Okay I am going do a bit of rewriting right here. Anyone who has read up to now may want to take a refresher, because it is about to get a lot funnier before the serious starts.
Jack and Elsa are wandering around and they come to a huge double door marked keep out. Well Jack looks at Elsa and says, "never stopped me before."
Elsa, "says keep out, dufus."
Jack, "it screams to be open, like a flashing neon sign!" and he opens it up.
Elsa, "eewwwweeee, what is that smell! It smells like Reigh deer phoo!"
Jack picks up a halter and says grinning, "we found where North keeps the Reigh deer, all right!" He pumps the air and wind swirls around him. Lifting him off the ground to this he giggles.
Elsa, following a floating Jack enters the stables looking around they notice stalls with names on them. Prancer, Dancer he kicks the stall door and snorts menacingly. It causes Both of them to jump into the air. Coming back down they notice a bunch of elves wandering around trying to wash the Reigh deer while getting under the feet of the Yeti who practicing animal husbandry and doing a fine job of Reigh deer management even if a few of the beasts had an exceptionally explosive temper. Vixen and Blizten looked like twins and they reared up and stomped and kicked if it was not for the largest Yeti both Jack and Elsa had ever seen holding them, they would have gotten away and trampled them where they were hiding.
"He is huge!" Jack
"He looks like he could beat a team of ice harvesters with a sneeze!" Elsa
Jack, "Bets on him, definitely! He could spar with Hercules!"
Elsa, "maybe beat him, but he would not look as good!"
"shhsss" Jack puts his finger over his lips and points up floating up with winds help.
Elsa giggles, "oh!" and follows him.
They glide along the roof until they come to Rudolph's pen. Now this pen felt more like home to the two winter sprites. Because Rudolph loves winter, especially sports. Rudolph was watching the skiing in Winnipeg, when Jack and Elsa wondered in. He looked over grunts, looking surprised! He starts nuzzling and licking them. Of course, he gets his tongue stuck on Jacks face.
"Hey, hey stop, stop that!" jack squeals trying to get of the way.
Elsa, seeing that she is going to be licked pushes Jack right into it. Steps back and watches. When Rudolph's Tongue gets stuck to Jacks face, she laughs so hard she can't stand up.
"hahahahahhaahha!" Elsa. Trying to get up, looks again and falls into another fit of laughter. Then grabbing her sides and holding it in helps Jack calm down so he can unfreeze his cheek. She kissed the other one and warmed him right up. Now Jacks cheeks are a deeper shade of blue but they are warmer, Elsa puts her hand on his cheek and says all better. Rudolph is happy to be free.
He jumps up and flies a bit off the ground coming down light as a feather. He shakes his antlers which have a mountain of tinsel on them that the elves have decorated him with. He looks at Jack and Elsa with a can you help look?
Jack shrugs and starts pulling tinsel off Rudolf's antlers, Elsa joins him in the task it takes them about an hour to get all the tinsel and glitter off Rudolf. He is so happy and overjoyed. He starts nuzzling them. Blitzen and vixen start making snorting laughing noises at Rudolf all the other Reindeer start Jack thinks I looks like they are making fun of him. Rudolph goes into his stall in the corner and curls up in a ball. Jack fumes. Elsa looks at Jack, "I know that look—the answer is no!"
Jack grins grabs a grooming razer used to shave the excess hair off the reindeer legs then Grabs a wayward elf. Jack grins wickedly, "I'm on the naughty list for a reason!"
Elsa looks at Jack skeptically with her left eyebrow raised and says, "What is your master plan?"
Rudolph is still cowering in the corner while bedlam has erupted outside the stall a mass of reindeer like insults it sounded like, laughing, stomping and such.
Jack then lifts pulls a golden pouch from his hoodie pocket and grins, "got this from Sandy when he was not looking."
"Jack that is devious" Elsa then motions at the elf in Jacks hand, "what are you going to do with them?"
"Ahh! But that is the most fun part of the master plan!" Jack looks at the Elf, "want to have some fun with the big furballs?" The elf grins and twinkles his hat a firm yes, "well gather your brothers and meet back here I need you all in one spot for this to work" the Elf scurries of to do Jacks bidding.
Jack explains to Elsa the whole plan and her role when an hour later a heard of elves come running in the room at which time Jack rubs his hands together and grins, "time to begin"
"Okay, Elves, I want you to stay here until I put everyone to sleep and then it is time to strike, by the time they wake they will not know what hit them" Jack grins and giggles.
Elsa just rolls her eyes, "come on we have work to do"
Jack opens the bag of Sandy's sleep sand. He and Elsa use the wind to distribute it throughout the entire building putting everyone to a deep sleep. After accomplishing that Jack turns to the elves and divides them into groups of seventeen. One group to acquire the razors from anywhere they can be found and to get them to the teams. The teams are to pick a reindeer or Yeti to shave to pose of something funny make them slip a pie, draw on them or such. They all split up to do their assigned tasks. Elsa then looks at Jack and exasperatedly says, "do you really trust them?"
"Now but the amount of chaos they can cause is worth it!" Jack giggles.
Elsa, "this is going to be so much fun! let's go!" giggle.
The two of them jump to the wind and in a flurry of snowflakes start assessing the chaos. And arranging ice slides and slippery ice for them to slip on when they come to. Also freezing Blitzen and Vixen's hooves to the ground just because.
Jack orders the Elves to a safe distance and surveying the damage, in shock Jack and Elsa say together, "wow!"
Jack then slams his staff down on the floor causing an icy gust of polar wind. Everyone wakes up in a sudden chill to discover absolute and total chaos.
Several of the yeti's are caught on ice slides that ride them about the room and land them in a pile of snow at the room's edge. A few others land on their buts because they slipped on ice. The reindeer are not so lucky they have been haphazardly shaved in patches all over blitzen and vixen are trying to get their hooves unstuck and pull the floor planks up at this jack freezes underneath them making the planks like skies, and then blows the two to an ice ramp—for a wild reindeer ride. It starts snowing in the room and then the Elves start throwing snowballs everywhere. It is pure pandemonium, but everyone is having fun!
North Hearing a huge amount of noise coming from the stables and thinking that the reindeer have gotten loose again runs and swings open the doors. At which time he is pelted with at least 50 snowballs from several directions, he screams, "JACK!"
Everyone halts and looks at North and Jack sheepishly says, "yes?"
North puts his hand on his nose and surveys the damage, Reindeer with patches of fur missing. Even yeti with fur missing, snow and ice everywhere, stable doors damaged, grooming stations damaged whole room in need of repair. Jack has outdone himself, this time he thinks.
"OUTSIDE!" Jack and Elsa scramble to get past North fleeing to the freedom of the outdoor snowstorm.
North laughs, "shaved reindeer, little scamp I did that too found out that it grows back in week," he then strokes his beard and looks at the yeti. "Now a shaved yeti, was not brave enough to pull that off...where are elves always under boot?"
Not an elf in sight, strange, North ponders.
Outside the snowball fight continues between every elf in the factory and Jack and Elsa. No one is playing fair.
North wanders through the factory and starts noticing no elves nowhere he asks a yeti's they say they have not seen one but is good thing. So North goes looking for them. Eventually he follows a bunch of little tracks in snow leading out from an open window. He hears laughter and jingling bells meaning his elves are there. He pops up and says, "Jack!"
Everyone freezes, Jack gets buried in a snowball thrown by Elsa, Jack falls on top of her in a compromising position causing both to blush blue. The elves vanish and the two winter sprites are left alone with an angry North.
North, "Jack you on Naughty list forever!"
Jack, "she is my wife you stiff shirt! I may not be able to do anything...arrrgggee. You have no idea what I am going through!" Jack storms off leaving a stunned North and a flabbergasted Elsa with similar problems.
That night a polar blizzard swept through the pole because two winter sprites were crying in opposite rooms.
Pitch having watched the whole scene says, "I knew Jack has a sense for mayhem, but I had no idea he could plan it out to that much detail...I need to see if I can exploit this next time, it is a Genius at work.
Corrupting North's Elves now THAT! is something I haven't even thought of! I wonder if North still controls them or not? Haha!"