Came out of Said Do not own HP or Naruto

Naruto will have a harem list is as follows see end of page

''talking''

''animal/demon talking''

''parsletonge''

''thinking''

-spells/Jutsu-

As Naruto's summer drawn to a close, he had a decent one as Petunia was taking better care of him and finally saw that her son wasn't the angel due to Naruto good nature after seeing Dudley doing something that pissed him off and so she had to do something she thought she wouldn't do, but the downside was Vernon and Dudley still abusing Naruto

The day that Naruto was dreading had finally come the day that Vernon's sister Marge came to visit as Vernon had come thought the door after Marge came barging though and handed Naruto her umbrella turned to Naruto and said ''now you listen here boy while my sister there better be no funny business and you better behave and I might sign that permission slip to let you go to some town or was it a village''

''oh, I will but as long as she does'' Naruto replied while glaring at Marge who was placing her bags on the floor

As Marge looks up to her be brother, she sees Naruto and said ''your still here I take it''

Naruto glares harder and said ''well you see me don't you that should be enough prove''

''don't you dare speak to me in that'' Marge said

''what way'' Naruto asked

''that ungrateful tone that you have especially after my brother took you in after all if nit was up to me, you would have been placed in an orphanage the first change I got if he had been placed on my doorstep'' Marge said then she looks around and asked ''so where is my neffy-pooh''

''and you think it a mystery why you are single you fat bitch'' Naruto thought

''well, I had done something that I should have done a log time ago'' Petunia said

''well, what are you waiting for boy take Marge's suitcases upstairs'' Vernon said to Naruto and as Naruto took pup Marge's thing, he then faces Petunia and said ''and I still done see why you had to do it Pet''

Marge was looking between Vernon and Petunia then asked ''what did you do Petunia''

''I had to discipline him because I found out that he was bullying kids'' Petunia replied

''I don't believe it there is no way Dudders would do something like that'' Marge said

''I didn't either until there was a bunch of mothers outside my door moaning that my sone had picked on their child and stole their stuff like phones and money and let not for get that he has assaulted a few girls thank God it was anything worse than a few gropes and I am thankful to be told now before it got too far'' Petunia said

''and you believed a bunch of random people over you own son'' Marge asked

''well yes after all there was ten mothers there now if it was only one or two then no but with ten what do you expect me to do'' Petunia said

''and I have told you that they are lying set up by him'' Dudley said as he came in and pointed at Naruto who had entered

''how can you say that when I haver no idea what you are talking about as I have always been with Aunt Petunia'' Naruto said with a slight smirk as he had sent a clone too do it for him

''well, he does have a point there Dudley as he is always doing something around the house so he would never have the time to do something like that'' Petunia said

''well enough of this conversation'' Vernon said then he turned to Naruto and said ''you better start on dinner boy and remember no funny stuff''

Later that evening while everyone was finishing there dinner Naruto was clearing up the plates when Marge snapped her fingers and said ''hey boy over here'' before turning back to Vernon who had offered her some brandy then said ''well put a bit more in'' and when the glass had enough in she said ''that's a boy'' then she looked down to her dog and said ''do you want to try a bit of brandy' and when she looked up and saw Naruto with a raised eyebrow asks ''and what's with that look for''

Naruto smirked and said ''wouldn't you like to know''

Marge gained a sneer then she turned to Vernon and asked ''where was the school again the one that you sent the boy two''

''it called St Brutus it's a great institution for helpless cases'' Vernon replied

Marge looks at Naruto and asked boy let me ask this question do they use the cane there''

Naruto looks at Vernon with a raised eyebrow who gave him a nod and a look that said do it or else then came Naruto's reply '' oh I have no idea as I don't go there'' then she

''I don't believe that for one minute so when the new semester starts, I will phone St Brutus and tell them to increase their punishment on you boy as you have yet to show respect'' Marge said

''oh, don't worry I do show respect but only to those who needs it'' Naruto replied

Marge turns to Vernon who was red with rage then she bends closer to Ripper and whispers ''go up to the boy's room and get the birds'' and as the dog left the room Marge turned Vernon and said ''now Vernon, you mustn't blame yourself on how the boy turned out after all it has to do with blood''

''it does'' Vernon asked

''of cause after all with good blood they turn out good and with bad they turn out bad'' Marge said then turned to Petunia and asked ''what did the father do again''

''unfortunately, I don't know seeing as I hadn't seen Lily since she gave me the key to this house on my and Vernon's wedding day''

''unfortunate btu he was probably unemployed and a drunk'' Marge said

''that's a lie'' Naruto said getting pissed off

''care to repeat that'' Marge asked

''oh, don't worry I will my tou-san wasn't a drunk'' Naruto said as the lights flickered, and Marge's glass smashed causing Petunia to become worried knowing what might happen if a wizard or get too emotional

''no need to worry or fuss Petunia I have a firm grip and I sometimes use a more grip the I should'' Marge said

''I think you should go to bed boy'' Vernon said#

Marge turned to Vernon and said ''be quite Vernon'' then turned back to Naruto then said ''you clean it up''

''oh, do it yourself after you need the exercise seeing as I am going to go in the garden and try and clam down before I do or say something I might regret'' Naruto replied then heads to the garden

''typical lazy boy doing what ever you want to get out of doing good honest work'' Marge said then she turned to Vernon and said ''you know actually it has nothing to do with the father it actually to do with the mother you will see it in dogs all the time if there is something wrong with the bitch then there is going to be something wrong with her pups''

''and I take the is why you don't have kids then'' Naruto said finally losing it and making several things simultaneously explode in the process

Marge froze then said ''what did you just say''

''you heard me, or do you want me to say it again'' Naruto said with his eyes having a red tint to them

Before Marge could say anything there was a yelp followed by thumping noise as if something fell down the stairs then Ripper came bolting in with cinched fur and marks on his body followed but Zazu and Hedwig then Ripper went out the door into the garden and the two bird followed everyone was looking out the door Naruto started to laugh then Marge said ''what was your two birds doing to my Rippy-pooh''

''well, if I had to guess they was tacking him because they felt threatened by him'' Naruto shrugged then thought ''you know what I think it would be better if I went to leaky cauldron then that way I don't have to put up with the drama that is to come'' then he went into the hallway to go up stairs to pack his school things

When Naruto came down with his school stuff, he was met with a pissed Marge with Vernon behind her, and Marge said ''I demand retribution''

Naruto looked at Marge then to Vernon then back to Marge then said ''why should I''

''because thanks to those bloody birds of yours I have to retire poor Ripper and he can't sire any more pups'' Marge said

Naruto smiled then said ''good then the Zazu and Hedwig did the world a favour by doing what they did'' then he left

Naruto walked down the street to a park then sat down and a minute later saw Petunia coming down the street and said ''mind if I come with you, I don't think I stand Marge after what she said about Lily''

Naruto shrugged and said ''nah I don't mind as I was just thinking on how to get to London''

As both Naruto and Petunia were thinking of how to get to London the playground behind them started to move as there was children, but no one was there Petunia was scared turned to Naruto and asked ''Naruto what's going on''

''I have no idea'' Naruto replied then there rustling from over the road and Naruto was by his aunt in a protective matter then said ''but I have feeling we are about to find out'' then a large black dog came out and it looked menacing, and Naruto thought after looking at it ''wait isn't that Ojii-Seri''

Sirius started to bark causing Naruto to jump back and Naruto accident flared his magic then an old-style triple decker bus slowed down to a stop and the conductor said ''welcome to the knight bud the emergency transport for the witch and/or wizard the name is Stan Shunpike, and I will be your conductor this evening''

''wow I didn't know about the night bus'' Naruto said

''and your world gets better and better with I could be a part of that world'' Petunia said

Naruto looks at Petunia and said ''and who says you're not''

''so, what are you doing'' Stan said

''well Stan both me and my Obaa was surprised about the night bus'' Naruto said then he remembered and then said ''now give me a second'' then he looked at where the dog was and found it gone

Stan looks at where Naruto was as then asked ''now what are you looking at''

''I was looking to see if the reason I accidently flared my magic, but it looks like it's gone now'' Naruto replied then he went over to get his suitcase

Just before Naruto was about to pick his luggage when Stan said ''no Ill get it you and the miss get in''

Naruto looks at Stan and said as Petunia was getting on ''are you sure it could be heavy, and you don't look like you can lift it''

''yeah, I am sure'' Stan said as he bent his knees to picks the case up

''well suit yourself'' Naruto said with a shrug and get on the bus to see that it had beds and not chairs and Petunia with a look of wander then he said as Stan was struggling to get the teens luggage on ''well now that is a face of wander and I still make that face once in a while'' then they headed to the front of the bus and sat down on the beds

Petunia gave a sad sigh and said ''yes and I know that I can have seen a lot more of I was envious of Lily growing up''

Stan then asked ''so are you two going this fine night''

''I don't know seeing as I am a muggle so I will leave the destinations to my nephew here'' Petunia replied as she points to Naruto

Not missing a beat Naruto then said ''we are going to a place in London called the Leaky Cauldron'' and hands Stan some money

Stan nods and said as he rings the tickets up ''well you heard him Ern now take her away''

Then the shrunken head then said ''yeah Ernie time to take the show on the road'' cause the driver to jump then he takes a bit out of a sandwich then pulls the hand break while the head said ''it going to be a bumpy ride'' then it laughs as the bus drives of at mad speed making all the bed to go to the back of the bus

When the beds came forward Stan said ''um what was your names again''

''we never said but I am Petunia Dursley, and this is my nephew'' Petunia said but was interrupted by Naruto

Naruto knew that Petunia was about to reveal who he was, so he said ''name Menma Uzumaki nice to meet you''

''um no offence but you two don't have any similarities'' Stan said as he picks up a news paper

''oh, it's now problem seeing as my mother was adopted by her family'' Naruto replied then looks at Petunia and said ''will explain later''

As they were heading to London Petunia was looking out the windows and asked ''um stan what about the muggles''

''muggles what about them'' Stan asked

''well can't they see the bus'' Stan said

Stan was about to say something when Naruto said ''now that don't they see what they want to see''

''what do you mean'' Petunia asked

''its not just with muggles everyone does it they see what they want to see I mean take you for instance until last year you hated magic because of Snape as well as being envious so you didn't see it, but I am sure since then you have been noticing magical things everywhere you go'' Naruto said

Petunia took a moment and think things about her noticing the thing from before and after she let go of her hatred and jealousy ''you are right I have noticed the things you speak of''

Naruto nodded and said ''correct and that was you knowing that magic excised but what would happen if you didn't know it existed''

Realising where Naruto was going Petunia said ''I wouldn't see the magical things''

As the bus goes down a road the head then said ''hey Ernie there's a little old lady at twelve o'clock'' then just before the but hit the lady it stopped dead which almost sent Petunia into the driver's window if Naruto didn't stop her then the moment the lady was out the way the bus took off

Petunia who was trying to get used to the movement of the bus sees Stan reading the news Paper and see the headline about someone escaping prison then asked ''Stan do you mind telling me who that man is on the front''

Stan looks at the front before turning it around then said ''well seeing as you're a muggle I don't think you would know who he is, but that man is Sirius Black he is a murderer and got himself locked up in Azkaban for it'' catching Naruto's attention

''what is Azkaban'' Petunia asked

''is the prison that we put our criminals that are the worst of the worst and until now it was thought to be inescapable'' Stan replied

''so do they know how he escaped yet so they can prevent it from happening again'' Petunia asked

''no, they haven't'' Stan replied

''also, he was a big supporter of you know who'' Stan replied

''and how would anyone know that'' Naruto asked

But before anyone could reply the head said ''hey Ernie we have two double decker right on top of us'' then the driver pulled a few leavers then the triple decker slowed right down as if it was in slow motion and went in between the two double deckers then the head said hey guys I have to ask why the long faces'' then when the sus was out the bus speed of again

After going down a few more road they was at Leaky Cauldron and the bus stopped but not before hitting a car and setting the alarm of then Stan said ''well here we are Leaky Cauldron'' then he took Naruto and Petunia the back and Naruto grabbed his suitcase as the conductor said ''I hope you enjoyed your journey on the night bus'' then when Naruto and Petunia was off the bus took off

Before Petunia could ask what to do there was a gruffy voice and said ''ah Mister Potter I see you have arrived and you brought someone'' then both Petunia and Naruto turned to see an Igor like person who spoke again ''will you please follow me the minister would like a word with you'' then he walked over and took Naruto's Luggage and then headed inside Leaky Cauldron with Naruto and Petunia following him

That all folks

Joined harem- Hermione, Daphne, Tonks, Tracy

Going to join harem Fleur, Susan, Hannah, Cho

Thinking Bellatrix Narcissa

Leave suggestions for potential harem members

Other pairing

Neville Ginny and Luna

I know you people want me to put Luna in with Naruto, but I have other plans for her

Lady and Concubine

Lady Potter: L- Fleur C-

Lady Peverell: L-Tonks C-

Lady Gryffindor: L-Hermine C-

Lady Hufflepuff: L-Susan C- Hannah

Lady Ravenclaw: L- Cho C-

Lady Slytherin: L-Daphne C-Tracy

Uzumaki-

Namikaze-

?-Artoria

Masks

Tarakudo - Naruto

Ikazuki (Samurai)-Hermine

Murasaki (Razor)-Daphne

Kiiro (Bat)-Fleur

Midori (Sumo)-Susan

Orenji (Squid)

Kuro (Crab) Cho

Mosugurin (Mini)-Tonks

Aka (Mantis)

Who should wear who's mask?

demon chi artefact

Xiao Fung Wind Chi (Fan)-

Bai Tza Water Chi (Gourd)-

Dai Gui Earth Chi (Flower)-

Tso Lan Moon Chi (Lotus)-

Hsi Wu Sky Chi (Flute)-

Tchang Zu Thunder Chi (Castanets)-

Po Kong Mountain Chi (Drum)-

Who gets who's chi power?