Chapter 6: The lazy took the initiative

"What's the matter, Onii-chan?" asked Komachi.

"Look like another visitor is coming to earth." I answered with very obvious bored tone.

"Judging from your expression, that visitor is perhaps your acquaintance?" asked Hiratsuka-sensei.

"Correct." I said.

"Although we've already experienced all these bizarre things through and through ourselves, there's still a possibility that you just want to run away from your current situation. So take us with you as well as be our bodyguard if you need to go there." said Yukinoshita.

But all I can see in your eyes is that you're eager to meet up with that alien.

I hope this girl and Lord Champa won't meet each other in the future. If that happens then Lord Champa might blow up the earth the moment this cat lover girl lashed out on him.

Actually I don't need to go for now. Not to mention that this visitor is look just like earthling and can speak our language so it shouldn't be a problem.

Or I hope so. He's a member of Salada Force that's more like a space police squadron or something, I don't think I should believe that he has come this far just for visiting.

Unless I meet him I couldn't rest assured. Not after those jerky dragons' incident.

"Also you have to be the one translate that visitor's language too. I mean that guy is an alien, isn't he? And you're his acquaintance, right?" said Hiratsuka-sensei.

"There's no need for me to be your translator. I mean most of them speaking japanese to begin with." I replied which earned three pairs of disbelieving glares.

Oi!

"Are you kidding me, Onii-chan? Although it's possible for gods and those dragons since they're mystical beings but even aliens spoke our language really surreal." said Komachi.

"I said 'most of them', didn't I? Coincidentally, our language is a universal language for every well-developed and civilized beings in every universes. Source: Vados-san." I explained.

Even I didn't believe it the first time I heard from her.

"Vados-san? Who's that?" asked Yuigahama.

That line caused everyone around her to rub their own temples.

"Yuigahama…" said Hiratsuka-sensei.

"She's the angel attendant who served the god of destruction as well as Hikigaya-kun's mentor." said Yukinoshita.

He still shouldn't remember me thanks to Dragon Balls. But that's really makes things difficult to deal with. Really, what a pain!

(Hikigaya Hachiman POV Ended)

(Narrator POV, Sealas part)

"HAAAAAAAHHHHH…!" shouted everyone except Sealas.

Universe 10 fighters raised their power to the highest.

"Fu…sion…ha!" said Murichim, Jirasen, Murisarm, Napapa, Rubalt and Jilcol.

"Small fries should stay as small fries. If you can't understand through verbal then you will need to be lectured through physical." said Sealas as he launched ki blast at his enemies.

"Not on our watch! Counter Feints! Argh!" said Obuni as he pushed back the ki blast and created multiple feints of ki blasts.

"Feint, huh? That's mean nothing to—" said Sealas.

"Thunder Shock Surprise!" shouted Zium.

"Huh?" said Sealas.

"Solar Flare!" shouted Murisol.

"Arghhhhh…! My eyes! Gak?!" groaned Sealas.

"Fu…sion…ha!" said Jirabalt and Murichapa.

In order to keep Sealas from interfering with their comrades merging, Obuni and Zium confronts him on their own.

Obuni pushed back Sealas's ki blast and casted feint on it to make it difficult to detect but still severely injured from pushing back alone.

Before Sealas could do anything about the feinted ki blast, Zium uses Thunder Shock Surprise to jam his movements from behind resulting in Sealas couldn't dodge Murisol's Solar Flare in time afterward.

Without Sealas's interferences, Jirabalt and Murichapa's fusion is success.

"With the hand of Jiraburichapa. Begone! Evil Containment Wave -Split-!" said the fusion of Jirabalt and Murichapa.

"Curse you… curse you… curse you…!" cursed Sealas.

"Guys! Prepare to dig in. Open wide!" said Jiraburichapa.

Jiraburichapa accessed his full power and trapped Sealas whose eyes still blinded from Solar Flare in Evil Containment Wave.

Once he formed the wave into the orb form, Jiraburichapa ordered his comrades to open their mouth.

The orb that contained Sealas splits into four smaller orbs.

The biggest two orb went into Jiraburichapa and Murisol's mouth while the rest went into Obuni and Zium's mouth, sealing Sealas away with their body as its container.

"Now Lilibeau. Hurry up and do it!" said Obuni.

"Alright. Everyone gather here!" replied Lilibeau.

Obuni then called for Lilibeau to cast all four of them who sealed away Sealas with the tattoo that read "Demon King Seal" on their respective back.

Soon afterward, Murisol and Jiraburichapa defused.

"Seriously, we will have to live with this tattoo for the rest of our lives?" complained Napapa.

"At least you should be glad that we got to live longer." said Murichim.

"Look like continues learning the secret technique from other universes is the right decision after all." said Lilibeau.

"Exactly. If it weren't for these technique, we're as good as dead." said Jilcol.

"Most of them are Universe 7's. As expected of the universe that have a mortal who archived Ultra Instinct." said Obuni.

"But we're still this injured even after saved by Jiren. Better get hospitalized or we will be the corpse for real this time." said Murisarm.

"Let's make sure that none of us die after this, or else that jerky monster might be resurrected." said Zium.

With that, all nine warriors left the scene.

(Narrator POV Ended)

(Dyspo POV)

While Jiren and I headed toward the direction that led us to Toppo, Galactic Patrol HQ contacted me.

"Hi. I'm Merus from Galactic Patrol HQ. This might be very sudden but there's suspicious people keep popping up nowadays so I want to ask you to help us capture one of them nearby you."

Ha?!

"Aren't they just suspicious people?" I asked.

"Well, the thing is, we've been reported that the one nearby you two kidnapping the elder namekian from Planet Namek for his own personal use so please help us out before something bad happened more than it already is." begged Merus.

"Aren't there's guys other than us nearby as well? Jiren and I also in hurry to join force with Toppo." I replied.

Then Jiren suddenly snatched the call from me.

"If I'm not mistaken. Namek has something to do with Dragon Balls so the kidnapper might aim for something related to them, am I wrong?" said Jiren.

"Well yes." replied Merus.

Dragon Balls? Oh how stupid I am. I've already been told about those balls before the tournament of power along with others and yet I forgot the Namek part.

"Balls that can grant any wishes. If any bad guys have their hands on them will undoubtedly cause a ruckus. So you're telling me you don't have anyone left to capture that guy?" I asked.

"We actually don't have anyone left to capture this guy. But not because we're too busy, it's because no one could hold a candle to the culprit in terms of power level. We've even hire Hit-san to capture him but even I can't tell how long he can withstand this guy either." said Merus.

What the heck is that Galactic Patrol thinking? Hire an assassin to aid them capturing a bad guy.

Also, how can that guy even know that we will meet Hit halfway to find Toppo?

"Assuming that the culprit's wish is to obtain unrivaled strength and managed to have it granted, it's become more than possible if that assassin couldn't finish the job. I definitely can't overlook this either. However…" said Jiren.

Ah… it can't be help. If it's not like this then he's not Jiren I know (although he's more talkative than he used to be lately).

"Jiren. I will take care of that mission myself. You go help Toppo first." I said.

How vexing. The member of Pride Troopers like myself has to team up with assassin in order to carry out justice.

"Thank you very much, Dyspo-san." said Merus.

"And how did you know my name? I believe we've never met each other before, not to mention that my name has never mentioned before during our conversation." I asked.

…

No reply, huh? Even though we have similar job I just happened to not like this guy already.

And soon enough Jiren and I arrived to the place where Merus mentioned earlier.

Hit is obviously the one who's on the disadvantage.

It seems Merus is right. The guy that Hit fought with have really high power level, enough to make me almost rethink what I've said to Jiren earlier.

But I won't retract my words that easily. I'm a member of Pride Troopers. If I can't protect my words how can I even protect all the innocent citizens who need helps.

Now for heroic entry.

When Hit going to be attacked, I launched my proudest kick at his opponent.

"Woah! That dangerous." said the guy who I don't know his identity.

"You…" said Hit.

"Hurry up and help me capture him, I'm in a hurry myself!" I said.

And I'm not really fond of cooperating with assassin of all people too!

(Dyspo POV Ended)

(Original Zamasu POV)

"Giving up. You guys can't win against us." said my alternate timeline counterparts.

You don't say. Being surrounded by ten thousand of immortal enemies isn't something I can see any hope in winning at all.

Three out of four of us are immortal so we capable of multiplying ourselves through regenerations. However, my opponents still has the upper hand and advantage. As expected of my counterparts, I couldn't help but acknowledge that.

"Darn it. If we can keep them busy for a while we might've a chance." I muttered.

"If it's just a moment then I might be able to do that." said my Saiyan counterpart.

"You can do that?" I asked.

"Probably. However, do your best to not getting caught in it then." He replied.

"Eh?" I said.

"Now say it! Say that you all surrender!" said my enemy counterparts.

"ROAAAAAAAAAARRR…!" shouted my Saiyan counterpart.

"You…!" I said.

"What?" dumbfounded my enemy counterparts.

My Saiyan counterpart suddenly roared and transformed into his strongest Super Saiyan Rosé form with hybrid aura.

Ah… I finally understand.

I hid my ki and teleported far away from the spot briefly.

If he's in that form, his power will be able to create that mystic aura which can influence Saiyan's ki and break the owner's mind enough to engulf more than half of my immortal enemies.

And the result is more or less as expected when I teleported back.

There's a big internal strife within the sea of my enemies.

"I don't think it would last long. What will you plan to do?" asked my Saiyan counterpart.

"Good timing. To think the situation is really getting better and better. Let me take care of the rest." I said.

I took my left Potara from my left ear and stick it on my Saiyan counterpart's left ear.

And now the time for the mightiest god warrior to be born.

Really, I couldn't believe that I have to do this against my alternate timeline counterparts of all people!

(Original Zamasu POV Ended)

(Hikigaya Hachiman POV)

I have no choice but to spill all the beans AGAIN. This time I have to tell Canba together with healing him as well as took him to the place where no one I don't know would notice him which is my usual spot in the school together with four demonic women whose memories resurfaced.

It seems like as expected. He's searching for a guy named Vegeta and asking him for help so he headed to earth but unfortunately that this isn't the earth he's seeking.

Normally I don't need to spill the beans to him but I have at least two reasons that make me do that.

One, as a stranger to him will make things difficult so I have no choice.

Two, it's better not to make Komachi mad at me for being an asshole Onii-chan on her watch.

And then Cabba also spill the beans about his situation which I think I should at least do this.

"Let me apologize for all the pointless ruckus that you all have gone through." I apologized.

"Eh? No, Hachiman-san. You yourself didn't wish this ruckus to happen either so…" said Cabba.

"But he still committed a crime that is to alter people's memories so I think it's appropriate that he's apologized." said Yukinoshita.

"Not to mention that if the shadow dragons didn't show up he would've continued trolling the innocent us to no end." said Hiratsuka-sensei.

"Shut up, you stalker duo." I slipped my tongue which earned head-lock and suplex from them.

If I weren't superpower, I'd have died at that. It should be safe to say that they deserved to be categorized as powerless Cauliflas.

And for Yuigahama and Komachi who only watching me get attacked by the two self-denied stalkers, they really deserved to be categorized as harmless Kales at this point.

"Um… Hachiman-san. Can you please teleport me to Master Vegeta's whereabout? He should be within your ability range, isn't he?" asked Cabba.

"Let me see…" I said as I searched for Vegeta's ki.

But the moment I found his ki, his voice suddenly shouted in my head.

"Don't disturb me! This is a very important training to defeat Moro so f*ck off. Both you and Cabba!"

I dumbfounded at that and probably visibly about it.

"What's wrong, Hachiman-san?" asked Cabba.

"I don't know how to say but it's look like your master has some kind of intuition that makes him figure out that I searched for his ki as well as your request so he telepathically told me to not interrupt him with his important training to defeat someone." I said.

"No way… If master is occupied then what should I do? At this rate Caulifla-san and Kale-san won't be saved." said Cabba.

I sighed as I know what to do.

"I will aid you in your mission in your master's place then." I said.

"Hachiman-san." said Cabba.

"Hikigaya/Hikigaya-kun/Hikki/Onii-chan." said four demonic women.

"Some of shadow dragons already marked my head which means I'm practically a disaster magnet here so I better get rid of them as fast as possible instead of waiting for their revenge here." I said as I took Cabba with me.

Although I'm no warrior, I still need to take responsibility for all the ruckus I've caused.

Look like it's my turn to officially join the fight.

(Hikigaya Hachiman POV Ended)

(Narrator POV)

Hachiman and Cabba teleported to the Universe 7's earth and Hachiman immediately took down prisoners Gohan and Piccolo fought with.

"This place is…" said Cabba.

"Universe 6's Saiyan?" said Piccolo.

"And who's that?" said Gohan.

"The earth you originally planned to seek for your master." replied Hachiman.

"Eh? Hachiman-san. Didn't you say that you don't want to interrupt master?" said Cabba.

"First of all, your master somehow isn't on the earth. And just so you know that unlike you, I'm not some hot-blooded guy who would just butt his head with his enemies unprepared." said Hachiman as he turned his head to Gohan.

"Eh?" said Gohan, confused.

"What do you want to do with Gohan? And who exactly are you?" said Piccolo.

"Er… How should I say? He's Universe 6 Team's earthling member but somehow he's forgotten by almost everyone." said Cabba.

"Is that so… anyway, why are you guys come here?" asked Piccolo.

"And what business you have with me?" asked Gohan.

"Actually, I would like you to tell Cabba how to obtain your strongest form that you've shown during the tournament." said Hachiman.

Everyone dumbfounded at that.

"Ehhhh?" said Cabba.

"Everyone appeared to have their hand full so we have to rely on ourselves. In order to help those punk friends of yours, I think you obtaining that form is necessary. Since you're also the Saiyan like him so it shouldn't be completely impossible." said Hachiman.

"Well, actually it's because Elder Kai's ability that I was able to obtain that form, not exactly my own ability. Not to mention that it took more than a day to draw out that form." explained Gohan.

"Is that so? How unfortunate." said Hachiman.

Piccolo then inhale and exhale.

"Well, if doing that in hyperbolic time chamber then it would take about four to five minutes in the real world." suggested Piccolo.

"For real? Then…" said Cabba.

"The problem is Elder Kai, right? He's a god so he might not just do it for us willingly." said Hachiman.

"Ah…" dejected Cabba.

"Well, he might help if you bribe him with some kind of porn or similar stuff." thought Gohan.

"Well, I guess I will just at least have to go see him." said Hachiman.

"Wait Hachiman-san. Giving how strong you really are, aren't you alone enough to handle the situation? I mean you're even won the tournament after all." said Cabba.

"You're such an idiot for relying on references regarding that tournament. The current situation isn't the same. Everyone aren't forced to not use weapons, flight or killing this time so my performance back then literally not enough to guarantee anything. At least our current level won't do." said Hachiman.

"Well, he has a point." thought Gohan.

"If you don't mind I want you to lead us to where hyperbolic time chamber when we're back with Elder Kai." said Hachiman as he and Cabba teleported away.

"Er… Yeah…" said Gohan and Piccolo as they flew to Dende's whereabout.

"He thinks he really can convince the Elder Kai. For real?" thought Piccolo.

"He's a mysterious person. How come everyone coincidentally forgot him? What's going on?" thought Gohan.

After three minutes of Hachiman and Cabba's departure, they teleported back together with Elder Kai and currently standing in front of the door of hyperbolic time chamber.

"He can do it. For real?" thought Piccolo.

"Boy. Don't forget my reward, okay." said Elder Kai.

"Of course I won't forget it." said Hachiman while Cabba wryly laughed.

"There's go my secret magazines. I will definitely make those dragons paid for this." thought Hachiman.

"And what you're going to do while waiting outside?" asked Gohan.

"I'm not waiting outside. I'm going to do self-training there." replied Hachiman.

"Eh? You didn't want Elder Kai to draw out your potential as well?" asked Piccolo.

"Nah. I have my own reason not to so let not waste anymore time." replied Hachiman as he, Cabba and Elder Kai entered the hyperbolic time chamber.

"As if I have enough secret magazines to bribe him for my part! Also, if it weren't for him moved by Cabba's resolves then he's not going to come to hyperbolic time chamber in the first place!" thought Hachiman.

Meanwhile, on Shadow Dragons' side, three of them who fled from earth join the three ones on Planet Salada after obtaining new hosts.

"What a let down. I thought every single one of us would show up together here." said Four stars dragon as Caulifla.

"Can't be help. One star is quite picky about the host after all." said Three stars dragon and Five stars dragon as Kale.

"As expected of Namekians, the compatibility level is great, unlike that cat maniac earthling." said Six stars dragon as Saonel.

"They're the race that give birth to us after all." said Seven stars dragon as Pirina.

"For me to have to be cladded in this embarrassing looking host. Hikigaya Hachiman, I'll kill you for sure!" said Two stars dragon as Botamo.

"I don't know what kind of fool he made you out to be but our first priority is to get rid of Ozotto. Don't ever forget that." said possessed Kale.

"For that to happen, we need One star dragon. Honestly, where the heck is he?" complained possessed Caulifla.

(Narrator POV Ended)

A/N: Chapter 6 for you readers. Sorry for the long wait.