us with you! This dimension is so boring!"
"Sure," Star said
"Yeah! Mmm!" Ferguson said
Ferguson and Alfonzo grab their hands together and start singing while dancing into the portal, "Going into portal land! Teenage boys are holding hands!"
"Mess-up twins secret handshake! Hehehe!" Star said
Marcia just enters the portal and Star follows.
A portal opens in Pixtopia, and the four are greeted by numerous pixies.
"Welcome! Welcome! Welcome to Pixtopia!"
"In Pixtopia, we love everything
With our pixie hearts and our pixie wings
We are friends with every frog we meet
Even our bathrooms smell so sweet"
Two pixies fly over kiss Alfonzo's cheeks.
"Awww, they're so small!" Alfonzo said
Two male pixies fly over and hand Marcia flowers.
"Huuuh? Thank you," Marcia said
Star, Marcia, Alfonzo, and Ferguson walkway finding the Pixie Mirror Office.
"Here we are! How you gonna "Star" this one up, twinsy?" Star asked Marcia.
"I already told you, Star, I ain't no twin! Marcia Diaz came into this world alone. Alone!" Marcia said
The group walks into the office but Ferguson gets stuck in the small pixie door. Alfonzo grabs Ferguson and struggles to pull him inside. He's finally able to get Ferguson thru the door and they all tumble in.
"Next," The Pixie Clerk said.
Marcia stands up and hits her head on the ceiling, "Ow!"
"Go ahead, Marcia. Pay the nice pixie," Star said
Marcia turns to Ferguson and Alfonzo, "You guys gonna pitch in for this?"
"I have this flat penny from the state fair," Alfonzo said
"I have this jawbreaker, but I sorta had plans for it," Ferguson said
Marcia sighs and facepalms.
"Marcia, did you forget to bring money, like I did? Hehehe!" Star said
"No, as a matter of fact, I brought…" Marcia reaches into her skirt and pulls out a pink wallet. It had a cat on it that was dressed like a pop tart.
"Aww that's so cute," Star said looking at the wallet.
"Isn't it, and watch this," Marcia opens the wallet and it starts to play adorable music.
Star's eyes grow big as she stares at the wallet, "Sooooooo cute…."
Marcia reaches into the wallet and pulled out a few crisp dollar bills.
Marcia places the bills on the counter in front of the pixie clerk.
"This is for the Butterfly account. Will this cover it?" Marcia asked
The pixie clerk looks down at the bills and then throws them back at Marcia.
"Hey, rude!" Marcia said
"I'm sorry, ma'am. We only accept gold and jewels. You'll have to work off the bill in the Shard Mines," The Pixie Clerk said
"Shard Mines?" Everyone questioned
The pixie clerk presses a button and opens a trapdoor under Star, Marcia, Alfonzo, and Ferguson, and they all fall through screaming.
Marcia, Star, and Alfonzo, land harshly on the ground.
Marcia lands on the ground. Star lands on Marcia and Alfonzo lands on both of them. Ferguson slides down a ladder screaming.
"Ahhhh...Hey, guys," Ferguson said
"Wow, Marcia. I couldn't have "Star'd" that one better up myself," Star said
"Like I was supposed to know to bring jewels," Marcia said
"Welcome to the Shard Mines. Now get to pickin'!" The Head Pixie Guard said.
"I, uh, 'm sure this was all just a big misunders-" Marcia said
The Head Pixie Guard lifts up his whip, "Listen here toots don't make me use this."
"What'd you call me?" Marcia asked with a glare.
Ferguson and Alfonzo appear and grab Marcia holding her back.
"Huh, she's sorry-!"
The Head Pixie Guard cracks his whip scaring them. They run back grabbing picks and start mining.
"Jeez! Now what?" Marcia asked
"Don't worry, twinsy. I got this," Star runs to The Head Pixie Guard and aims her wand at him, "Strawberry Annihilation!"
A buzzer noise was heard and an X appears over her wand.
"Strawberry—!"
BZZZZZZZZZ
"Straw—!"
"BZZZZZZZZ
"Hahaha! Nice try, blondie. These mines block magic," The Head Pixie Guard said
"Okay. You want some of this? Let's go, little man!" Star said putting up her fist.
Marcia just smirks leaning on her pickaxe.
"Aren't you going to stop her?" Alfonzo asked
"Noooooope," Marcia said
Marcia was excitedly waiting for Star to attack the Head Pixie Guard but they interrupted by Ferguson stepping in between them.
"I'm King Fergon!" Ferguson said
"Yeah, yeah. And I'm the Duchess of Daisyland," Head Pixie Guard said posing.
"Ooh! Pleased to meet you, Duchess of Daisyland," Ferguson said getting close to The Head Pixie Guard's face.
"No, the pleasure's all mine, King FFFFergon! Take him away!" Head Pixie Guard said
Two burly pixies approach Ferguson and grab the back of his cape.
"Uh-oh. Hey! Wait!" Ferguson said
The pixies try to lift drag Ferguson up by his cape but the boy is too heavy and they just end up dragging him away. Marcia and Star try to help, but the taskmaster whips them back to work.
"Guys, help!" Ferguson cried out as he was carried out of the mine.
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Alfonzo, Star, and Marcia had been stuck in the mine for a few hours.
Alfonzo falls to the ground coughing out pink pixie dust.
"Looks like your friend's getting a bad case of pixie lung," A minotaur said
"This is crazy! We have to find a way out of here and save Ferguson!" Marcia said
A short Wizard approached them, "Sorry. There's no way out. Not that I've seen-"
"What about that mine cart?" Star said pointing over at a cart.
Everyone looks over to see an empty minecart near a neon EXIT sign.
"But that's the bathroom," The Wizard said
"Like fried eggs," The Minotaur said
Star, Marcia, and Alfonzo climb into the mine cart.
"Come on!" Star said
"Guards! Seize them!" The Head Pixie Guard said
The minotaur grabs the wizard and jumps into the mine cart, and it speeds down the tracks. The Head Pixie Guard and the rest follow in a second mine cart.
Everyone was screaming as the mine cart sped through the shard mine.
A pixie guard throws a crystal shard onto the tracks. Marcia and the others' cart hit the shard and it flips through the air before it lands right-side up. When the two carts get close, one of the pixie guards whips at the group.
"Hey! You should watch where you're going!" Star yelled
"You watch where you're going!" One of the guards yelled.
The pixies' cart takes a sudden drop making the pixie's scream as they fall down.
Star and the others' cart travel up into the Pixie Empress' throne room.
"Oof!" Everyone yelled falling on the ground.
All of the Pixies gaps seeing the intruders.
Two pixies point swords at them and a third pixie points a chainsaw at them. Ferguson is seen sitting on a pile of pillows being served various foods.
"Hey! I was just about to come rescue you guys!" Ferguson said
Alfonzo hugs Ferguson, "Ferguson! I was so worried!"
"Yeah. Turns out they worship me here," Ferguson said
Six pixies carry Ferguson across the room.
"And check out my new girlfriend. That's right, I did, I said girlfriend," Ferguson said
A pretty Pixie flies up next to Ferguson, "He calls me Sugar Wings."
"I am so happy you guys are here. You're just in time for my wedding!" Ferguson said
Several banners unfurl from the ceiling and several Pixies appear seated in chapel pews.
"Are you two ready to swear your undying love for each other?" A Pixie Pastor asked.
"No! This is crazy! Ferguson, think about this! You're not ready for this kind of commitment! You're only fourteen! You still paint a face on your stomach and make it talk!" Marcia said
Ferguson lifts up his shirt to reveal a face on painted on his stomach.
"He has a point," Ferguson's Stomach said
"Empress, you're an amazing flying pixie lady and you're really cool, but...I didn't really think this through. I'm sorry. I can't marry you," Ferguson said
The Pixie Empress smiles, "Hmm. Guards...kill them all."
The pixies guards charge at the group. Marcia fights back with her karate, and Star fires off some blast with her wand. Ferguson dives behind a table that had a wedding cake on it. He removes the Ferguson figurine from the top of the cake and throws it away.
"Fly free, little Ferg!" Ferguson then grabs the Pixie Empress figurine, "And I am saving you for later."
Star knocks a sword out of a pixie's hand and it falls on top of three pixies about to attack the minotaur and wizard, knocking them out.
"Winter Storm Hyper Blow!" Star yelled
Star blasts powerful spell that freezes most of the pixies. Star opens a dimensional portal.
"Let's go!" Star said
"No! I haven't killed you yet!" The Pixie Empress said
"Rainbow Flytrap!" Star said
Star creates a fly trap that looks like a rainbow that traps the Pixie Empress and her guards.
Star and Marcia jump through the portal, Ferguson follows but stops halfway through.
"I still think you're cool!" Ferguson said before going into the portal.
The Pixie Empress lets out a sigh, "He was out of my league anyway."
"That's it! I'm switching service providers!" Star said falling back onto her bed.
"Yeah, good call. Star, I feel bad. I think I may have ruined Ferguson's one chance at love. Maybe we are mess-up twins," Marcia said
"Oh, Marcia. That pixie didn't love Ferguson. She just wanted to eat him," Star said
"Really?" Marcia asked
"And let's be honest. Ferguson does look delicious," Star said
Marcia and Star start laughing.
"Well, yeah, I guess nobody's perfect," Marcia said
"Uh, why are you guys talking about me like I'm not here? And where's Alfonzo?" Ferguson asked
"You may now kiss the bride."
Alfonzo and the Empress kiss.
"Yay! I will make a great pixie king! I'll be very tyrannical!" Alfonzo said
A portal suddenly opens up and a hand reaches out grabbing Alfonzo by the back of his shirt dragging him back.
Alfonzo lands in Star's bedroom with a thud.
"Here he is," Marcia said