"And now it's time for--" Rocky started to speak.
"LOOOUNGE SINGER BULLWINKLEEEE!" Bullwinkle sang from atop a grand piano being played by Gidney and Cloyd. The moose was also wearing a gorgeous, red silk dress and a blonde wig, his lips tainted red.
(*slow, jazzy piano version of "The Bullwinkle Show" theme plays*)
Gidney and Cloyd began to play the piano in a bit more of an upbeat tune, Bullwinkle kicked back one of his feet and took in a deep breath.
"La,
da-da-da-da,
da, da-da-da, da,
Da, la-da-de-da-da-la-de-da-da-de-da, da!" Bullwinkle sang his version of the theme song in a much slower, "sultry" falsetto variation, throwing back his wig and lying down on the piano.
"Uh..." Rocky spoke, not knowing what to make of this at all.
"Oh thank you, thank you so much, FRIENDS!" Bullwinkle sighed, attempting to still sound feminine. "I'll be here all week..."
"And now back to the show!" Rocky exclaimed before the moose in a dress could continue singing (though Rocky believed he did fill out that dress nicely).