Summary: The students we all know and love are getting used to their lives as soon to be high schoolers. But cannot get used to their parents all of a sudden becoming over protective. They figure it is because of the media and everything and decided that they needed to know the truth.
Disclaimer: The characters do not belong to me. All of the parents beside Nagisa's mother are unnamed so I have created their names and personality. Btw the wiki says that Kayano's dad is deceased but for the sake of this let's make him living. Some characters may be a bit out of character and some scientific machinery stuff I mention (about a mind eraser and reversing it) is made up. I am using the dub but some of the Japanese lines for the episodes. Also sorry about the spelling mistakes and any grammar issues. I am also still working on my writing skills so sorry about the low quality.
Happy New Years! I am really really sorry for the delay. I had schoolwork then I got sick and then it was time for the holidays.
".." talking '...' thoughts (...) Author notes/comments.
Chapter 7:
(It is now at around 10: 40ish). They finished the first episode at 9:30 took a 10 minute break then finished ep 2 at like 10:10 ish. Finished ep 3 at 10: 32 ish and took a 10 minute break.
"It's been 10 minutes!" Ristu announced.
The teens and their parents all went back towards their seats. Nagisa sits down and quickly sends a text to his friend.
"Hey Ristu," Bitch Sensei calls out.
"Yes?"
"What is the next episode?"
"That would be yours,"
"Finally!" she cheers.
"Oh yeah they get to see why you're a bitch," Takebayashi comments.
"Who are you calling bitch?!" Bitch Sensei screeches.
Takebayashi's family is still somewhat surprised by their son's confidence to even say such words to their elders.
Karma quietly walks in and sits in his seat.
"So you're back huh,"
"Ya miss me Terasaka,"
"Tch."
"Alright loading Episode 4," Ritsu says.
A 7/11 type of convenience store was shown with the bell that indicates someone entered.
"Oh hey there big teach, long time no see!" The cash register exclaims.
A more human like Koro-Sensei is shown "I know right thank goodness for payday!"
"Yeah like that's not weird," Moe (Hayami's mother) scoffs
"That is a strange disguise can't believe people fell for that," Hideyoshi (Hara's dad) comments.
"Your one-stop shop for cheap delicious junk food is well worth the trouble of going incognito," Koro-Sensei says to himself as he walks out the store.
"Hey, cut it out!" a voice shouts.
Three guys are trying to force a woman into a car.
"Eh lighten up doll face,"
The parents, especially the mothers, look at the screen with disgusted faces.
"Is this how you fooled him or well thought you had," Nakamura teases.
"Hey, I thought my acting was spot on,"
Nakamura rolls her eyes.
"Please I don't have time for this, my students are expecting me!"
"So you're a teacher are you?"
"What would you say to a little private tutoring to help get our grades up?"
"Allow me to tutor you gentlemen on how to flirt with a lady," Koro-Sensei sneaks behind them.
He pushes them all into the car
"Lesson one first impressions know what your wheels say about your game,"
He then decorated the car with a pink ribbon with a rose on top.
"Wish we could do that whenever there is a perv around," Shion Nakamura's mother) snickers
"I hear ya sister," Misaki (Fuwa's mom) agrees.
"Why did you use pink?" The men shouts.
'And that's what your worried about?' Everyone all thought.
"I wonder how they got out?" Kurahashi asks aloud.
"Who knows?" Nagisa shrugs his shoulders.
"There is no lesson two," Koro-Sensei dashes back to the woman "Are you all right?"
A close up of her boobs were shown as it then zoomed out to the woman hugging Koro-Sensei.
Some of the dads and some of the students all blushed accordingly.
"This close up is amazing!" Okajima exclaims as his nose bleeds.
"Guess we'll hear this for the whole episode," Kataoka sighs.
'This boy,' Jun angrily thought.
The blushing woman compliments the teacher."Who says chivalry is dead, you're a prince among men, thank you I'll remember this kindness always. By the way, I'm trying to find Kunugigaoka junior high. Do you know where it is?"
"I am guessing she is some type of government agent because there is no way with all due respect someone will fall for him," Koshiro whispers to his brother.
"I mean she has to be. Considering that she is sitting over there means she knew they were assassins." Kazuhiro whispers back.
The Intro was Skipped and the screen immediately changed to the school building.
"Okay look alive people, meet our newest addition to the e-class faculty," Karasuma announces.
The class is shown either disturbed, confused or I guess you can say speechless.
"My name is Miss Irina Jelavic. Nice to meet you all," The blond cheerfully introduces herself while holding on to Koro-Sensei with hearts around her.
Some of the parents are visibly uncomfortable.
'How is he falling for that?'
'I thought he was smart!'
Thoughts like those began to swarm the parent's mind.
"Talk about a knockout!" Maehara whispers
"Knocker's more like," Okajima adds
"Does anybody else think it's weird she's all over sensei," Kataoka asks.
"A little bit yeah,"
"We decided to bring on Miss Jelavic in the interest of beeping up the English curriculum. No hard feelings i hope. She's uh very qualified," Karasuma states.
"No harm in that is there?"
"She totally has a thing for Koro-sensei. I mean she seems nice so I guess it's kind of cute right?" Kayano tells Nagisa.
"Of course you guys didn't see through I am an amazing actress,"
"Yeah right, maybe you should take notes from Kayano," Maehara jokes. "She fooled us more than you have ever done,"
(I feel like they are at the point where they can joke about everything so yeah)
"Ugh, Kayano is a professional actress I am an professional assassin,"
"I thought a professional assassin has to be good in every field needed and acting is definitely needed," Takebayashi says.
Sugino finishes "So, What you really did is confess that you're an unprofessional assassin?"
"What no I didn't you brats!"
Bitch-Sensei shouts as the guys just high fived each other.
"Mm-hmm might be something we can use to figure out how to kill him too." Nagisa tells Kayano as he looks at his notepad.
'He seems thrown off by the attention she's giving him. Is it because she's human or because she's a woman? His face changes color to reflect his mood, so what's the color for hot and bothered?' Nagisa continues to think as he looks intensely in his notebook.
As Nagisa thought about this Koro-Sensei turns his attention to Bitch-Sensei's chest. His face changes like pink with visible blush on his face.
"Of course he would,"
"He is all about her,"
"Yeah no mistaking,"
'That face note he blushes like a human.'
Koro-Sensei's weakpoint #5: Boobs
"A valid weak point too!" Okajima shouts from his seat, earning him some eye rolls.
'Good job son,' Itsuki proudly thought that his son took on his trait.
"The more I look at you the more I feel myself drawn in those tiny suppository eyes those gelatinous joints. I'm simply captivated by the whole package," Bitch-Sensei fawns over him.
'Don't fall for it, she's trouble.'
'No woman in her right mind would be into you,'
"My sister did," Kayano whispers, causing those who heard it chuckle.
"That is true," Maehara nods.
Nagisa's face changes into a more serious one. 'He might be a sucker for those looks but
we know there's more going on here than meets the eye if she's here odds are it's not just to beef up our english studies.'
The students are now outside playing with Koro-Sensei "Let's see you pass the ball come on!" he yells.
"I love this game!" Kurahashi cheerfully says.
"It was pretty fun," Kataoka adds.
Bitch-Sensei however was standing by the window watching them.
"And of course I had all the usual close-range tricks at the ready apparently the art of seduction works just as well and whatever the hell he is," Bitch-Sensei states to Karsuma as she takes out her white lighter.
'Man I was so arrogant back then,' Bitch-Sensei watches the screen. 'Kinda glad I met these brats they..changed me in a way,'
'Irina Jelavic first-rate assassin, beautiful, intelligent, athletic, fluent in a dozen languages,' A naked silhouette of her was shown. 'No target is immune to her charms whatever their nationality,' Then Bitch-Sensei was linking arms to an older manas they both smiled. 'However well-guarded she wrote the book on infiltration and approach.' The man now naked reads a newspaper as Bitch-Sensei who was also naked shot him from behind. Bang!
The parents and some of the students wince at the gunshot.
"So this is what a job looks like?" Yada asks in fascination.
"Hm," Bitch-Sensei hums. "That's only part of it. Assassination may seem easy when a person gets seduced easily but you have to always stay on guard no matter what. Because rich folks aren't that stupid."
The students nod at the advice. Although they were no longer learning assassination they still enjoy these tips as they can be useful.
"You're that girl's daughter right. She seems pretty into what that woman does." Tsumugi says (Yoshida's mother).
"I know I hope she doesn't fully idolize her and want to be like her," Izumi replies (Yada's mother).
"As good as you are we can't just drop you into this and expect the usual tricks to work i know deep cover is your specialty but this time you'll actually have to teach," Karasuma tells her.
"As if i'll be here long enough i'm a professional the octopus will be pushing up daisies before lunch," Bitch-Sensei leaves Karasuma's presence.
"Wait, if you guys were this cold to each other how did you end up liking Karasuma?" Hara asks, making the two slightly blush.
"We weren't that cold to each other," Bitch-Sensei defends as Karasuma nods.
"You kinda were," Okano adds.
"W-well it's none of your business!" A flustered Bitch-Sensei shouts.
A soccer ball is shown falling down as Koro-Sensei warns "Heads up!"
Karma picks the ball with his foot and takes out his gun "Pass and Kill!"
He shoots Koro-Sensei as he passes the ball to Okano.
"Pass," Koro-Sensei says.
"Pass and Kill!" Okano shouts as she passes the ball and lunges towards her teacher with a green knife.
"That's what they were playing?" Takumi asks aloud (Mimura's dad)
"I really want to play it again!" Okano exclaims.
"But how? Who will we shoot?" Fuwa asks.
"Why not Karasuma," Nakamura slyly says.
"What?" Karasuma turned his head towards the girl.
"I mean you are practically unkillable anyways so why not,"
"Or we can shoot Terasaka," Karma evilly comments.
'Not again,' the class sighs.
"Yahoo!" Bitch-Sensei interrupts, causing the ball to drop.
"Hope I'm not interrupting anything darling!" She walks down the stairs with one arm extended. tells me you can go mach 20 and I just had to see it with my own
eyes!"
The two soccer balls Koro-Sensei was holding drops to grass as he rubs the back of his head with a tentacle.
"Well he might have exaggerated a tad," Koro-Sensei responds.
"I hate to ask this but I would be ever so grateful if you could fetch some Vietnamese coffee. I thought maybe you could grab it while I run the students through their English lessons," Bitch-Sensei says as she puts her hands together revealing her cleavage as the screen shows Sensei-o-vision.
"Gross this is what he saw," Bitch-Sensei muttered.
"He's a pervert what would you expect?" Hazama dryly comments.
"But of course won't share it just so happens . I know a fabulous cafe in vietnam!" A blushing Koro-Sensei responds as he bursts into the air.
"Uh it's about that time Miss Irina," Isogai speaks up. "I mean that's the bell shouldn't we head back,"
"Sure whatever knocks yourselves out, the teacher needs peace and quiet though so make it a study hall," Bitch-Sensei says in a low tone as she lights up a cigarette.
Some of the parents' eyes widened at the change in character.
The students on the other hand gasp at the change in character.
"And another thing let's agree not to call me miss when the octopus isn't around and we're definitely not on a first name basis so drop it when he is around call me Miss Jelavic ,"
"No wonder the students call her a bitch," Koshiro whispers to his brother.
"I heard that!" Bitch-Sensei yells from her seat causing Koshiro to flinch.
"So what's your game Miss JelaBitch?" Karma asks.
Bitch- Woman with an unpleasant personality; sexually lewd woman; female dog.
The parents began to chuckle at the teen boy's nickname.
"What can you say it's the only nickname suitable for her," Karma smirks.
"You!"
"Honestly I cannot picture us calling you anything different can you?"
"I-..."
"Exactly it's perfect for you,"
Bitch-Sensei slightly reddens.
"No nicknames!" Bitch-Sensei yells.
"We got ourselves a real pro here just a word of warning from those who've been playing the odds you're not gonna kill the octopus without help," Karma tells her.
"Please sweetheart you're a bunch of saplings, adults have their own way of doing things, take note speaking of which you're Nagisa Shiota right?"
'What does she want with him?" Hiromi eyes the screen.
"I don't like where this is going," Kana (Kataoka's mom) says.
"Me neither,"
Nagisa looks up.
Bitch-Sensei approaches him as she plants a kiss on his lips, shocking his classmates. Well not Karma (cause he is built different lol).
"What the hell!" Akira shouts.
Followed by Hiromi "He is only a child!"
"That is illegal!" Katsumi (kimura's mom) shouts.
Nagisa and Bitch-Sensei both look down, embarrassed for separate reasons.
Nagisa as he is embarrassed of what was shown on the screen.
Bitch-Sensei who is ashamed and embarrassed by the upset parent's reaction. ( who wouldn't react like that though)
Bitch-Sensei proceeded to do 30 hits on Nagisa telling him "Do me a fave show me what you've got on him grab your special little notebook meet me in the faculty lounge in 10
minutes," Nagisa drops to the ground as Bitch-Sensei continues to announce to the class:
"That goes for any of you snot nosed punks who feel like you've got
intel worth sharing give Miss Jelavic something useful and I'll let you go home while these
gentlemen stand in for you,"
Three men with black cases were approaching the blonde.
"This is what separates the pros from the amateurs boys and girls connections and
a little thing we like to call technique now piss off go play oh and a word of
warning from those of us who know our job," She holds a gun with the tip of it (don't know what it's called) near her lips. get in the way you die,"
"Wasn't someone pretty cocky," Karasuma chuckles.
"Hey! You government people can't talk!"
Nagisa who was on the ground covering his lips while blushing began to narrate 'That seductive femme fatale kiss, her shady looking companions the weight of her offhanded threat clearly we're not dealing with a teacher but a genuine pro which all things considered would be sort of cool if she wasn't you know such a bitch' he finished exaggerating the last couple of words.
Bitch-Sensei shoots a slight glare at the boy clearly pissed off.
'God why are my thoughts shown so much,' Nagisa thinks as he looks away.
While Nagisa narrated, Bitch-Sensei was putting her plan into action as the students watched. The screen then shifted to inside the classroom where the blackboard had the words 'Study Hall' written on it.
Bitch-Sensei was in her seat working on diagrams and such. 'This assignment is the first in which my objective is to kill an unidentified creature. Everything should be in order though the kids' intel has given me a lot to work with.' She winks at Nagisa causing him to have shivers down his spine.
"Now what did she do?" Hiromi sighs.
"Probably another kiss," Izumi (Yada's mom) responds.
A flashback was shown with Nagisa and Bitch-Sensei in the faculty lounge. Where Bitch-Sensei was pinning Nagisa against the walls with one arm as she smokes.
"A couple of us have gotten as far as destroying one of his tentacles but he just dodges your next attack while he lets it grow back i don't know maybe he can only be killed
if all his tentacles are destroyed at once good luck hitting more than one though also if your plan is to sneak up on him you probably don't want to smoke," he nervously tells her.
Bitch-Sensei raises her eyes up to look at the student as he explains.
"A guy without a nose he's a bloodhound," Nagisa says looking back to when Koro-Sensei catches chocolate Sugino had. (Unsure if this is exactly what he said the bloodhound part)
'Interesting,' Shigeru nods.
The flashback ended. 'This will be a piece of cake my strategy is alright i am the one and only Irina Jelavic the closer the go-to gal i walk between the raindrops,' Bitch-Sensei thinks while smiling.
"Uh Miss JelaBitch? Man are you gonna teach us or what?" Maehara speaks up. As he said the word Bitch in her name, Bitch-Sensei was struck with the offense.
"Yeah come on Miss JelaBitch!" Nakamura joins in striking Bitch-Sensei.
"No disrespect but you are a teacher aren't you Miss JelaBitch?" Sugaya asks from his seat.
"Ixnay on the bitching!" Bitch-Sensei screeches. The screen turns purple with the suffix -Vic and the word Bitch on it as Bitch-Sensei continues to explain. "The name is Jelavic! JelaBitch is what i'll be if you don't get the difference through your thick pre-pubescent skulls!"
"This is so hilarious," Shion says while laughing. "Reminds me of High School English so much,"
Hazama, Chiba and Muramatsu are shown on the screen. "Let's review my name is Jelavic Yella (pronouncated yella I know it's Jela) V! Bite your lower lip and hum v," The class does as instructed. "Excellent now practice that sound quietly for the next hour while I ignore you."
'Lamest Lesson Ever,' the class angrily thought in unison.
"The fact that they even hummed along," Miu (Okano's mom) chuckles.
"All lessons in school was lame," Kazuhiro whispers to his brother.
"True I hated every second of it," He responds but ends up gaining a glare from his mother. "But it made me who I am today," he nervously chuckles.
The screen changed to Karasuma and Bitch-Sensei talking in front of the walls of the building.
" I understand you've brought in a rather questionable trio why wasn't i made aware of this change in plan?"
"Don't judge the books by their cover they're all consummate professionals and so head over heels for me they'll do whatever I ask now sit back and enjoy the show it's almost go time,"
"Maybe You should've set the bar lower for yourself Bitch-Sensei," Fuwa said.
"Yeah that would've saved you some embarrassment," Maehara added.
Koro-Sensei lands back bringing a gust of wind with him.
"I've returned Mademoiselle!" He shouts while holding a cup. "With the indian chai you humbly requested,"
"Ah! You're amazing, my afternoon tea is going to be absolutely fabulous, one more favor though could we speak in private after fifth period like maybe out in the shed," Bitch-Sensei blushed as she ran up to the yellow octopus.
"I guess her plan is being put into action," Kenta (Sugino's dad) comments.
"Indeed, I wonder how exactly," Bando (Okuda's dad) ponders
"Oh dear well how could I possibly say no I'll be there with certainty get it certainTea because that's chai you see," Koro-Sensei's face once again pinkens as Karasuma watched from the background.
The screen shifts to a later time where Karasuma is watching over as the students practice their shooting.
Meanwhile Bitch-Sensei and Koro-Sensei are heading to the shed.
Mimura is the first to notice, "Huh what?"
The other students turn around towards the direction Mimura is facing.
"Oh come on you got to be kidding me seriously?" he continued.
"Wow, he's really falling for it, you might say. My I can't look you think he'd have more sense," Sugaya looks in what seems to be disappointment.
Kataoka then speaks up, "Mr. Karasuma, sir I get that she's a pro but she's not exactly easy to get along with,"
"Yes I know I'm sorry you kids have to deal with her but the higher ups seem to think she's all that and well seeing what she's been able to put together in such a short time does tend to make me agree with them,"
The inside of the shed is now shown.
"Oh god," Bitch-Sensei sinks down in her seat in embarrassment about her failed attempt.
"So what is it you'd like to speak in private about Miss Irina darling?"
Bitch-Sensei begins to narrate as she slowly begins to take off her blazer. 'Infiltration is an art one that requires flexibility finesse he's mine i just have to act quickly before he gets suspicious,'
"Oh my," the parents gasp.
"Can we please skip this?"
"Yes please,"
The parents asked.
"No! I have to know what happened!" Okajima shouts.
"Oh boy,"
'Taiga!'
"Oh Koro-Sensei I just can't stand it, you'll think I'm a harlot but I simply can't control myself around you!" Bitch-Sensei's high pitched voice exclaims as Koro-Sensei shrieks in response.
"Your body, your strength, your everything about you drives me mad with longing well yes i mean um does that make me a bad woman am i bad?"
Some of the parents begin to blush while some others took their eyes off the screen with some occasional glances.
'That's right keep those beady little eyes on me, don't pay attention to your surroundings. I spent all night fixing this place up all for you dirty boy all for you,' She thinks as she tries to expose her chest more.
"This is what you want you can't fool me," Bitch-Sensei continues.
"I really don't think we ought to do this here," Koro-Sensei replies, still flushed in pink.
'Goodbye stupid it's been fun,'
"Don't be such a prude let me get these clothes off,"
"Oh no…"
"What!" Koro-Sensei exclaims
Bitch-Sensei begins to go behind a chalkboard, "Relax darling i'll be all natural in a
Chat," (idk what she said here)
"Oh that's well…"
From there shots were released behind Koro-Sensei who is dodging them while Bitch-Sensei continues to stand behind the board with her ears covered.
The parents who were looking away glued their eyes towards the screen once again and those who were blushing returned to normal.
'Live ammo big guns m61, m134, and m249 enough combined speed and firepower
to take out a small army who needs bbs when you have the real thing I'm a pro I'll stick with actual weapons thank you very much and assignment complete in three two one zero,'
Bitch-Sensei left where she was to check on what she thought occurred. But she was wrong and Koro-Sensei stood there with red eyes.
"No wonder it did not work, you used regular bullets," Chiba says.
"Hey did you think if Bitch-Sensei used the bbs there would have been a different outcome?" Kurahashi asks.
"Possibly,"
"Or maybe she would have landed a hit on him at least," Hayami adds.
"We will never know," Kurahashi finishes.
"A noble effort madam but lead bullets have no effect on me whatsoever. In fact once inside my body they melt, look closely at my face and tell me what you see," Koro-Sensei says in a stern voice.
"You-you have four eyes?" Bitch-Sensei looks astonished.
A closeup of Koro-Sensei's face was shown. "No two of these holes are nostrils,"
"How am I supposed to know that?!" Bitch-Sensei shouts.
The students and some of the parents laughed.
"I thought the same thing at first too when I saw his face up close," Mimura said in between his laughs.
"I noticed a distinct metallic odor in here since yesterday along with the scent of adult man b.o the moment it hit me I knew something wasn't right," The men who was helping Bitch-Sensei was shown on the ground groaning in pain.
A flashback of Nagisa was shown "For a guy without a nose he's a bloodhound,"
"Should've listened," Terasaka mumbles.
"And they say students don't listen," Nakamura says.
(The shade lol. But it's true tho)
"So you see I was simply pretending to be ensnared by your little ruse fun but all for nothing I've exposed you for the uncreative hack you are you could learn a thing or two for
my students their assassination attempts are much more imaginative," Koro-Sensei says as the students are shown looking at the shed from the otherside.
"That have got to burned," Yoshida comments.
"Oh shut it,"
"Oh and just out of curiosity did the government dossier on me mention that my preferred method of retaliation is grooming!"
Bitch-Sensei shrieks as Koro-Sensei laughed.
"What was that!" asks Okano.
"I heard gunfire a scream and now slithering noise," Okajima says.
"Excuse me what?" Michiko (Muramatsu's mom) asks aloud.
Some loud moans came from the shed specifically from Bitch-Sensei.
"I really want to know what he's doing to her in there," A blushing Okajima comments.
"Let's go!" Maehara says as he begins to run towards the shed with everyone following from behind.
A pink blushing Koro-Sensei came out of the shed.
"Koro-Sensei, did you touch her boobs?" Okajima asks while shouting.
'Only Okajima,' Nagisa thinks.
"If only i had the time to be really thorough but class isn't going to teach itself is it children?" Koro-Sensei's pinkness faded and he returned to his yellow state.
"Um what exactly went on in there sir?" Nagisa asked.
Bitch-Sensei slowly walks out of the shed while blushing wearing a student gym outfit.
"Miss JelaBitch has been stuffed into a tastefully retro gym outfit!" Nagisa exclaims.
"It would take longer to describe the things he did to this body than it did for him to do them,"
Karasuma as well as some of the parents continued watching with an uncomfortable look in their ey.
A flashback of Koro-Sensei massaging Bitch-Sensei's back is shown. "My back and shoulders have never felt looser,"
"He somehow worked in a lymphatic oil massage,"Koro-Sensei was shown massaging her face. "A change of clothes just because and he still had time to do this thing with his tentacles." With that she collapsed to the floor.
"What thing with his tentacles?!" The guys asked at the same time.
"Koro-Sensei what is she talking about?" Nagisa asks his teacher while pointing at his other teacher.
"Uh adults sometimes need special care," Koro-Sensei says with a blank face.
"What!"
"Excuse me?" Eiji (Hazama's father) asks.
Karasuma gives a glance at Bitch-Sensei who notices then slightly shakes her head.
(I will leave this up to you to determine what this means)
'I don't trust that look,'
"Come now back to the classroom boys and girls," Koro-Sensei announces.
"Yes sir,"
Meanwhile Bitch-Sensei slowly gets up. "Unbelievable I've never been so humiliated in all my life. I am a professional damn it! The octopus will pay!" Bitch-Sensei angrily says.
"The more mad you get the more wrinkles you can get," Okano slyly comments.
"I-," With that Bitch-Sensei quickly checks herself in the reflection of the mirror causing the class to chuckle a bit.
It was now skipped to English Class. Where Bitch-Sensei was shown tapping on her tablet with the students sitting at their desk with uneasy faces.
'If he thinks i'm out of ideas that yellow wiggly monstrosity has another thing coming I just need fresh supplies,' Bitch-Sensei thinks as she taps on the faces of different assassins.
"Oh come on what's with the wifi in this place! Are we on mars?" She shouts with anger.
"Wow looks like Miss JelaBitch is pissed off I know my pride would be in shambles if my plan went tits up," Karma calmy says as Bitch-Sensei glared at him.
"You know after watching the last episode you're one to talk," Bitch-Sensei said.
"I was a beginner then and you were still a trained assassin,"
"Ugh whatever,"
"Excuse me miss," Isogai speaks up.
"Ugh what?"
"If you're not going to teach us anything you mind if we swap you out for koro sensei it's just we've got entrance exams coming up and-"
"I remember this," Nagisa states.
"Same," Sugino replies.
"Ha! You want to swap me out for that disgusting creature you're worried about entrance exams when the planet is on notice?"
Bitch-Sensei stood up from there continuing. "Must be paradise not knowing your ass from a hole in the ground give it a rest even if the earth wasn't on the brink of destruction entrance exams are for students with a future,"
The whole class tensed up by this and some began to lower their heads.
"News flash that's not any of you losers," By know the only one smirking is Karma.
The parents also tensed up as well.
"They better not say how mean that is..cause they are ones to talk," Hayami whispers to which the class nods.
Bitch-Sensei stood in front of the desk and spreaded her arms out. "How about this kids forget the studying help me brainstorm on how to kill the octopus and i'll give you a nice
percentage of the reward money that's the best deal any of you e-class jerk-offs are gonna get out of life otherwise knock it off with the whining and let–"
Bitch-Sensei was interrupted by an eraser thrown at her.
"Get out!" Maehara said in a cold tone.
"Hiroto?" Hikari thinks. 'I never heard him speak like that,'
That was followed by the rest of the class glaring at her. A second later they all stood up and began yelling throwing crumpled up papers at her too.
'Of course they would react that way,' Arata (Nakamura's dad) thinks to himself.
"That's it i will make you rue the day you were born!" Bitch-Sensei shouts back as she dodges the attacks.
"Yeah go ahead we dare you BITCH," Sugaya yells.
Kayano who was holding up a sign saying 'No big boobs' yelled "Your boobs are way too big to be a teacher,"
Nagisa who was covering his ears looked up thinking 'Seriously?'
The parents laughed at the scene unfolding in front of them.
"Hey Kayano was that just you playing a character or did you actually feel that way?" Maehara asks.
"Hmm… a little bit of both. I mean I did feel that way but then I also thought that it was something I should continue doing,"
"It really gave us some laughs though," Kurahashi says reminiscing the past.
"Thanks,"
Karasuma who was watching the class from a gap in the door puts his hand against his forehead in disappointment.
"I guess you had it pretty rough sir," Isogai tells Karasuma.
"You have no idea," Karasuma quietly mumbled.
The inside of the faculty room was shown. "Someone ought to slap the piss out of them!" Bitch-Sensei shouts as she hits the desk. "I am too fine a woman to be one-upped by a bunch of punks they'd be lucky to lick the mud off my stilettos!" She continues to complain to Karasuma who was typing.
"In case you haven't noticed sweetheart the children don't exactly agree with that assessment," he stops typing and narrows his eyes. "If you're gonna stick around for another attempt i suggest you suck it up march in there and give them an apology,"
"Do what!"
Hara chuckles a bit gaining the attention of her classmate.
"This kind of reminds me of whenever my younger brothers fight my mom tells them to apologize to each other,"
Yada eyes widened, "God I could totally see that,"
"I'm not a child!" Bitch-Sensei growls (not sure if thats the right word to use but oh well)
"Well you sure acted like it," Rio smirks.
"I did not!"
"Point proven" she smiles victorious.
"I'm an accomplished assassin not a glorified rugrat wrangler let me focus on what i'm qualified for!"
"Ah," Karasuma sighs. "Oh fine whatever just come with me please," Karasuma stood up leading to a Koro-Sensei writing on a clipboard in a fast speed somewhere by the woods.
"Erromango one of the islands of vanuatu otherwise known as the new hebrides," Koro-Sensei says aloud.
The two were watching from behind the trees.
"Okay so exactly what the hell is he doing?" Bitch-Sensei asks.
"Pouring over and writing out test questions he's done this every wednesday during sixth period since I've been here,"
The parents watched in amazement and shock.
Bitch-Sensei crosses her arms "Quick as the bastard is you wouldn't think it'd take him so long i mean at mach 20 i would imagine the tests would be written out and ready to go by now,"
"They're tailored to each individual student,"
"Thank God he did that," Sugaya says.
"It made learning a little easier," Okuda smiles.
"Ah!" her eyes widened in shock.
"He takes into account which subjects they're good at where they need improvement and hands out a test designed specifically for them,"
The screen showed a minor flashback to Karasuma looking at Terasaka's, Hayami's and Maehara's test.
The focus went back onto Koro-Sensei "No denying that Chiba has spatial relations down pat let's give him a problem that'll really kick-start his lateral thinking,"
'That is amazing..' Takeshi (Chiba's dad) thinks.
"His iq is off the charts literally his speed puts every weapon we have to shame he's dangerous contradictory and a damn near perfect teacher,"
Shigeru (Takebayashi's dad) nods at the information. 'I wonder how?'
The two walked back to the building where the kids were playing a tennis outside.
"Ha ha!" Yada shouts as she hits the ball.
"Take a look at the kids and tell me what you see," Karasuma asks Bitch-Sensei while pointing at the students.
"Huh? They're just screwing around,"
An closer view shows the students holding wooden knifes hitting a yellow ball that has Koro-Sensei's face on it.
"They're fine-tuning the necessary hand-eye coordination skills to hit a moving target I call it assassination badminton,"
"What?"
"We should play this game too," Kurahashi suggests.
"That would be fun." Mimura adds.
Meanwhile in the game, Kimura hits the ball up while Sugino spikes it shouting "Take that!"
His team scores and Yada gives Sugino a high five.
"Three points," Kimura says.
"Everyone has two roles here: assassin and student," Karasuma began. The inside of the classroom was shown at a window view. Hara and Sugaya were talking with Koro-Sensei as Sugaya strikes him. "Teacher and target it's a bizarre classroom this creatures created not a place for easy answers or tidy resolutions or one where we can fit ourselves into simple categories I understand wanting to take pride in yourself as a professional but if you can't cut it as both assassin and teacher you're toast,"
The game was still ongoing Chiba hits the ball but Yada who was on the other side of the net flinched away.
"Nice return," he says in a mockingly tone. (or like a jokingly one)
"Yeah whatever you want to stay here keep at it fine be my guest just treat those kids with respect," With that Karasuma turns to leave as Bitch-Sensei slightly lowers her head.
"Aww…Thanks sir," Nakamura says.
"No wonder you changed all of a sudden," Muramatsu adds.
The class was full of chatter all until Bitch-Sensei opened the door. Her heels were heard hitting the ground as she walls up to the board writing: You are incredible in bed.
"Wait is that?" Shion squinted her eyes to see what it meant.
She turns to the class asking, "What word does incredible modify you know this one,"
The students took their seats and some of them had worried looks on their faces.
"Read it aloud," she instructed.
"Y-you are incredible in bed," they repeat.
A flashback was shown where there was a green background and a silhouette of Bitch-Sensei.
"I once took out an American vip literally," A black silhouette of a man was shown getting his head cut off by yours truly.
The background changed to red with some words in the background. Bitch-Sensei was shown approaching the men as she continues to speak. "I had my feminine grace to
thank for getting me close to the target the poor dupe fell for me hook line and sinker 'you are incredible in bed,' he told me."
"What is she teaching?" Ichika (Itona's mom0 asks.
"I may prefer the octopus better," Daisuke (Kurahashi's dad) comments.
The students were shown listening attentively.
"Incredible in this case modifies the word: You,"
Nagisa's jaw dropped and his face turned pink as he thinks 'That's the example you use with junior high kids?'
"Exactly," Riko (Takebayashi's dad) says.
"To learn grammar you've got to see how it works in the real world like
a full immersion course in a foreign language take a lover that speaks it and you can't miss i know grammar seems boring and technical but it's what underpins how we communicate,"
A map was shown with several hearts each labled with the name of different men.
"Communication is key in my line of work and in life whether speaking English
French Portuguese what have you all people have an underlying need to express their feelings that's why this is important,"
A flashback to Bitch-Sensei at a dinner in a fancy red dress is shown talking to people in suits.
"The examples may be risque but they come from real life scenarios they will all have either been said by me or to me by someone else one day you might use or hear them yourselves,"
'Communication,' both Okajima and Rio thought excitedly about.
Rio imagined Jack Sparrow while Okajima imagined Lara Croft.
"I totally expected that from Okajima but Rio?" Maehara asks the blonde.
"Hey when a girl don't have a lover sometimes they gotta turn to fiction you know," she smiled embarrassed.
"Don't worry Rio I like Jack Sparrow too," Yada comforts.
"Right, you get how I feel,"
Bitch-Sensei begins to speak once more as some slow yet somewhat emotional piano plays.
"Don't expect me to be like the octopus he can help you with your entrance exams which isn't without value I suppose all i can do is help you learn the art of conversation here's the deal if after a while you think this is stupid that I'm not a teacher fine i'll give up my assignment and leave so this ought to put us on the level right," Her hands were now slightly brought together as she began to blush. "Oh and I'm sorry about being such a Bitch," she quickly ends.
"That was unexpectedly sweet," Shin (Maehara's dad) says.
"I wonder how they'll respond," Aya (Sugaya's mom) asks the parents.
"Who knows teens are unpredictable," Kyoko (Hara's mom) replied.
The class was silent, they were kind of surprised and began to glance at each other.
However not even a minute later the whole class bursted in laughter making Bitch-Sensei jump.
"Wow talk about a 180 first you want to kill us now you're acting like a wuss," Karma says.
The laughter slowly died down as Maehara comments "I gotta say you make a more convincing teacher with this attitude,"
Okano smiled, "Yes this means we shouldn't call you Miss JelaBitch anymore,"
The students all smiled recalling what happened.
Bitch-Sensei blushed with what seemed to be tears in her eyes she covered her mouth with her hand as she ask, "You're giving me a chance you're not upset with me?
"Such high hopes," Kayano giggles.
"To be totally fair we didn't exactly get off on the right foot with that nickname," Kataoka adds.
"Maybe not but we've got to call her something," Yada said.
"How about Miss HellaBitch?" Maehara suggests.
Once again the parents chuckled.
Bitch-Sensei instantly froze telling the class, "Uh or we could just agree to move away
from the whole Bitch motif altogether I'm not opposed to going by Irina if you guys don't mind calling a teacher by their first name-"
"I wouldn't plan on the Bitch thing going away any time soon," Maehara interrupts giving shock to Bitch-Sensei.
"It never did faded," Maehara laughs.
"Not that Miss Irina isn't a pretty name it's just not as fun to say as HellaBitch," Okano informs her.
"Professor Bitch sounds classy how about we do that?" Kurahashi suggests.
"I vote for that one professor Bitch all the way," one of the boys said (can't tell who sorry)
Bitch-Sensei rose up in flames yelling "I hate you little twerps so much!" which resulted in the class bursting out in laughter once more.
As Bitch-Sensei is in the class her new colleagues are watching from the outside.
"She seems to be settling in nicely…more or less," Koro-Sensei states.
"Do you know who you're messing with I will end you!" Bitch-Sensei continues to yell.
Karasuma who was slightly behind the yellow creature slowly pulled out his gun.
"Thank you for bringing a new teacher Mr. Karasuma she's a bit rough around the edges perhaps but a welcome addition to our little family I think who better to spruce up the language art syllabus than a globetrotting assassin temptress like her," Koro-Sensei tells Karasuma as he then walks away.
"What?"
"How could he have known?"
The parents began to ask aloud.
'Impossible there's no way you could have seen this coming,' Karasuma furrowed his brow. 'Whenever he's pressed to say why he started teaching e-class he dodges the question but whatever his reasons he's not only turned it into the perfect training ground for assassins it may just be the perfect training ground for life he knows what he's doing no doubt about,'
"Well we know now," Kayano whispers.
The class was shown once again with a screaming teacher and Kurahashi who says "You are so adorable when you are mad,"
"No I am not,"
The episode finally ends after Karasuma's last thought, 'The bastard got us wrapped his tentacles, he knows what he is doing,'
"That was quite interesting,"
"Their teachers seems concerning,"
"Excuse me, but I need to speak to you about my son!" Hiromi glares at Bitch-Sensei.
With sweat dripping from her forehead she shouts "Ritsu next episode!"
I am so sorry for the delay once again. Karma's parent did not speak much mainly because they are still kinda embarrassed from last chapter. My computer is acting up so I was unable to add the names in the bottom sorry about that. Thank you for reading! Hope you enjoyed it:)