"Very bizarre? What in seven hells happened?" asked Jaime.
"Well once we arrived at this cave, Tormund told us to stay back while he went to see if Sheila was home. We would all come to find out shortly later that Sheila was a bear. The cave was unoccupied at that time though, save for three small cubs. Tormund picked up one of these cubs and turned to us and asked if we could see the red tint in its fur. I stayed back as I was rather puzzled at this point and more than a bit annoyed that we had walked so far only to seemingly stop at some cave. So I replied, sarcastically. "Yeah, perhaps it's related to you," as I rolled my eyes. Bronn on the other hand approached Tormund to get a better look and he commented, "Fuck I don't know, maybe there's a bit of a red tint. Tormund then smiled at me even more creepily then ever before. He thanked us for our comments and informed me that he was pretty sure I was right, he announced that he was certain the cubs were his children. Before I could comment back, Bronn pointed out that a big ass fucking bear was approaching in the distance."
Jaime raised an eyebrow. "Well, you're here now, so at least you got away unharmed."
"Aye. But not all of us were so lucky," she replied.