(Or "We don't need another zero"!")

"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD JUST BEEN TAKEN CAPTIVE BY TOM SLICK, LEADER OF THE WARDUDES AND SUBSERVIENT TO THEIR MYSTERIOUS LEADER, FEARLESS IMMORTAN."

"The Blunderdome is just over this hill, fellows!" Tom spoke, yanking Rocky and Bullwinkle's chains closer.

"hooray…." Rocky sarcastically grumbled, then yanked out a nail filer, beginning to possibly make an escape for himself and Bullwinkle.

"TOM BRIEFLY PAUSED TO GAZE BACK AT ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE, WHO IMMEDIATELY HID THEIR NAIL FILES BEHIND THEIR BACKS, WHISTLING A TUNE AND LOOKING AWAY FROM THE YOUNG MAN."

"Your innocent whistling is enough to convince me you're not trying to escape." Tom replied, then continued to drag both anthropomorphic animals across the sand.

"ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE CONTINUED TO TRY AND BREAK FREE FROM THEIR CHAINS, AND SOON THEY ARRIVED AT THE BLUNDERDOME—A MASSIVE ARENA CONSTRUCTED FROM STEEL, METAL, AND CAR PARTS, WITH A GIGANTIC ENGINE STICKING OUT FROM THE REAR OF THE BUILDING."

"FEARLESS IMMORTAN!!" Tom exclaimed, bowing before a massive throne constructed of multiple car parts and a Cadillac. "I have bought to you these interlopers trying to steal your water for themselves!"

"FEARLESS LEADER NOW STOOD AT THE VERY TOP OF THE THRONE, CLAD IN A VERY EXPENSIVE-LOOKING SUIT OF POST-APOCALYPTIC ARMOR."

"ELLO THOMAS!" Fearless Immortan boomed at the top of his lungs. "SEENCE yu have done SO GREAT at bringink dis...müse and skurrl, yu may ave' TVENTY GALLONS OF MY VATER SUPPLY!!"

"FEARLESS IMMORTAN PULLED BACK A HUGE CURTAIN TO REVEAL A MASSIVE JUG OF WATER ALMOST AS TALL AS THE ARENA ITSELF!"

"O' thank you great Immortan!!" Tom bowed yet again.

"pfft, kiss-up." Rocky remarked to Bullwinkle.

"--Let me just eentroduce yu to my vife, AUNTY ETERNITY!!" Fearless Immortan bellowed.

"OUT FROM THE CEILING, IN THE VERY CENTER OF THE ARENA CAME NATASHA ON A SWING. SHE WAS DECKED OUT IN ONLY THE FINEST, RIPPED-UP, TWO-PIECE BLUE DRESS THAT A COLLAPSING SOCIETY COULD OFFER."

"Greetings, my cheeldren…." Natasha spoke in a surprisingly calm, breathy voice.

"THE WARDUDES IMMEDIATELY BOWED BEFORE THE BEAUTIFUL PALE-SKINNED WOMAN, ONE OF THEM EVEN GAVE A WOLF-WHISTLE."

"Dey call me, Aunty Eternity..." Natasha spoke, walking off her swing--and onto the backs of at least thirty people as if they were stairs. "Und I velcome yu to our fair arena..."

"What've you done with our water?!" Rocky exclaimed. "We found it fair and square!!"

"Vell, de law states FINDERS KEEPERS, LOSERS WEEPERS!" Fearless Immortan exclaimed, proceeding to blow a raspberry at Rocky and Bullwinkle as Eternity and the other wardudes laughed.

"Ooh, I like de beeg boy…" Eternity sighed, pointing directly at Bullwinkle. "Let's use heem."

"For WHAT?!" Rocky yelped at the sensation of Tom sticking a spear near his rear end.

"Fightink, of course!" Eternity remarked. "LET DE BATTLE BEGINSKI!!"

"OUT FROM THE SHADOWS OF THE FURTHEST CORNER OF THE ARENA, STEPPED NONE OTHER THAN DUDLEY DO-RIGHT!"

"DUDLEY?!" Bullwinkle exclaimed in disbelief.

"Well, around here they just call me—" Dudley ripped off his shirt to reveal he was utterly ripped underneath (and that his chest hair was maple leaf-shaped). "MASTER DISASTER!"

"HOLY COW!" Rocky gasped, hiding behind Bullwinkle.

"WILL ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE EVER MAKE IT OUT IF THIS ONE ALIVE?! I DUNNO, YOU'LL HAVE TO KEEP READING!! MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US AFTER THIS SHORT BREAK FOR "One Mel-lluva Time!" OR "The Imperator strikes back!"!"