Hey, everyone! I'm back with another chapter of Ulitamte Alliance What If...?! Let's begin!
I DON'T OWN ANYONE IN THIS SERIES! Except for the Monstervengers, their mine*
Watcher: Time. Space. Reality. It's more than a linear path. It' a prism of endless possibility. Where a single choice can branch out into infinite realities, creating alternate worlds from the ones you know. I am the Watcher. I am you guide through these vast new realities. Follow me, and ponder the question. What if...?
We see in space, a beam with the Hulk in it, heading towards Earth.
Watcher: Dr. Bruce Banner, the human hiding within the Hulk, fell from the stars to warn humanity of imminent danger. But the world he found was not one he recongnized.
Turns out, the city was burning with broken buildings. When the Hulk landed in a building, he transformed into Bruce.
Bruce: [panting] Thanos is coming. He's coming. Uh... Hello? Anyone got any clothes?
He manage to get some clothes. When he went outside, he sees the distruction.
Bruce: [gasp] Oh, God. Was I too late?
That's when Cull and Ebony appeared!
Bruce: Ah, jeez. Come on, big guy, time to go green. [trying to transform] [grunts] [grunts loudly] Oh, no.
Ebony: Hear me and rejoice.
Bruce: [slapping himself] Come on! Come on! Come on! [growls] [Hulk] No! What do you mean, "no"?
Ebony: You are about to die at the hands of the children of...
That's when a bean hit him in the back of the head by a portal.
Ebony: [grunts]
The portal then opened bigger to reveal Iron Man, Wong, and Dr. Strange came throw it.
Bruce: Tony? [chuckles] Boy, are you guys screwed!
Ebony: Huh?
Soon, they fought the two. But after a few seconds, they fought them until they were dead!
Bruce: [chuckling] Yeah, Iron man! [sees blood flying] Wait, what are you guys... That's... Uh, that sorta seems like overkill.
When Iron Man came up, it was revealed that he was a Mothman, making him Iron Mothman!
Iron Mothman: [growling]
Bruce: Whoa!
It also show that Dr. Strange was a Cyclopes, making him Dr. Cyclopes! And Wong was a Otways Panther, now as Panther Wong!
Bruce: It's... Oh.
Iron Mothman: [sees Bruce] [growls]
Bruce: I can't believe it.
Then a cape belonging to Strange attack the monsters. When Brace was running away, Panther Wong opened a portal to get closer, but was stop by the cape.
Bruce: No, no, no, no. [runs away] Oh. Oh! [panting] Oh! [grunts] Don't kill me!
As the cape hold the monster down, the portal closed and slice off Panther Wong's head.
Bruce: Oh! Ugh! Ah! [yells] [sees Iron Mothman] [gasp] Oh, no. No, no, no. Don't kill me. Don't kill me. I'm... I'm vegan.
But as Iron Mothman came close to him, a staff inpaled him!
Bruce: [gasp] [looks at end of the staff] What...
Turns out, the staff belong to Monkey King!
Monkey King: Come on, you silly Monstervengers, you never play nice.
That's when Frankenstein came in and slices Dr. Cyclopes with his holy weapons.
Frankenstein: They never do! [slices Iron Mothman's head off]
As he did that, Wasp with her giant ants showed up.
Bruce: Oh, no. Oh! I'm gonna vomit. [as ant eats Iron Mothman's head] I'm definitely gonna vomit.
Wasp: Go! You'll be safe with them.
Bruce: With the giant ants? Who are you?
Wasp: All that's left.
Bruce: [gets picked up] Whoa! Don't kill m, don't kill me, don't kill...
Turns out, it was Spider Man that picked him up.
Sipder Man: Hey, relax. I'm your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
Bruce: Oh, yeah? Well, then, what the hell happened to the neighborhood?
As they swinged away with the cape behind them, the Watcher was watching them.
Watcher: Like too many great catastrophes, this one sprang from a place of love and destiny.
[flashback]
Watcher: When Hellboy pull Excaliber from the stone, he killed the blood queen with a single slice of the blade. But in another universe, when he removed the sword, he was not himself. And when his father, Professor Broom, told not he's not like this.
Turns out, he sliced his head off!
Watcher: Oof. That happened. Soon, Hellboy rule over the Earth began.
Hellboy: [roaring]
Watcher: Within 24 hours, all monsters and demons started killing everyone in their path. Ironically, it was the Avengers' heroism that sealed humanity fate.
Captain America: On my mark.
Watcher: When the Avengers killed most of the monsters, their king came.
Monsters: [sees their king] [cheering]
Watcher: Soon, he killed them all, but had plans for them. And when Earth's mightest heroes joined the monsters, no one else stood a chance. Unless, of course, they knew the rules.
That's when a video, created by Spider Man, started to play.
Spider Man: New York! Home of the Mets, the Chrysler Building, those ladies from Sex and the City, and now, the monster apacalypes! If you can make it, you can make it anywhere. But first, you have to not get killed.
Then came on Happy Hogan in a T-Shirt that said "I'm Not Single I'm Saving Myself For Thor."
Spider Man: Step one. Long sleeves.
Happy: Do I have to be wearing this?
Spder Man: Ah, Happy. Come on. The safety of the world depends on it. And action, monster!
Then came out Kurt.
Kurt: Here I come. Bad monster.
Spider Man: The monster deadly part is their saliva. So the less skin you're showing, the less there is to bite.
Then the video is in the bathroom, where someone is having a shower.
Spider Man: Step two, hygiene. Monster are attracted to the smell of human flesh that isn't covered in Holy Water. So the less pheromones you give off, mmm, the better.
Kurt: But just one catch.
Spider Man: You're never more vulnerable than in your birthday suit.
Kurt: The sneak attack!
Turns out, the person in the shower was Bucky Barnes, also known as the Winder Soldier, as he holds Kurt by the neck with his metal arm.
Kurt: [straining] Your robot arm is waterproof. How handy! Pun intended.
Winter Soldier: You know all I have to do is squeeze, right?
Spider Man: Okay, okay. Easy, killer. How about we skip the shower and grab the body spray with Holy Water made by Frankenstien.
Kurt: [gets thrown by Bucky] No!
Then it changes to Sharon Carter, walking towards the camera.
Spider Man: Okay, step three. Always aim for the head. That's the only way to kill 'em.
?: Will you turn that off.
Turns out, the video was cut off by Okoye.
Spider Man: Oh. I was just showing Dr. Banner the orientation video.
Monkey King: And it never gets old.
Okoye: [to Bruce] Gerenal Okoye of the Dora Milaje. Wakandan Royal Guard.
Bruce: You certainly picked a hell of a time to visit the States, General.
Okoye: I swore an oath, Dr. Banner. My king went missing with the Avengers weeks ago. And for the first time since the invansion, we actually have a reason to hope. A beacon just came in over the wires.
They were in a base made of buses, hanging by Spider Man web's.
Okoye: Another surviver camp claims to have made progress on a cure.
Spider Man: Wh... Awesome! Global crisis solved. High-fives all around, guys.
Winter Soldier: Not quite. The beacon's location was corrupted in transit. We have no idea where it came from.
Bruce: Well, it looks to me like your message is in non-linear hexacode.
?: Indeed, human.
They turned around to a ghost-like grim reaper appeared behind them. This was Zs'Skayr!
Spider Man: [gasp] Grim reaper!
Then Okoye started to fight him. As Zs'Skayr was weakened, he poses her!
Sharon: Okoye!
She then turns around to face them, but her eyes were black with purple pupils, as Zs'Skayr talk through her.
Zs'Skayr (Okoye): I come in peace. I only want to talk to you humans.
Bruce: Wh... What are you?
Zs'Skayr: [leaves Okoye's body] I'm just someone who want to live in peace with this planet.
Spider Man: Really?
Zs'Skayr: [chuckles] We're not so different, you and I, Spider. We want to go alone. And look where it ended.
Bruce: What do you want?
Zs'Skayr: We just want to live in peace from where we're from.
Sharon: Wait, we?
Zs'Skayr: Yes, [moves out of the way] we.
Turns out, the others he was speaking of was Dr. Viktor, Kuphulu, Crujo, and Lord Transyl!
Kurt: Whoa, classic monsters.
Dr. Viktor: We're more than that. You can call us aliens.
Lord Transyl: We come from the Anur System. After we heard of the death of Ben Tennyson and the Plumbers, we thought of ruling this planet.
Crujo: But when we saw that this "Hellboy" arleady did. We tried to escape his rage, but they destroy our ship.
Kuphulu: And now, we're straided on this infeno planet.
Bruce: So, what are you saying?
Zs'Skayr: What we are saying that's we want to create an alliance with you, [puts hand out for handshake] so we can defeat Hellboy.
Monkey King: Okay, [shakes his hand] deal!
Winder Soldier: Anyway, back to buisness. That location look familiar, Agent Carter?
Sharon: It's Camp Lehigh in New Jersey. S.H.I.E.L.D.'s first base of operations. It could have the equipment you need to fabricate a cure.
Okoye: Then we'll leave at sundown.
Happy: [sighs] Well, just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, we gotta go to Jersey.
Dr. Viktor: You got a thing at that place.
Happy: No!
Soon, at sundown they were at Grand Central Station.
Happy: Monster-freakin'-apocalypse, and somehow, I'm still driving.
Okoye: What is the problem? I thought you were an Uber driver.
Happy: No. I'm a personal chauffeur. There's a difference.
[growling]
Happy: [screams]
Turns out, they were small and saw a giant monster! As they grew in size, they killed it.
Happy: All right, everyone, it's Grand Central.
Soon, they entered the building.
Okoye: Hope, Banner, Parker, Viktor, track seven. See if you can hot-wire the train.
Kurt: Sounds like job for crimminal. I will help.
Spider Man: Uh, splitting up? Do you guys just not have horror movies in Wakanda?
Okoye: We don't need them. We have American reality shows.
Kurt: Boom goes the dynamite. That was solid burn on all of us.
Okoye: The rest of us will stay here and guard the perimeter.
Happy: [imitates metal locking]
Meanwhile...
Kurt: No juice. We're getting no juice. Train, please be working for daddy. [grunts] It's not working.
Banner: We're locked outta the gear box.
Wasp: I'm on it. I can jump-start the engine from the inside. [shrinks and flies off]
Dr. Viktor: I will help you, human. [follows her]
As they were doing that, the others were looking out for danger. Wasp and Viktor jump-started the engine, but nothing.
Wasp: Spark ignition's not firing. We need someone to give us a push.
Kurt: Perhas you summon your inner green demon.
Bruce: No. He's on sabbatical. Any other ideas?
Wasp: [on coms] Not unless someone happens to have a giant slingshot.
Spider Man: I've got an idea!
Bruce and Kurt: [yelp]
Spider Man: Make sure the brake lock is engaged.
Turns out, he was gonna pull the train. Meanwhile, Lord Transyl, Crujo, Happy, Monkey King, Frankenstein, and Sharon were looking around.
Happy: Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam, blam! Blam! [chuckles] Just, uh, birds.
Sharon: Were you saying "blam"?
Happy: Was I?
Monkey King: [laughing] That's stupid!
That's when an arrow went throw Happy's shoulder!
Happy: [gasp] ow. [gets pulled] [grunts]
Sharon: Happy?
Monkey King: No, boring guy!
Sharon: Happy! [on coms] Man down, man down. We lost Happy!
Spider Man: What? No! [sighs] No, not Happy.
Sharon: I think it was... [gets shot in the shoulder] [grunts] [groans]
Turns out, it was Werehyena in Hawkman cloths, now known as WereHawkman!
Sharon: It's Hawkeye.
Back to Okoye and Bucky, another Monstervenger showed up! This was Falcon as a griffon, called Griffon!
Griffon: [puts talons out] [yells]
Soon, they started to fight! Meanwhile, Spider Man was pulling on the webs. While that was happened, Okoye killed Griffon.
Okoye: That was your friend. Sorry about that.
Winter Soldier: I should be sad, but I'm not.
Kuphulu: We better move!
Okoye: Right, let's go.
Spider Man was still pulling on the train.
Spider Man: Okay, come on, guys! I think I have about four thousand pounds of thrust here.
Bruce: Hang in there, Peter. They're almost here.
Spider Man: Okay, get ready to disengage the brake on my mark.
When he looked behind him, he sees monster!
Spider Man: [yells] [yelps]
That's when Strange's cape and Zs'Skayr started fighting them!
Bruce: Heck yeah, cape!
But, there was more outside of the train!
Kurt: [gasps] No! No, no, bad monster! Bad monster! Bad monster!
Then Wasp and Viktor started to fight the other monsters.
Kurt: You are remakable woman and frankenstein!
Wasp: The front of the train's all hooked up!
Soon, the others were on their way.
Winter Soldier: Copy that. Inbound
But when they got to the train, the monsters saw them and attacked them! But they all got into the train in time!
Okoye: We're all here! Go!
Then, Kurt released the brakes, making the train come in fast! When Zs'Skayr saw the train coming, he grab Spider Man, turns invisible, and go inside the train. Soon, they were off.
Bruce: We did it. Destination, Camp Lehigh.
When Spider Man came to the others, he wearing Strange's cape.
Wasp: It's a good look on you.
Spider Man: Really? You think I could pull it off?
Wasp: Maybe you'll grow into it.
Zs'Skayr: It does look good on you, human spider.
Okoye: I'm sorry. We should have stayed together.
Soon, they were outside of the city, and Sharon was on the end of the train. As she went to the others, she heard something about her.
Sharon: [yelps]
But before she could fight, the monster killed her!
Sharon: [screaming]
The Winter Soldier heard her and ran towards her.
Winter Soldier: Sharon? Sharon! [sees monster] I think you've had enough, Cap.
Turns out, the monster was Captain America as a Axehandle Hound, goes by Captain Hound!
Captain Hound: [howls]
Soon, the two started to fight! While they were fighting, a Harpy came from behind Bucky and tried to stab him, but he pushed her away. Then Wasp came in.
Wasp: Bucky!
She then shrank when she saw the Harpy and enters her body through the mouth! When Captain Hound throw his shield, Bucky grabs it and throw it back at him, cutting Captain Hound in half!
Winter Soldier: Sorry, pal. I guess this is the end of the line. [put shield on his back]
When the Harpy was about to attack, Wasp expanded inside it, making it explode with it's guts all over Wasp. As that happened, the others came in.
Wasp: Uh, guy, I'm covered in blood.
Okoye: The kid has sanitizer.
Bruce: [looks at Wasp] Uh, Hope? I think you're in trouble.
Turns out, she cut her shoulder! While they were riding off, the Watcher was watching them. Soon, Bruce was checking on Wasp.
Bruce: Heart rate's elevated, tempreature's not going in the right direction.
Wasp: Then we both know what you have to do.
Okoye: No. Not when we could be minutes away from a cure.
Wasp: [grunts] Can we really take that risk?
Spider Man: It's not risk. It's hope. And anyone who's seen a monster movie knows that that's the key to survival. Plus, it's also your name, and that's gotta mean something.
Lord Transyl: You have courage, human.
Wasp: Oh, kid. How do you do it?
Spider Man: See all these movies? AV club.
Wasp: [chuckling] No. No, how do you stay so... [inhales deeply] ...upbeat? After everything.
Spider Man: Pratice, I guess. My mom, dad, uncle Ben, Mr. Stark. Now Happy. I've... I've lost a lot. But my aunt May says... used to say, that if we don't keep smiling when they can't, then we might as well just be gone, too. And... [puts hand on her hand] Well, they'd want us to keep going.
Kurt: Guys, uh, bad news, team. The train has run out of fuel.
Bruce: How far away are we from Camp Lehigh?
Kurt: On the bright side, we are at least closer than we were.
Wasp: [groans] And the not-bright side?
Kurt: We're going to have to walk through that.
Turns out, there was a bunch of monsters outside!
Winter Soldier: Well, looks like our draft cards just got pulled.
Okoye: We will not make it through them.
Wasp: But you can make it over them.
Spider Man: [realises] No, no. Hope, no.
Frankenstein: There has to be another way!
Wasp: Listen to me. We all know my time's up, okay? And if I have to go, it might as well go out when I didn't go kill Hellboy myself.
Bruce: Oh, come on, Hope. It's not your fault.
Wasp: I was so obsessed with Broom trying to talk to his off-spring that I never considered of what Hellboy was. I started this, but you are gonna finish it.
Zs'Skayr: No offence human, I've seen you shrink in size, how can you carry all of us? It's not like you can grow in size. [she gives him a look] Can you?
Turns out, she can. Soon, she became a giant, and started to carry everyone in her hands, as the monsters were climbing onto her by her legs. When they reach the camp, she puts all of the to the ground, before all the monsters came towards her face.
Wasp: Peter. Smile. Smile for me, okay?
Soon, she past out, falled onto the ground, died, leaving everyone with sad looks on their faces, but Peter's was more sad.
Lord Transyl: [puts hand on Peter's shoulder] She was a generous human, she will not be forgotten.
Winter Soldier: [looks at monsters] Uh, guys, why aren't they climbing the fence?
Turns out, the monster were standing behind the fence, not moving.
Spider Man: Uh, they don't have to scale anything.
Monkey King: [goes to the fence] [waves his butt at them] [grunting] Hmm, it's like something is making them stay put.
Kurt: We must be careful. Baba Yaga nears. I can feel her.
Bruce: Baba who, now?
Kurt: Baba Yage. The witch. Known to lurk in shadows of sacred burial grounds. [gets touch] Baba Ya...
Spider Man: Oh, no, I totally just jump-scared you. Sorry. I didn't mean to do that.
Kurt: It's just spider boy. Come on.
That's when another hand touch Peter!
Spider Man and Kurt: [both yelp]
Kurt: Baba Ya...
Turns out, it was Vision!
Bruce: Oh, Vision! You're a vision! You have no idea how good it is to see a familiar and not one of those gross, half-eaten faces.
Vision: One of the benefits of being an android. I'm not on the menu.
Bruce: Oh, that's it. That's how you've been able to keep the monsters at bay.
Soon, they entered the base.
Vision: The Mind Stone. The source of... well, me. It emits a sub-frequency that is not of their liking.
Bruce: Could that mean the infection is some kind of encephalopathy?
Spider Man: Brain stuff.
Vision: Percisely. The corruption overloads the brain's limbic system. So once I discovered the infecteds' aversion to the Mind Stone, I experimented to see if targeted exposure might reverse their condition.
Okoye: Were you successful?
?: Ta-da! See for yourself!
Spider Man: Wait, who said that?
Kurt: Was a ghost?
Zs'Skayr: Very funny, human.
?: Oh, damn. Hey, would somebody turn me around? We messed up my entrance. You know, I need to get this thing motorized.
Turns out, it was Scott Lang as a head in a jar!
Scott: Hey!
Kurt: Scott! Scott.
Winter Soldier: Lang?
Spider Man: No... way.
Kurt: Oh, look at you.
Scott: I know I've lost weight. Thank you for noticing. But don't worry. I won't let it go to my head. [others looked confused] Sorry, I tend to process traumatic events with dad jokes. Drives Hank crazy. Well, drove Hank crazy. Oh, man. Hank.
Okoye: Hey, tulla, tulla. [taps the jar] Don't cry. You'll fog up your jar.
Scott: Sorry. I know, I know. It's just, what I wouldn't give to get chewed out by that old grump one last time. Gah, I did it again! Monster pun.
Monkey King: No, I get it! [laughing]
Vision: Mmm. Well, the operative point is I cured him.
Spider Man: Which means you can cure others.
Vision: Theoretically, but...
Bruce: We'll need access to a satellite network to broadcat the Mind Stone frequency worldwide.
Vision: Well, again, theroetically, but the technology required to do so is currently beyond human capability.
Okoye: Not in Wakanda. And thanks to our force shields, it remians the last human sanctuary on Earth.
Winter Soldier: I'll canvas the base, see if I can find us transport.
Vision: Sergeant Barnes, you will not find what you're looking for.
Soon, Bucky looked around the base, searching for transport. He then enters a room. Meanwhile, Bruce and Peter were in the computer room, when Bruce sees...
Bruce: Uh, according to these security logs, we're not the first to respond to Vision's signal.
Spider Man: More survivors! Well, then where are they?
That's when Bucky sees cloths on the ground, then he heard a growl from a cell, where Scarlet Witch was, but she was a Baba Yaga, making her Scarlet Baba Yaga!
?: Stop. You will anger her.
Bucky then reconize that voice, and went to see Black Panther on a table, missing one leg!
Winter Soldier: T'Challa?
Black Panther: Bucky. [heavily breathing] Is it really you?
Winter Soldier: Who did this to you?
Black Panther: We don't have much time. We have to run. Now.
Soon, he grabs T'Challa bt the arm. While he was doing that, Scarlet Baba Yaga was angry when she saw her food being taken away! Back to the others...
Vision: I'm sorry, Dr. Banner. I really do wish you hadn't found us.
Bruce: Vision, what the hell is this place?
Black Panther: A trap.
When the others sees T'Challa, they were shocked to see him missing a leg.
Okoye: [speaks Wakandan] Oh, we feared you were dead!
Black Panther: The Vision grabbed me in San Fancisco. Thought he was saving me. He was just picking up takeout.
Winter Soldier: He's been keeping him alive to feed his witch bride.
Scott: That goth chick. I knew it! I was pickin' up vibes.
Vision: Her name is Wanda. And while your anger is predictable, I can assure you my actions, though unsavory, were nevertheless born of logic.
Scott: Well, in Vision's defense... [clicks tongue] I've got nothing.
Spider Man: Okay, wait, I don't get it. You cured the talking head but not her?
Zs'Skayr: Indeed!
Vision: Her powers are too strong. They've resisted the treatment. The only course of action is to contain her and her hunger.
Okoye: Why not eliminate her?
Dr. Viktor: It would be smarter to do that.
Vision: I... I couldn't.
Bruce: You lured innocent people to their deaths, all in the name of love?
Lord Transyl: I call that madness.
Scott: [scoffs] Love. Sucks.
Vision: I still connot entirely fathom what I have done.
Okoye: So you should have no problem submitting to human justice!
But before she could stab Vision, she some how stopped from something!
Vision: You have awakened her. She hasn't eaten in days.
Kurt: [sees her bursting through doors] [whimpers] Baba Yaga! [gets pulled by her] [yells]
Scott: Whoa! Watch out! She's a man-eater! There it is, I'm doing it again.
Monkey King: [spins staff] Can we worry about that later!
Soon, they fought her, but had no luck! While they were fighting, they pushed the chair holding Scott, and he was about to fall over, but Stange's cape save him.
Bruce: Vision, we need you help. Get us out of here.
Knowing what he had done, Vision had to help them.
Vision: Yes, Doctor, I believe you are right.
Soon, he blasted a hole through the bunker, allowing them all to escape. But was Okoye was about out, she was taken by Scarlet Baba Yaga!
Black Panther: [sees Okoye] Okoye. Okoye!
Okoye: My king. Wakanda forever. [gasp] [gets pulled to Scarlet Baba Yaga]
That's when Vision uses the stone to cut the bunker to sink to the ground.
Vision: We haven't much time. There's a Quadjet in the hanger.
Bruce: You're not coming?
Vision: I must atone for what I have done. But I cannot bring myself to leave her.
He then decided to rip the Mind Stone off of him, sacrafising himself for the others! But as he did that, the monsters started to come towards them! Then, Bruce grabbed the stone, just as Scarlet Baba Yaga came out of the bunker, in rage!
Bruce: [as Bucky ready's himself] Bucky!
Dr. Viktor: What are you doing?!
Winter Soldier: Run.
Turns out, he was going to fight her, while the others got to the Quadjet. But he was unsuccessful! When she saw the others running, she went after them. Just as Bruce opens the hanger doors, Scarlet Baba Yaga bites him!
Bruce: [yells]
But as she was bitting him, a Hulk arm came onto him as he throw her into the monsters.
Bruce: Oh, nice save, big guy.
Soon, T'Challa started the jet up.
Spider Man: Do you think you can fly this?
Black Panther: Uh, if it ever boots up.
Scott: Uh, guys, impending doom on our six.
Spider Man: Uh, that's our twelve. But yes, what the head said. Doom, total doom.
Bruce: I can buy you guys some time...
Spider Man: Dr. Banner, no, we are not leaving you. I just... I... I really, I don't think I can lose another friend today.
Bruce: [gives him the stone] So... avenge us.
Spider Man: Yeah. [takes stone]
Soon, Bruce went out to face the monsters!
Bruce: Okay, big guy. Kinda counting on you here. Things are pretty bad. It'd be nice for you to be the hero. [runs towards them] I mean, wouldn't it be kinda cool for you to be the nice one for a change?
Black Panther: [as engine starts] Oh, yes! [engine powers down] Oh, no, no, no, no.
But, as all hope was about gone, Bruce turned into the Hulk and the engine started again, and they were off!
Hulk: [roaring]
While they were flying, Hulk was fighting Scarlet Baba Yaga, buying them time.
Scott: We did it! We really did it!
Spider Man: No, don't jinx it! [groans] Dosen't anybody here watch horror movies?
Monkey King: Oh, come on, kid. We're up in the air. What could possibly grab us?
That's when a Giantess that was holding Wasp helment saw them fly by her!
Scott: [sees body] Hope? Hope! Oh, Hope!
That's when the giantess grabbed the jet!
Black Panther: Firing thrusters.
Soon, they were off.
Black Panther: ETA, twenty minutes.
Scott: Well, put another "W" on the board for the Avengers. [as the others were sad] Go ahead, high-five. It's okay, I won't fell left out.
Black Panther: [to Peter] You all right?
Spider Man: [sighs] Last year, Mr. Stark asked me to join the Avengers. I turned him down, and now they're all gone. And I'm still here.
Black Panther: Im my culture, death is not the end. They are still with us, as long as we do not forget them.
Scott: Plus, they're not all gone. Me. You still have me.
Spider Man: [remembers] Oh. I'm so sor... I-I forgot. You are an Avenger.
Scott: Totally. Big time. Well, maybe not officially. But, you know, at heart.
Black Panther: Good. The world could use a little heart right now.
Spider Man: And once we get tihs to Wakanda, we're gonna save the world.
Watcher: Even in the darkest of times, humans will give all to save their planet. Even if it means bring an end to the universe.
Turns out, Hellboy killed Thanos and was holding the Infinity Stone in his hands, thinking of what to do with them.
End