Humndiger watched the murder news, the victim was strangled. He decided to take the case himself. He took a rusty old revolver from the closet. He joined the police radio waves. After a while he jumped on the bike and rode like crazy to make it before the police.
He drove to the old warehouses, came in with his gun pointed. He could see a shadow in the next room. He walked in and saw an old woman of 100 or older with huge wrinkled tits all the way down to the ground.
The woman made a strange noise and swung her old tit. He avoided this and aiming it for her head. His weapon failed. The old grandmother laughed and slapped him with her other tit.
He felt only a break in his neck and he flew back. He woke up in his bed, went to the bathroom and saw something that made him realize it was not a dream.
There was an old tit mark on his face