narutoisgarbage - Okay, I understand but I do that for several different reasons. But the main one being I want the answers to be specific towards the one's asking it. I just feel like its more personal that way. If more than one person asks the same question I do sometimes do that but it doesn't happen that often. Sorry for the confusion though.

alexalixo - I'm still working that out because Marcia is going to effect Tom.

Majuu Ou - You'll have to read and find out, but it's going to be good.

ThatOneDraconequus - Thank you, I'm going to be going in the general direction of the main storyline but it will veer off but not too far. Also, I know how you feel before I got a real laptop I used to get on the web on a DS Lite.

Shiranai Atsune - So I can't reveal too much, they are not related but Eclipsa and Marcia are connected in a way.

Eygptain dragon - As of right now that's not the idea, but things might change.

Sugar (Guest) - So Marcia will remember her 16 years but she'll have to retrain as her mind remembers the skills and moves but her current body doesn't have the proper training to perform them. If that makes sense. Also, I agree with you I didn't like how the love triangle was done and my plan is to not do that in this fic.


Mathmagic - Dejavu is Such a Pain

Marcia's life had been drifting so far out of normality she almost forgot what it felt like to be a normal average everyday teenager. Well, she still had school to remind her.

Marcia took her normal seat in Miss Skullnick's math class, the monster teacher droning on about a subject that the educator herself seemed to care very little about.

"Math...is a symphony...of numbers," Miss Skullnick dully spoke

The instructor looked just as bored as her students, many of whom were falling asleep at their desks. Miss Skullnick let out a yawn before turning to the chalkboard writing something down.

"It's the poetry of logic. The magic behind nature. The beauty of seashells."

Jackie Lynn Thomas had her arm resting on her desk, chin in hand supporting her head, trying her best not to drift off into dreamland. Justin's head bobbed up and down tiredly until his head hit the desk snapping himself awake before he went back to bobbing sleepily.

Marcia was the most awake but normally she'd be taking notes but instead, she was batting at her pencil, pushing the wooden object back and forth across her desk.

Janna finally having enough of the unfiltered boredom whispered over to Star.

"Hey, Star."

"Uh-huh?" Star asked

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" Janna whispered

"I don't know," Star asked

"To get to the other side," Janna finished

Although not truly a joke it was enough to get Star going. The Princess burst out laughing cutting off Miss Skullnick's lesson.

Miss Skullnick stopped writing on the chalkboard turning to the giggling blonde. "What's so funny?"

"Hey, Skullzy, get this. She said 'to get to the other side.'" Star let out another round of chuckles. "Get it? Ah, you expect the punchline to be one thing, but what you end up with is just logic. Classic anti-humor!"

Miss Skullnick, not at all amused, crossed her arms.

"Okay, Miss Butterfly. If you are so enamored with logic, why don't you get up here and solve for C?"

A round of "Ooh's!" sounded across the classroom, all the students looking at Star.

"Oh, relax, people." Star stood up from her seat. She danced, literally, to the front of the class taking the chalk from Miss Skullnick.

"Thank you!" Star hummed writing on the board. "Okay...Ahem! And C equals…"

Star stepped back from the board revealing her answer, a simple but cute drawing of a cat's face.

"Catface!"

Jackie-Lynn gasped straightening up in her seat. "Catface-!" She let out a snort before going back to snooze town.

Star tossed her chalk away like a rock star flinging their mic after the end of their set.

"I walk back to my desk."

"What?!" Miss Skullnick exclaimed, "No, Star, C equals the circumference! You-You just drew a cat!"

"Yeah, but I don't just draw cats. I draw rainbows, lightning bolts, hamburgers. I don't know where this stuff comes from-," Star explained

"Star."

"-Might draw a chicken later-"

"Star!" Miss Skullnick shouted

"Depends on how bored I get." Star finished

"Get up here and solve for C," Miss Skullnick demanded

"I got nothin'. I'm so bad at math!" Star said

"No one is going anywhere until you come up here and solve this math problem," Miss Skullnick said

Star takes two pencils sticking them in her mouth mimicking Miss Skullnick's fangs.

"Solve this math problem," She spoke imitating Miss Skullnick.

Star let out a groan standing up from her seat.

"Fine."

Star gets out of her seat and once again dances to the front of the classroom, this time with a bit less zealous along with an irritated expression on her face.

She sighed once again taking the chalk from her teacher.

"Uhhhh…" Star stared at the board then to the classroom's clock.

She looked back to the board but did not attempt to write anything before she looks over her shoulder to her classmates.

"Star, what's going on?" Marcia whispered

"Ah!" Star shouted before quickly writing something on the board. When she was done on the board in big bold letters was "Marcia help me!".

Everyone reads the board before looking at the brunette.

"Uuhh…."

Marcia not knowing what to do and uncomfortable by all the staring slowly starts to sink down in her seat using her desk as a buffer between herself and the peering eyes.

"Ugh. Okay, let's just get this over with," Star said

She pulls out her wand shooting the chalkboard with a blast of magic.

Star was all prepared for the lecture she was going to get from her teacher but that never comes. Instead, the room is filled with a shrill yet somewhat deep rumbling noise echoing through the room.

Star blinks and when she opens her eyes she somehow finds herself back in her seat.


Puzzled Star looked around the room confusedly, wondering what had just happened. She looked at Janna and the girl wasn't wearing her normal beanie but instead a knit winter blue cap.

"Hey, Star. Why did the chicken cross the road?" Janna asked

Star was even further confused with Janna's reiteration of her previous joke.

"What?"

"To ask out the rooster," Janna said

"Uh...didn't we just go through this?" Star questioned

Now Janna was the one confused raising a questioning brow at Star.

"What?"

"Uh, that joke. You just told me it a minute ago. But it was a little different," Star explained

"What are you talking about?" Janna questioned

"And where did you get that hat?" Star pointed at Janna's new headwear.

"Is there something you want to tell us?" Miss Skullnick spoke addressing Star.

"Yes, there is. What the heck is going on here?" Star asked

"Star what are you doing?" Marcia asked

"I'll tell you what the heck is going on, Star. You're going to get up here and solve for C." Miss Skullnick ordered pointing at the board.

"Miss Skullnick, I already told you. I don't know how to do it," Star said

"Get up here and try!" Miss Skullnick shouted

Confused Star stands up from her desk.

"Are you feeling okay?" Janna asked

Star nervously walks to the front of the classroom taking the chalk from Miss Skullnick. She stares at the chalkboard then to her classmates then back at the board.

"But, Skullzy, I don't know the answer."

Suddenly the rumbling sound echoed again and in a blink of an eye, Star was back in her seat.

"Because that's where she parked the car."

Star confusedly looked to Janna, the other girl once again sporting a different hat, this one being a red and white cap.

Star looked around even more confused. "Hey, are you guys all messing with me or something?"

"What are you talking about?" Miss Skullnick questioned

"Hey, Star-" Marcia paused scrunching her brows. She looked around a bit perplexed scratching the back of her head. "Huh, déjà vu…."

"Get up here now and solve for C," Miss Skullnick told Star.

"Ooh!"

"Oh, knock it off with the "ooh's"! Miss Skullnick, I already told you. I have no idea what the answer is," Star said

Another rumble shook the room and for the third time, Star was back at her desk. Janna was facing her way, her cap now a black top hat.

"Because she flew the coop." Janna delivered another punchline to her previously told joke.

Star found no humor in it slightly freaking out. "What is happening?! And why do you keep wearing these terrible hats?!"

"Hey!" Janna exclaimed

"How dare you interrupt my class!" Miss Skullnick scolded Star.

"Star stop messing around," Marcia said

"Oh, just can it, Marcia! You can't tell me things aren't weird!" Star said

"What are you-?" Marcia's brows furrowed as a headache came on along with the jewel of her necklace glowing.

Marcia looked around the room confused. "Janna, what's with that terrible hat?"

"Hey!"

"Get up here now and solve for C!" Miss Skullnick demanded

Star ran up to her teacher. "This is no time for math!" She exclaimed slapping the chalk out of Miss Skullnick's hand. "I need to find a way out of this nightmare."

Another rumble echoed and Star groaned.

"Oh, come o-!"


Star was back in her seat, Janna had another hat, this one a sun hat with a green ribbon around it.

"She wanted to lead by egg-zample."

And just like the many times before Janna gave the punchline of her joke.

While Star was having trouble processing what was occurring Marcia was in her seat looking around confused.

"Uhm what is happening?" She asked aloud.

Marcia was even more confused when Star sprung from her seat heading to the window. The princess was halfway out the window when Miss Skullnick addressed her.

"Solve for C."

"Never!" Star shouted before stumbling out the window. "Oof!"

Star didn't make it that far before her world reset and she was back in her seat.

"Just beak-cause. You know, beaks." Janna spoke now sporting a cowboy hat.

"Solve for C!" Miss Skullnick said

"No!" Star shouted running out the room.

This cycle continued over and over, with the end result always being the same, Star ending up back in class with Miss Skullnick demanding her to solve for C.

No one else seemed to be affected by this phenomenon all but Marcia. In fact, Marcia felt like she was getting car sick.

After several more of these weird time loops Marcia stood up from her desk.

"Star what is going on?!" Marcia asked walking over to her friend.

"Oh, Marcia you can see the weirdness too!" Star said in a somewhat relieved tone.

"I'm not sure what's going on but I'm getting weird déjà vu. Are you using magic?" Marcia asked

"No, it's not me I promise," Star said

"Then what's going on?" Marcia asked

"I don't know!"

"Solve for C!" Miss Skullnick said

"Whoa, Miss Skullnick...Okay, gotta go! Marcia your scissors!" Star said

"Huh oh," Marcia handed her dimensional scissors to Star.

She opens a portal and the two girls step inside.


When the girls exit the portal they're in the Plains of Time dimension.

"Hey, we've been here before. Oh, and my headache is gone!" Marcia said

"Hey, Father Time! Father Time? Father! Fa-Ahh!"

Star screamed as Father Time came barreling through riding on the wheel of progress.

"Hey!"

Father Time looks down to see Star and Marcia clinging onto the spokes of the Wheel of Progress.

"Father Time!"

"You two stuck in my wheel," Father Time said

"Thank you we didn't notice," Marcia said

"Can you help us?" Star asked

Father Time picked up the girls one by one pulling them up. "I ran over you."

"I'm stuck in some kind of weird time loop, and I can't figure a way out of it, plus Marcia seems to be the only one who notices," Star said

"Okay!" Father Time said

Father Time tosses the two girls behind him, and they end up running on the Wheel of Progress.

"Wait! I can't figure out what's happening! I need your-ahh!"

The girls trip off the wheel falling to the ground, Father Time going on without them.

"Well he was sure a big help," Marcia said

"I gotta find a way to end this!" Star said

"What do you need?" A voice echoed in the distance.

"Who said that?" Star and Marcia questioned

"I said it."

The girls look to the sky to see a swirling galaxy forming. Marcia stared at the cosmic anomaly and her pupils contracted into slits as she was drawn into some kind of trance. The galaxy shrinks down until it took the form of Omnitraxus Prime.

"What do you need?" Omnitraxus asked

"I need Father Time. I'm...stuck in a time loop," Star said

"Okay, nah, you don't need him. He's time-time. I'm space-time," Omnitraxus said

"Who are you?" Star asked

"I'm Omnitraxus Prime! I'm the space-time guy. The time loop that's my territory. It's a space-time problem. Father Time problem is like, 'I burnt this toast that I really wanted to eat.'-"

"Look-"

"-'Oh, dang it. I burnt this toast. I wish I could go back in time before it was burnt.'-"

"I need-"

"-That kind of thing." Omnitraxus finished

"I need some answers. I am stuck in a nightmare math class that's repeating itself, but it's, like, changing too? Like, super weird changing. And the only one who seems to notice is Marcia. Tell the weird space guy Marcia. Marcia? Marcia!"

Star snapped her fingers in front of Marcia's face bringing her out of her trance.

"Huh-Wha?" Marcia looked to Omnitraxus, "Whoa! Who is that?"

Star groaned, "Pay attention, Marcia! This Omnitraxus, Omnitraxus Marcia. Now tell him what's going on."

"That your stuck in some kind of time loop?" Marcia said

"And?"

"When time rests some things are weird and different?"

"And?"

"I'm the only one who notices?" Marcia finished

"Yes! See," Star exasperatedly groaned

"Okay. What's it keep returning to?" Omnitraxus asked

"The same stupid math problem," Star huffed

"Wait what?! This is caused by math? Star why don't you just do the problem?" Marcia said

"Yes listen to your strange friend-"

"Strange?" Marcia muttered

"Why don't you just do the math? Omnitraxus Prime has spoken!"

Omnitraxus threw his hands up before he started to turn back into his galaxy form.

"Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, wait. I did do the math," Star said

Omnitraxus stopped, "Hmmmm?"

"Miss Skullnick wants me to do the work," Star spoke putting her fingers up making air quotes.

Marcia facepalmed her forehead.

"Okay, so do the work...Omnitraxus Prime has spoken!"

"I can't!" Star shouted

"Ugh. I have a ton of things to do today," Omnitraxus said

"I can't do the work. I never paid attention in class. I tried to use my wand to solve it, but I ended up right back where I started," Star said

Omnitraxus sighed, "Look, I can see what's happening here. I can show you how to sort this out. But there's gonna be some tummy-time. Strange girl wait here."

Omnitraxus picked up Star phasing her into his stomach.

"How am I strange?"


Marcia sat around waiting for Star to come back. She had gotten bored and had taken to playing a game of tic tac toe in the sand.

"What's taking them so long. I've won 3 games but lost 5. How is that even possible?"

Suddenly the world around Marcia started to tremble like an earthquake.

"W-What's ha-?!"

There was a flash of light and Marcia was back in class.

"What the-ahh!"

Marcia screamed startled seeing that all her classmates, minus Star, were now giant cockroaches.

"Miss Diaz? Is there a problem? Why are you interrupting my class?" Miss Skullnick said

"It's nothing. Just poked myself with my pen," Marcia said

Bug Janna turned to Star. "Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

Suddenly the wall behind Janna cracked falling away revealing a cosmic black void swirling behind it.

"Who cares?! There are infinite chickens crossing infinite roads, okay? So why don't you just ask them?" Star groaned. "Hold on. That's it."

Star's form glitches and she takes on the punk rock appearance she donned during the Mr. Candle incident.

"If all the infinite versions of me know how to solve that math problem-"

Star glitches again turning back to normal.

"-then I must know how to solve it, too, right?"

"Uh, it's just a joke about a chicken," Janna said before she herself turned into a chicken.

"What is-whoa!"

Marcia gasped as she too glitched like Star did. She was wearing a Cinderellaesque red ball gown and there was a crown on her head.

Star raised her hand. "Miss Skullnick, I would like to solve for C!"

Miss Skullnick glitched turning into a trashcan. "Star? Are you feeling well?"

Star stood up walking to the front of the class.

"Perfectly fine-"

Star glitched into a baby.

"-Miss Skullnick."

She then glitched into an elderly version of herself.

"I have a math problem-"

Thankfully her next glitch put her back to normal as she took the chalk from Miss Skullnick.

"-to solve. Come on, Star. You can do this."

Star looked at the equation written on the chalkboard. The room started to shake and rumble as a loud crash echoed. The entire back wall of the classroom breaks away falling into the cosmic void. No one seems to notice but Star and Marcia, the latter of the two freaking out. Marcia jumped on her desk scared by the sudden destruction of the classroom. At the same time, she glitched turning into some kind of forest-dweller wearing leaves and flowers as clothing along with mud face paint.

"Okay, infinite me's in infinite parallel dimensions, let's do this. I already know how to do this in the other dimensions, so I just need to-"

Star glitched and she was in the formal wear that she normally wore in Mewni.

"-channel those-"

Back to normal.

"-me's."

Star closes her eyes taking a deep breath. She reopens them with a determined look.

"Okay, let's see. Solve for C-"

*GLITCH*

Old Star

"-4 over-"

*GLITCH*

Normal Star

"-16 minus 7-"

*GLITCH*

Caricature Star

The classroom continues to break away falling into the void as the other students started to glitch as well turning into different things. A few students towards the back of the classroom turned into Vikings.

Star continued to glitch out as she worked on the math problem turning into a demon before then glitching into a full mascot bear suit.

"-which means that C-"

Marcia held on tighter to her desk as she glitched into a mermaid then a toy, before going back to normal.

The back of the classroom completely falls into the void as the remaining students turn into moose.

Star mumbled to herself once again glitching through a series of alternate versions of herself, first she's a Mina Loveberry hybrid, then a blended version of herself and her friend Kelly, before she turns into a male version of herself.

Jackie and Justin turn into dogs which isn't good because at that moment Marcia turned into a cat. The two bared at Marcia, while the cat girl hissed from atop her desk.

Star turns into an elf before going back to normal. The longer she took on the problem the further the destruction spread. More of the room broke away getting sucked into the blackhole like void.

*GLITCH*

Pizza Star

*GLITCH*

Cat Star

The destruction gets closer and closer until there's no one but Star left, and the chaos only continues as the chalkboard slowly eroded away, causing Star to write smaller.

"To the fourth power divide by root of 3 over 12 and therefore C equals-!"

Just before the last of the classroom is devoured by the void Star writes on the board C=7.

"Seven. Seven? Yeah, seven!" Star cheered

She turned around to see the classroom back to normal, the only thing off was Marcia, as the girl was clutching onto the sides of her desk as if her life depended on it. She was also wearing an expression of a deer caught in the headlights.

"Yes, I did it!" Star cheered

Miss Skullnick looked at the book in her hand then at Star's answer.

"Hmm. Wow. Yep, you did it all right."

"I know! I solved the problem!" Star said

"Well, no, I mean, it's totally wrong. But you tried, so it's a start," Miss Skullnick said

Despite her wrong answer Star smiled happy of her work.

"Nice job, Star. Now take your seat, please," Miss Skullnick said

Star puts the chalk down going back to her seat.

"W-W….What just happened," Marcia said

"Math Marcia. Math happened," Star said

"I...Who knew math could get so complicated," Marcia said

"Oh, Marcia, you have no idea," Star said

"Miss Diaz, get up here. It's your turn," Miss Skullnick called out

Marcia frowns but unlatched herself from her desk getting up walking to the board. Star glances over at Marcia's desk and raises a brow seeing two sets of scratches going down the side of Marcia's desk, as if something had clawed at it.