Hey, everyone! I'm back with another chapter of Ultimate Alliance What If...?! Let's begin!
I DON'T OWN ANYONE IN THIS SERIES!*
Watcher: Time. Space. Reality. It's more than a linear path. It's a prism of endless possibilty. Where a single choice can branch out into endless realities, creating alternate worlds from the ones you know. I am the Watcher. I am your guide through these vast new realities. Follow me, and pounder the question. What if...?
We see a car with Darcy and Jane in it in the middle of nowhere at night.
Darcy: For the win. This is it.
[clinking]
Darcy: And this is it, for the win.
[clinking]
Darcy: For the win. This is it. For the...
Turns out, she was trying to get a peanut into a cup with a rubber band.
Darcy: Yes! First try. Jane, you owe me fifty- [gasp]
[computer beeping]
Darcy: Uh... Oh! Uh... Uh, Jane, Jane, Jane! It's beeping! It's doing the beeping!
Jane: [wakes up] [gasp] [on phone] I need to talk to the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. Because, if my data is correct, I believe an alien invasion is imminent and... Hello?
Turns out, the call was cut off. Then, she called again
Jane: Two years ago, the same anomaly struck Star Alpha Icarus and the entire star dimmed and then, poof, disintegrated. Yes, I know this is the Parks Department, but isn't there something you can do?
Darcy: Talking about the end of the world, my dude.
[beeping rapidly]
Then, the two went up and sees something flying over them!
Darcy: They're here.
Jane: We're too late. The invasion has begun.
Meanwhile, in Las Vegas, there was a party going on, and the beam of light hit the road!
?: Citizens of Midgard... your dull lives are about to come to an end. Prepare yourselves... for the party prince!
Turns out, it was Thor wath his friends!
Thor: This is gonna be awesome. Whoo!
[all cheering]
While they partyed, the Watcher was watching them.
Watcher: More than battles won or lost, it's relationships that truly define a hero. The people who shape them, their stories. Thor and Loki, a brotherhood so strong and pivotal, it would change the fate of a universe. Their childhood taught Thor many lessons. But in another universe, instead of raising the Jotunheim prince, Loki, as his own son, Odin returned him to his people. Without his trickster brother to keep things, let's say, lively, Thor grew into a very different prince.
Then we see Thor and Frigga watched Odin in his sleep.
Frigga: Rest, my love. Allow the Odinsleep to restore you body and soul. [pokes him] He's asleep. And, uh... I'm off to my sister's to celebrate the solstice. Now, this is your first taste of kinghood, my prince. I expect you to study, read up on the Nine Realms that you will one day rule.
Thor: Of course, mother.
Frigga: No parties.
Thor: Of course, mother.
Frigga: Remeber, Heimdall will be watching.
Thor: Wait, what? You can't be serious.
Frigga: Behave.
Thor: Oh, Heimdall, there you are. Just off to study. Books won't read themselves. [chuckles]
Later...
Hogan: But your mother said-
Thor: Don't be such a wet blanket, Hogan. Oh, guys, stop. My father has ruled Asgard for centuries. And, look, the most interesting thing that he's ever done is fall asleep. He only cares about duty and blah-blah-blah-blah responsibility. Well, I'm not gonna be like him, right? The boring king? Uh-uh.
Then soon enter a room.
Hogan: But Heimdall sees all. If we try anything, he'll call Frigga.
Thor: [pulls out beer] Oh, ye of little faith. We are going to the most backward, backwater planet that not even Heimdall pays attention to. Alert the realms. [as he and the others chug their beers] [groans] Party on Migard! [he and the others slam their mugs to the ground]
Back to Earth, many minutes later, they were partying.
Volstagg: Yes! [chuckles]
All: Huzzah!
Person: To Thor, the party prince!
Thor: Welcome! Welcome, friends.
Crowd: [chanting] Party prince!
Thor: Enjoy the night. Thunder hug. [chuckles] [hands beer to person] Here, have a drink. It never runs out. You try to drink it all, but you can't because it's magic! Huzzah!
Crowd: [chanting] Huzzah! Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor!
Turns out, the entire universe were coming to Thor's party! That's when Jane and Darcy came, both shocked and confused on what's happening.
Darcy: Hollywood movies did not prepare me for this. Shouldn't there be more laser? Probing? A flying cow?
Jane: According to my data, the first extraterrestial to arrive was...
Thor: [laughing]
Jane: Him?
She then started to see something from him.
Jane: Huh. I expected him to look more like...
Darcy: Like what? E.T.? And less like a hottie McScotty, beach body Ken, old-school Abercrombie catalog? I could go on. Let me.
Jane: I'm gonna go talk to him. I'm gonna make first contact with an alien.
Darcy: First? I think half the Strip beat you to it. You can make first contact with... I don't know, that guy. He looks like a loser.
She was pointing at Howard the Duck!
Howard: Ha! Big talk coming from a brunette.
Jane: [sighs] I'm going. How do I look?
Darcy: Completely unprepared for whatever happens next.
Thor: [talking to a Korg] Oh, do me, do me. [as the Korg turn his heads into his] [chuckles] Yes, [to the other Korgs] you do me. You do me, and you too. Oh, you guys really get me. (gets poked) Yes? Huh? Oh. [looks down and sees Jane] Oh, there you are, all the way down there. So tiny, I almost stood on you. How are you?
Jane: I'm Dr. Jane Foster of Earth.
Thor: Yeah, Thor, Crown Prince of Asgard. Uh, libations, crudite, baked goods?
Grandmaster: [eating cake] Mmm. Topaz, what do I always say? I love cake.
Topaz: Mmm.
Jane: Wait, wait, wait. You're Thor? [chuckles] As in Thor, the Norse god of thunder?
Thor: I don't know anything about horse gods, but I do know how to bring the thunder.
Jane: Uh... Okay, moving on. Eighteen months ago, Alpha Star Icarus died. The astronomaly that preceded it... ... happened again tonight.
Thor: Don't drink too much. Or too little.
Jane: Hey, thunder boy. What I'm asking is, was that you?
Thor: Yes, Alpha Star. Now, that was an excellent party. You know, we lost Fandral for three days. Found him in a barn, curled up next to a baby goat. It was classic. Isn't that right, Fandral?
Fandral: I named him Gary. Yeah, goats!
Thor: Yeah, you did!
Jane: You killed a planet.
Thor: [grabs her tablet] Oh, what is that light box thing you've got there? Oh, it's magic. I love magic. Did you build this all by yourself?
Jane: Excuse me? I happen to be an astrophysicist with multiple PhDs.
Thor: You know, it would take a whole team of Asgardians to create such a thing. You must be a genius. You are a genius, aren't you?
Jane: [chuckles] Well, I don't know about genius, but...
Thor: And your eyes...
Jane: [gasps]
Thor: Do all geniuses have such deep, dark eyes? It's like watching the birth of two stars on the egde of the galaxy.
Jane: [blushes] Oh. [chuckles] [clears throat]
Howard: Well, it's happy hour. [to Darcy] Want some half-price nachos?
Darcy: Okay, fine, Duck. But this is not a date.
Howard: Let's just see where this evolves.
Soon, they were partying! The next morning...
Jane: [wakes up to phone ringing] Ah. Ah, phone. [groans] [groans] Ah, phone... Phone! Oh, shut up!
[door knocking]
Jane: [yelps]
?: Dr. Jane Foster?
Jane: [walking to the door] [groans softly] Coming. I'm coming.
Turns out, it was Brock Rumlow knocking at the door.
Brock: Dr. Jane Foster!
Jane: [groans] Hold on.
Brock: Dr. Jane Foster, this is S.H.I.E.L.D.
She then looks around to she what has happened in the room she was in.
Brock: If you do not answer, we will-
Jane: Yes?
Brock: We have her, ma'am.
Then came...
Maria: Maria Hill, Acting Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. You need to come with us.
Jane: Uh...
She then looks to see Darcy with agents by her side.
Jane: Can this wait until after breakfast? 'Cause...
Maria: You were the first to warn us about this extraterrestrial threat. Now I hope you will ne the key to eliminating it.
Jane: "Threat"? Would you call him a threat, really?
Maria: Do you wanna know why I am the Acting Director, Dr. Foster?
Last night...
Guards: [blocking Nick] Nope.
Nick: Ney, Spicoli. This might be your party, but this isn't your planet. Before someone gets hurt, I need...
Korg: Ball cannons!
He then charges a sends Nick flying in the air and hurting him!
Jane: Oh! Is he okay?
Maria: He's still unconscious.
Thor: [grunts] [yawns] We getting food?
Maria: Do you have company, Dr. Foster?
Jane: Uh.. A friend.
Thor: [chuckles] Guys, guys, look. There's a cute little rabbit in the sink. Oh, look at this little rabbit. It's gorgeous.
Jane: He's... a zoologist. I'll call you, okay?
But Maria wouldn't let her close the door. Soon, the two were taking to the Helicarrier.
Jane: I told you everything. I followed the anomaly's origin to Vegas.
Maria: And then what did you do?
Jane: [chuckle] Um... Um...
Coulson: [walks in] Director, the party atmosphere seems to be spreading. Canada, Mongolia, even Pennsylvania Dutch country. Led by the main instigator, Thor of Asgard, who's now taken to the skies.
Jane: What? [scoffs] He left? Did he... Did he even leave a note at... I mean, did... Did he say where he was going?
Darcy: Smooth.
Jane: Thanks.
Darcy: Sarcasm.
Maria: Paris. One of his compatriots was, and I quote, "jonesing the crepes."
Brock: [walks in with a case] Ma'am... the last resort has arrived.
Jane: Whoa, whoa. "Last resort" sound very final. This is first encounter with alien life. How we respond today will set the tone for diplomatic relations between our worlds for generations.
Darcy: [laughs] "Diplomatic relations"? Is that what the kids are calling it?
Maria: You're wrong, Doctor. This isn't S.H.I.E.L.D.'s first alien rodeo.
Turns out, what was in the suitcase was a beeper!
Darcy: A beeper? My dad has one! He's a podiatrist. Wait, are you guys calling a podiatrist?
Maria: [presses it] It's done.
While that happened, something shook the ship!
Maria: What was that?
When they went to the deck, they could see the Autobots with team Nest with them!
Lennox: [walks over] Maria Hill?
Maria: Yes.
Lennox: William Lennox. I'm here in honor of NEST, team of Autobot human cooperations.
Maria: What do you want from me?
Optimus Prime: [gets to his hands and knees] We are here to help.
Meanwhile, with Thor...
Thor: [taking a picture with three aliens] All right, here we go. Nestle on in. Everyone say. "waffles." I love that word.
Alien: Cheese. [giggling]
Thor: Waffles with maple syrup and whipped cream on top.
Fandral: Thor!
Sif: Thor!
Fandral: [panting] He came! He's here!
Turns out, it was Loki, full on Frostgiant mode!
Loki: Oi! Where's that son of a witch, Thor Odinson?
Thor: What did you say? Fandral, tell me, is that butt-ugly popsicle stick talking to me?
[all gasp]
Things were going rough, but then...
[both laughing]
Loki: Bring it on in.
Thor: I can't believe you came! Loki, you are the absolute best!
Loki: You're my brother from another mother, man. I mean that. I mean it.
Thor: Brothers forever.
[faint boom]
Thor: Wait, whats' that boom? Did you boom?
Loki: No, I didn't boom. Did you boom? You always boom.
Thor: I never boom. I only boom in private.
[faint boom]
Thor then sees something in the sky.
Thor: Oh, oh, oh. Loki, look, a shooting star. Make a wish, quick!
Loki: Yes, yes, a shooting star. Yes, okay. I wish... I wish... I wish, I wish, I wish... I wish...
But while he was thinking, the "shooting star" was getting closer!
Loki: Uh... I've got it!
Thor: What is it? Tell me.
Loki: I couldn't possibly tell you. It'll ruin the magic.
Thor: Oh.
Turns out, the star was acutally Captain Marvel!
Captain Marvel: Hey, Whitesnake. We need to chat.
Thor: The name is Thor, with a T and an R and an O and an H. But not in that order.
Captain Marvel: Quite some party you're thorwing.
Thor: Isn't it the best? I mean, I'd hoped the Ice Bros would show, but Loki himself? Prince Loki?
Loki: Are you kidding? I wouldn't miss this for the world.
Captain Marvel: Listen, bud, clean up this mess and leave this planet.
Thor: What? No, I like it here. Everyone likes me. We're having a great time... till you showed up.
Captain Marvel: Party's over, pal.
Thor: Mmm. Yeah, maybe here's a thought. Uh, how about you just buzz off?
Captain Marvel was not happy, so she punch Thor in the face!
Captain Marvel: I wasn't asking, hotshot.
Thor: [groans] You know, there's a Midgardian word for women like you. Party pooper. [chuckles] There. I said it.
Captain Marvel: [sighs] Okay, tihs one's for Fury.
She then punches Thor into the sky.
Captain Marvel: Now, for the rest of you... [gets hit] [groans]
After that, she was not happy about getting hit by Mjolnir that was thrown by Thor.
Thor: [throws hammer at her] [laughs] Have at you!
Captain Marvel: [dodges it] Smooth move, bro. You just- [gets hit in the back] [groans]
Thor: [catches it] Hammerang. Get it?
Captain Marvel: Look, pal, I'm gonna count to three and you're gonna put the hammer down.
Thor: [spinning his hammer] [chuckles]
Loki: Oh, here we go. Here we go.
Thor was creating a strong wind from his hammer, blowing them all.
Captian Marvel: Hey, what did I tell you? Knock it off.
Turns out, Thor was winding his grip with Mjolnir to send Captain Marvel flying!
Captain Marvel: [yells]
[all gasp]
Captain Marvel: [yelling]
She then landed in Stonehenge.
Thor: [lands] Oh.
Captain Marvel: Hey, quit it. These are... I don't know what these are. No one does. But... No! I said no! Stop.
Turns out, Thor was about to tip the stones over!
Thor: Oh, but I just to have to do a little boop.
Soon, he tipped all the stones over!
Thor: Oh, no, your weird rocks have all fallen over. Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo. [gets punches] [groans]
Turns out, he was punches by Bumblebee!
Bumblebee: [african american voice] Your rain of terror ends now!
Thor: What? But your an alien. Why aren't you partying with everyone else?
Optimus Prime: [lands] This world is not your party ground. [draws his sword] This ends now!
Captain Marvel: [punches Thor into the sky]
Thor: [groans]
Captain Marvel: [to the two Autobots] I'll take care of him, you get your team and get everyone off this planet!
Stratosphere: [walks towards them] Don't worry, miss. I'll get these two back to the state. Go!
Captain Marvel: [nods] [grunts] [flies away]
Soon, she went to Thor in the desert.
Thor: [grunts] [pants] Party foul. [muttering] Be right with you. Just one second. [catches his hammer] Ah, there it is. Whoo! Let's do this.
Soon, the two started to fight!
Thor: [panting] You know, I'm starting to... [she grabs him by the head] Ow! Not the hair! [gets thrown] [screaming]
Then, they started to fight in the sky, causing the sky to light up in blue and yellow lights!
Thor: [laughs] Have at you! [groans]
Then, they landed back to Paris. Then, Thor places Mjolnir onto her chest.
Captain Marvel: [groans]
Thor: [sighs] You know what you need?
Captain Marvel: A stiff drink and two weeks in Hawaii?
Thor: A time-out. My mother punished me with time-outs all the time, but I never learned a thing. But maybe they'll work on you because you're a party pooper. [to everyone else] Hey, look, everyone! A party pooper.
Everyone: [chanting] Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! [continues chanting]
Captain Marvel was not happy about that! Back at the Helicarrier...
Maria: Fury said you were the best. That your punch was equal to ten nuclear bombs. That your cat could devour whole armies.
Darcy: [gasps] You've got a cat? What's its name?
Captian Marvel: Goose.
Darcy: Oh, Top Gun! You're Maverick! Is your ego writing checks that your skills can't cash?
Captain Marvel: No.
Maria: Yes.
Captain Marvel: Who are you?
Darcy: Darcy. Big fan. [chuckles] By the way, totally thought you were gonna be a dude captain. But look at you, all not.
Captain Marvel: [to Maria] If I exert my full powers, I blow a crater in this planet.
Mudflap: [sarcastically mooping]
Skids: Oh, boo-hoo, party pooper. You need to get your shit together.
Mudflap: Yeah, party pooper.
Captain Matvel: If you two call me party pooper again, green and red jolly ranchers, I'll send you two to space!
Skids: [sarcastically] Oh, we're so scared.
Captain Marvel: [groans] Taking down Kappa Kappa frat freak won't be worth the fatalities.
Darcy: Ooh. What about South Dakota?
[cell phone ringing]
Darcy: Or North Dakota?
Jane: [looks at her phone] Uh... I need to get this.
Darcy: So, uh, do you need an intern? Cat wrangler?
Captain Marvel: Darcy, right now, you're running at an eight, and I need you to take it down to a four. Okay?
Darcy: [clicks tongue]
Meanwhile, with Jane...
Jane: Hello?
Turns out, who called Jane was Thor!
Thor: [on phone] Jane!
Jane: Hey!
Thor: When can I see you again? You're the nicest, prettiest Midgardian woman I've ever met.
Jane: How many Earth women have you met?
Thor: Uh, two. But the other one hit me with a bridge and, well, that hurt more than my face.
Jane: [laughs] Thor, be honest with me. At your last party on Alpha Star, did you really destroy that planet?
Thor: No, no, it was more of a meteor anyway, not a planet. And it was burning apart, so we just kinda helped it along and...
Jane: So no one got hurt?
Thor: Of course not.
Maria: Dr. Foster?
Thor: Even the baby goat, Gary, got home safely. Eventually.
Maria: Dr. Foster.
Jane: Uh, I gotta go. Love you. Oh. I mean, bye. [hangs up] [sighs] What were we talking about?
Darcy: Look, all I'm saying is, no one would notice if you blew up a Dakota. Honestly, I can't tell them apart.
Skids: Well, one's North and one's South, dumass!
Captain Marvel: And South Dakota is on the bottom.
Maria: It's not a bad idea. The Mojave Desert could withstand the hit.
Captain Marvel: Lure him to Siberia and then go kaboom on his ass.
Jane: [chuckles nervously] You're not serious. We're not gonna kaboom him.
Maria: We're talking about the fate of the planet.
Jane: He's a lughead, sure, and far from the brightest crayon in the box. But this plan is way over the top, and I refuse to let it happen.
Maria: Thank you for your expertise, Dr. Foster, but your assistance is no longer required.
Turns out, she took the two back to their car!
Darcy: Damn! There goes my internship with the Galactic Queen Bee.
Howard: [walks towards them] Well, look who came waddling back. Mrs. The Duck.
Darcy: Not now, Howard!
Jane: [on phone] Hello, Thor?
?: Who's this?
Jane: It's Jane. Can you hear me?
?: Wait. Is this the girl? Thor's new sweet lady? Hello.
Turns out, she was talking to Loki!
Jane: Is Thor there?
Turns out, they were in China!
Thor: [moans] Late-night Chinese is the best. Oh, I love food. Loki, get you blue butt over here. You have to try these dumplings.
Loki: Hey, Earth girl. You haven't got a friend, have you? You know, we could double date. [kissing to phone]
Jane: Ugh! Will you just put him on the phone?
Loki: Oh, don't get your knickers in a twist. He's right here... [drops the phone] Oh! Oh. Right.
Then the phone breaks!
Jane: Hello? Loki? [groans] [thorws phone]
Howard: Hey, hey. Watch the feathers.
Darcy: Too bad we can't call his mom.
Jane: What?
Darcy: That's what always happens. Teenagers throw a party, it get out of control...
Jane: Oh, you really are a genius.
Darcy: Whoa. It's really starting to look that way, isn't it? What'd I say?
Jane: If there's a Thor and a Loki, then there must be an Odin and a Frigga and a Heimdall!
Darcy: Uh, he-man-who-now?
Then, Optimus Prime came towards them with Ratchet.
Optimus Prime: [he and Ratchet transforms into robot mode] Need a hand with your work, girl.
Jane: Um...
Meanwhile, every aliens were causing destruction all over the world! In Australia...
Thor: Everyone! Watch me slide down that pointy thing. And away! Whoo!
But before he could do his thing, Captain Marvel knocked him away! Back to the others...
Darcy: This one goes here. Green in the thing. Okay, sweet. [to Jane] Good to go.
Jane: Selvig, thank you.
Ratchet: This better work.
Jane: Re-aligning the satellites, magnifying the signal. Heimdall!
But nothing happened!
Jane: [signs] It's not working.
Darcy: Okay, okay. My turn. I got this.Would the owner of the navy blue Prius...
Then, a portal opened and took Jane in it! Soon, she was token to Heimdall!
Jane: Hi. So, uh, about Thor...
He then teleported her to Frigga! Back to Thor...
Thor: [groaning] Not cool. I actually felt that one.
Brock: We're in position.
Maria: Arm the nukes.
Coulson: What? But I thought she was the nuke.
Maria: Just in case she get distracted by a cat.
To Jane...
Jane: Uh... Hello, Mrs. Odinwife? Uh, is that Chardonnay?
Frigga: A varietal, yes. Can I help you?
To Thor...
Thor: Why do you inist on crushing my mellow? Huh? Loosen up. Have fun. Smile a little.
Brock: Ready to fire on your command.
Maria: Fire in five...
Captain Marvel: I gave you a warning. Hell, I gave you a warning punch.
Maria: Four.
Jane: It's Thor. [drinks wine] He's in trouble.
Maria: Three.
Jane: He's on Earth.
Maria: Two.
Coulson: What about Captain Marvel?
Maria: She'll be fine. One.
But before anything could happen...
Frigga: Thor, Crown Prince of Asgard, only son of Odin, what are you doing?
Thor: Mother!
Captain Marvel: Mother?
Coulson, Brock, Maria, Skids, Mudflap: Mother?
Thor: What are you doing here? You must be using a lot of dark magic just to cgeck in on me.
Frigga: Ugh, I had a visitor. She's worried about you.
Thor: Wha... Jane sold me out?
Frigga: She said you were on Midgard.
Thor: Well, she is mistaken. I'm obviously in my room, studying.
[polar bear roars]
Captain Marvel: [laughs]
Frigga: Do not tell falsehoods to your mother?
Thor: Oh, you mean Earth. Sorry, I misunderstood. The locals call it that. Yes, right. Sorry. Confused there for a moment. Me and my study group came down here for a cultural exchange.
Frigga: "Cultural exchange."
Thor: You know us. We're warriors for knowledge.
Frigga: Hmm. Really? Then this I have to see for myself. I'm cutting my trip short.
Thor: [stutters] You're coming here?
Frigga: And, my sweet son, I expect to see your full syllabus when I arrive. [ends call]
Mudflap: Oh, busted.
Skids: Yeah. His mama is gonna beat your ass when she sees the destruction you've cause!
Brock: Now or never, Hill.
Maria: Stand down. We're done here.
Brock: [groans] We never get to fire the nukes.
Captain Marvel: I almost feel bad for you, Blondie.
Thor: Please, you must help me. My mother is coming.
Captain Marvel: My suggestion? Start in the corners, clean your way outward. [flies away]
Thor: Corners, corners... But it's a sphere.
Back to Jane...
Frigga: Ugh. Excuse me, ladies. I'm sorry, but I must leave early. Again.
Soon, Thor got all the aliens to clean up and fix the Earth. Then, Frigga came to Earth in Italy to see Thor teaching the humens and aliens about history.
Frigga: Thor.
Thor: Oh, hello, Mother. Good to see you. Welcome to our study group.
Frigga: [gasps] Uh...
Thor: [chuckles] Everyone say hello to Mother.
All: Hello, Mother Frigga.
Thor: And to end our studies, what do we always say, class?
All: Learning is magic.
Thor: See? I told you I was on an educational and cultural exchange. Did you know that Migard is the birthplace of the Snuggie? Mother, you doubt? But look at all this learning, huh?
Then, Capatin Marvel came in.
Captain Marvel: Thor, here's the information you requested on human civilzations. And I loaded a few documentaries, PBS specials, NPR podcast. I'll call you next week to discuss it.
Thor: So tiny yet contains so, so much. Thanky you.
Captain Marvel: You must be Frigga. I'm Captain Marvel.
Frigga: I know who you are. Thank you for helping educate my son. Let's go, darling.
Thor: Wait. [chuckles] Almost forgot.
When his hammer came to him, it was covered in stickers, necklaces, and a underwear!
Thor: [yelps] Uh... Mother, I can explain.
Frigga: [sighs]
The next day...
Thor: [brings Jane flowers] Hi.
Jane: Thanks.
Thor: You called my mother on me. That wasn't a cool thing to do, but it was the right thing. So, thank you.
Jane: You're welcome.
Thor: [chuckles] I'll call you? Cools?
Jane: No, it is not "cools."
Thor: No? But I thought we had something. [stutters] I really like you, Jane. And not just because you're a genius. You're also very attractive and...
Jane: Well, then, ask me out on a date.
Thor: Oh. [chuckles] Jane Foster, it would be my honor to take you on a date. Before you answer, let me say that I know planet full of uniccorns. Even the waiters are unicorns... It's wonderful.
Jane: Sounds delightful. Pick me up at eight.
As Thor leaves, the Watcher was watching him.
Watcher: A world restored, love blossoming. As children, both human and Asgardian, say, together, they lived happily ever after. [sees something] Wait, what?
Thor: [sees portal opens] Huh?
Watcher: Oh, dear. Perhaps I spoke too soon.
Turns out, what came out the portal was Ultron drones, and Vision with Ultron armor and the six Infinity stones on him!
End
What universe did this Vision came from? How and what is he doing here? Find out next time on Ultimate Alliance What If...?!