Chapter 11: Give me a freaking break

(Whis POV, Beerus Planet)

"Things are getting worse, huh?" I said.

After I returned here, I watched the battle on the earth and now things just went like what I've stated earlier.

With Moro merged himself with earth, I'm afraid they're in real trouble.

However, I can't afford to break angel's code just to save them. If they lose then Beerus-sama and I have to bid farewell to our best cafeteria planet, I guess.

Let's see how will the event turned out until the very end.

"Get ready, Zaimokuza." said Hachiman-san.

"So scary… So scary… So scary… So scary… So scary… So scary… So scary… So scary… So scary… So scary… So scary… So scary… So scary… So scary…" muttered Zaimokuza-san.

Hmm… I wonder what he's gonna do with his chubby buddy over there.

Judging from the information I have about him, his ability to imitate and apply the energy manipulation skills of others were quite remarkable, it's as if he was a Saiyan himself, he showed that during the tournament of power, there's a possibility that he's gonna make his buddy for Evil Containment Wave technique which he could learn from his experience with Master Roshi.

However, I'm sure he didn't learn how to seal it, not to mention that he doesn't have the sealing talisman and definitely couldn't use any magic at all, so that is impossible.

So what is he going to do?

"Hey guys. Do whatever it takes to protect those idiot Saiyans from Moro and make sure Zaimokuza is always ready. Understand?" asked Hachiman-san.

"U-uh Alright." replied Saonel-san and Pirina-san.

"Zaimokuza." said Hachiman-san.

"Y-Yes?" replied Zaimokuza-san.

"Your target is insanely huge. Don't miss it." said Hachiman.

"Hmm… Don't worry, I can control my legendary forbidden techniq—"

Okay. We can ignore his unnecessary lines and focus on something else, right?

I mean I've been listening to most of his lines so far and they're all even more annoying than Beerus-sama's divinations so we can leave it at that.

Apparently, Hachiman-san went to join the fight in order to lure Moro into Zaimokuza-san's direction for some kind of plot.

He told Moro that he possessed many techniques that Moro didn't possess and pique his interest, successfully luring Moro to his way.

Goku-san and Vegeta-san tried to keep Moro companies but Cabba-san asked them to not break Hachiman-san's strategy and promised to them that he would ask Hachiman-san to let them finish off Moro in the end.

Hachiman-san himself now ended up in quite a bad shape for luring Moro.

Looks like Hachiman-san still couldn't access the form he used for obliterated Shadow Dragons, not like he could have the chance in defeating Moro in that form either.

And then Moro popped up in the spot where Hachiman-san wished he appeared.

"Zaimokuza. Do it!" shouted Hachiman-san.

"Huh?" said Moro.

Zaimokuza-san poses like how Vegeta-san uses Final Flash but no ki raising.

"CHANGE!" shouted Zaimokuza-san.

And then I saw two souls came outside of their own host body, collided with each other and enter the different host body.

"What's this? Ack?!" groaned Zaimokuza-san.

After Zaimokuza-san acted confusingly, Hachiman-san used portal opening and landed a light punch into Zaimokuza-san's gut, knocking him unconscious.

"Well done, Zaimokuza." said Hachiman-san.

"Hmm… I've once dreamt to be a world before when I was a kid but who would've thought I'm actually becoming it." said Moro.

Now that is really confusing. Who's who right now?

"Hey, you over there. Explain what just happened?" asked Vegeta-san.

"Worry not. Zaimokuza and Moro just have their bodies switched, that's all." replied Hachiman-san.

"What?" said Vegeta-san.

"Now that you mentioned it. Your unconscious buddy's ki is now just like Moro's while the current Moro already went silent and his ki is nothing like his own." said Cabba-san.

"Whoa. That reminds me of Ginyu guy. That's surprising." said Goku-san.

Hmm… so basically, Zaimokuza-san is a descendant of Universe 6's Ginyu.

Earthlings sure are something, to think they could actually carry the blood of other mortal species like it's nothing strange.

"Um… Hachiman-san. If you have a friend with such ability, why don't you invite him to j—mhmhm?!" said Cabba-san, but having his lips sealed midway by Hachiman-san's hand through portal opening.

"It's really an accidental discovery before the ruckus all over the United occurred. That idiot just loves to act like some ideal heroes and one day he just accidentally shouted the word 'Change' in the direction where my delinquent classmate was walking and then both of them just had their bodies switched afterward. In order to fix that, I had to knock them both off and made that idiot fix the mess." replied Hachiman-san.

Ah… he still refused to let Goku-san and Vegeta-san find out who he was.

"But can we trust him? What if he's drunk in power Moro possessed?" asked Vegeta-san.

"Don't worry about that. That idiot's adaptation is really worse than his writing skill. Once he has his body switched with anyone, he couldn't even make the lower half of the new body move." explained Hachiman-san.

"That's so pitiful." said Goku-san.

I couldn't agree more, Goku-san.

"However, there's still a problem left." said Hachiman.

"What is it?" asked Cabba-san.

"How do we defuse Moro's body and earth?" replied Hachiman-san.

Oh right. That's a problem.

"Hey Cabba! This isn't what we agreed on!" said Vegeta-san.

"Hachiman-san. Can't you do something?" asked Cabba-san.

"If I can I won't say such things. Isn't there anybody who knows that exists at all?" retorted Hachiman-san.

"Couldn't you do the same thing as how you release us from Shadow Dragons?" asked Cabba.

"I can only perform that on a possession case, not a fusion case." replied Hachiman-san.

"HACHIMAN! GET ME OUTTA HERE!" shouted Zaimokuza-san (Earth-fused Moro body).

Moro's own body under Zaimokuza-san's possession formed itself on the surface in gigantic size behind Goku-san, Vegeta-san and Hachiman-san.

"Oi! Don't just go and pop out of nowhere, you idiot Titan!" said Hachiman-san.

"It can't be helped. I'm too great to keep it under control. I'm too powerful." said Zaimokuza-san.

Upon hearing that, Goku-san succumbed into confusion while Hachiman-san and Vegeta-san had an angry mark appear on their foreheads and charged at Moro's body.

"Just shut up for a moment!" said Hachiman-san.

"Enough of your nonsense!" said Vegeta-san.

"Ack?! That's hurt!" groaned Zaimokuza-san (Moro's body).

Both Hachiman-san and Vegeta-san kicked the crystal on the forehead of Moro's gigantic body.

But due to Moro's toughness, those attacks only leave a light crack on the crystal despite giving Zaimokuza-san a painful feeling.

Well, that attack is just like having a pebble thrown into the forehead to him.

However, it looks like Hachiman-san figures out something after that.

"I see. That's how it works." said Hachiman-san.

"What do you mean by that? Explained it this instant!" commanded Vegeta-san.

"Although it was just a little, I could feel the bond between Moro's body and earth weakened after our attacks making the crystal cracked." explained Hachiman-san.

After that explanation ended, everyone except the unconscious Caulifla-san, Kale-san and Moro (Zaimokuza body), joined the talk.

"Maybe you're right. Son Goku and Vegeta have fought with that monster but there's no sign of that at all." said Toppo-san.

"But considering that none of those attacks ever landed on the crystal even once then the assumption is believable." added Jiren-san.

"In other words, we just have to crush the crystal from all of his body, right?" said Dyspo-san.

"Considering that the current possessor sucks at adaptation, we still need to wait until all the crystals reveal themselves first." said Saonel-san.

"But just we clear. Once that plan succeeded, Moro's mine. Got it?" said Vegeta-san.

"C'mon Vegeta. Let's share him." begged Goku-san.

"Do as you wish." said everyone except Goku-san and Vegeta-san.

"But just so you know that I'm not going to join you guys. I'm already worn out after that last attack." said Hachiman-san.

And soon enough, all the Moro's crystals finally revealed on the surface and everyone just did their best to destroy them all.

"Damn it. Only one left." said Vegeta-san.

"Just how thick is this damn crystal!" complained Dyspo-san.

Goku-san and Jiren-san managed to crush two out of three crystals on both Moro's hands and they used up their energy for it.

Vegeta-san and the others are responsible for crushing the last one. However, even after everyone used up the energy except Vegeta-san who was still able to stand up despite not having enough power left and reverted from his evolved Super Saiyan Blue to his base form.

"If I only have more power…" said Vegeta-san.

Then suddenly, the unknown power was added into Vegeta-san. Enough to let Vegeta-san to be able to go evolved Super Saiyan Blue once again.

That ki. It's god ki. But whose?

When I looked into it, it's familiar to Hachiman-san's. But how? He shouldn't have any ki left, not to mention that he doesn't transform either.

"This insane amount of power. I don't know how you get it but I'm gonna use it now. HAAAAAHHH!" said Vegeta-san as he hit the last crystal with full power.

After the last crystal is destroyed, Moro's body detached itself from earth.

That's a relief that Zaimokuza-san could still keep the ki intact despite him unable to control Moro's body movements, otherwise he would die along with the shattered crystals.

After that, Dende-san and Kibito-san once again recovered everyone's energy and Zaimokuza-san switched bodies with Moro afterward.

As you can guess, Goku-san and others who wished to fight Moro are now so ready to go for a second round against Moro.

Well, let's leave Moro at that. Now I'm curious about what the mysterious god ki is coming from so I'm looking into the past with my staff.

There I saw Hachiman-san making a portal opening and somehow talking with it.

"I don't have any slightest idea that you choose to end up like that after graduation." said Hachiman-san

What did he do?

Wait a minute. His Time Ring glowing?

"Well, no more talking, lend me your power." said Hachiman-san.

After that, he reached out his right hand and delved it into the portal opening while his left hand reached toward Vegeta-san, shot an incredibly large god ki at him.

The ki is similar to Hachiman-san's yet different.

Judging from the glowing Time Ring I could narrow down the possibilities to one:

Hachiman-san used the technique he used during his fight with Shadow Dragons that involved the Time Ring, except that this time, instead of sending attacks through it, he took the power his future self given to him and sent them to Vegeta-san.

It's not like he traveled to the future so I guess we could overlook it, right? As a reward for saving Lord Beerus's cafeteria planet.

But this amount of power, I could say it's surpassed even Hit's.

Just what happened to him in the future, I wonder.

(Whis POV Ended)

(A few days later, Hikigaya Hachiman POV)

I'm glad that Komachi was safe and sound.

Normally I wouldn't ask for more than that but now I don't think that would be enough anymore!

Seriously, peace! I want more peace! I want to get some rest!

But really, I couldn't get any of the last part, could I?

After the day I took Zaimokuza with me to another earth, he managed to gain so many ideas about his novel and that meant extremely busy to his self-proclaimed beta-reader such as myself.

Even though his writing gets much better after getting all those writing materials no one could ever dream of, reading his works alone is still more exhaustive than drawing the attention of that jerkass goat, especially when the rate of finished script coming to me was thriced.

But what annoys me the most is that Yukinoshita makes fun of me for getting exhausted over something like that when I'm super tough at handling bad guys in fights while Yuigahama is just being Yuigahama.

However, I'm not going to suffer alone as I make the whole Service Club share my pain as well.

You might doubt that how the heck did I do to get to that point, especially when Yukinoshita should really be the one who protested that.

Let me explain how to conquer the Service Club and make it accept the request.

First, although Yukinoshita is the president of the club, she still can bend her knees to the certain unmarried student counselor, who was also the club advisor.

If I could get her help, I can overthrow Yukinoshita's decision.

So I took advantage of my position as Zaimokuza's beta-reader and suggested him to write a spin-off in the female protagonist POV.

It's my luck that Zaimokuza himself didn't think about her background even once so I basically plotted it for him using Hiratsuka-sensei as a reference and he may make it brighter if he wants to.

As expected from Zaimokuza, he managed to milk a bunch of otaku's favorite charades together with its illustration that inspired by Hiratsuka-sensei's looks into that character which led me to perform my next act.

I visited Hiratsuka-sensei personally during lunch break and let her have a look into it. Guess what? She totally gets into it and makes the script reviewing the official request to the Service Club.

Yukinoshita protested it at first, saying that it's something of my forte or Hiratsuka-sensei's forte so she won't accept it.

Hiratsuka-sensei, she started rapping off at you, saying how good that female protagonist which she just claimed to be her avatar is, like a shady salesman, and ended up gloating Yukinoshita that her comprehensive ability just inferior to the writer's which trigger her competitiveness and leading to Yukinoshita give in.

And that's how Hikigaya Hachiman conquered the Service Club.

Some of you might think that isn't it better to just turn down Zaimokuza in the first place instead of doing this.

Then I guess I have to tell you the reason why.

It's because I have promised him that I will be his beta-reader until either the graduation or until his works get official serialization if he tagged along with me to another earth and help me defeat the bad guy there.

And right now I'm suffering under the consequences of my shitty promise.

I can choose to wait until graduation but I don't know if I can maintain my sanity until then so I choose another choice, that's all.

Little by little, without any other requests being made (which I doubt that Hiratsuka-sensei might just shove them off on propose just for the sake of her beloved alter ego of a fictional female protagonist), Service Club as a whole turned into Zaimokuza Novel Beta Readers Club before anyone knew it.

The content as a whole might not be bad.

His writing skill is still trash-tier as ever!

Too many unnecessary fan services.

Adding unknown french quotes just for the sake of making his own writing look good without knowing their meanings and how to write them correctly except 'déjà vu'.

(Sigh)

Well, considered that he even got Hiratsuka-sensei to be his fan, a personal beta-reader and illustrator at the same time, I guess my plan to liberate myself from the promise isn't impossible anymore.

"What am I? Ooboshi Akiteru?" I muttered to myself.

There's no way I could fit the bill even if I have any underclassman named Iroha, especially when what he likes to drink is totally something I definitely won't let even a single drop of it touch my tongue.

What will Zaimokuza be? I don't think Kohinata Ozuma would fit the bill at all.

However, I do think that Hiratsuka-sensei would fit Murasaki Shikibu-sensei well (if judging from her look and illustrations alone, it would be really a problem if she shared the same fetish with that character too).

(Sigh)

Only if I still have a Time Ring and Supreme Kai Potaras with me, I could escape to the future to cool down my head.

And you guys might ask why I'm not teleported away.

As you know that the certain annoying female Saiyan has her lost memory about me returned. If I teleported away from earth, that bitch will catch the wind and challenge me to fight to no end.

And if I teleported to the earth, the Saiyans named Son Goku and probably Vegeta would do the same thing as that bitch for sure despite them don't having their lost memory about me returning since they only care about fighting.

I guess I'm somewhat too nice of a person to not hire Hit to kill them all (not like I have enough treasures I could use to hire him in the first place).

Even though there's no documents I need to take care of like what it looks like during the cultural festival, I'm still so freaking tired.

Even though I don't have to put the fate of universe on some stupid tournament right now, I'm still so freaking tired.

Even though there's no parasite dragons rampage right now, I'm still so freaking tired.

Really, if I knew this would happen I should at least not let my inner demon obliterate that dragon in the first place.

With Dragon Balls remaining, things would be easier to solve after all.

Really, I am really so freaking jealous of gods of destruction.

Just destroy unnecessary planets and people, having a personal angel serve you whenever you want.

Seriously, unlike mortals such as myself, the divine beings like them surely have it easy, huh? How envious. How unfair.

In order to blow off my excessive stress, I went to the rooftop to find a peaceful place to nap.

Once I opened the door, someone greeted me.

"It's been a while, Hachiman-san."

No way. Why did he, of all people, come here?

In front of me, it's a short male with sky blue skin and white slicked back hair, wearing dark blue long-sleeved shirt, with baggy shoulder pads, that runs beneath his red-colored belt with the kanji symbol for "Grand" (大).

Am I hallucinating? No, I just wished I was hallucinating.

"The Grand Priest-sama?!" I said.

(Hikigaya Hachiman POV Ended)

A/N: Chapter 11 for you readers. Please enjoy.