Summary: The students we all know and love are getting used to their lives as soon to be high schoolers. But cannot get used to their parents all of a sudden becoming over protective. They figure it is because of the media and everything and decided that they needed to know the truth.
Disclaimer: The characters do not belong to me. All of the parents beside Nagisa's mother are unnamed so I have created their names and personality. Btw the wiki says that Kayano's dad is deceased but for the sake of this let's make him living. Some characters may be a bit out of character and some scientific machinery stuff I mention (about a mind eraser and reversing it) is made up. I am using the dub but some of the Japanese lines for the episodes. Also sorry about the spelling mistakes and any grammar issues. I am also still working on my writing skills so sorry about the low quality.
I am really really sorry for the delay. School started and I have been so tired. So I was unable to write. This chapter is a bit different because the parents all got names. They will be at the bottom please let me know if you like this idea. ".." talking '...' thoughts (...) Author notes/comments.
Chapter 5
The time was now around 9:40 ish after a nice 10 minutes the parents relaxed themselves and started to head back to their seat.
"Is everyone ready?" Isogai asks as he receives head nods from the parents. " Okay go ahead and start episode 2 Ritsu,"
"Roger that,"
The episode begins with Koro-Sensei sitting in a sun chair sipping on a drink while reading the newspaper somewhere in the woods.
"Hmm.." he began "The moon is all they're talking about in the states too. Does no one care about anything else?"
"I mean it was something big and unbelievable of course it was talked about for a while," Shion, who is Nakamura's mother, points out.
The screen then shifts to behind a tree where Sugino is shown observing his teacher.
"There he is chilling out back before the first bell not a care in the world, reading the hawaiian newspaper casually picked up from hawaii! On the way here,"
"Who's kid is this?" one of the parents asks aloud.
"He is ours!" Both Nana and Kenta respond as they slightly raise their hands.
'What is he planning?' Kenta thinks a little tense. 'Better not be dangerous,'
Sugino turns his head to face a familiar blue haired classmate of his who at the moment was holding a notepad. "Nice! Good work Nagisa. Thanks, I owe you one,"
'Nagisa? What is he getting into now,' His mother, Hiromi looks at the screen with worried eyes.
Nagisa responds with a nod and a smile. "You're welcome best of luck Sugino,"
"Heh.." Sugino lifts up a baseball covered in some anti-sensei bullets. "10 billion big here i come,"
"Man, these kids are so creative," Koshiro says amused.
"Indeed, but stupid too," Katashi says while looking back at his son, Ryouma.
Sugino gets into position and lifts up his foot ready to throw the ball. While Nagisa narrates once again
'This is our target and our target is our teacher,'
"Though I am starting to get annoyed by his repetition it is still kinda difficult to believe that he was our kids' teacher," Kataoka's mother, Kana says.
Koro-Sensei was still in place while Sugino finally throws the ball.
"Top of the mornin to ya," A voice says out of nowhere which startled the two teens. It was Koro-Sensei standing behind them with a tentacle raised.
"I knew it, it wouldn't have been that easy," Kenta sighs.
"It's usually considered polite to reply," Koro-Sensei says as his teeth shines.
His seat was shown with nobody on it but just his newspaper falling to the ground while being surrounded by a cloud of dust.
"Ah..uh..eh?" Sugino lets out as he looks at the seat and back at his teacher.
"Yes sir sorry sir good morning sir," Nagisa responds, still visibly startled by what just occurred.
A couple of parents chuckle at the teen's reaction.
"I would have reacted the same way," said Aya, who is Sugaya's mother.
A digital analysis of the baseball was shown on the screen.
"A baseball embedded with government issue anti-me bbs creative points for choosing a method of delivery quieter than the pop of a standard air rifle,"
The parents nod in agreement to what the yellow creature was saying.
"Wait, did you and Ritsu create this whole analysis part, Mimura?" Yada asks
"Well, Ritsu has programs similar to this. I just helped her with some designs," Mimura explains.
"That's really cool, man." Maehara compliments.
"Thanks…" Mimura responds with a slight blush from embarrassment.
The parents overheard this and turned towards the teens.
"My, my, Koki. You helped with the animation and such?" His father Takumi asks.
"Yeah dad, I told you I've always wanted to be a director and potentially work on a tv show,"
"Wow" some of the parents whisper in awe.
"Unfortunately once airborne the weapon gave me nothing but time," Koro-Sensei is shown relaxing in his chair with the background all gray.
"Ample opportunity in fact to organize a defensive maneuver,"
He is then shown going into a shed to find something and fixes a painting's position before heading out.
"A quick visit to the equipment room and ta-da. I had pardon the pun, a handy solution," He raises up his tentacle only to show it is covered by a baseball mitt with Sugino's baseball.
'He did all that just when the ball was in the air,' Nana thinks with her mouth slightly opened.
Both of the shocked teens were shown in a purple background, Nagisa was shown with his mouth slightly opened while Sugino had his jaw dropped.
Koro-Sensei's face changed to stripes once again as he threw the ball up and caught it with the mitt.
"Tick-tock children graduation will be here before you know," He turns around and walks away.
"All right then homeroom if you would please,"
Sugino sighs as he bows to his teacher"Yes sir,"
'That must sting. Especially since baseball is his forte,' Kenta thought
Nagisa looks over to Sugino, worried.
"Damn it… Well so much for my fastball big shock there i guess," Sugino muttered
"It was a good throw," Nagisa commented with his brows furrowed.
Sugino was shown his face was covered by the shade as he sighs in disappointment and defeat.
"Tomohito," Nana whispers, saddened to see her son like this.
"Thanks for the compliment, I didn't get to thank you for this back then" Sugino turns to Nagisa.
"It was nothing and you really needed it,"
"Y'know you are a really good friend, Nagisa" Sugino says with his fist out.
"Thank you too," He replied with a smile as he gave Sugino a fist bump.
The intro began to play.
"No! Can we skip it?" Terasaka asks, still embarrassed by the dancing.
"Sure, It was time consuming anyways," Kataoka responds. "Hey Ritsu! Can you skip forward to after the intro?"
"Sure can" She responds in her cheerful voice.
'I kinda adored the intro though,' Karma's mother, Yui thought.
Episode 2: Baseball Time appeared on the screen.
It then shifts to a flower bed and goes back inside the classroom with Koro-Sensei reading aloud to the class.
"April is the cruelest month breeding lilacs out of the dead land"
As Koro-Sensei continued to teach Nagisa narrated. 'What are the facts? This guy vaporized 70% of the moon and plans to destroy earth in march. He can do it, the issue is how to stop him.
The students were shown with their weapons hidden. Isogai was holding a gun under the table, Yada had her knife under her book,
Visible uneasiness was shown on the parent's face.
"I hope nothing else goes wrong and no one is hurt," Tsumugi, Yoshida's mother whispers.
'Oh and for some reason before ending the world he wants to teach a bunch of last chance junior high nobodies,'
Sugaya was shown drawing in his notebook a picture of Koro-Sensei.
"That is really good," Daisuke, Kurahashi's father complimented.
"Thanks!" Sugaya shouts from the window.
'The ministry of defense was quick to make the most of the situation. They gave us a mission: kill our teacher, save the planet. We're on board because the reward money is crazy, 10 billion crazy!'
Kayano leaned over towards Nagisa and began to whisper "Hey hey Nagisa I heard that you and Sugino's plan didn't go so well this morning."
"I just realized did you two always lean in to talk to each other during class?" Nakamura asks curiously.
"I guess I never really noticed how much we did so," Nagisa replies.
They both look back at their distraught classmate.
'Oh Tomohito, could you have missed baseball that much?,' Nana thought worriedly..
"Hn. You could say that seems like it's really bothering him too,"
Sugino releases a sigh while looking at the baseball in his hand.
"What's there to get all bad out of shape about? i mean it's not like any of us could have done better," Kayano comments
The two stopped talking and focused on the teacher at the front.
'The Japanese word for unkillable is korosenai. so we've named our unkillable teacher Koro Sensei,'
Just as Nagisa finished narrating a yellow tentacle was shown flying past by him catching him surprised. The yellow tentacle picked up a book causing one student to become more anxious.
"Sugaya!" The student flinches in response.
'Oh no,' thought Aya and her husband Isamu in fear of the way the teacher would react after watching the previous episode.
Koro-Sensei was looking at the book intensely with glowing eyes in the shape of diamonds.
He then looks up from the book with his face all normal. "Not a bad likeness i'll give you that but i'm a little hurt by the jawline,"
He turns the book towards the class showing Sugaya's drawing but Koro-Sensei's drawing in red on top showing a much slimmer teacher.
With the words 'REALLY observe your subject!' and 'Tidy up your lines written on it.
"You don't have a jaw!" Maehara shouts.
With this both Aya and Isamu let out a breath of relief while the rest of the parents break out in some laughter at what just happened.
"I thought that he would get in deep trouble for drawing and potentially not paying attention," Aya explains.
The school bell rings indicating lunch time.
"That's lunch, people. If you'll excuse me, I have some important off-campus business to attend to." Koro-Sensei announces.
"Tofu from China?" Isogai inquires.
Koro-Sensei was then near the window
"Actually I'm catching a ball game in the big apple, ciao!" He says as he burst out of the window. Creating a dust of air which caused the teens to cover their faces.
"Although that speed is terrifying, it would be nice to have it. It would make traveling so much easier," Yui, thinking aloud.
'Yeah so then you can leave me much faster and longer,' Karma thought, annoyed at that idea.
"He sure knows how to make an exit," says Yoshida with his arm still covering his face.
"I know that thing is starting to get on my nerves," Terasaka who was two seats behind Yoshida says
'Considering his attitude I doubt he even learned much from before,' Terasaka's mother Michi thought with a disappointed look on her face.
Hinano who was going through her bag spoke up "Talk about unfair we're stuck here while he flies all over the world he could at least bring souvenirs,"
Kataoka walks over to the orange headed girl"Think about what he'd probably bring back, are you that hard up for a mortar show? (I was unsure with what she said here during the dub)
"I'm just saying an exotic snack would be nice it's not like he has to sneak him through customs,"
"You've obviously dedicated a lot of thought to this,"
"But if she didn't, that wouldn't make Hinano, Hinano," Kataoka comments with a smile.
"Aww Thanks!" Hinano responds back with a smile.
The screen then shifts to Maehara and Isogai.
"So hey, what's New York's chief export?" Isogai asks Maehara
"I don't know booze?"
"Sucks we're not drinking age,"
The parents as well as Bitch-Sensei chuckles at this.
"Man, you kids crack me up sometimes," Bitch-Sensei tells the class after stopping her laughter.
"What about something greasy from one of those food trucks." Hinano brought up.
Okajima stood up blushing with his hands in a fist,
"Man, New York girls are hot, especially the blondes!" He shouts as he wiggles his body in a weird way.
"Ugh..this boy," Okajima's mother, Jun sighs in disappointment.
"Oh yeah" Maehara agrees,
"Hiroto!" Maehara's mother, Hikari shouts.
"Looks like some people are getting in trouble," Mimura chuckles.
"Oh shut up!" Maehara and Okajima shouts in unison.
"Damn can you imagine if one came back with him as a transfer student!" Okajima exclaims only to be cut off by Mr. Karasuma entering the room.
"Oh, Mr. Karasuma," Isogai turns to the door.
"Children, any progress on killing the tentacled menace?" Karasuma asks while his co-workers stood behind him.
"Define progress," Nagisa says while the rest of the class just sighs.
"I guess we were pretty awkward with you ," Isogai points out.
"Yeah" the rest of the class nodded in agreement.
"But with time that awkwardness changed amongst all of us," Nagisa states.
"Indeed and now you kids are the people I trust the most" Karasuma says as he pats some of the student's heads.
Hazama who lead back in her seat was the first to speak up after the sighs "Yeah this is e class yo, you gotta lower your expectations,"
"All due respect sir, he's too quick," Isogai adds.
Mimura puts his head on the table while saying"Like so quick you can't even see him sometimes you said so yourself he tops out at mach 20. How do we kill something like that?"
Koro-Sensei was then shown soaring through the sky holding a large popcorn.
"I don't know but you kids had better figure it out," Karasuma states
'I guess this shows how bad the government is at handling a situation like this,' thought Kanzaki's father, Rin
"Seriously?" Okajima asks
"Seriously," Karasuma points at the class "You're the only hope we've got, he teaches willingly putting himself in the line of fire by choice,"
The class sighs at this.
"How many times have we sighed already?" Hara asks
"Too much to count," Chiba replied.
"If we allow that creature to live come march earth will be totally annihilated," Koro-Sensei was shown at a baseball game while Karasuma continued to explain.
The screen then shifts to the now crescent moon. "And in case you need a reminder of how powerful he is, take a look at what's left of our moon that'll be our planet in a year.
An upclose of Karasuma's cold gaze was shown.
"In short he's too dangerous to take lightly that's why this classroom is the last stand between mankind and extinction
The class was shown looking away from Karasuma's gaze as Nagisa started to narrate again
'If you give a group of outcasts and misfits like us a chance to play her,o things are gonna get interesting to say the least. Can we do it? It's a tall order especially given everything we don't know about our target. We can't even say why Koro-Sensei wants to blow up the planet in the first place, let alone what he gets out of teaching us."
"True, but that woman from the previous episode gave us a big hint," Hayami's mother, Moe, points out.
"Or maybe he doesn't want to blow up the planet but he can't control it because from what I see here, although he has that immense power he chose to take a job that was relaxed," Koshiro elaborates.
'Man, he is kinda close,' The class thought simultaneously with a little sweat dropping.
The screen fades to black and cuts to the students all eating lunch in the classroom while talking with one another.
'Good to know that they are nice to each other,' Aya thought while smiling at the view.
"I like how we were really tense a couple of seconds ago and now we are acting like nothing happened," Maehara jokes.
"Where is our son, isn't his seat around there too?" Kenta asks aloud.
"Maybe he is sitting at the other side of the classroom," Fuwa's mother Misaki suggested.
"Maybe…"
An open bento was shown being closed followed by a sigh. The sigh belonged to the still distraught Sugino who was sitting on the stairs.
Sugino just stared at the ground only to be interrupted by a voice and his baseball from earlier held up next to him on top of a towel.
"There you are this may come in handy"
"Thank you Koro-Sensei, wait what? What are you eating?"
"A coconut I grabbed in Hawaii well, care for a bite?" Koro-Sensei asks while biting into the coconut.
"He shouldn't eat that!"
"Isn't that for drinking?"
"I guess he can eat anything,"
"You shouldn't eat the husk," Sugino responds as he takes the baseball from his teacher's hand, well tentacle in this case.
Koro-Sensei sat down next to his student, continuing the conversation. "Solid throw yesterday by the way,"
"Yeah right, says the guy who could probably throw a ball faster and farther on accident than i'll ever be able to on purpose," Sugino replies while continually throwing the ball in the air and catching it.
"Are you on a team?"
Sugino, surprised by the question, stopped what he was doing and looked down at the baseball.
"I used to be,"
"No wonder he was upset by the baseball failure," one of the parents' whispers.
"And you're not any longer?"
Sugino looks up as he answers "They uh they kicked me off. Teams are only for d-class and above, we're here to get our grades back on track. Extracurricular stuff like sports isn't allowed."
"Sounds suspiciously like discrimination,"
"Not really," Kazuhiro started. "A lot of schools do that and if I recall schools in the U.S do that too. Since grades matter wherever you are," (Not sure if every U.S those but mine does. Gotta maintain your grades to stay on the team. I don't play sports but it's constantly repeated.)
" I think it is rather better for them to be off extracurricular because in a way that is discipline," Okano's mother Miu, added on.
"Might have gotten booted either way. Come on, you saw my pitch, I'm too slow,"
Sugino throws the ball back up and the screen transitions to Sugino's flashback while he was on the team. As a pitcher all of his pitches were shown going over his head.
"I never struck anyone out wound up bench warming most of the Season. I was so depressed I got just a slow hitting the books. That's why I got packed off here to the Mountain,"
"We never knew," Nana confessed. "We always thought that he was so focused on baseball that he started slacking up."
"He said he was all depressed. What do you mean you didn't notice?" The class pres's mother, Honoka mentions.
"We rarely saw him. He always left early for "practice" and came back late. Then he quickly ate saying he needed to study. He has had the routine ever since he started."
"Well now I am a bit more confident. I guess I should apologize to my parents for not telling them anything. I guess I didn't want them to worry," Sugino comments while rubbing the back of his head.
"Don't blame yourself man, I would have done the same," Maehara says.
"Yeah!" the class responds.
"Thanks guys,"
"Sugino, may I give you a friendly piece of advice," Koro-Sensei said mischievously as his eyes sparkled.
"Uh-oh," One of the parents says aloud. "This can't be good."
The screen then shifts to inside the school. Isogai, Maehara and Kataoka are still in the class while Nagisa hurriedly leaves. "I need to make sure these get turned in,"
He stops in his tracks as he notices something outside the window. Koro-Sensei and Sugino are seen sitting together on the stairs.
'That's weird what do they have to talk about,'
A second later Nagisa's eyes shot wide open. "Holy crap he's ticked off he tried to kill him!
And now he's literally up in arms!"
The parents all gasped at what the teen just said.
"I thought the government said that the teacher's not supposed to hurt them," Nana says worriedly.
"I don't care if he ain't my kid but if he got injured I'm suing this place," Kimura's father, Shohei states.
"Right" some of the parents backed him up.
"If this is how they are reacting now I wonder how they would react to our school trip," Okano questions.
"I better go buy some earplugs after this," Itona sighs
Sugino was then shown wrapped around by Koro-Sensei's tentacles. A tentacle was in Sugino's mouth which didn't allow the boy to speak.
"Oh my," Kenta comments.
Nagisa hurriedly rushes to Koro-Sensei exclaiming
"Please sir don't do this, he was just doing what he had to. The deal was you couldn't hurt any of us!"
Koro-Sensei chuckles in response "There it is! I thought I recognized that pitching style you were imitating major league pitcher, Arita,"
Sugino's eyes shot open.
A flashback to Sugino's attempt was shown and as he pitches the famous baseball player was shown behind him.
"He's right," Kenta's eyes widened as he looks at the screen. 'I should have caught this earlier, of course, Tomohito would pitch like this. He looked up to Arita ever since he got into baseball,'
"That's right, these tentacles don't lie," Koro-Sensei places Sugino on the ground as Sugino stood up to look at his teacher. "Your shoulders are significantly less flexible than your idols I'm afraid."
"How does he know that?" Takebayashi's father, Shigeru thought aloud.
Sugino's brows furrowed "What exactly are you trying to say that?"
"The famous arita fastball that you were trying so hard to copy is simply never going to be your thing,"
"I mean he is only like 14," Karma's father, Akio comments.
The two boys were in shock but before Sugino can respond Nagisa whose head is down and shaking in anger spoke up first
"That's not fair you don't know how could you that's ridiculous you can't just,"
Hiromi looked up worriedly (She is probably gonna do that a lot. Considering later on) "Oh Nagisa,"
"Look don't worry about it," Sugino interrupts while looking at his classmate.
"I get it why even bother hey we're just e-class right? We're just a bunch of losers and lost causes!" Nagisa shouts angrily.
"How did the school treat them for these kids to even think like this?" Hinano's mother, Natsuko said looking at the boy with sadness in her eyes.
'Seeing me shout like this and such is pretty embarrassing,' Nagisa thought while looking away from the screen.
"Why were you so worked up?" Karma asks, patting his classmate's head.
"That happened a long time ago I don't even remember why I was so mad,"
Sugino looked away from his teacher frowning.
"You misunderstand me I base this entirely on first-hand experience," Koro-Sensei took out a newspaper from his robe showing the front cover to his students.
"First through eighth-hand experience!" The front page was Koro-Sensei's tentacle wrapped around the famous baseball player, with the headline "Tentacles Attack."
"The hell!" Some of the parents shouts.
"Wasn't he suppose to be a secret?!"
"Surprised the media didn't catch him sooner,"
"What is wrong with you?!" The teens shout in unison with their jaws down in shock.
Some of the parents chuckle at the teens' reaction.
'That's what I would like to know,' Chiba's dad Takashi thinks as he continues to watch.
"I even got his autograph!" Koro-Sensei held up a piece of paper with tears running down his face, signed 'Knock it of tentacles'-Arita.
"You actually asked him for an autograph after you assaulted him!" Nagisa exclaimed.
"Unbelievable, right? He was so nice about it,"Koro-sensei continued to cried.
"He's right though, some of us are born with talent some of us not so much," Sugino says.
Koro-sensei's tentacle reached out towards the boy, "Talent is relative Arita's wrists and elbows aren't as flexible as yours." The tentacle was now wrapped around Sugino's right wrist.
"Wow," Nana gasped.
"Like i said these tentacles don't lie given enough time and practice you could become just as good a player if not better and besides why settle for being an invitation,"
"He is teaching them actual lessons other that academic ones," Eiji who is Hazama's father comments.
Koro-Sensei pats his students back and then turns around facing the building
"Next time try assassinating me in your own style"
Sugino smiles as he looks down at his wrist "More flexible huh i never realized how about that my own style,"
"This teacher really helped our son," Kenta says slightly tearing up.
"Hey Sugino have you found your style yet," Maehara smirks.
"I started to, but you know I'm still looking and developing," Sugino smiles back.
Nagisa rushes inside to catch up with his teacher still holding his assignment.
"Excuse me sir, did you really fly all the way to New York just to give Sugino a piece of advice?"
"Why not? I'm his teacher,"
"Well, it's just that most teachers I know wouldn't go that far for a student and I mean here you are planning to blow up the planet by the time we graduate and all that,"
"Exactly," Moe agrees.
Koro-Sensei has a flashback to someone (who we know is Ms. Yukimura) touching his one of his tentacles with their hand.
'Aguri..What is your connection with this octopus?' Kayano's father, Hisashi thought.
'Dad, I'm so sorry,' Kayano thought while looking at his father worridly.
"Hey what's wrong?" Okano asks her classmate which causes the class's attention to shift.
"Well, it's not much really,"
"If it wasn't much then your face wouldn't look like that," Karma comments,
"I-it's just that my father knows that's my sister and I could see how upset he is by that, not to mention the guilt on his face,"
"Oh"
"Your father was meant to know someday and sure he may be guilty about it. But from what I learned as a grown up is that they don't want you as their child to feel the same way they do. Not to mention, we don't know how that stupid fiance of your sister even behaved in front of your father. That man in manipulative so I wouldn't say that you guys were at totally faultt. Plus you guys all made this anime thing to show your parents how fun school was so change that frown to a smile," Bitch-Sensei says a little embarrassed.
"Wow, It's been a while since you said something meaningful," Chiba points out.
"Hey you brat, I was just trying to be a good teacher stop acting like I was a bad one!"
"Calm down guys," Isogai says trying to place the class under control. "But Bitch-Sensei is right let's focus on the positives now and deal with that all later,"
"Nagisa, the details aren't important let's just say I'm here to make good on a promise one I don't take lightly," Koro-Sensei takes the boy's assignment and began to grade it.
'Wish I had that speed to do office reports,' Kataoka's father, Hideki thought in envy.
"The earth will be destroyed yes but my first priority is to you and your classmates,"
He turns the assignment around and it had a hana-maru with a score of 96. He commented 'No major grammar mistakes and a great ending–a fantastic diary entry!'
'Looks like he worked pretty hard,' Nagisa's father Akira thought proud of his son.
"Nothing beats giving you kids the credit you're due, not even me blowing up the earth,"
Sentimental guitar plays in the background as Nagisa takes back his assignment
"Koro-Sensei,"
The two looks at each other. But then the left page of the graded assignment was shown.
"Could you maybe not write problems like this on the back of our test,"
The left page has a tentacle drawn with the words "Extra Credit! Give Reasons in English why for why this tentacle isn't quite moe enough,"
'What kind of question is that?' the parents all thought in unison.
"Wha!" Koro-Sensei shouts in shock.
"We get it you're fast no point being all weird about it right,"
Koro-Sensei looks down "it's only a bonus question,"
"This teacher sometimes act like a child!" Nakamura's mother, Shion says while laughing.
"Honestly sir it feels more like a penalty,"
"Uh yeah well anyway I hope my students take assassinating me as seriously as i take their education not that you'll ever pull it off of course," Koro-Sensei's face turned to stripes as he twirled a pen in his tentacle and proceeded to eat it.
"I guess it's possible because he is some kind of alien octopus monster thingy right? I mean he was able to eat that coconut." Takebayashi's mother, Riko turns away from the screen.
"Most likely," her husband responded.
The screen then turns black for a second and shifted towards the flower bed.
Sugino was outside practicing his pitches while Nagisa was his catcher.
Sugino threw a pitch which bounced off of Nagisa's mitt.
"He improved a lot in a short time," Koshiro comments.
"Oh wow nice one broke so fast I could barely see it!" Nagisa exclaims.
"All on the wrists and elbows I'm perfecting a curveball to place in my strengths between that and the change up I'm working on I've already got a half decent arsenal. Nothing Koro-Sensei can't see coming from a mile away, but what are you gonna do? I'm sticking with it though perseverance is key in baseball and assassination," Sugino replies with a smile as he throws Nagisa back the ball.
"That's a better mindset than before!" Natsuko says cheerfully
"That teacher really did something, huh," Kazuhiro looks at the screen amused.
'So that's why I occasionally sees him practicing,' Kenta though happily.
Nagisa looks down at the bb covered ball he caught as he narrated
'With supersonic speed and um multitasking tentacles Koro-Sensei definitely has the advantage,'
'Koro-Sensei was shown sitting at his desk grading while eating.
'Killing him won't be easy,"
Still
Sugino walks up to the window from the teacher's lounge. "Can i bother you for a sec i want to take a couple test shots at you if that's okay?"
Koro-Sensei's face went back the stripes, "Glutton for disappointment?"
Sugino's test was shown on the screen with the score of 32/50 (64%). A comment was written saying 'Your score's gone up a bit. Congrats!'
"Is he giving praises for a score like that?" One of the parents mumbled
'He was such an awesome motivator the kind of mentor who really knew how to light a fire in you we were having well a ball with him,'
The screen went dark and then showed Koro-Sensei sitting on a blackent in the forest making snow cones with a penguin machine.
"There he is," Kataoka whispers from behind a tree.
"Hey do you think that ice really comes all the way from the freaking north pole," (Unsure who said this)
"Why not he hits up every other place on the map," Maehara responds.
A few parents raised their eyebrows questioning what their kids are doing. While a handful of them are looking at the screen eager to find out.
"Focus, think of the money we're gonna split," Isogai whispers.
The screen moves to the right showing Yada, Okano, Mimura, Maehara and Kataoka all nodding.
"Koro-Sensei!" The students shouted gaining their teacher's attention.
The students all run to their teachers with big smiles on their face.
"Isn't that a little too forced?" Yui chuckles.
"Oh god!" Mimura cringes.
"I forgot we did that," Yada says covering her eyes from embarrassment.
"I hope you brought enough shaved ice for all of us!" Isogai says.
"Are the children opening their hearts to me at last such beaming smiles," Koro-Sensei cried.
In just a second the students all took out their knives and leaped towards their teacher.
"Such little savages,"
The parents chuckles at the change of emotions the teens had.
"Still a little forced but very funny," Yui adds.
Koro-Sensei dodges and ended up behind the teens holding a snow cone. But creating a large cloud of dust which causes the teens to cough.
"Not the worst tactic you've tried butyour smiles were a bit too forced i wasn't born yesterday boys and girls now put away these silly anti-me knives," Koro-Sensei says as he drops a bag revealing it to be full of the knives.
"And take a moment to stop and smell and not the roses than these lovely specimens," The students were holding a flower in their hand in place of their knives.
"These flowers look familiar," Kataoka's mother, Kana points out
Kataoka looks down at the flower and started to yell "Are these from the flower bed for your information sir we grew these lovely specimens from seed,"
" I don't blame her. It takes a bunch of effort to grow stuff," Natsuko comments.
"Ahh! No kidding!" The flowerbed was now shown empty.
"Why would you do something so mean we've been waiting for them to bloom for months," Yada cried while Okano who was behind her wiped off a tear.
"Don't tell me he falls for that." Hazama's mother, Hanako looks at the screen unamused.
Koro-Sensei moved frantically upon hearing what his students said "I'm so sorry, forgive me children allow me to get uh," He rushes off screen for a second
"Get you fresh bulbs," he comes back with a tentacle full of bulbs andquickly went over to plant them.
"So he fell for it," Hanako sighs.
"Well he does seem to want the children's trust," Okuda's mother, Shizuko defends.
"Don't plant them at mach 20!" Okano instructs.
"No of course not,"
"Tulips need a delicate touch," Kataoka continued.
"Delicate got it!"
"I can't with this teacher what happened with that scary face he had before," Muramatsu's mother, Michiko says.
"Right" the parents all agreed.
"He's going to a lot of trouble for a guy who's about to blow up the planet," Maehara comments with some droplets of sweat on the back of his head (I don't know what they call that)
Yeah…kind of seems like a conflict of interest," Isogai added.
The screen shifts showing Terasaka and his gang plus Hazama all behind the building.
'Kirara what are you doing with them,' her father, Eiji thought worriedly.
"He be better not doing anything stupid here," Michi slighty shouts causing her son to flinch.
"Looks like someone's scared shitless," Karma teases.
"Shut up wait till when you arrive. We'll see who is scared then!" Terasaka yells back.
He yelled loud enough for their parents to turn.
''What did Karma do?'' Akio mumbles.
"Better not be stupid," his wife replied.
Isogai stood up to calm the parents and asked them to continue watching. "You guys need to calm down. No more teasing Karma," he instructs.
"Tch, what's with the sea urchin going all earth day on us?" Terasaka questioned.
The screen changes to Nagisa who was happily writing in his notepad.
"Oh hey Nagisa what you writing in your little book?" Kayano asks as she walks towards his shoulder.
"It's a running list of all the chinks in Koro-Sensei's armor a good assassin keeps tabs on his target's weak spots,"
"Well, he is right. Notes are definitely necessitiesI don't know about assassination but as a doctor it sure is (I am assuming)," Shigeru states.
"Kinda sad how kids now days just take pictures of things instead of taking notes," Yada's father, Jiro sighed.
Kayano peeked over from his shoulder and read the following: "Koro-Sensei's weakpoint #1: When he shows off, things get shaky,"
"I don't know about that," Hiromi says
"Wow is that kind of thing really a weakness?" Kayano asks looking up at Nagisa who only sighed.
"Nagisa wouldn't put it in there if it wasn't thank you every detail gives us an edge," Sugino interrupts taking the book from Nagisa's hand.
The notepad was shown with a drawing of Koro-Sensei as well as some points which was read aloud by Sugino. "Height about three meters, weight lighter than he looks birthdate unknown weak points unknown what the hell is this?"
Some of these parents broke out in laughter.
"Man, these kids have some great comedic timing, even if they weren't acting," Misaki laughs.
"So true!" Yui add on.
"Looks like our parents are starting to get along," Okano smiles.
"I hope they don't get too friendly. No offense to you guys but some of your parents scare me," Okajima comments.
"None taken,"
Kayano tilts her head giving a sympathetic smile "Doesn't seem like a lot to go on,"
"Maybe not at the moment," Nagisa smiles forcibly.
'The learning curve is steep most classes don't have murder on the syllabus we are the exception then again we are e-class we're the exception, period.'
As Nagisa narrates the view of the school zooms out then fades in to the main campus.
Karasuma and his co-worker, Tsuruta were in the principal's office
"The ministry of defense appreciates your cooperation me being brought in as the new pe teacher of class 3e as unorthodox we realize but necessary I'll be there chiefly to observe and to offer the students tactical advice. My teaching certificate is still valid, so that's something," Karasuma states.
"You have my blessing sir. Just see to it their education and safety come first," Principal Asano who was sitting in his chair facing the window replied
"For someone who cared about our kids safety he didn't do much about the whole E-Class being the exception discrimnation thingy," Shion snorted
"Maybe thats just how the school functions," Bando, who is Okuda's father proposed.
"Yeah maybe," Shion looked up at the screen suspiciously
"Thank you for your time principal," Karasuma says as he and Tsuruta left the room.
"I figured we'd meet with more resistance," Tsuruta comments as the two walk in the halls.
"He's being compensated handsomely for his trouble. All this seems rather convenient if you ask me, a creature with god-like powers untouchable beyond the reach of the military who wants to teach," Karasuma says as flashbacks of the moon and Koro-Sensei cleaning the air craft previous episode appears.
"No wonder that principal allowed it," Shohei says with some anger in his eyes. "It's always about money,"
"I mean the kids are also in it for the money, I guess that's how society works," Mimura's father Takumi responds.
"Thankfully we've kept it a secret the principal is involved and the e-class students but as far as we can tell no other civilians have a clue," he continued.
"I'm gonna die!" Tanaka who is an D-Class student exclaims.
"Huh?" Karasuma looks up seeing two students walking in the hallways.
"This is the end of the world man!"
"For you!" Takada, another student shouts. "Stop screwing around and get those grades up, man. Have you seen the satellite campus it's a nightmare, no cafeteria, no food, bathrooms look like something out of a horror movie."
The screen changes to the campus but it looks more eerie.
"The kids are psychos, the teachers fear for their lives once you're there you're basically done colleges won't touch your transcript with a 10-foot pole,"
"Pfft!" Nakamura breaks into laughter "Sure we have no cafeteria and such but they make it seem like hell. And plus the only actual psycho we have is Karma, no offense."
"None taken cause you're right,"
"It's kinda funny that they say that about our teachers when some of them were going wild for them at the assembly," Maehara adds.
"Escpecially those two I think I saw them have a nose bleed!" Sugaya exclaims.
"I know I know dude whatever keeps me out of e-class I'll do it,"
"Thank god I wouldn't want him in our class either. Though I doubt that anyone would have been able to be dropped down to E-Class," Sugino comments.
"Indeed we made it so the only transfers were the assassins other than that we made an agreement to not involve anyone else," Karasuma explains.
"Well that makes sense," Kataoka responds.
The screen cuts to a blue sky with a cloud and a rainbow above it. The cloud has the words "Tell us, Kunudon," why the background music was a xylophone.
"Surprise!" a high pitch voice yells.
"Hurray! It's Kunudon!" a group of students shouts.
"Eww no!" Kimura shouts, "Not this again,"
"Ugh I really hated these clips they showed us," Yoshida groans.
"Hello kiddos, that's correct, its Kunudon your school mascot." A cartoonish character the size of an acorn appears. "I'm going to be telling you about all of the sort of super awesome amazing things we do here at the Kunugigaoka academy!"
"Yay!"
"I bet you already know that we make learning fun but I thought you didn't know we're one of the top ranked schools in the country," Kunudon danced around two different set of blocks one representing the main campus while the other is of class 3-E.
There is a board in the back that reads 'Upholding our principles of high growth education, we provide the ideal enviornment for drawing out every burgeoning potential.'
"That's bullshit," Terasaka looks at the screen annoyed.
"Wow that's amazing,"
"Exaggerated much," Kataoka rolls her eyes.
"That's because we emphasize teamwork and equality!" Kunudon knocks the blocks representing E Class.
"Hooray equality!"
The screen cuts back to Karasuma who elabaorates.
"Time tested strategy single out a group is undesirable and the rest will fall in line to avoid being one of them."
"That's pretty effective but harmful," Kana says.
"Yeah, but we did more damage," Shohei whispers guilty.
"That explains the bullying though. Sure their grades were bad but that school didn't need to do that," Bando says.
'I wonder if anyone in E-Class tried to speak out of the mistreatment,' Kazuhiro thought.
"Social engineering at its finest very effective makes our job a little easier than it might be. Otherwise say what you will, E-class is ideal for our purposes remote secluded full of ticking teenage time bombs,"
Karasuma is shown walking back up E-Class only to run into Kayano who jogged in place while holding four bamboo sticks.
"Hey ! What are you doing here?"
"New job assignment as of tomorrow i joined the faculty as a pe teacher,"
"oh that sounds cool,"
"It should be fun yes,"
The parents turned their heads at the window only to see a blonde woman cracking up.
"Why were you so awkward!"
Karasuma looks down clearly embarrassed.
"And I get to call you professor Karasuma from now on," Kayano smiles.
Karasuma turns his head "So where exactly is your target now?"
"Apologizing,"
Okajima was shown behind Kayano running out of the building.
"He messed up the tulips we planted so he reduced his speed and he's letting us all take wax at him,"
The screen shifts to Koro-Sensei on a hanging on a rope that's tied to a tree branch while quickly dodging everything. Maehara was attacking with a knife while basically hugging the tree. The rest of the students were all on the ground, attacking from there.
"Not what I imagined apologizing was," Koshiro Chuckles.
"I don't think that the branch will be able to hold," Shigeru says while pushing up his glasses.
"No kidding, with a speed like that no branch is stable," Maehara's father, Shin elaborated.
"I remember this!" Okano says with a smile.
(I wanted to make another Terasaka joke but I felt bad! Let's hold off until the later episodes).
"Is he totally the coolest teacher ever or what?!"
"A few more minutes of this and all is forgiven right," Koro-Sensei says with his striped face as he continues dodging. "You're a very lucky class I'll have you know not many teachers would put themselves in this position,"
"Because no one can even do that in the first place!" Shion exclaims
Kayano walks next to Nagisa "So uh any luck yet?"
"No this is pretty much all a game to him,"
"This is not what the ministry of defense has in mind," Karasuma's eye twitches.
"Wait hang on a minute," Nagisa says gaining Karasuma and Kayano's attention.
"There's bound to be a corresponding weakness," he took out his notepad from his pocket.
"Hahahaha," Koro-Sensei laughs while students under him attempts to stab and shoot. "Shoot and stab all you want class even with this handicap i am too fast for you," the branch was shown shaking. "Only in your dreams you have any hope of getting the deed done,"
The branch finally snapped because of the tension.
"About time," Yui smirks.
Koro-Sensei fell to the ground which for a moment shocked the students and caused them to stand there. A second later they all ganged up on him shouting.
"Kill Him!"
"Wait, wait, wait, this isn't a part of the deal! Easy, Easy. Oh crap, oh crap," Koro-sensei shouts frantically while dodging on the floor.
The parents erupted into laughter.
"He got what he deserved," Kana lets out in between her laughter. "Meg takes pride in her flowers, you messed them up and you're done,"
"Really?" Isogai asks.
Kataoka clearly blushing from embarrassment responds. "I mean yeah I put a lot of work in it, wouldn't want it destroyed,"
As Koro-Sensei rolls a page of Nagisa's notes is added to the right hand corner reading "Koro-Sensei's weak point #1 "When he shows off, things get shaky"
"Yeah, no kidding," Yada's father Jiro mumbles
"Well your notes are bound to come in handy at some point," Kayano comments.
Nagisa replies while smiling down at his notebook, "Right that's why I'm jotting everything down,"
"My tentacles are all tangled up with the ropes, this isn't what I had in mind!" Koro-Sensei shouts still dodging.
Another note pops up reading,"Koro-Sensei's weak point #2: Has an unusually short fuse."
"Stop it stop it all of you stop it stop it stop it stop it," Koro-Sensei continues to shout but as he shouted his last 'stop it' he leaped to the top of the building.
"Hey get back down here!" Okajima yells
"What's the matter children can't jump this high oh wait of course not," Koro-Sensei laughs.
"What a child," Kanzaki's mother Sayuri chuckles. 'Can't believe he taught my daughter though'
"Argh! Oh man we were so close," Kimura looks at his teacher irritated.
Koro-Sensei continues to laugh as he eventually runs out of breath.
He lifts his face up announcing "Guess who's earned themselves extra homework"
"No fair!" the students says in unison.
Yet another note pops up reading,"Koro-Sensei's weak point #3: No Tolerance."
" I appreciate the notes but was writing notes for every little thing really helpful?" Koshiro questions.
"Well, the first one helped," Kazuhiko answers only to receive a shoulder shrug meaning oh well.
Koro-Sensei then blasts off laughing like a villain well kinda like one.
"Where's he going?" (don't know who said that so I guess you can say a student says)
Kataoka turns to her classmates "We're getting closer to a solution I can feel it!"
"Keep this up and it's only a matter of time before we got it," Isogai smiles
Okano jumps in joy, Yada is holding her gun and the rest of the class were excitedly talking to each other.
"Should we be concerned by their excitement? I know they already killed him but it kinda weirds me out that they were happy about killing someone," Hara's mother Kyoko questions.
"Nah, I say let them be and only be concerned if they try to kill an actual human being," Shion responds.
Karasuma looks at the students from a far distance 'A bunch of junior high kids keyed up about killing strangest…class…ever.'
"I think unique is a better word if you ask me," Yada says
"I agree. I think if I saw this in the past I would think it's strange but now…not really," Okano adds.
The screen shifts back to Kayano and Nagisa
"So what do you think do we have a decent chance?" Kayano inquires
Nagisa lifts his head up "Oh yeah no doubt least I hope so or it's gonna be a really awkward graduation ceremony,"
"Well it wasn't awkward," Nagisa comments slightly embarrassed by his past self.
"Yeah it was rather fun except for the reporters," Okuda smiles.
The screen shifts back to Karasuma 'It's a funny thing the system's given up on these kids and look at them they've got so much positive energy so much…purpose,'
'So that's what they needed. Purpose. We placed so much stress on them that we tried to make them academic machines. They then burnt out, fell to E class loosing their purpose,' Honoka frowns.
Scenes of the students enjoy their time was shown. Then Koro-Sensei who was mid air looked at the screen then sped up laughing.
The screen turns black.
Two people in suits were shown.
"As you can see our situation is a desperate one needless to say this information is shared in the strictest confidence," A woman instructs to a non-visible person holding a paper.
"Hm?" a couple of parents raised an eyebrow.
"Who is this?" Aya mumbles.
The piece of paper showed Koro-Sensei in stripes with some other words.
"Break the non-disclosure clause and you will be subject to a memory wipe,"
"Yikes," the non-visible person says
"Your fellow classmates have already been debriefed, they've done their best but so far to no effect. Once your suspension has ended you'll report to E-class and assess the situation. From there you are authorized to proceed as you see fit,"
"Suspended?" Mimura's mother, Kiku's eyes opened.
"Out of all of the students only 2 of them hasn't been seen," Kazuhiko began.
"Um you mean three," Ristu interrupted.
"Huh?"
"I am also a student well was,"
'How?' the parents all thought.
Ritsu continued, "Don't worry you will learn soon,"
"Anyways who hasn't seen their kid yet?"
Both Itona and Karma's parents raised their hands.
"So it must be one of you two's children," Koshiro says.
The screen zooms out showing a familiar body figure "Whatever," the person throws the paper to his side.
The figure holds up the knife "You expect me to take him down with this seriously,"
"Correct that knife while harmless to humans is designed specifically with your target in mind,"
"Human not human it doesn't matter to me," the person stabs the paper with his knife. "Either way I'm good should be a lot of fun," the paper falls to the ground. I've always wanted to kill me a teacher." Karma's face is shown in clear bloodlust.
"Yikes, I got the chills," Moe says touching her elbows with her arms crossed.
"Karma?" Yui questions aloud.
"That's your kid?" Shohei asks.
"Yes he is I-I am confused I didn't think he would dislike teachers this much he used to be very eager to learn."
"Doesn't look like it now,"
By the window:
"Hell yeah it's Karma time," a redheaded smirks
Parent's Name (m)-Mother (F)-Father
Karma: Yui (M) Akio (F)
Isogai: Honoka (M) —-
Okajima: Jun (M) Itsuki (F)
Okano: Miu (M) Himari (F)
Okuda: Shizuko(M) Bando(F)
Kataoka: Kana (M) Hideki (F)
Kayano: —- Hisashi (F)
Kanzaki: Sayuri (M) Rin (F)
Kimura: Katsumi (M) Shohei (F)
Kurahashi: Natsuko (M) Daisuke (F)
Nagisa: Hiromi (M) Akira (F)
Sugaya:Aya(M) Isamu (F)
Sugino: Nana(M) Kenta (F)
Takebayashi: Riko (M) Shigeru (F) Brothers: Kazuhiko & Koshiro
Chiba: Hoshiko (M) Takeshi (F)
Terasaka: Michi (M) Katashi (F)
Nakamura: Shion (M) Arata (F)
Hazama: Hanako (M) Eiji (F)
Hayami: Moe (M) Yuuki (F)
Hara: Kyoko (M) Hideyoshi (F)
Fuwa: Misaki (M) Iwao (F)
Maehara: Hikari (M) Shin (F)
Mimura: Kiku (M) Takumi (F)
Muramatsu: Michiko (M) Kensuke (F)
Yada: Izumi (M) Jiro (F)
Yoshida: Tsumugi (M) Genji (F)
Itona: Ichika (M) Denki (F)
That is it for chapter 5 I hope you enjoyed I am unsure with when chapter 6 will be released but if you want me to make some short sub chapter like what happened when they were preparing for this I can. Or whatever. Please give me feedback and everything. If anyone knows where I can get a transcript please! Thank you so much for reading. Sorry for the wait.