TY to my friends for reviewing the previous chapter!

Hey not sure if you're still reading this one RWIW, but I just wanted to say Thank you for the reviews to my fics Utopia, Lions Shouldn't Swim, Into Your Arms and A Dynasty For Us,

Re: Lions Shouldn't Swim: Thanks! I'm glad you liked it. I have another fic with them as kids at the beach that you might like too that I don't think you've read yet, fanfiction

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(isn't it lame that this site actually filters out its own links)

I think you had reviewed Utopia before but it was nice getting a review again!

"Well, that's a nightmarish possibility. I can't see it in canon, but I DO think Cersei and Jaime are Aerys's b*** and there ARE two more books, so you never know. Also, I LOVE the "Knight King" pun. That's so terrible I can almost see GRRM using it."

I think I replied to the Aerys being their father possibility last chapter. I could see it, but I think in canon Joanna wasn't near Aerys at the time of conception, was she?

I love my Knight King pun lol. If GRRM used that I'd be thrilled, I think it's both terrible and brilliant. I also think it would be a fitting ending to Jaime's arc. Imagine if after all the talk of Dany or Cersei going mad, Jaime, one who saved King's Landing from destruction ends up being the one to ruin it. But I don't think GRRM will be brave enough to go this route. I'm not even sure if Mad Dany was his idea or D&D's, but I bet if it was his he's changing things after seeing how people reacted to that ending.

I'll respond to the other reviews when i update those fics! I'll probably get another chapter of my fics Golden Age (on Friday or Saturday) and 2nd Chance, 2nd Prophecy out sometime after that before updating Dynasty and Into Your Arms again. Not sure if you lost interest, I know you mentioned not checking here as much, but I've got several chapters of Golden Age out now on here.

Now on with the fic!

"Tormund then said what a lucky man Bronn was. I tried to usher Bronn away, but that man does not take the hint," Brienne paused, unsure of how to continue describing the awkward exchange.

"What happened next?" asked Jaime finally.

"Next Tormund asked Bronn if he knew how to make me and I quote "slick as a baby seal." Bronn then informed Tormund that he'd been with many a woman, and none had any complaints. Tormund replied something about how he'd been with many different kinds of woman himself and all were different. He made some odd remark that even woman of the same species can be rather different in their needs. He reiterated how important it is to make sure you find what she enjoys and make her slick as a baby seal. Bronn then stated "I know how to fuck. Come on Lady Brienne, let's get back to my room and get fucking." Then Tormund said "Well, it doesn't sound to me like you know how to fuck. I bet you just stick it in and do your thing. There's so much more to it than that. Maybe she'd rather make love. Brienne, do you really want to fuck this man, or would you rather make love to me?"

"I am most interested to know what happened next, but both of these men are far below your station, Lady Brienne. I may not love you, but I could find you a highborn man who would treat you well," said Jaime.

"That won't be necessary, Ser Jaime. I only wish to marry for love and if I cannot have you-"

"Love could come in time," he replied.

She eyed him hopefully. "You mean-"

"No. Not for us. Sorry. I just. All I can think about is Cersei even after being away from her so long."

She gave a sad smile. "I suppose absence really does make the heart grow fonder."

"Aye. Which is why I'm going to ride back to King's Landing today. But first, I'd really like to hear the rest of this story."