This next one comes from Agent of Chaos.
But first, a bit of context.
So, I decided a while back that I would set up an account for Discord and bring in the other active writers from the expanded Poke Wars universe in an effort to have Peer review and feedback on my works as well as their works to further make the future of the world I had created a more cohesive unit. It has been a blast with so many wonderful ideas and moments. It's also been very helpful with helping to manage the Poke Wars RP (Role Playing) set up by Immortal Wanderer that I momentarily took over for.
The flip side of this is situations like this.
Reader discretion is advised. The following material has been deemed... aggravating. /Cornova are not responsible for the following conditions (cringing, eye-rolling, sounds of disgust, begrudging chuckles, straight up laughter, homicidal rage, etc) resulting from consuming the following material.
You have been warned...
It takes a special kind of mind, to take the world of your childish dreams, that has nourished you throughout your youth with hopes and dreams and the ideals of friendship, kindness, and empathy, and to turn it into a hellscape, to stab in the back those characters that followed you through your journey into adulthood, and subject them to all manners of suffering. One such person is a monster. Two is a curse. When they gather together to discuss their nefarious plans, there is only one possible outcome.
Rand0mness4: So, I saw a little gif from the original anime and it made me sad knowing Psyduck went extinct.
Cornova: Golduck are still around, so the species does technically continue
Agent of Chaos112: Can't really.. reproduce
Agent of Chaos112: They'll...eggsplode
Rand0mness4: Oh, yay!
Rand0mness4: Dammit
Titanic-x-21: XD
Rand0mness4: Y
Agent of Chaos 112: I thought it was pretty well eggsecuted
Rand0mness4: I guess it was a Farfetch'd hope.
Titanic-x-21: XD
Rand0mness4: You've scrambled my train of thought.
Agent of Chaos 112: Guilty as Chargemandered
Cornova: Posts one of hundreds of stock pokemon images on desktop, depicting Dawn in a princess's attire, thoroughly exasperated
Titanic-x-21: -_-
Rand0mness4: Your pun was Super-Effective!
Agent of Chaos 112: Are these puns leaving you... BulbaSore?
Cornova: Posts one of hundreds of stock pokemon images on desktop, depicting a registeel with a single tear in its rightmost eye. Below the image is a single line of text, saying "Hopes deleted"
Titanic-x-21: Yes.
Titanic-x-21: -_-
Agent of Chaos 112: Are you... Fearowful of what comes next?
Rand0mness4: Where are all of these coming from?
Agent of Chaos 112: I'm sorry if these are upsetting mew
Agent of Chaos 112: But there are only more ahead, so Bewear
Rand0mness4: I opened Shrodinger's box
Titanic-x-21: What...?
Rand0mness4: I wanna put the cat back in the bag.
Titanic-x-21: I am tired of these puns.
Rand0mness4: I cant
Titanic-x-21: Agent... enough with the puns.
Agent of Chaos 112: Stopping Draggin yair feet
Rand0mness4: I'm going to go Diggersby myself a hole to lay down in.(edited)
Agent of Chaos 112: I'm not sure if I can hipmostop
Agent of Chaos 112: Though I guess they are making me kinda drowzee
Titanic-x-21: XD
Agent of Chaos 112: But this chat was too cyndatranquil
Agent of Chaos 112: If you want me to stop, you'll have to fall to your knees and Grovyle
Rand0mness4: I'd rather Torchic this chat than surrender.
Agent of Chaos 112: I suppose puns are an effective means of tortua
Agent of Chaos 112: But you won't Kabustop my puns
Cornova: Advanced Orrean interrogation techniques I see
Agent of Chaos 112: No matter how Ominoustar they sound
Rand0mness4: I'll give you an Agent of Chaos 112 Plusle on your methods... this time
Agent of Chaos 112: Thank God, it was a rapid dash against time at that point
Titanic-x-21: Actually, that would be a good torture technique for Orre! XD
Agent of Chaos 112: I'm not sure how much I could happinly say
Agent of Chaos 112: Thankfully, I took a chansey and it worked out in the end.
Rand0mness4: Your puns are going to put me to sleep, and let me warn you, I Snorlax.
Agent of Chaos 112: Sorry, blame sun and moon, watching it can do some rock-rough stuff to your brain
Agent of Chaos 112: …I think I'm out
Agent of Chaos 112: Ran out of pokemon
Titanic-x-21: Oh boy…
Rand0mness4: But really, Eevee-a-me alone.
Titanic-x-21: Oh man... :eyeroll:
Cornova: Posts one of hundreds of stock images saved on desktop, depicting the young trainer from ORAS saying "You're disgusting" as a post-battle quote.
Agent of Chaos 112: These puns will jolt-stick to you, I guess
Agent of Chaos 112: No need to KangaskShun us Cornoca
Rand0mness4: This was a Blastoise, but are you not entertained!
Titanic-x-21: Cornova? :3
Agent of Chaos 112: We have to go out in a Blaziken of glory
Titanic-x-21: Oh no...
Cornova: what, Titanic-x-21.
Titanic-x-21: Don't be so Sceptilecal Titanic-x-21
Rand0mness4: That was such a Litten joke
Rand0mness4: I almost missed it.
Titanic-x-21: Just... forget the puns.
Rand0mness4: Sure, it was only a Clefable.
Agent of Chaos 112: Ah, but I was so excited to finally meet a kindered spirit-too-mb!
Titanic-x-21: -_-;
Rand0mness4: I could hear your sandyGASP of annoyance.
Titanic-x-21: Also, Agent, how far are you on reading the RP? :3
Agent of Chaos 112: We're like you, Butt-mer-Free!
Agent of Chaos 112:But, I've made it to the GLOOMy bit with the forest curse
Titanic-x-21: OK
Titanic-x-21: No puns.
Rand0mness4: Just wait, it'll Phan-stump you with what happens next.
Titanic-x-21: Hm.
Agent of Chaos 112: You're just jealous cause you can't keep up, Slowpoke
Titanic-x-21: Oh, I get some. But really. Enough with the puns!
Agent of Chaos 112: Admit it, you have a Magneton attraction to them
Agent of Chaos 112: We're there dynamic Doduo!
Agent of Chaos 112: Don't seel away our puns!
Agent of Chaos 112: If I don't say them, they'll Haunter my nightmares!
Titanic-x-21: I… I give up
Agent of Chaos 112: Then I'll be all Krabby in the morning(edited)
Rand0mness4: These are starting to flygon over my head.
Titanic-x-21: Yeah. -_-
Agent of Chaos 112: I suppose it did turn into something of a tangela of words
Agent of Chaos 112: But I thought some of them were Goldeen
Rand0mness4: These are starting to feel a bit Arcanine, we need to freshen up this humor.
Rand0mness4: We shouldn't let he conversation Machoke, so be careful.
Agent of Chaos 112: Felt like a Star-mi-and-yu
Titanic-x-21: That one I can get. :3
Rand0mness4: Titanic has got to be weepinbell by now.
Agent of Chaos 112: Ditto
Rand0mness4: That's just tentacruel(edited)
Agent of Chaos 112: Still, enjoy these puns before they're porygon
Titanic-x-21: Hey!
Titanic-x-21: If you don't stop, I will Groudon you two!
Agent of Chaos 112: Totidilly too cruel, I will admit
Rand0mness4: Geo-dude! That was too good!
Agent of Chaos 112: I couldn't give a hoot hoot Titanic-x-21
Agent of Chaos 112: I'm Noctownal half the time anyways
Titanic-x-21: Never mind. -_-;
Agent of Chaos 112: Man, now we've upset the Ladi an Cornova
Rand0mness4: I'm feeling a bit Slow,bro. Can you elaborate?
Rand0mness4: They can Shelder their eyes.
Agent of Chaos 112: Yeah, it's only fair we get to mareep what we sew
Rand0mness4: Sure, they'll seadra, but what's the worst that'll happen?
Agent of Chaos 112: Let our good humor Bellosom!
Rand0mness4: I accept that they'll be Crabby.
Agent of Chaos 112: I think that last pun of yours needed more Ampheroses
Agent of Chaos 112: Shoot, you need to Skipbloom that last one, we already did Krabby!
Agent of Chaos 112: You've Sunkern to regirock bottom!
Rand0mness4: Damn it! That one had me feeling Blissey!
Agent of Chaos 112: Delete it, before we are trapoed in a Quagsmire!(edited)
Rand0mness4: Let them Lavitar and feather me, it won't go down!
Agent of Chaos 112: I wouldn't invite them, they can be quite misdrevious
Rand0mness4: This is starting to Aggron me.
Agent of Chaos 112: Your punishment is as of now, unown
Rand0mness4: Let them Volbeat, I don't care!
Rand0mness4: They may be Grumpig, but it won't stop my roll!
Agent of Chaos 112: They might be quite herracross with you
Rand0mness4: I'm feeling Feebas at the thought of that.
Agent of Chaos 112: Though I will admit, this whole thing has me shuckling
Rand0mness4: But I'm no Shuppet to their demands!
Agent of Chaos 112: ... You know what, you're right! We don't need to answer to those Swineub!
Rand0mness4: This Spheal will go unhindered!
Agent of Chaos 112: They can scream themselves horsea, if they want!
Rand0mness4: Don't Shinx it now.
Rand0mness4: I can't Shieldon you from everything.
Agent of Chaos 112: I think I can hear Cornova screaming into his pillow swine right now
Agent of Chaos 112: And of Corsula I don't expect you too
Agent of Chaos 112: I don't need your RemorAID
Rand0mness4: He might Gabite his fingernails wondering what we are up too.
Rand0mness4: He's gonna Toxicroak when he sees this.
Agent of Chaos 112: Bah, let him rain down octillery if he wants, our bunkers will hold
Rand0mness4: He will see all Weavil
Rand0mness4: Hear it
Rand0mness4: Speak it
Rand0mness4: Let the Magmortor rain!
Agent of Chaos 112: ... We are houndoomed, aren't we?
Agent of Chaos 112: We've pissed off the kingdra
Rand0mness4: Yes, let's Giratina outta here.
Rand0mness4: This will be a Darkria day.
Agent of Chaos 112: I think we need to finish before you et Porygon too
Rand0mness4: But, we Servine no one!
Agent of Chaos 112: Aye, so what if we Entei the gates if hell?
Rand0mness4: Oshawatt are you sayin'?
Agent of Chaos 112: It'll be a sweetcuine ridekou
Rand0mness4: Let's be Boldore
Agent of Chaos 112: ...I will admit you have learned much, my pupiltar
Agent of Chaos 112: But but enough to overcome the tyrantitar
Rand0mness4: If the tyranitar is to Fraxure something, I will.
Agent of Chaos 112: The man has a short fuse before he cobuskens
Agent of Chaos 112: He will force you into the mudkip
Agent of Chaos 112: Marshstomp you
Rand0mness4: He just couldn't see what lay at the Virizion.
Agent of Chaos 112: And leave you Swamphurt
Rand0mness4: Sound like a man made of Thundurus, and darkened clouds
Agent of Chaos 112: I suppose the end of the road is too mighty eveen for him
Rand0mness4: He can't Tornadas my spirit!
Agent of Chaos 112: Aye, let him try, let the die be castcoon
Agent of Chaos 112: The aftermath will be beautifly
Rand0mness4: Yes, and if I have to Clawitzer my way from the brink, then so be it.
Agent of Chaos 112: When it is over, we will dustox ourselves off, and laugh
Rand0mness4: Yet, after all this, I fear we need to keep our Zygarde up.
Rand0mness4: Hoopa knows what enemies we've made tonight.
Agent of Chaos 112: True, he may try to hit us belotad the belt
Agent of Chaos 112: Leave us in a seedyot place
Rand0mness4: This isn't Stuffel to take lightly.
Rand0mness4: But I won't Wimpod out
Agent of Chaos 112: He has experience looking down his nose-and-leafing us behind
Agent of Chaos 112: Though he is a shiftry fellow himself
Rand0mness4: I guess I'll Mimikyu , since you are so confident.
Rand0mness4: It better not be my Dhelmise
Agent of Chaos 112: Bah, I've seen him try to tailow me, he has no reason to be so swellow
Rand0mness4: I'm about to have a meltan-down
Agent of Chaos 112: You have the wingall to admit that to me?
Rand0mness4: It is a sobble day indeed
Agent of Chaos 112: Sure, we are surakitting the edge of the abyss, but anything else would be slakkingoff
Rand0mness4: Alright, I concede defeat because my head is on the verge of exploding.
Agent of Chaos 112: Though... Perhaps we should lower our voices to a whispmer
Rand0mness4: This was a hell of a battle, fellow trainer.
Agent of Chaos 112: Don't you mean...Explouding?
Agent of Chaos 112: Okay, okay, I'm done
Agent of Chaos 112: Damn, I don't think I've ever gone that long
Rand0mness4: My head hurts
Rand0mness4: For real
Agent of Chaos 112: Ugh, mine too
Rand0mness4: I've got to get some sleep. I'll brawl you later, feralagatr
Agent of Chaos 112: In a while, krookodile
Agent of Chaos 112: Cornova it's safe to come out now
Rand0mness4: Sampson Oak would be proud.
Rand0mness4: Goodnight yalls
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