Mewnipendance Day

"Marcia it's time!" Star said bonding into Marcia's room.

"Time for what?" Marcia asked

"Come on! Come on! Everyone's waiting!" Star said grabbing Marcia and pulling her out of her room.

"Who's waiting?" Marcia asked

Star pulled Marcia down the stairs and into the living room where a bunch of people are gathered.

Star sat on the couch and pulled out a sword, trying to get the attention of the crowd.

"Okay, quiet everyone, QUIET! Quiet…" Star said, "I assume you all brought your swords…" Star said holding up the sword.

"Uh...Wha?" Marcia said confused.

Star drops her sword, "It's said on the invitation: You're supposed to bring a sword…"

Alfonzo holds up a card, "I was little confused by your invitation."

Miss Skullnick grabs the card from Alfonzo, "I am not confused, this is clearly a drawing of meat, I came for the meat…"

"I think everyone is just wondering why they're here," Marcia said

"Ahh, It's the 37th of Grobnock? Mewnipendence Day?" Star said as if it was obvious to everyone in the room.

People look around the room still confused not understanding what Star was talking about. Star lets out a grunt and walks away. She comes back with a large book and opens it revealing its a pop-up book of Mewni's History.

"A long time ago, arrived the first settlers of Mewni...Modest people with noble pursuits: Life, Liberty, and Corn. But the wicked monsters rose up and attacked the innocent Mewmans to re-steal Mewni for themselves. So the Queen used her magic to turn the simple peasants into a fearsome army! And there-there was fighting..., fighting, fighting, fighting, fighting, fighting...and the Mewmans won!" Star turns to the last page of the book, "Tadaah!" Star pulls a tab and tiny celebration fireworks pop out while Star makes firework noises.

"But wait...You just blew past all the important stuff!" Marcia said referring to the fighting pages of the book.

"When do we eat?" Miss Skullnick asked

"We feast after we reenact THE GREAT MONSTER MASSACRE," Star said, "Now please split into two teams: Monsters and Mewmans."

"Can I be a Mewman?-"

"You are already a Monster: That's why you were invited," Star said cutting off Miss Skullnick.

Miss Skullnick gets up and grumbles walking over to the "Monsters" team. Everyone else picks their teams. Marcia gets up to go and pick her team but is stopped when Star grabs her arm.

"You get to be my General," Star said

"Cool. Thanks," Marcia said

The teams were finally divided Janna, The Sensei, StarFan13, and Francis were the Mewmans while Alfonzo, Ed, Miss Skullnick, and Ferguson were the monsters.

"Lookin' pretty good," Star said, "Now we can begin making costumes and after that: THE BLOODY BATTLE CAN COMMENCE!"

Marcia raises her hand.

"Yes, Marcia?" Star asked

"What's that?" Marcia said pointing at a floating eye.

"Oh, that's The All-seeing Eye. It follows you around all day," Star said in a relaxed tone.

"It's staring at me…" Marcia said creeped out.

The eye zooms in closer to Marcia.

"Don't worry, it's just to remind the monsters that the Royal Family is always watching. It's not actually watching you, though. Haha, that would be weird," Star said messing with the eye's screen.

Star had decorated Marcia's backyard to look like Mewni's wildlife. There were tall trees that towered over the yard making the backyard look like a jungle. Everyone now had on costumes dressed for the Mewni reenactment.

Alfonzo is dressed as Lobster Claws and Ferguson was dressed as Buff Frog.

Star is dressed in a Queen's costume as she was putting the finishing touches on Ferguson's costume, "There, that will keep your Entrails from becoming your Outtrails!"

Star pokes at Ferguson's pillow costume with her sword and accidentally pokes a hole in it.

"My pillow…" Ferguson said sadly.

An Armored Knight walks up and lifts up the helmet revealing it's Marcia.

"Hey, Star, I've been looking through your book and something seems...Off," Marcia said

"What do you mean? Let me see!" Star said grabbing the book.

Marcia looks over at the Mewman's team to see them dressed in large Professional Armour and giant weapons.

Star opens the book to a 'Battle' page to show tiny monsters fighting large tall Mewman knights, who also possess a lot bigger weapons.

"Hmmm," Star looks from her book and back to the Mewman reactors, "Okay…" She looks back and forth several times, "Wow. You're right, Marcia...I can't believe I haven't noticed that before."

Star brings out her wand and zaps the Mewmans making their armor and weapons bigger, "Sharper, sharper, stabbier, and you need to be on a unicorn. And now for the monsters," Star blasts the monster team and their weapons vanish.

"Hey, what do we get?" Ferguson asked

"Hello? You are monsters. Use your claws," Star said

Marcia grabs the book again, "Star, I now the monsters are bad but this seems...unfair."

"Unfair?" Star asked

Suddenly, a giant mace that StarFan13 was holding fell over the weight too much for the girl and it falls over on Ferguson.

"I'm so sorry, Ferguson," StarFan13 said

Ferguson screams from under the mace unable to move it.

"Do something, he is writhing in pain!" Alfonzo cried out.

Ferguson then stops screaming.

"Oh, nevermind. He stopped," Alfonzo said

Marcia walks away slowly, "Mooom…!"

Marcia felt really uncomfortable. The battle was about to begin and the Monster Team was at a big disadvantage. StarFan13 almost hit Ferguson again with her mace, but luckily it missed him this time.

"I'm so sorry, Ferguson," StarFan13 said

"Oh, Come On!" Ferguson said kicking the mace.

Star was on her balcony staring over the 'battlefield' as she keeps pondering about the fairness of the match.

"Hey, Star, everything is set up. We'll start whenever you give the signal. Or not, and we can just go eat. I made enchiladas," Marcia said

" 's 'll...It'll be fun," Star said in a worried tone.

"Ok," Marcia closes her helmet, "Here we go!"

"Knights of Mewni! Take off your stabby weapons and drive off the evil monsters!" Star said signaling the beginning of the fight.

Both teams charge against each other and it turns out exactly as it would seem.

"I can't do this!" Ferguson yelled hiding behind a tree, "Make me invisible!"

Immediately after the Ferguson hides, the real Buff Frog appears from a Portal. His eyes lock on Star's wand but before could take a step forward he is crushed by a giant mace.

"I'm so sorry, Ferguson," StarFan13 said

Star notices the crushed 'Ferguson' under the mace, "Ferguson?"

Buff Frog removes the mace but a Unicorn appears and attacks him kicking him away leaving Star worried.

"Ferguson!" Star yelled going after him, "Marcia was right, this is unfair! Ferguson are you okay?"

The Real Ferguson speaks out from the tree, "I'm fine I'm just...invisible."

Star looks at the tree and then back down at Buff Frog realizing what was happening. Buff Frog quickly stands up and runs away. As he ran Star lifted up her wand aiming it at the monster but then stops lowering her wan letting him escape.

"Alright, let's go eat some corn," Marcia said

Everyone goes into Marcia's house all except for Star, who is still perplexed about the experience.

Inside the house, Marcia was serving food to the reenactors. She notices Star sitting by a window clutching her Mewni history book.

"Are you sure this is accurate?" Marcia asked pointing at the book.

"You know what? I think it's time we put the book away," Star said tossing the book away.

Marcia hands Star some food with a smile on her face.

While Star eats, she notices Buff Frog over in a tree looking rather sad. Star discreetly gives Buff Frog a plate of food putting a perplexed smile on the monster's face.