St. Olga's Reform School for Wayward Princesses
Marcia walked into Star's room performing some karate moves.
"Ready to take out life's frustrations on some ill-intentioned monsters?" Marcia asked
Star faces Marcia crying, "This is terrible! Best friends don't let best besties have bad birthday days!", she pulls out a tissue and blows her nose, "And Pony Head is having the worst one ever."
"Pony Head? Huh?" Marcia turns around to walk out, "I'm out of here."
Star grabs Marcia, "Marcia! We have to get her out of that prison!"
"Ah, a breakout! Why didn't you say so?" Marcia said, "Wait, isn't St. O's-"
Star immediately starts screaming and runs away, ""Ahh! St. O's, St. O's, St. O's!"
"Uh, we haven't even left yet," Marcia said looking down at a rug which has Star's boots sticking out of it and kicking.
Star comes out from behind a clothing rack surprising Marcia, who looks back down at the rug and then back at Star.
"What's that under your rug?!" Marcia asked
"I have no idea, but I do know one thing, never ever step on it," Star said
"Ooookkkkaayyyy. Let's get back to that breakout thing," Marcia said
"But no one's ever escaped from there," Star said
"I've seen every prisoner escape movie made," Marcia said
Marcia is over at a dresser and rummages through a drawer, "We only need three things: patience, brains, and the ever-famous multi-faceted bobby pin," Marcia said slipping the bobby pin into her hair.
"Or, we use my dimensional scissors to go straight to her cell and get her the heck out of there!" Star said making a portal.
The two girls walk in and when they arrive on the other side they're surprised to see they're not inside Pony Head's room.
"Uh, this isn't Pony Head's cell," Marcia said
"Huh. I'm usually pretty accurate with these things," Star said looking at her scissors.
Another portal opens up and a carriage drives out of it. Marcia and Star jump out of the ay and hide behind some rocks spying on the carriage. It comes to a stop and five princesses along with three guards come out.
"Ah yes, the newbies have arrived. Welcome to St. Olga's School for Wayward Princesses."
Lightning strikes in the background and Star was about to scream but Marcia promptly covers Star mouth with her hand.
"New arrivals? If we can just blend in somehow, we can sneak in unnoticed. All we need is a-"
"Radiant Shadow Transform!" Star said
Star waves her wand and transforms into a punk style princess.
"Woah! Do me, do me!" Marcia said
"Radiant Shadow Transform!" Star said waving her wand.
Marcia's outfit transforms into a pink frilly gown. Her hair, which is usually in a ponytail is let loose reaching her back as the ends curl.
Marcia looks down at her outfit, "Hmmmm? I don't know if pink is really my color." Marcia said holding up her dress.
"Pink is definitely your color!" Star said with a smile.
Star and Marcia peek out from behind the rocks and when the guards weren't looking they snuck in with the rest of the princess.
"Single file. Ms. Heinous is eager to start the reformation process."
The girls are led in a line inside the school, as soon as they pass the gates Star starts panicking.
"Aaahhh, Marcia!" Star whispered
"Try not to blow our cover," Marcia whispered back.
All the girls were now inside the castle getting their orientation speech from the Headmistress Ms. Heinous.
Ms. Heinous paced in front of the girls staring them down, "Every one of you is here for a reason. Too wild. Too opinionated," One of the princess starts blowing a bubble with gum and Ms. Heinous pops it with her finger, "Too bubbly. As part of a noble lineage, you don't have the luxury of being an individual. So by the time I'm done with you, you'll all be fixed. Every last one of you. Whether you're from Pixtopia," Ms. Heinous walks up to Star and pokes the heart on her cheek making it freeze and crack.
"Okay now that is creepy," Marcia thought
"or Mewni. And don't even think about escaping," Ms. Heinous takes out a pair of dimensional scissors out of a princess's hands, "These are useless. We have a Tramorfidian crystal in Tower 3. No rift can sustain itself within our walls, so you might as well cough up the scissors you smuggled in."
All the princess groan and drop their dimensional scissors.
Star is about to drop her with a depressing look, "It's totally hopeless."
Marcia quickly grabs the scissors, "Once we get Pony Head and disable that crystal thing, those are our ticket out of here."
"That concludes your orientation. I'm confident that you will all become perfect princesses. One way, or another," Ms. Heinous said before walking away.
Ms. Heinous's Assistant walks up, "Now to get everyone checked in so we can start sucking the individuality out of you."
Marcia smiles getting an idea, "I hear the first one checked in gets her own room."
The Princess shut out and start running.
"Respect the queue, respect the queue!"
This gives Marcia and Star the perfect opportunity to sneak off.
As the girls searched around Star kept looking around nervously fear etched on her face.
"This place isn't what I thought-"
"Shh!" Marcia said pulling Star behind a statue.
A guard passes by and the girls resume their search.
"Yeah, breaking out Pony Head is going to be a breeze. It's just a high-surveillance prissy finishing school," Marcia said
"No Marcia, it's worse than I've imagined. Look," Star pointed outside to a princess who was being thought.
"When your heart is filled with sunshine and you're feeling oh so free. All of life is just divine and my and the world is full of glee!"
A bird flies out and starts whistling along to the song. It then flies down and lands on the princess' finger.
"Pshhh, You know the kind of girls that get sent here. They could totally benefit from this," Marcia said as she and Star walked away.
As Star and Marcia walked down the halls they passed by several dorms rooms.
"You know, this place has some seriously luxurious digs," Marcia said
"Have you gone mad?!" Star said
Marcia points inside a room, "Come, on! Look at the intricate floral ornamentation on that armoire-*GASP*the rich mahogany of the canopy bed. And there's enough velvet on that bedspread for me to swim in!"
"Don't you see what's going on here?" Star said
Marcia looks back in the room and sees a girl dancing with a blank look on her face.
"...Dancing?" Marcia questioned
"Ugh. Let's just find Pony Head and get outta here," Star said
The girls look into another room and spot Pony Head staring out a window.
"There she is," Marcia said
"Let's blow down the door so we can get outta here," Star said holding up her wand.
Marcia quickly puts Star arm down, "No, we gotta do this quietly, without drawing any attention."
Marcia unlocks the door and Star bounces in with a smile on her face, "I am here 'cause I have to say, happy birthday on your birthday day!"
Marcia covers Star mouth so she couldn't sing anymore, "Do you want to get us caught?!"
"Sorry. Hey, Pony Head!" Star said
Pony Head doesn't move.
"Hey, it's us. Here to break you out so we can party!" Star said
Pony Head turns around making Star and Marcia gasp. Her mane was braided back. She had on too much makeup and her pupils were wide.
"My deepest apologies but I must abstain, as partying is for the unrefined," Pony Head said in a regal tone.
"That's not the Pony Head I know and love…" Star said
"Yeah this is creepy," Marcia said waving her hand in front of Pony Head's face, "I think I can snap her out of this. Hey, Pony Jerk, it's me Earth Turd!"
"Such language belongs in the gutters of Galafamor," Pony Head said
Marcia gets a creeped out look and steps away from Pony Head, "This is wrong on so many levels."
Star goes over to Pony Head and grabs her and starts shaking her, "Snap out of it, Pony Head, snap out of it!"
Pony Head lets out a girlish giggle, "Would you care for some crumpets?"
"You see, Marcia, this is what they do to you here," Star said
"She seems polite and lady like but its just….wierd. We gotta disable that crystal thing and get out of here!" Marcia said
Marcia grabs some things around the room.
"What are you doing?" Star asked
"I saw this in a prison movie, "Escape from Jail Mountain". Trust me. This will save our hides, just like it saved Hank Innocent," Marcia said putting together a decoy Pony Head.
Once she's done Marcia opens the door and looks around.
"It's clear," Marcia said
Marcia and Star, who had Pony Head under her arm leave the room.
"Ooh, escaping is inappropriate. Guards!" Pony Head said
"Shh!" Star said
"Guards, guards! Guards! Yoo hoo, guards, guards?" Pony Head said
The guards turned hearing Pony Head's calls.
"Ahh!" Marcia yelled
"Hey, stop!"
Star and Marcia run doing their best to escape the guard. They turn several corners and make their way into a large room. All the princess were sitting at tables holding tea cups and pretending to drink.
"Keep your pinkies at 90 degrees, more tea, please. Keep your pinkies at 90 degrees, more tea please."
The princess continued to chant that motto over and over again.
"This is worse than my worse nightmare," Star said
"Yeah, I see what you mean. This went from creepy to scary-creepy," Marcia said
"Keep your pinkies at 90 degrees," Pony Head said
"Why are you saying that? You don't even have pinkies!" Star said
Marcia spotted the guards and ducked down behind a table, "Come on!"
"Keep your pinkies at 90 degrees, more tea, please. Keep your pinkies at 90-"
Marcia and Star continue to duck behind tables but the guard was catching up to them.
"He's right on us! Are we gonna blast our way outta this?" Star said holding up her wand.
"No, that'll only increase the heat on us. I need some kinda distraction," Marcia said
"Well, they're not gettin' my individuality," Star said
"That's it!" Marcia said
Marcia stands up with a teacup and throws it across the room.
"It's not criminal to be an individual! Come on! It's not criminal to be an individual!" Marcia yelled
Pixie Princess lifts up her cup throws it too, "It's not criminal to be an individual!"
Like a chain reaction, all of the princesses start picking up their tea cups and throwing them chanting what Marcia yelled. A pot of tea hits the guard and he falls back screaming from the hot tea.
"It's not criminal to be an individual!"
"That should buy us some time," Marcia said
Star and Marcia quickly run out of the room.
"Tee hee hee. He got scalded," Pony Head said
Star smiled, "She's laughing at an authority figure! I think the real Pony Head's still in there!"
Star and Marcia run past a room full of guards and they spot the girls.
"Wrong way!" Marcia yelled
The girls turn around and run into another room locking themselves in it. Star and Marcia barricade the door with anything they can find.
"Quick, find a place to hide!" Marcia yelled
After a few more hits against the door, it burst open and guards rush in.
"Hey!" A guard yelled spotting Star's feet under a curtain. He pulls the curtain back to reveal it's only her boots.
Marcia and Star had made a hasty escape while the guards were distracted. They run into a different room.
"What is this place?" Marcia asked
"I don't know," Star said
The sound of dogs barking catches the girls attention.
"We gotta move," Marcia said
Marcia and Star run out of the room into another one and Marcia spots a laundry chute.
"There!" Marcia yelled
Marcia opens the laundry chute ushering Star and Pony Head into it, "I'll see you at the bottom."
Star climbs into the chute and drops down then Marcia tries to climb into the chute but she ends up getting stuck.
"Gah, my poofy dress won't fit!" Marcia yelled
"Marciaaaaaa!" Star called out as she slid down the chute.
Marcia felt a tug on her leg and started freaking out, "Something's got my stockings! Woahuh!"
Marcia was pulled out of the chute and was greeted by several guards and the Headmistress.
"Hehehe, hello," Marcia said with an awkward smile.
Miss Heinous glares down at the girl, "Take her to the solitary confinement chamber."
Marcia is picked up by two guards, "Wait?! What is that?! What is it!?"
Marcia was carried across the castle into a large room where she was strapped down to a chair. Marcia looks around and spots no one looking at her. She shakes her hair a couple of times and her bangs fall down releasing her bobby pin which lands in her lap. She picks it up in between her teeth and then starts trying to pick the lock on her restraints. The bobby pin falls out of her mouth and onto the floor.
"Really?" Marcia said
As she goes to shake out another bobby pin a metal princess's hat-like device lowers from the ceiling, onto Marcia's head. It extends clamps that grab Marcia's eyelids and force them open.
"Ahaha!" Marcia yelled
A large screen turns on in front of Marcia and starts playing a brainwashing film.
"A Lesson in Etiquette with a Glance at the Improper: XXXVIII Edition"
"The proper hat for the event, lest you be in malcontent."
"Everyone will admire the princess who does not perspire."
"Tis better to be fussy, than to be called a hussy."
"Yahahahahahaaaa!" Marcia screamed
Marcia sat in her chair in a daze as the movie continued to play.
"Ohhhoahaa! Make it stop! Ahhhhahahaha!" Marcia cried out.
The vent above Marcia blasts open and Star jumps out with Pony Head, who was back to normal.
"I'm bustin' our way out of here, Marcia!" Star yelled
"Where did she get that wand?!" Miss Heinous yelled
Star turns the brainwashing princess's hat into a giant butterfly that bursts through the safety glass scaring Miss Heinous. Star then blast the restraints off of Marcia who wobbly stands up.
"I gotcha, Marcia, now let's get the heck outta here!" Star said
"Are they gonna let me keep the dress?" Marcia asked weakly.
Star grabs Marcia and pulls her out of the room.
Star and Pony Head support Marcia as they run through the halls of the school.
"I'm glad you're back to normal, by the way," Marcia said to Pony Head.
"Aw, you too! Now I can make fun of your ugly dress!" Pony Head said
Marcia smirks, "That'll just make it easier when I make fun of the way you looked before."
The group passes by the dorm rooms of the other princess. They're hanging out the bars of their doors banging on the bars with their teacups.
"It's not criminal to be an individual! It's not criminal to be an individual!"
"Man, I can't believe it, but you sure worked some turd magic on these girls! They are in it!" Pony Head said
"Yeah, you really started something," Star said
"My work here is not done," Marcia said standing up by herself, "My fellow wayward sisters! I'll show you the way! They want you to be a rubber-stamp-princess, I say we stamp on them!"
Marcia pulls a lever which opens all the girl's doors and they run out yelling and screaming. The run out of the school into the main courtyard.
"There's the tower!" Marcia yelled out.
Dozens of Guards come out of St. O's, and the princesses start fighting them.
Star pulls out her wand and extends it holding it like a bazooka as she aimed it at the tower.
"Raspberry panzerfaust!"
A rocket fires out of Star's wand and hits the tower, which breaks in half. The top half begins to fall down.
"Looks like that did the job! Scatter!" Marcia yelled
Everyone runs out the pathway of the falling tower as it crashes onto the ground. The tower begins emitting lights of all different colors lighting the sky. Star runs toward the walls of the school and opens a portal with her dimensional scissors.
"Let's get outta here!" Star yelled hurriedly.
"Woahoho! Woah!" Marcia yelled watching as the Princess were now dancing around the falling tower.
"Well, time's a wastin'! If we hurry, we can still catch DJ Jump-Jump's set at the Bounce Lounge," Star said
"Girl, I ain't goin' nowhere! The Bounce Lounge ain't got nothin' on dis par-ty!" Pony Head said
"But, it's your birthday day!" Star said
"And you gave me the best gift ever. And it's called "Gettin' Me My Groove Back"! Look at me! It's back, babe!" Pony Head said dancing.
"Hugs!" Star said hugging Pony Head.
Marcia smiles as she watches the happy moment. A guard walked up behind her and attempted to grab her but she simply punches him in the face as she continues to watch Pony Head and Star hug.
"So, you wanna stay here?" Star asked Pony Head.
"Oh, I gotta! I can't let what happened to me happen to anyone else! Right, Princess Turd-I mean Princess Rebel?" Pony Head said to Marcia.
"Get on with your bad self, my wayward sister!" Marcia said
"Yeaha! I'm gonna go bite some of those robot guards on their faces!" Pony Head said before flying off.
"Bite one for me too!" Marcia called out.
Star grabs Marcia, "Okay Marcia, I conquered my biggest fear and grew as a person, yadayadayada, let's get out of here and never come back!"
Star drags a waving Marcia through the portal sending them back home.
"I never want to go there again!" Star said flopping on her bed.
"Yeah, but you have to admit besides all the danger it was a little fun," Marcia said taking off her shoes
"Yeah it kinda was," Star said
"Sooooo. What are gonna do about that?" Marcia asked pointing at the thing under Star's carpet.
"Leave it there and never talk about it?" Star said
"Good enough for me," Marcia said
"Yah know. I really like your hair like that. It looks great on you," Star said
"Yah think so?" Marcia asked
Marcia's hair was still open and curled from when Star transformed her but her bangs were down sweeping across her forehead.
"Defiantly," Star said
"Well, I was thinking about changing it. I guess I'll keep it this way," Marcia said with a smile.