~NRK~
Having found another parking space via 'clone', Obito had landed on the I.M.P. Office's, and apparently Verosika's, floor.
'How did this happen?' Obito did NOT understand his luck and now just hoped the week passed quickly. "Dammit, I wasn't expecting them to know each other," he muttered, Spyral suddenly beside him. "Hello, Spy."
"I can tell, you're about as excited for this as Tex is," she said with a shrug. "I mean, the worst thing that can happen is-"
"She'll keep making passes at me?"
"-She'll keep making passes at you," Spyral snickered as Obito sighed.
"Whatever, it's not like I have to interact with her, right?" He asked quietly, her eyebrows raising as she, too, looked ahead to see Blitzo marching into a room-right across the floor you HAD to be kidding! "Oh… Oh no," Obito spied Moxxie currently being tended to by Millie, his face covered in kiss marks. "He's going to get me into trouble."
"YEAH?!"
"YEAH! I BET WE CAN KILL MORE PEOPLE THAN YOU CAN FUCK BY THE END OF THE WEEK!"
Obito's hands found his face as he shook it while Spyral's jaw dropped once they made it over, Vortex rubbing the back of his head as Loona cleared her throat.
"W-What the hell did he just do!?" The hyena asked in disbelief.
"YOU LOSE? GIVE ME THE GOAT!"
"FINE!"
Obito's face slowly slid out of his hands as the others gaped along with him, Blitzo leaving Verosika's 'office' with a growl before he stomped across to their office.
"GROUP MEETING!" He declared.
"Five. Minutes. It took him FIVE MINUTES to screw ME over?!" Obito looked ready to faint. "No, nonononononono, he did NOT just promise me to a succubus!"
"I get the feeling, my man, this just got complicated for you," Vortex said, looking concerned. "While my boss isn't… She's not…" He struggled to find the right word.
"She's a whore but with standards," Spyral offered.
"She's that, yeah."
"Listen, whether she's a saint or not, she's still a succubus. Besides, he can't literally promise me, someone who works quote-unquote 'part-time' with him, as collateral. That'd be ridiculous," Obito grunted.
"D-Dad, what the FUCK!?" Loona growled before running in. "So NOT cool!"
"So, game plan, I got one," Blitzo said, the recovering group, mostly Moxxie, standing in his office.
"You just promised Obito to a succubus!" Loona shouted at him. "How is THAT a good idea?!"
"Because we won't lose, Loonie. That bitch is gonna learn exactly how good I am at my job and at my employees!"
"I'm a temp," Obito said flatly. "Hell, I was doing this week off from the manor for the party!"
"And now you can do both! Good plan!" Blitzo rubbed his hands together in thought. "Now, the way this works is like this."
He went through a flip note show from a large easel by the blackboard near the front of the table, little stick drawings that were clearly meant to employ all members.
Too bad it meant NOTHING!
"Blitzo, for God's sake, I'm not KILLING anyone for you!" Obito said.
Blitzo froze mid-page-turn before chuckling sheepishly as he mechanically turned towards the irritated goat. "Obi, buddy… Your butt's on the line, come on!"
"That's YOUR fault!"
"Regardless, we gotta win!"
Obito groaned into his palms. "Look, I'm not helping but I can at least keep things in my favor," he got up. "I'm talking things out with Tex's boss about not having my ass for the rest of her foreseeable future," he grunted. "... I'm already worried about the clone I sent over there."
The Obito clone did his best to not look bothered even as Verosika sat in his lap and slid her hands down his chin.
'Base Me, I swear to God, this isn't going to be that easy!' The copy thought before trying to mind this demon's tail currently slipping its tip into his pants' zipper. "I'm sure there's a really simple way to talk this out."
The purring he got in response didn't fill him with confidence.
Tex threw dual thumbs-ups in support while Spyral was rolling on the ground, laughing.
~NRK~
Getting to the human world two hours later, Obito groaned in a pair of black swim trunks, a dark blue beach coat over a black shirt, and some simple sandals.
Loona, meanwhile, smoothed out a familiar thigh-length shirt. 'Alright, alright, Obi already somehow handled talking down a succubus,' no offense to him, she barely believed that, but it was what it was.
Wearing her Carrie shirt, a pair of white sandals, and a black two-piece swimsuit beneath all of this, the two animalistic members of the I.M.P. team transformed into their human forms.
"I've never been to a beach before," Obito observed as he looked out into this odd location full of half-naked or purely naked people in some very far-off areas by some rocks or shadows of the pier. "So, I hope this is a good showing of it even if I'm sure it'll be better with Tex and Spy."
Loona nodded before adjusting her hair. "Alright, just for today, I'll help out," she told Blitzo who fistpumped. "Obi, I don't think it's safe," she smirked at his flat expression. "When Verosika shows up."
"I know they're here but I fear for the worst. I'll go and find a good spot for the food and you all just start doing what you do."
"Alright, let's do this!" Millie said, a waist-length wild black hair on her head and a white face mask covered her mouth and nose.
Wearing a simple all-black full-body swimsuit, she looked prepared for snorkeling as Moxxie pulled up on her side.
"We've got an actual plan for this, it's kind of surreal," he said as Obito shrugged.
Wearing a closed black beach coat, black shorts, and a pair of visors, his entire head was covered by a Victorian wig that covered his horns with a faux mustache above his lip.
"Good luck, I'll give you guys that much," the Sinner said. "I'm not sure how well this is gonna go but I've covered my ass for all outcomes," he muttered.
Blitzo grinned, still in normal uniform, before giving a list to Loona.
"These are the ones, Loonie, now fetch!" He declared excitedly.
"That's some kind of racist, pretty sure," Loona said, walking off.
Obito's eyebrows lowered at a 'sway' in view before he shook his head and walked off.
"She's doing so well," Moxxie chuckled as Millie grinned.
"She's getting into his good graces and then 'GOTCHA'," she clasped her hands together.
~NRK~
Obito considered the plan: Find a good spot for the four of them to rest after most of this stupid competition was over with.
He walked with his hands in his pockets, open coat flapping casually with each step.
The Sinner took several more steps before stopping to look around at the crowd of people around him.
"Hello?"
"Come and party with us, bud!"
Obito's eyebrows trembled.
~NRK~
Loona leaned back against a wall, minding her current target's reaching hands before there was a 'pop' and a dead body.
"That should be number ten!" Millie smiled from above. "We're making good time even if I know why~."
"If ya do, you know. I'm trying to make a good impression," the transformed Hound said.
"I can imagine," Moxxie said as the married pair dropped down. "How are things going, though?" He asked curiously.
Loona blinked at the question and then the answer to the question.
"... Honestly? I think things are going well," she said, rubbing the back of her head. "I mean, he's open to me, we both enjoy some of the same stuff, and he's clearly attracted to me," Loona smirked. "Things are going well."
"Well, damn! Good job!" Millie chuckled. "Come on, I'm sure Blitzo got that twofer we saw."
Moxxie's phone rang before he opened it up and chuckled weakly at a text.
"Got BOTH of these bitches, MAN this is EASY!"
And, with it, came a picture of his grinning bosses above a mound of dirt with two demonic crosses in it.
"He's certainly working, at least," he said weakly. "Let's just go before something crazy happens."
~NRK~
Obito groaned on the beach, having hypnotized those party-goers.
"Freaking teenagers," wait, they were college students. "Freaking college students."
"I'm guessin' they didn't treat ya well."
"No, the opposite, that's the problem," he said flatly to the giggling woman at his side. "Spyral."
The transformed Hound was certainly a sight to see.
What with her caramel skin, hot-pink eyes, and even that short head of wavy black hair atop her noggin with faded sides. Wearing a pink tube top, black spats, and a pair of brown sandals, the short-for-a-human buxum woman chuckled.
"Heya, find a spot yet?"
"No, did your boss stop talking about me yet?"
"Hah!" The look of complete amusement told him that, no, Verosika hadn't. "I worry about the on-the-job things she does, especially when she's thinkin' of you."
"Dangerous, good Lord," Obito said. "Alright, any ideas?"
"Well, there's a good spot by some rocks that's near a railing, turns out it has a few food stands nearby and a movie on the beach."
"Alright, let's do that. I'm guessing Tex is still by Verosika."
He got dual thumbs-ups.
They hurried to find said spot while still eying up other ones just in case.
And, wouldn't you know it, there it was with no one around.
Scoping, sniffing, and patting the place out, they nodded in agreement.
Their spot.
"How long is this bet supposed to be going on anyway?" Obito wondered after setting up a large tent with a big flag at the center. "I didn't get that information when I was trying to run," he rubbed the side of his neck. "Thank God I can heal faster because I'm sure she left a hickey at one point."
"Yeah, she's like that. As for how long this Demon Duel will last? Um, I think it's gonna last just today. We still have work for the rest of the week," Spyral said.
"Right, she's here to lead some team of lust-addicts."
"It's a surprising business that's big on succubus since they can slink up top to the human world."
He'd take her word for it-
There was the sound of music, singing, and pink lights from behind.
Looking back, Obito sweatdropped.
"Didn't we just look that way?" He asked.
Because a giant stage appeared on the beach SOMEHOW and had a crowd.
"I guess our boss just magicked-up a bit of a platform when all these drug-addicted students weren't paying attention," Spyral noted. "Or they're really quick, one or the other."
Locking eyes they hurried back.
"I'm hoping Loona doesn't lose it," Obito said. "She's headstrong and, for her own interests, passionate. They're good traits to have but she's stubborn and, if I had to put it one way, thinks she knows it all."
"Haha, I can tell, she's got a lot of pride in her."
As they devoured the distance between themselves and the 'show', they heard the lyrics.
"My God," Obito groaned audibly as Spyral laughed. "No, there's no way she has a song named 'BONETOWN'!"
"I-It's hilarious~!" She giggled at a sharp frequency with a heavy rasp. "But, come on, it's all fun by this point! You've got your deal and we're on the beach! Go enjoy some sun while it lasts! Take your hair down, throw off a shirt!"
Obito considered her for a moment before shrugging. "I guess that's not wrong, we've got our spot but I'm not much of a personal party-er. I'll just find myself on the sands," he told her as she punched his bicep before rushing into the crowd.
He walked off, nodding to Tex when he found him and locked eyes. The sight of Loona over there nervously greeting Spyral was a good sight.
'Just time on my own, huh? It's been a bit since I've had anything like that.' He found his space maybe ten yards away. "Ah," he'd not brought a towel in view.
It was all in the Kamui Dimension so…
He dropped his beach coat as Loona peeked out of the crowd.
'What's he doing?' And it seemed she wasn't the only one who'd noticed.
"Ohh~ We have a hot spot in town, everyone!" The transformed Verosika cheered and pointed, all heads turning- "And he's got no tow-"
Obito pulled up that tight thing of a shirt-GOOD GOD.
His powerful muscles, his defined back, and then the mussed-up hair after he popped off his top?! Only for that magnificent bastard to coil that gun show behind his back to slip off his shirt.
She'd kind of stopped thinking for a moment as the man stretched and walked towards the waters.
Vortex's laughter couldn't have drowned out the 'drought' as Spyral bent over in hilarity.
So, when Obito went for a swim, the beach followed.
"Come back!"
"Let's me touch your back!"
"Out of the way, whores!" Verosika rode the back of several clumped-up swimmers like they were a surfboard. "Come back, honey! Your back needs my hands on it!"
Gawking at the lack of crowd around her, Loona stared at Obito's sudden retreat into the waters.
"Haha, yea, there's a reason he doesn't wear revealing clothes," Vortex said with a grin of amusement. "But our boss is out there so…"
The couple ran out, leaving Loona there to contemplate on how things had gone the way they had.
"The hell just happened?" Blitzo asked from beside her, wearing a white sheet with holes for eyes as Moxxie & Millie came over.
"Um, I think the party went that way," Moxxie said, confused.
"Thanks, Mox, couldn't figure that one out without your input."
"I think the point he's making is that things just got complicated, sir," Millie said. "I mean, I somehow doubt Obito was trying for this."
"He really wasn't but he wasn't doing himself any favors. You've seen that man, in what world does he think he's able to be topless and not have someone asking him to blow their 'house' down?" Blitzo asked with a raised brow as Millie laughed.
Meanwhile, Obito was swimming for his life as he beat that crowd of lust-crazed individuals.
"What did I do to deserve this!?" He shot behind a large stone. 'Henge!'
As the 'Wave' rushed past, scouring the water's edge for his delectable body, a single black seagull floated back over to the shore.
Millie giggled on a small canoe as he came up to her with completely vacant eyes.
"Are they gone?" The transformed Obito asked, feathers suddenly ruffled. "Dammit, I didn't think THIS would happen," the currently-an-avian whined as she picked him up and settled him on her shoulder. "Oy vey, take me away from this madness."
Cackling as she rowed back to shore, Obito hopped off and wore a flat expression as Tex laughed like an idiot as he swam past.
"Shut up!"
The male Hound kept laughing.
"Dammit, he's never going to let me live this down," Obito scoffed as Loona's eyes glowed before she took pictures of the most 'murderous' seagull. "Gah, I'm gonna go and find a place to slip out of this into a far more comfortable form."
He seagull-waddled away, leaving behind a wheezing IMP Crew.
~NRK~
Obito walked on the sidewalk away from the beach with Loona at his side, the man's beach coat zipped-up on his body.
She grinned at the photos. "So, we've got a spot?"
"Yes," he rolled his eyes. "I hope you're prepared for a get-together."
"O-Oh, yeah! Totally!" Loona said, suddenly nervous. "I mean, it's nothing weird. Just some Hounds, Hounding around…"
Obito raised a brow at her sudden nervousness. "Loona, I'd like to ask. Are social gath-"
"I'm fine!" She said quickly, defensively, and nervously as Obito frowned. "I'm serious, dude, it's not a problem."
"... So, does being around, at a minimum, 80 people, Hounds and other demons alike, bother you?"
"W-W-Wait, I thought it was just H-Hounds?" Loona asked, freezing as Obito sighed. "No, uh, I mean! It's fine!"
"You're clearly not fine. God, it's a good thing I did what I did," he said flatly as she flinched.
"E-Excuse me?!"
"I asked Spy and Tex to push down the party. Loona, you're clearly not okay with large crowds of people ye-"
"Who told you to do that?!" Loona growled.
Obito frowned, eyebrow raised. "So, what happens when you freeze-up? What happens when you're overwhelmed? There's nothing wrong with taking it slow," he replied.
She looked more angry and stomped off.
"Well, fuck you too for not believing I can handle shit!" She roared as she left, leaving Obito standing there with a twitching brow. "Don't follow me, asshole!"
"Loona!"
"FUCK OFF!"
Watching her cross her arms and stomp away, Obito's hand found his head.
"I'm just trying to help her get used to this, Spy's parties aren't normal parties," he groaned.
"How so?" Millie asked, popping up onto his shoulder before taking a seat. "Seems like you might be blowing this out of proportion, Bito. Loona's a real prideful kind, ya bruised her ego."
Obito considered something before whispering it into her ear.
Explaining the full thing took, what, thirty seconds?
After which? Millie's jaw dropped as Obito nodded.
"Millie, 'Spyral's' parties aren't considered 'small' even when it's only 150 people there. She's an amazing friend but she's not some normal Hound, Loona doesn't realize that there's not just going to be a few personalities at that party."
Considering the truth the Sinner had just hit her with, Millie looked thoughtful.
"Obito, I get it, especially after ya explained it," she began.
"So, you see my poin-" Obito tried.
"But how the hell would Loona get that?"
Obito's mouth stopped moving, the shinobi's eyebrows trembling before his eyes closed.
"I'm not trying to say anything about her but she clearly has some issues I'm trying to be aware of," Obito offered.
"I'm sure, make no mistake, she might realize it later but you also gotta realize that explaining yourself might be better than just expecting someone to get it," Millie explained with a smile. "I mean, like ya told us about your old life: Wouldn't you want to know everything without someone being cryptic about it? Without someone hiding it?"
The human soul groaned softly. "Dammit. I… I'm not good at normal emotional things, Millie, but I'm not dumb enough to see I didn't mess up."
"Hey, it's all normal despite you being a casanova."
"Not necessary. Well… What exactly is the plan here?"
Millie grinned. "Loona likes ya, you got a little something for her, and I'm sure this'll pass. Butttt, a little bit 'more' wouldn't hurt."
Obito's eyes narrowed in determination. "Did you know Loona likes coffee?"
~NRK~
Loona, meanwhile, grumbled as she kept stomping down the pier towards God knows where.
"Stupid fucking goat men," she muttered, looking forever distant to every person around.
Good, she wanted to be alone-
"Oh, hey, Loona!" Came a call from her side, one that surprised her.
"Tex?" Loona blinked, looking at the other transformed Hound as he came over with a set of towels. "Tex, what the heck are you doing up here? Shouldn't you be minding those pervs on the beach?"
"I am but my girl told me we needed more towels. I'm not surprised, someone could drown over there."
Loona snorted despite herself, looking at the grinning man's haul. "... Need help?" She offered.
Getting some from him, they hurried down one of the pier's many staircases.
"It's nice of ya to help, Bito's always been good at finding good folk," Vortex said.
Loona frowned. "Yeah, well, he's also good at making them feel stupid," she muttered.
"Something happened? You two looked like you were chilling for a good bit."
She blushed at his words before growling. "No, in fact, we weren't. He's a dick," Loona scoffed.
Only to find Vortex laughing as they reached the sands. "T-That's hilarious! Come on, tell me, what'd he do?"
Considering her options, Loona sighed.
She explained their little fight, the words, and then how she felt.
Vortex smiled all the way through like the patient man he was. "Ya feel like he lied, huh?" He asked.
Loona pouted. "... A bit? It's, like, he knows me better than that. I'm sure he does, how could he think I can't handle a party?" She muttered.
Tex blinked. "Wait, um, Loona? Quick question, how big do you think one of our 'normal' parties get?" He asked.
The younger Hound looked confused. "I mean, it's a party? Despite his current dickishness… Obito's pretty clear on how you guys handle things, no real hard drugs, good people, lots of music?" She asked. "That's all true, isn't it?"
"Oh, it is! The thing is, uh, the sizes can be kind of… Big. Let's see, the last time we had a small party? Over 140 people came."
Loona froze, breath caught in her throat. "W-W-WHAT?!" She asked with a yelp.
"Ohhh, yeah. Our parties are big for a good reason, Spyral's not a normal Hound like most of us and that draws people in. Because she's an amazing gal but also a kind one even if she's got a hidden temper," Tex chuckled. "I think my man just didn't explain it properly."
"No?! T-That idiot just hit me with a hypothetical of '80 people'!"
"I think he was trying to ease you into it but Obito's a bit emotionally dumb when it comes to everyday life. The man could probably charm the pants off a saint but God is he no good at normal relationships that he hasn't had in forever."
"Why can't he just say it upfront?" Loona asked, looking annoyed. "It's such a stupid thing to leave out!"
"Yeah, he's trying to be good with his words," Vortex said. "So, be easy with him a bit. He's a guy with some years on him but Obito's not afraid to admit that emotions weren't his Grade-A subject."
"... A-Am I supposed to do something now?"
"Haha, nah, I think you'll see that he's more of an 'action' guy than a 'words' guy."
~NRK~
Helping Vortex out had given Loona a lot of time to think about Obito's actions and words.
'I mean, he's always been a guy of action,' remembering that she currently had a certain lighter in her room back in Hell had Loona blushing something fierce as she put down a cooler.
"Thanks, how ya feelin'?" Tex asked her, passing her a large bottle of ice-cold water Loona downed half of in an instant.
"Hmph, phewwww," she released a relieved breath. "Okay, it's a lot of work but it does keep my head focused. I just think he's a bit of a dick now," Loona smirked as he laughed.
"I'm hearing good stuff!" Spyral snickered from behind the calm Hound.
"Hey, Spyral," the younger woman looked unbothered. "There's a method to her madness, isn't there?" She asked a thumbs-up-giving Tex.
"You're getting it," he smirked before crossing his arms triumphantly. "And my words ain't for nothing, my bud's a man of 'action'," Vortex said.
Loona looked confused for all of three seconds before finding a familiar man beside her.
Her eyes went to him before she pouted, arms crossed. "... Hey."
"Hey," Obito said, holding onto a box of something. "Look, about earlier… I didn't help by not explaining everything, right?"
Her eyebrow rose. "I thought you weren't good at 'words'," she asked.
Obito looked sheepish. "Um, Millie helped. Trust me, I'd still be bumbling around wondering what was wrong if she'd not stepped in," he admitted before holding out something to her. "But this part I figured out on my own."
Taking that bagged box, Loona scrutinized it before smelling something, her non-existent tail wagging. "Coffee?" Yet, it was cool to the touch. "What the hell is it?" Loona sniffed it again, head tilted.
Obito crossed his arms. "Just open it, I'm not sure if I even did it perfectly but I know it's at least good coffee," he said with interest as she raised a brow.
Opening it up without any other prompting, Loona stared at that large gelatinous dark brown block sitting within the styrofoam container.
"What the heck? It's coffee jelly?"
"Yes, it's actually a thing in this world's Japan. Apparently, it's good for Summer days."
Seeing the spoon in the bag, Loona took it and took her first bite.
She chewed before it melted in her mouth, leaving her dazed.
"W-What the hell?!" Loona looked shocked, appalled, in disbelief as Obito chuckled in relief while Vortex smiled and Spyral laughed. "This stuff is crazy! I-If it was just a bit colder, it'd be the best coffee I've ever had!"
"I'll keep that in mind. Trust me, making that took some time after I hunted down the last shop in the city for the machine," Obito said.
Loona blushed, eyes wide as she looked at the bashfully-grinning shinobi. "?!" She looked at her food before swallowing another bite and looking off to the side with a hard-to-hold stern gaze. "W-Well… Thanks, you're forgiven even if I might have backed off if I'd known," she emphasized as Obito nodded.
"I'll keep that in mind next time, God knows I'll probably have to come up with more coffee recipes every time you're upset with me," he smirked confidently. "Alright, I'm going to run before I get spotted by any succubus in this crowd," Obito said with a wave as he walked off. "I'll talk to you later, Loona."
As he left, he never saw the completely red-faced Hound fidgeting under Spyral's chortles as Vortex shot Loona an encouraging grin.
'Oh fuck,' damn him and his apologies! "W-Why the hell did he word it like that?!" She wheezed.
"I told ya, that guy's more for action than words," Vortex said with a chuckle.
~NRK~
The end of the day came with a bit of diversion in Obito's case, some murder in Blitzo's case, and a large amount of fucking in Verosika's.
Sitting in their spot, the three Hounds + one Sinner watched that movie playing on the other side of the beach.
Spyral grinned as she leaned over Vortex's shoulders, giggling jokes, words, and comments into his ears as they watched that thing called 'Venom'.
Obito, meanwhile, tilted his head at some of the action in the movie. "I wonder what dealing with a being like 'Venom' would actually be like," he said out loud.
"Really? Like, is this a shinobi thing?" Loona asked, scooching closer. "Thinking about how to fight the next big threat?"
Completely unaware, Obito shrugged. "I mean, that's not the wrong way to look at it," he said with a smirk. "Figuring out how to defeat an opponent is honestly rather exciting for those like me. Those bijuu, Loona, were easily capable of becoming this world's nukes. Bar NONE and I had to come up with teams to handle each of them with their containers."
"Those Junchuurikis?"
"Jinchuriki, yes," he chuckled as he corrected her, the blushing woman igniting a bit of teasing. "I'm sure I'm going to be learning a bit more about this human world, maybe you'll also be interested in some of the things here like me."
If she'd had her tail, Loona's sure it'd be wagging like no other. "S-Speaking on that kind of stuff, uh, enjoying the manga?" She asked.
"Oh, yes, Soul Eater continues to surprise me with its art. In some fashion, it's uniform… Until you get to other characters and suddenly I'm confused."
"Right? Like, have you seen the Black Star shit?"
"You knew to bring him up."
"Of course, I did, Obi. I mean, the ninja kid? Really?"
Obito grinned weakly at that as she did so smugly, looping their arms together as they watched more of the movie.
"So… Like, this and Hell…"
"Obi, it's Hell, the last thing I'm worried about is you double-timing. Besides, you're kind of not a total perv."
Obito's eyes went flat as Loona grinned smugly at him. "Are you implying something, Loona?" He whispered into her ears and set her face ablaze.
"Oh, man, AM I?" She whispered back, a hand on his chest. "You know, I haven't gotten a bit of that manly lovin' you've just been giving around."
"You're looking for some?"
"Not yet but I'll take a down payment."
Observing this brazen attitude, Obito smiled.
The next moment, he dipped the hell out of her even while sitting.
"I'm intense," he smirked.
"A-And I'm here for it!" She cheered.
He kissed her and Loona moaned at the feeling.
Was it her first? No, she'd gotten drunk before and had done more than enough things she'd regretted.
But was this a first for how actually SEXY it was? Yes. GOD, YES!
Her hands spread open his coat as Obito's own held her back easily while using his other to hold her bicep. His tongue was powerful, hot, and invasive while hers tried to be two of those things.
For the record? Trying made it HOTTER.
By the time they came up, Loona looked happily dazed while Obito chuckled with red cheeks as he held her close.
"Good on ya," Tex chuckled while Spyral sat within his lap. "I'm guessing progress was made."
"I think it was," Obito smirked.
Loona looked fucking euphoric as Spyral laughed raucously.
~NRK~
The next two days of their week-long Spring-Time Fun had come and gone simply.
Obito dodged Verosika, spent time with Loona, Tex, & Spyral, and found time to explore the city.
Like now, the Sinner chuckled with Loona at his side and gestured to a cake shop.
"Oh, you got a sweet tooth?" She asked, grinning at the sight of black velvet. "Dude, black velvet!"
"Isn't it usually red velvet?" Obito asked as the woman behind the register smiled. "Let me get a simple iced vanilla cake slice. What about you, Loona?"
"Let me get a slice of this, it looks interesting," she answered.
"One slice of that, please."
Getting their sweets, the two moved to a table before digging in.
Taking her first bite, Loona looked at her food oddly. "?" Tilting her head, she swallowed. "Huh, that's not what I expected?"
"Fruit?" Obito offered.
"Yeah, there's a kind of tang, try it."
She scooped up some before smugly offering him some of it on her plastic fork.
Obito's cheeks reddened as he scrutinized her but took the bite anyway.
"I see, you tricked me," Obito noted with a raised brow as Loona grinned proudly.
"Yeeeppp~," she smirked. "I can be sneaky, too."
~NRK~
The following day, he got an 'update' on both sides.
"We've got this good, the more people we shup means she'll have less targets," Blitzo smirked as he rubbed his hands together.
"I mean, that'd depend?" Moxxie shrugged. "I know we've gotten to a good amount that she's not seduced but how do we know if we're not just killing her previous 'conquests'?" He twitched his fingers, causing Blitzo's face to drop. "Sir."
"I mean, we can ask," Millie said. "Yo, Tex, Spy, what's it seeming like?"
"In all honesty, I think it's pretty even at the moment. Your boss is kinda right on his numbers game but that might change today," Vortex said as Spyral nodded.
"What is she going to do?" Obito asked flatly.
The hyena Hound chuckled. "She's not just famous in Hell, ya know? In the past three days she got a crazy following, Obi. And guess who she invited down to the beach for a Bonetown Showdown?"
The feeling of rumbling sand was impressive if he was being honest.
"Oh, yeah! My Cherries are here!" A woman declared excitedly from behind Obito, her hands sliding down the man's sides as she rounded them. "Hmmm~ Look at you all, in a potential fucking circle… Except for you," Verosika said before gesturing flatly at Blitzo.
"Fuck off."
Obito felt his body react despite himself.
Verosika's transformation could be summed up as 'sexy pop star with violent make-up'.
Bearing tan skin & long blonde hair with pink highlights, she'd still returned a few things from her true form like her thick eyelashes, pink irises though on white sclera, and her tattoo under her eyes. Her outfit had been changed as well into a ruffled pink crop top with separate long sleeves and a ruffled pink skirt with a slit at the hem, a star pattern on the front and a black heart on the hip.
With the skirt's dovetails being a light pink sash with a heart design that seemed like a representation for her tail, she still had on the same thigh-high black heels as before minus the heart and 'X' tongues/openings.
She purred at the Sinner who looked unsure about his 'fate'.
"It's just a potential WEEK, woman!" He grunted as she slithered up his side and caressed his chin. 'God, I'm NOT a weak man but this woman just does too many things,' and he meant that in a 'good bad' way.
She was a succubus, she was a literal master of the sexual arts likely by the time of her, hopefully, late teens. Obito had no doubt in his mind that had this been a non-competition-oriented bet, he'd likely have folded a day ago if Loona wasn't taking up his headspace.
"A week of special WAVES," she flipped her hair before jumping, and growling, at a poke to her knee. "You BITCH!"
Blitzo smirked smugly, throwing away that plastic thumbtack. "I got more than enough targets, slut, I don't need you getting any kind of a head."
The feline hiss that left Verosika's lips had Obito inching away as those two got into it.
"You ever thought about it?" Loona asked, actually curious, as Obito looked caught off-guard before he groaned. "I mean, she's a succubus, Obi."
"I… I fear what this says about me but, had you not been here, she might have won against my sensibilities just so I could get out of this bet," he said with crossed arms as Loona looked smug.
"Yes," she fistpumped as he raised a brow.
"I'm learning a lot about women today."
"I bet," Tex smirked. "Still, I mean, maybe that would work? She's trying to get laid, thinks you're hot, and is probably going to calm down if you do."
"Texy's got a point," Spyral said from atop her lover's shoulders. "I mean, Loo's fine with it, she might actually ask about the expy," she snickered. "Besides… She is a succubus, we've both seen what it's like and it is powerful," she declared, awe-struck, as Vortex looked a bit embarrassed.
"She is a 'Master' of all 'trades' but she's not a master of everything," Tex admitted sheepishly as Spyral grinned knowingly. "Ahem, just know that sex with her isn't some end-all be-all to it."
Obito considered that before nodding. "Well, if it'll get her off my back, I hope so," he said as the imp couple chimed in.
"I mean, she's clearly not someone Loona dislikes," Moxxie said embarrassedly as Millie nodded.
"And it's not like Loona ain't gonna get something out of it," she smirked as the youngest Hound blushed. "Never know, maybe 'Bito'll get some kind of super-secret technique out of it."
She, Tex, Spyral, and Obito laughed as Loona and Moxxie burned up.
"I-I wonder what kind of sexual skills a succubus could teach, j-just wondering!" The embarrassed imp said as Millie shot him a sly smile he looked away from.
Obito looked a bit embarrassed and yet calculated. "... Suddenly, crazily, I am curious," he said with a look of shock as Loona broke out of her embarrassment to laugh at him.
"You had to be convinced to have sex with succubus, you're something else," she chuckled as the Sinner shrugged.
"It's revolutionary to me as well."
~NRK~
An hour later, the beach hadn't just gotten crowded.
It was teeming with drugs, drinks, and fucking individuals.
Like now, Loona's eyebrow trembled before she kicked a man in the balls only for her foot to then tip him over the pier into the ocean.
It'd just been a little walk to look around at stuff she might take Obito to for fun, maybe get another kiss or some heavy touches. She knew how those hands of his felt, all strong, thick, and powerful.
Loona wanted them all over her and so she'd set out on this little trip. So, that's why she was here but that proved to be a bad idea.
"Heya~," another 'suave' bitch waved at her with a sly grin. "What's up? I hear that you've been missing me."
"I don't even know you," Loona rolled her eyes as she made to walk past before growling as the man slid in front of her.
"Then, it might be time to get to know each other."
She groaned, face in hand.
"How about you take a hike?" A voice from her side, Loona perking up at a familiar calloused hand on her side. "She's busy."
The pick-up artist grimaced at Obito's glare before he jumped as the air grew cold.
"I don't think you know what you're dealing with," the man said, adjusting his sunglasses.
Loona was unimpressed, arms crossed as she leaned into Obito's touch. "You're full of shit and we don't care," she snarked.
He looked crossed. "You'll regret this," he hissed, stomping past and trying to push Obito aside.
Only to find himself stumbling back into a wall as Obito shot him a flat look while Loona snickered at the embarrassed man.
"Ohh, no…" Obito limply hugged Loona who looked more excited by the second. "I was so affected I fell against her, all without my input," he said fakely, holding the transformed Hound around the waist while cupping her chin. "Oops."
He kissed her before stopping to spout a line that had Loona dying.
"Look at what you've done, she's terrified."
She snorted before laughing into his chest.
The player-wannabe ran away, red-faced, while Obito shook his head.
"That was sad," he said before being pulled away by Loona. "My God."
"He's never faced a guy like you," she said, hugging his arm. "Now, I found a place that shows off authentic ninja tanto stuff."
She was up in his arms in seconds.
"Show me the way."
"Hell yes!"
~NRK~
A couple hours later, Obito nodded atop the world's greatest sand tower, Loona sitting on one of the battlements in disbelief as Spyral grinned from the second one, the two structures framing Verosika's stage as Vortex watched things from the 'ground floor' so to speak.
"How do you do it?" Loona asked.
"Passionately," Obito answered, smiling as he leaned down by her. "I'm big on giving every part of a woman attention."
"Yeah, I be… Y-You bitch!" She gawked at his now-there smirk. "Obito, I swear to Satan, y-you're giving me tongue for this!"
He chuckled.
The proceedings continued on, the singing, the misty air filled with Verosika's pheromone-like power, the crowds, and then the sex.
So. Much. SEX. It was almost blinding how many people were screwing on the beach at the moment.
Obito sweatdropped while Loona blushed yet looked intrigued.
"I wonder how many of these guys are here for this? Ya think Verosika advertised this thing as a sexfest…?"
"Honestly? By this point? I'm not even sure how she 'reached out' to these people. The more I look, the city's basically come alive with so many of them."
Looking past him, Loona nodded as she saw streets full of people, many feeding into the beach, and others observing the madness in embarrassment, jeers, or excitement that ended with them jumping in.
"... Ya know, looking at it from up here makes me wonder if sex is so important," the Hound woman said, eyebrow raised at a pair of literal fuckers currently going at it in the shade of their tower. "Like, I know we're from Hell and all but we're demons. Even with Verosika's magic, ain't this a bit much?"
"It's a bit more complex but you're not wrong," Obito said. "Loona, every person with hormones likely has a deep desire to just screw someone else. Not to say it's so powerful in most of humanity, not even close, but it's there. A succubus can move one's more primal desires, notably lust, to assist them in wanting to 'perform'... And they've all had some alcohol or are doing drugs."
"Ya know? I kinda forgot about that part."
"Yeah, there's so many of them that it was hard to remember."
Loona could see that and yet couldn't find her interest fading as they watched shit go to 'hell' for the I.M.P. Crew team.
She colored a bit as she rubbed her thighs together.
~XXX (Lime)~
Obito crossed his arms as he leaned back from those five-feet-tall battlements of his sand tower, simply looking over the whole scenario.
So, you could imagine his surprise when Loona got off the wall as well and reached out for him before pulling him towards her.
In an instant, they were chest-to-chest and Obito raised a brow at the blushing Hound.
"... Goodness, Loona," he whispered, leaning forward by her ear. "I have a feeling you just want a little foreplay."
She nodded vigorously, her hold on his arm wanting as he held her cheek and lower-back.
Obito smirked. "Alright."
The lead-in was a kiss Loona latched onto, her hands finding his face as Obito pressed their bodies together.
She sucked on his lower lip before moaning as his crotch grew taut and his hand on her back went lower.
The slide of his hand on her ass excited her while her hands slid down his neck, chest, and then abs before finding his swim trunks' waistband.
Their lips parted before she moaned as his hand rubbed her rear possessively before sliding around it, causing her to press against him heatedly and raise her ass in the air.
His powerful fingers pressed against it, giving her a rub that reached further and further before Loona released a small yelp. Her body had tried to jump but Obito tightened his hold on her and ground that thick bulge against her abdomen before she released a shudder as he attacked her on both fronts.
'O-Oh shit,' she was hot & read- "Hooop?!" Loona covered her mouth.
Both of Obito's hands had dedicated themselves to massaging her ass before going into her shorts and spreading her cheeks.
She'd never been more red as she clenched his bo-
Loona bucked as his finger just… Tapped her asshole, her thighs scrunched together for dear life as he kept teasing her by molesting her cheeks before tapping it randomly.
"H-H-Hey!" She nearly squealed as he kept kneading while pressing forward, getting a moan out of the wolf woman, her hot breath bouncing off his chest.
"I'm working," Obito purred in her ear, leaving Loona blank-faced. "I can feel all of it like… Now."
She bit her lip and tucked in against him as Obito's fingers found it.
He found her pussy, rimmed around the folds like basketball before ever-so-slowly coming in closer and closer before she released a struggling howl as he circled her clit.
Obito's finger stopped just above it, barely touching it before he flicked it.
Loona came right then and there, the feeling of hot warmth rushing down her legs leaving her a gasping mess that Obito gave, no allowed, rest by sitting down with her straddling him.
"M-Mmm," she rode out that climax for what felt like hours, body throbbing pleasurably as she rested her forehead against his collarbone. "... Ooooohhhhh~," Loona moaned, satisfied, as Obito chuckled.
"Was that good enough as another 'down payment'?" The shinobi asked.
"Fucking RIGHT it was," she grinned as she breathed purposefully against his chest.
The twitch of that thick rod beneath her ass had her smirking.
"But now it's your turn, bud-dy~," she told him, lifting her head and pecking Obito on the lips. "S-So, uh… I've never really went out of my way to do this shit for any other guy so this isn't gonna be great."
"Mmm," Obito sat up before kissing her again.
Loona held his face and pressed into it before ending it with another smirk.
"It's fine, you learn by doing and studying. This is clearly the former," he said before leaning back on his hands, legs spreading out. "At your command."
The woman nodded before releasing small pleasurable grunts as she prepared to crawl back.
And then got an idea. A very slutty one but in a 'good' context.
Loona slowly got up. "Man, this isn't comfortable," she smiled smugly at him while taking off her Carrie shirt.
Looking at that black tube top around her chest, Obito's shorts grew a bit tight before she hooked her fingers around her bikini's bottom-
She undid the ribbons and left it fall to the ground, revealing the 'prize'.
Obito tried to sit up.
Then, Loona turned around and got down on all-fours.
Presented with her sex, Obito was stunned before hissing as his shorts were removed to reveal his cock.
"Commando, I like where your head is at," she said, waving her rather shapely ass at him as his cock sat up in all its thick glory. "J-Jesus, man, where has this thing been?! It's thick as hell!" Loona was stunned before realizing another factoid.
This was only HUMAN fo-
She released an yelp that had her covering her mouth with one hand as a powerful tongue lapped at her lower lips.
With the state they were in, she looked back to find Obito's hands on her thighs-She moaned through her fingers as he licked her some more before flicking her clit with his tongue.
"W-Wait, t-that's not fair!" She squealed as he smirked at her.
"You'd have to beat me to it," Obito said as he raised his hands a bit.
Loona nearly faceplanted as he slapped her ass.
She tried to focus on his engorged cock before her rather sharp transformed nails carved into the sand tower as Obito sucked, licked, and kissed her inner walls.
Her mind went blank for a few seconds before Loona did what she could with her nose right up against his shaft.
She pushed up with trembling hands before licking it and getting a flinch out of her 'something or other'.
Obito released a hiss and Loona's eyes gleamed with opportunity as she saw something slip out. She got her second wind before pushing up properly and sucking on his glands.
The Sinner groaned as his thighs tensed before the Hound gripped them and bobbed her head up & down.
Obito's grip on Loona's ass weakened a bit before he sucked on her clit, causing her whole rear to spasm as he tasted lavender that had him leaning back in surprise. 'That's a surprising flavor,' he expected something less 'demure' considering Loona's usual posturing and pride. "Mmm."
When he made to go back in, Obito's body trembled in pleasure at the feeling of Loona's tongue.
Even transformed? Even now?
He quaked again as he felt her moist gripping licks that made sure to lap against his cock's head.
Obito grunted as he came a little before hissing out a breath as she sucked on his cock head with the back of her throat-?!
"O-Ooooooohhh," he moaned, climaxing on the spot.
Loona moaned around his gushing rod, the taste of spicy tangerines sending her mind for a trip that she hadn't expected as it filled her throat and slid down.
The taste was one aspect of the pleasure, the feeling was the next, and then Obito 'finishing her off' was the trifecta of 'fucking yes'.
The man groaned as she came before licking up his 'results', the woman on his dick cleaning him off before collapsing by his thighs as he cleaned her.
By the end, Obito collapsed onto his back while Loona moaned while resting on his knees.
"Good down payment," she moaned softly.
"Good to know," he said, satisfied.
~XXX End~
Two days later, things certainly took a turn.
Obito looked at all the opposition around him with his hands in his pockets, Loona and the others watching from the sand tower closest to the normal street.
A familiar sunglasses-wearing man stood at the front of one side of the crowd of men. "It's time to pay up, bastard!" He declared while adjusting his spectacles. "You don't get in the way of my 'game' and think you can get away with it!"
The shinobi checked his phone. "Oh, that's nice," he said. "The hospital's empty on account of some traveling doctors, perfect 'weather' for you all," Obito said as he put his phone away before cracking his knuckles and walking towards the 'starter' of all of this.
The man rushed forward with a set of brass knuckles before being dismantled almost instantly by a kick to the crotch, a blow to the neck, and foot to his face.
He went sailing over the edge of the railing as Loona laughed.
"Eat shit, dickhead!" She cheered. "Kick some ass, Obi!"
"Well, you all heard my lady over there," Obito smiled.
His opposition charged him.
Obito felt at peace. All before unleashing the carnage.
It was a thing of horror & beauty that ravaged those streets, the man's forms, grapples, and cunning all on display en masse.
"Ninpo: NUTCRACKER!"
There was a 'CRACK' and then someone's voice going into orbit.
That got repeated relentlessly and without fail, the runners getting it the worst. By the end of what had to have been a 100-man melee, Obito stood at the center of it lifting the instigator by the arm with a relaxed posture.
Obito fumbled around in his pocket before pulling out a pen.
Fifteen seconds later, he walked away from a 'masterpiece'. "That should solve that portion of this trip," Obito smirked at all the moaning bodies. "That's what you all get for starting a fight you couldn't possibly have won, try better next time, pussies."
Verosika held up a large banner with the words 'Fok ME *Up Arrow* NEXT'.
Obito sweatdropped at the thirsty woman. "Yeah, you're certainly a special-type, aren't you?"
Resting atop one of several large flat stones, Obito sunbathed while Loona helped the imps with their business.
'Who was in the lead again?' He wondered, arms folded behind his head. "Hmm, I should probably go and buy some manga while I'm 'unattached'," Obito realized, kipping up to his feet before hopping off the rocks to reach the pier and getting on.
He walked out into the city, minding his senses about where everyone else was before finding himself on the sidewalks.
Obito walked around with an intrigued look around as he tried to find that bookstore he'd seen sometime this week. As he did, he ignored all the other people as he kept walking.
Then, there was a yell and scream, the sound of gunshots ringing out into the air.
'Now, that could be Blitzo, he's not exactly subtle most times,' Obito thought as people rushed past him in panicked droves. "This ought to be interesting," he said to himself as the street cleared out some more before revealing the madness on the streets.
"Help me, I'm too rich for this!" The 'hostage' complained on the star-printed streets.
"Shut up!" The woman with the pistol whipped him with it, the man holding his cheek in shock. "We've been here, waiting for all these stupid college students to let loose, you're at fault for being a better target!"
"I mean, he does look targetable," Obito said from beside her.
"Right?! Like, he's a movie producer, what did he think was gonna happen?!"
"Maybe that he'd NOT get mugged/kidnapped?"
"Hah! He's a dipshit if he thinks that'll hap-"
There was a 'THWACK' before the woman fell unconscious, Obito raising a brow at her before finding cars surrounding himself and the sniveling producer.
"Well, this is something, huh?" The shinobi said as he was surrounded by more thugs who came out with bats, pistols, and horrid dispositions. "What a day."
It hadn't been much of a fight even if the Uchiha wiped some blood off his cheek, the sides of his body having similar 'leaks'.
'Keeping myself under the human limit is a tad troublesome,' he thought, top and shirt ripped open from the fight. "What a way for the day to go," Obito said before turning around to face the producer. "Alright, good luck," the well-muscled brunette told him before taking his leave. "Don't get potentially kidnapped again, please."
~NRK~
By the end of the week, Obito watched Blitzo and Verosika speaking in heated venomous tones that ended up in the succubus's favor.
"I don't know what her numbers are like," Moxxie said. "Loona?"
"I've got a good nose for this… But I don't think we won," the transformed Hound said, getting a sheepish smile out of him thrown Obito's way. "Ehh, it was a dumbass bet anyway."
"It's what it is, Tex has also been keepin' track," Spyral said, knocking her fist against Obito's bicep. "I think it was close to even."
"Knowing those two?" Obito began as they watched Tex come into the duo's bickering. "It'll become a problem either way, hopefully, Tex can keep them cordial."
Watching the three hash things out for another ten minutes, the two sides shook on it reluctantly.
"Hot piece of ass, I need a bed-warmer!" Verosika cheered as Blitzo grumbled about something.
"I guess things worked out?"
"Hopefully," Loona said with a curious look. "So, make sure to pound some secrets out of her, I wanna learn a bit of them."
Obito really wondered how things had ended up the way they had.
'Right, hell,' he remembered.
These women were different.
~NRK Out~