- So I walked over to that girl, didn't I? ... Ryder continued as they sat down at the table ... And I thought, "Fuck your waiting list, today I'm first in line" and she, "First meeting for anyone who's gonna throw that asshole out. so I thought" I'll do it. " I don't really remember what happened next, but three days later I woke up in the hospital with a tattoo on my butt, that was written HIV.
- What is HIV? Evi asked.
Skye leaned in and whispered in her ear, making Evi gasp and cover her mouth.
She seemed a little scared as she looked at Skye to make sure he wasn't kidding her, but after seriously nodding her head as part of verification, Evi jumped up and ran towards the bathrooms.
On the way, she knocked over the waitress, making her scream as hot drinks were spilled on her from the tray, then disappeared through the door, several frightened women running out of the bathroom a second later.
- Yes, it might be there for a while. Skye commented.
- Don't beat yourself up with this. But shit, remember when Hunmdiger poisoned the water with a laxative? I'd like to get him. Said zuma
- He did something like this? John asked
- Yes. A year ago.
- Well, then thank your lucky stars for having me. John said
This turn of events was absurdly fast and they were about to stop him to ask what he meant, but John ran from the table before they could say anything.
John then ran to the center, climbed up to the bar and raised his hands, making the whole room go silent immediately.
Well, hush except for the sound of the bathroom door opening, the morbid-looking Evi slowly made her way back to the table.
- Citizens of the adventurous bay, listen to me! ... He shouted ... For years you were tormented by one man who was always jealous of everything to the point that he made you diarrhea late at night! It was all the work of one man this man is, Mayor Hunmdiger!
- Rape him with a cucumber! someone screamed as the whole bar flew into a rage.
- Throw it in the sewage! Another customer shouted.
- Rape him with a cucumber! ... yelled a third customer ... And then throw him into the sewage!
Everyone in the bar cheered as John jumped off the bar and waving his hand, everyone followed as he ran out the front door.
The crowd grew larger as they ran through the city towards the road, some carrying lit torches while others confidently held pickles in their hands.
Still running and screaming as they reached the road coming out of town but the pace never slowed down
Hunmdiger sat at his desk with a cup of coffee as the crowd walked down the hall, then poured it on himself as the door was breached off its hinges, giving him two reasons to scream as he was caught by angry people.
He tried to summon help, but his words were cut short when John shoved a cucumber into his mouth to silence him.
The now cheering crowd lifted him over their heads, and John led them back the same way they had come when the Lady Mayor was passing by, on her way to a game of poker.
- What the hell is going on here? she demanded as they ran alongside.
- Him pay for his crimes! Someone in the crowd screamed.
- We found out he's responsible for our late night diarrhea!
Lady Mayor gasped at this startling revelation, then took a cucumber from her pocket and ran to join the cheering crowd.
Chase reached into the monitor and pressed a button, and the TV station logo appeared on the screen.
The image turned into what looked like an angry, screaming crowd shortly afterwards, and you could hear a mixture of cheers and screams as the familiar-looking Golden Retriever reporter Ella appeared in field of vision.
- We are here live in the adventurous bay, where an intense scene breaks out. Some argue that this is just an example that justice has finally been done, but others argue that this sort of vigilance action is going too far. Oh, there is mayor! Is there anything you can tell viewers at home?
- I certainly can. It's a beautiful day for democracy when the crimes of bad people like Mayor Hanmdiger finally come to light. But it's a bittersweet victory ... I can't say ... how many sleepless nights have I spent ... just ... just in pure agony because of what this man has done. This is from behind the children, you soulless bastard!
Then she took another cucumber from her pocket and screamed in rage before bursting into the crowd, where she was out of sight.
The camera then zoomed towards the background where John could be clearly seen dancing on the table as he poured alcohol over the cheering crowd.
Ella continued as the camera returned to her.
- I just got word that no police action will be taken, given the Mayor's open support for the incident, so basically Mayor Hunmdiger is alone. Live from the adventurous bay. And chase if you are watching please give me a call. I haven't been able to stop thinking about you since five years on patrol and I think I love ...
- Okay, that's enough. chase said turning off the monitor.