(Or "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Max!")

"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE IN THE MIDST OF A HIGH-STAKES CAR CHASE BETWEEN SOME ROAD WARRIORS. WHAT THEY DIDN'T KNOW WAS THAT THIS EPIC CHASE WAS LED BY NONE OTHER THAN—"

(singers: "To-om Slick!")

"Yes, it is I, Tom!" The young man spoke, proudly puffing out his chest. Tom now wore a massive chain around his neck and nothing else but black pants, his signature red hair was shaved and white paint was plastered all over his shirtless body. "And I have SERIOUSLY pimped my ride! BEHOLD—THE THUNDERDOME GREASE-SLAUGHTERER!"

"TOM'S SIGNATURE CAR WAS NOW MASSIVE, DECKED OUT WITH AXES AND BUZZSAWS ON TOP, WITH AN ENORMOUS ENGINE, FLAMES PAINTED ALONG THE SIDES AS WELL AS A PIN-UP OF MARIGOLD. HIS TIRES WERE NOW SPIKED AT THE ENDS, AND IN SHORT, HE WAS AN UNSTOPPABLE, DEADLY DRIVING MACHINE!"

"Hey fellas!" A bound and gagged Captain "Wrongway" Peachfuzz exclaimed to Rocky and Bullwinkle. "Man, this is the weirdest Bat Mitzvah I've EVER been to!"

"POOR PEACHFUZZ HAD BEEN STRAPPED WITH CHAINS TO TWO POLES ATTATCHED THE THUNDERDOME GREASE-SLAUGHTERER, WEARING NOTHING MORE THAN HIS TIGHTY-WHITEYS. HE'D ALSO BEEN HOOKED UP WITH IV NEEDLES, TRANSFERING HIS BLOOD TO A SICKLY-LOOKING MAN RIDING ONTOP OF THE CAR."

"Bullwinkle;" Rocky spoke, standing up while still in his and the moose's truck. "Take the wheel. I'm gonna save that guy!!"

"B-But Rocky—" Bullwinkle stammered.

"BUT ROCKY HAD ALREADY FLOWN OUT FROM THE TRUCK AND LANDED ONTOP OF THE THUNDERDOME GREASE-SLAUGHTERER, IMMEDIATELY BECOMING SURROUNDED BY TOM SLICK'S WARDUDES."

"ATTAAACK!!" Tom bellowed at the top of his lungs.

"Alright you goons, let's DANCE!!" Rocky exclaimed, whipping out two daggers and using them to reflect the bullets being shot at his face.

"ROCKY SHOT INTO THE AIR, AND KICKED SOME GUYS IN THE FACE BEFORE SLICING TWO MORE IN THE CHEST AREA. TOM PUT HIS VEHICLE ON AUTO-PILOT AND DECIDED HE'D KILL THE SQUIRREL HIMSELF."

"I'll kill the squirrel myself!" Tom exclaimed, approaching Rocky.

"HIYAH!" Rocky hollered, knocking out Tom and a random wardude.

"CAN I GET A WITNESSSS?!" The wardude hollered, painting his mouth chrome with a can of silver paint.

"OUT FROM THE CORNER OF HIS EYE, ROCKY COULD SEE TOM WAS QUICKLY APPROACHING AND HAD TO ACT FAST..."

"WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?!" Rocky exclaimed, shoving Tom to the ground; the young man picked up a piece of pipe and continued fighting Rocky with it.

"WHY...FEARLESS IMMORTAN OF COURSE!" Tom exclaimed, kicking Rocky to the hood of the Thunderdome Grease-Slaughterer. Rocky stood up but nearly fell off the still-moving vehicle, which was now becoming dangerously close to a--

"CLIIIIIFFF!!" The squirrel exclaimed.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!" Tom, Rocky, Bullwinkle, and the other war dudes screeched in fear as their respective vehicles went CAREENING over the massive cliff.

"MIRACULOUSLY, EVERYONE ENDED UP ON THE OTHER SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN."

"Jeez that was close!" Peachfuzz spoke, then sighed; "What a day, what a lovely--"

"THE MAN HAD SPOKE TOO SOON, FOR THE WEIGHT OF THE THUNDERDOME GREASE-SLAUGHTERER HAD CAUSED A PART OF THE CLIFF TO BREAK DOWN AND WITH IT, WENT PEACHFUZZ, STILL CHAINED UP."

"--DAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!" Peachfuzz screamed.

"A FEW WAR DUDES TOOK ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE CAPTIVE, CHAINING THEM UP AND IMMEDIATELY PLACING THEM ON THE HOOD OF TOM'S VEHICLE."

"W-wait!" Rocky stammered. "THE WATER WAS ON THE T--"

"A WAR DUDE SHOWED THE SQUIRREL THE SAME JUG HE AND THE MOOSE HAD PREVIOUSLY COLLECTED."

"Nevermind." Rocky replied, shrugging.

"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Miller? I hardly know her" OR "We don't need another zero"!"