A/N: Yes, I am aware of Gravity Falls ending. As I said on a post on Tumblr it only dies when stop loving it! So keep writing fanfics! Anyways enjoy the chapter!
Chapter 5: All Five Found
Riley was a very bossy person. When she found that her powers were over fire and not over her psychic abilities, she realized that despite training for whatever threat will pop up… they haven't done it.
"Come on we have to train!" said Riley.
"Look, I don't know how out power work, so far my main power hasn't worked against anything… Granted the two time I used it was a giant made of Gnomes and a robot…" said Serena.
"That's the perfect reason why we should train." Said Riley.
"Why am I getting a sense of Déjà vu?" asked Marina.
"I don't know…" sighed Amelia.
Serena finally relented and they set up a day.
The morning of that day, Tyler (AKA Darien's uncle) was shopping in the gift shop) and couldn't figure out what to buy.
"Grunkle Stan!" said Serena.
"Can we go to the diner? We're hungry." Said Dipper.
"Hungry!" moaned Mabel.
"Fine as soon as those yahoo makes up his mind." Said Stan.
Serena decided to text Darien for advice on how to get his uncle to leave some place.
Tyler held up a furred Salmon.
"Does this come in anther animal." He asked.
"Anyone for locking him in." said Stan.
Serena got a text from Darien telling her well…
"Wouldn't be the first time someone did that to him." Said Serena.
They all stared at her, then remembered he was Darien's uncle. And so they locked him in while he trying to deiced between a puma shirt and panther shirt.
And so they locked Tyler in the store as he debated to buy a Puma Shirt or a Panther Shirt.
They got to the Diner to find a good chunk of the town, even Wendy with the large lumberjack that was her father and a girl with a darker shade of red hair put into a ponytail next to her.
They got to a booth where the waitress with one eye often called Lazy Susan approached them.
"Aw, Lazy Susan, my ray of sunshine. I missed you yesterday, what were you doing?" asked Stan.
"I got hit by a bus." Said Lazy.
There was an awkward silence.
"So can we split plates?" asked Stan.
"Maybe…" said Lazy Susan and lifted the eyelid of her bad eye, "Wink!"
"All right, we'll share one third of a number 7, plus tow free salad dressings for the ladies and a small plate of ketchup for the boy." Said Stan.
Lazy Susan took the order.
"But Grunkle Stan, I wanted pancakes." Said Mabel.
"What am I made of, money?" asked Stan.
That was when a dollar bill came out of his sleeve and he made sure to hide it.
Dipper noticed a Manliness Tester where the prize was free pancakes.
"Don't worry pancakes are on me, I just have to beat the manliness tester." Said Dipper.
"Manliness Tester?" asked Mabel.
"beating?" asked Stan.
Mabel and Stan both burst out laughing.
"Hey! It's not funny, sure Dipper is pretty small, and he barrows my CDs… and he recently saved my life in a cute costume." Said Serena.
"What…" said Stan.
"But he very manly!" said Serena
This made both Stan and Mabel laugh even harder.
Dipper blushed.
"You forgot the fact he smells like baby wipes." Said Stan he turned to Serena, "And you listen to BABBA?"
"Wait… I don't listen to BABBA it's not my type of…" said Serena then she turned to Dipper.
Turns out the other day Stan found Dipper signing Disco girl in the mirror.
"No I wasn't! And I'm plenty masculine! Look at my chest hair!" said Dipper.
He showed them his chest, due to a lack of hair it reflected the light.
"My eyes!" cried Stan, "It's so smooth."
"Put it away! Put it away!" yelled Mabel.
"It's too bright!" cried Serena.
"Oh man…" said Dipper.
Both Mabel and Stan started laughing again.
Serena tried to comfort him but he got up.
"Fine family of little faith! Get ready to eat your words." Said Dipper.
Dipper approached the machine.
He sighed as he got ready.
"Quit stalling!" yelled Stan.
Dipper put his hand on handle and soon it judged him giving him the lowest level. Which of course was wimp.
IT also gave him a card saying you are a "Cutie Patootie."
"This is obviously broken." Said Dipper.
That was when Wendy's father took over, it should be noted that he was known through out the town as Manly Dan. He was extremely manly and covered in hair.
He touched the machine with his pinkie. and not only did he earn the score "Manly man!" but it exploded.
"YEAH! Pancakes for everyone!" he yelled.
The entire diner cheered expect for Dipper who felt really down ,especially after a pancake landed on his head.
He started to leave the diner only be tripped by a beaver.
"I'm fine! Everything's fine"! said Dipper.
He ran out of the diner.
"I can't believe I'm related to him." Muttered Stan.
Serena glared at him.
"What happened with Dipper?" asked Wendy approaching the table.
"He not feeling very manly." Said Serena.
'I see… hey there's something I want to talk to you about." Said Wendy.
"Okay." Said Serena getting the feeling that it wasn't about the Sailor Guardian.
Wendy led Serena to the girl she was sitting next to her, while Mabel began a conversation about Stan's soft side.
"So Lila, this is my friend Serena from work." Said Wendy.
"Oh hey." Said the girl named Lila.
"So you're the sister I heard so much about." Said Serena.
Indeed that was Wendy's sister, not only that but she and Riley were best friends. But they didn't hang out often due to certain reasons.
"So what did you want to talk about?" asked Serena.
"You're hanging out with the other girls right?" asked Wendy.
"Yeah… sort of…" said Serena.
"Why don't you bring Lila along." Said Wendy.
"What?" asked both Lila and Serena.
"I can't take a day off… remember the last time I took a day off." Said Lila.
(Flashback)
Lila, Riley and Wendy all stared at the mess in front of them. It's better if the mess isn't described.
"I was only gone for a couple hours!" yelled Lila.
"I don't know how that's even possible." Said Wendy.
Riley started tilting her head to get a better view.
(End of Flashback)
"Wait… day off?" asked Serena.
"Yeah, Lila is in charge of making meals, cleaning the house, fixing stuff our dad either accidently or intentionally breaks…" said Wendy, "It's a full time job."
"Our did breaks a lot of things…" sighed Lila.
"And sometimes she needs a day off." Said Wendy, "I figured she might want to hang out with your group."
"Do it." Said Manly Dan approaching them, "You can just clean up anything I do when you get home."
"Really?" asked Lila.
"Why else would we drag you to diner for the breakfast." Said Wendy, "Their food garbage compared to anything you cook."
"I was wondering about that. Said Lila.
"Go hang out with some friends." Said Manly Dan, "And Wendy go to work."
"Fine…" sighed Wendy.
Sometime later Serena took Lila to the meeting spot.
"So who's in your group besides Riley?" asked Lila.
"Amelia and Marina." Said Serena.
"Really?" asked Lila, "You actually dragged Amelia McGucket to an abandoned convince store?"
"Yeah." Said Serena.
They got to the meeting spot, which was in Circle Park.
The others were already there.
"Hey guys! Sorry I didn't tell you but Lila's going to be hanging out with us today." Said Serena.
T{hey all looked at Riley to gauge her reaction.
"That's fine." Said Riley.
"What?" said Serena.
"Wendy's making you take a day off?" asked Riley.
"Yeah." Sighed Lila.
"You haven't had one since … the incident." Said Riley.
Serena sighed.
Meanwhile in the forest Dipper was exercising.
He took a break to eat some jerky. On the package it said "You're inadequate."
"You said it buddy." Sighed Dipper.
That was when there was rumbling.
Animals and Manly Dan ran through.
"For all that is Holy Run!" yelled Manly Dan.
He ran away after the warning, and Dipper saw the thing appear.
It seemed to be some kind of Minotaur. It was roaring but it turned out the roar was just a yawn.
He grabbed a nearby deer and used it as a back scratcher.
Dipper shook and that was when the Minotaur saw him.
"Don't eat me! I'm all elbows and gristle, an I haven't showered in like a weak." Sad Dipper .
"You!" yelled the Minotaur.
Dipper squealed.
"You going to finish that?" asked the Minotaur pointing to the jerky.
"Oh here…" said Dipper giving him the jerky, "I can't believe a part human, part animal. Are you some kind of Minotaur?"
"No I'm a Manotaur! Half man half… uh… Taur!" yelled the Minotaur.., Uh… Manotaur.
"So did I like summon you?" asked Dipper.
"No the smell of Jerky summoned me!" yelled the Manotaur.
He began to punch many things.
That was when he sniffed the air.
"I smell emotional troubles" said the Manotaur.
"I have problems… man related problems." Said Dipper.
The man Manotaur sat down and pat down on his leg. Dipper sat on it and began to tell him his troubles.
"Hey you seem pretty manly." Said Dipper, "Why don't you give me some pointers."
"Very well, climb on my back hair." Said the Manotaur.
Dipper did so and the Manotaur ran through the forest.
Meanwhile with Serena's group.
Lila was talking to Amelia and Marina.
While she was Serena and Riley whispered things to each other.
"Why did you do that?" asked Serena.
"Look she's my best friend." Said Riley, "She takes care of her house all the time so we rarely get to get hang out! I know it makes me look like hypocrite but I don't care."
Serena blinked, she didn't expect Riley to admit it.
"You were thinking of telling her, weren't you?" asked Serena.
"Yeah…" said Riley, "I mean you have your siblings… Lila's like a sister…"
"But you have a brother." Said Serena.
"I don't want him finding out." Said Riley.
That was when both Amelia and Marina started laughing.
"So telling them the story of how we met?" asked Riley.
"Of course." Said Lila.
"You have to tell Serena." Laughed Amelia.
"Okay so both of us were at a birthday party." Said Lila, "We were standing near each other not really talking…."
"Then my brother walked over to Wendy and suddenly pulled her pigtail." Said Riley taking over for a bit.
"Then she turned around and socked him in the face." Laughed Lila.
"Both of us burst our laughing." Said Riley, "I told her that was my brother."
"And I told her that was my sister." Laughed Lila.
"And we've been friends with each other ever since." Said Riley.
Serena laughed at it.
"That is a funny story." Laughed Serena.
They continued on their way to the forest.
Unaware of something watching them.
"That girl holds a light…" said the thing, "A light I can use to get stronger…"
Meanwhile Dipper was the man cave, he was introduced to the other Manotaurs. Even learning that the Manotaur he met was named Chutzpar. He gave his name as Dipper the Destructor.
The Manotaurs were fighting over whether or not they would train Dipper.
And fighting as in fist fighting.
"After much deliberation an punching we have decided to deny your request." Said a Manotaur.
"Denied?" asked Dipper, "I guess it would pretty difficult to train me. I guess you're just not man enoguh."
"What!" yelled one of the Manotaurs.
"Not man enough!" yelled one of them.
Destructor…" said Chutzpar.
"NOT MAN ENOUGH!" yelled the angry Manotaur.
"He didn't mean it." Said Chutzpar.
"Not man enoguh! I have three Y Chromosomes, pecks on my abs and fists for nipples!"
"Seems like you're scared to train me." Said Dipper who began to make chicken noises, "Yeah, it sounds like a bunch of chickens!"
The Manotaurs gasped and huddled.
"I feel all weird." Said one of the Manotaurs.
"He's using some kind of Brain Magic." Said another of the Manotaurs.
They broke the huddle and looked towards Dipper .
"After a second round of deliberation we have decided to train you." Said one of the Manotaurs.
The Manotaurs began to chant "Man! Man! Man!"
And so Dipper's man training began.
Meanwhile in the forest. They were continuing their nature walk.
That was when suddenly a vine suddenly grabbed Marina's ankle and lifted her upside down. She was trying to keep her skirt from falling down.
"Hey you all right." Said Lila.
"Does it look like I'm fine?" asked Marina.
Lila managed to break the vine holding her up. Marina fell to the ground.
Riley then got a bad feeling.
"There's something in this forest." Said Riley.
That was when many of the plants began to move again. The tree moves to the black many of their paths.
"This way!" said Lila.
They all saw a remaining path left and they took.
However it was a trap.
A large tree grew under them trapping them in it's braches and trying them.
"Let go of me! LET go of me!" cried Serena
"Hey! Can you guys reach your transformation wands?" asked Riley.
"No…" said Amelia.
"Me neither!" said Marina.
"What?" asked Lila.
"We'll tell you later." Said Riley.
"Man you are annoying." Said a voice.
The branches covered Serena's mouth..
"Now to find that light inside of you and use it take over every forest in the world…" said the voice.
Lila struggled the against the branches.
"I'm a Corduroy!" thought Lila, "I have to do something!"
That was when the mark of Jupiter appeared on her forehead in green, and a green and gold wand appeared in front of her on her hand. She managed to grab it and said "Jupiter Power! Make-up!"
With a flash of green light as well as Lighting. She was able to transom into a Sailor Guardian form.
Her main color was green, with of course a circle green brooch. She had green lace boots. Her ribbons on the other hand was a shade of pink and her earrings were pink roses.
The force of the transformation managed to free her.
"What just happened?" asked Lila.
"We'll tell you later! Just free us!" said Riley.
Lila wasn't sure but then something came to her.
A lighting rod came out of her tiara gem.
"Supreme Thunder!" called out Lila.
The lightening cover the tree breaking the braches and thankfully leaving them all unscathed.
They all jumped out of the tree. All but Serena landed gracefully.
"Ow!" said Serena.
More trees got ready to the attack.
"Serena stop whining and transform." Muttered Riley.
"Fine…" muttered Serena.
"Moon Prism Power!" called out Serena.
"Mercury Power!" called out Amelia.
"Venus Power!" called out Marina.
"Mars Power!" called out Riley.
"Make-Up!" called out all four of them.
All of them transformed, Lila was surprised by this.
"Wait! You all know what's going on?" asked Lila.
"We'll explained later." Said Sailor Moon.
"We have to deal with this trees." Said Sailor Venus.
"Mercury!" said Sailor Moon.
"Right!" said Sailor Mercury, "Sabao Spray! Spray!"
She used attack then the fog rolled in.
The trees started to attack once again.
"All right! Time to finally use my power!" said Sailor Mars.
"Fire Soul!" called Sailor Mars as she placed her hands together and sent out a fireball.
The fire destroyed some of the trees.
"Crescent Beam!" called out Sailor Venus desorbing the tree with her beam.
"Supreme Thunder!" called out Lila once again using her lighting.
All of the tree that were being controlled were destroyed just as the fog cleared
"I will let you get away." Said the voice.
That was when a humanoid made out of wood emerged from the ground.
"That's the thing that's causing all this,." Said Sailor Mars.
"All right! This better work." Said Sailor Moon.
She grabbed her tiara.
"Moon Tiara Action!" called out Sailor Moon.
She aimed her tiara at the tree creature.
And it soon turned to dust.
"All right! Finally!" said Sailor Moon.
"My suit! My suit! What have you done with my suit!" screamed a tiny voice.
They all looked down and they saw a little man come out of the dust and coughed.
Sailor Moon picked him up.
"You were the one attacking us?" asked Sailor Moon.
"What are you?" asked Sailor Mercury.
"I'm a forest spite!" said the little man, "And I sensed a great power in you! Everyone always laughs at me… so now I know I will laugh I will harness your power and take over all of the earth's forest and I will…"
They all started to ignore the forest sprite.
"Um okay…" said Sailor Moon.
"This is getting annoying." Muttered Sailor Mars.
"Can you give him to me?" asked Lila
"Okay." Said Sailor Moon handing the forest sprite to Lila.
"Hey! What are you doing!" yelled the Forest Sprite.
Lila proceed to toss him away, it was so hard and strong he was sent miles away.
"That was weird…" sighed Sailor Venus.
"Okay… I need answers now… first off how do I change back?" asked Lila.
"Just focus." Said Sailor Mars who turned back.
Lila did so as the others did.
However before Lila could say anything else Serena cheered.
"All right!" cheered Serena, "We found all five!"
"We did!" said Marina.
"You're lucky Wendy made you take a day off other wise I don't know if we ever would have found out." Said Riley.
Lila was still confused.
That was hewn they heard many shouts.
They tuned to see Dipper pulling the Manotaurs in a cart that a labeled "Party Wagon."
"Stop Destructor!" yelled one of them.
"Dipper?" asked a very confused Serena.
"Hey! Ladies! You want to join the party wagon!" yelled one of them.
"Dude!" yelled Dipper.
"What?" asked the Manotaur.
"There's nothing wrong with picking up[ chicks every once in a while!" yelled another.
"That's not what I mean!" said Dipper, he pointed to Serena, "That's one of my sisters!"
There was an awkward silence.
"And I have a boyfriend!" said Serena.
"Really?" asked Riley, "Out of everything that's the thing you focus on?"
"Sorry about that." Said Chutzpar, "Didn't know you this guys sister!"
"Sorry for hitting on your sister Destructor." Said the one who stopped the wagon.
"It's fine!" said Dipper.
"Keep it going!" yelled one of the other Manotaurs.
Dipper continued to pull the Party Wagon.
When it was out of sight.
"Well… that was weirder than the sprite." Sighed Amelia.
"What just happened?" asked Marina.
"I don't think I want to know." Said Riley.
"Well it doesn't seem like he's in danger…" said Serena, "So I'm not worried…"
"Anyone up for pretending that didn't happen?" asked Lila.
"Yeah…" agreed Riley.
"Good idea." Said Marina.
"Look I get you're a group of super heroes… but I can't join in… my family needs me." Said Lila, "My brothers refuse to pitch in and…"
"Tell Wendy what's going on." Said Riley.
"Wait… what…" said Lila.
"Wendy found out about us." Said Marina.
"Also Dipper, Mabel and Soos found out too." Said Amelia.
"And my brother…" sighed Amelia.
"Oh and Hotaru's our mentor…" said Serena, "She's a Sailor Guardian too… but she's way to powerful to help us…"
"I see.." said Lila, "I guess I'll tell Wendy, but there's no guarantee that I'll be able to help out."
Riley smirked, she knew there was one way Wendy could help…
Sometime later in the man cave. Dipper was decked out in temporary tattoos wearing only a loincloth. He had done 49 other tasks (one of which being pulling the party wagon) He stood before the leader of the Manotaurs, Leaderaur.
"You wish to be a man?" asked Leaderaur.
Dipper began his chest earning a cheer from the Manotaurs.
"Then you must climb to the top of the highest mountain…" said Leaderaur pulling out a spear from his chest, "And bring back the head of the Multi-Bear!"
The Manotaurs gasped in horror.
"So is it some kind of bear." Said Dipper.
"He is our sword enemy, conquer him and your mansformation will be complete!" yelled Leaderaur.
"Conquer, I don't' know." Said Dipper.
Chutzpar was looking through Dipper's backpack.
"Hey does this belong to you?" asked Chutzpar taking out his CD of Disco Girl.
"What no… that belongs to my sister!" said Dipper.
"Look man I'm sorry for hitting on your sister." Said one of the Manotaurs.
Everyone in the man cave stared at the Manotaur.
"Sorry I wasn't paying attention… all I heard you say was bringing up your sister." Said the Manotaur.
Dipper sighed, they would figure out that while Serena did listen to some girly music, she wasn't a fan of BABBA. And he knew there was only one thing to do.
"I will conquer the multi-bear!" he yelled out.
The Manotaurs cheered.
Meanwhile at the Mystery Shack, Mabel was doing a make over for Stan with Wendy, Soos and Hotaru helping out.
She had found that he had a crush on Lazy Susan.
Mabel held up the before picture which didn't look too pleasant, it was him in his underwear and an under shirt with slip[pers.
Mabel looked at the end result.
And it was even worse!
He was all sweaty, his mouth was covered in drool, his fez was a little crumple, his under shirt was covered in sweat strains, there was a q-tip in his ear, he was missing a slipper and flies buzzed around him.
"We're back!" called out Serena.
They all stared at Stan.
"What happened?" asked Serena.
"I found out that Grunkle Stan has a crush on Lazy Susan and I was giving him a make perfect into the perfect man." Said Mabel.
"Okay! Let me handle this!" said Marina, "I am a beauty expert after all."
Lila looked at Wendy and she motioned they needed to talk in the other room.
Serena also tapped Hotaru's shoulder meaning she was needed too.
"So did something happen during the walk?" asked Wendy.
"She's Sailor Jupiter." Said Serena.
"So you tried to shave his chest that was a mistake." Said Marina in the other room, "It always grows back thicker than before."
"What?" asked Wendy.
"Yeah…" said Lila.
"All right Mabel get me the hot wax!" said Marina in the other room
"Aye-aye!" called out Mabel in the other room.
"Wait what?" asked Stan in the other room.
"I can see what the problem is." Said Hotaru.
"It's a full time job taking care of the house." Said Lila.
"All right! This is going to hurt a little." Said Marina in the other room.
"Look… I think I can convince the boys to finally pull their weight." Said Wendy.
Stan screamed from the other room.
"Really?" asked Lila.
"Of course!" said Wendy, "You always do so much and it's about time we give back."
"What the!" yelled Mabel from the other room.
"How is it growing back!" they heard Marina cry out.
"Hey you're my sister." Said Wendy, "And I'm sorry it took you haven't to help save the world for me to do this."
"All right! One more time"! called Marian from the other room.
"It's okay, really…" said Lila.
"Hot Belgian Waffles!" yelled Stan from the other room.
"Besides, I doubt there would be a repeat of the incident…" said Riley.
"Yeah dad got angry with them…" said Lila.
"So what happened?" asked Serena.
"It's still growing back!" yelled Marina from the other room.
"What can I say…" said Stan from the other room.
Lila looked at Serena.
"So I guess we're partner right?" asked Lila.
"Oh don't say it like that… we're friends." Said Serena.
"All right! Third time's the charm!" said Marina from the other room.
"Please don't." said Stan from the other room.
"Really?" asked Lila.
Serena nodded.
That was when Stan gave an extremely pained scream.
Lila gave a smile.
"Well the good news is that it's not growing back." Said Marina from the other room.
"What's the bad news?" asked Stan form the other room then he groaned.
"Amelia get the first kit!" said Mabel form the other room.
"I think I'm going to have to help Stan…" said Hotaru.
Meanwhile in the Cave of the Multi-Bear (which was a large bear with multi-heads). Dipper held it's main head.
"A real man shows no mercy!" yelled Dipper.
"Very well warrior, but can you at least grant this magical beast one final request." Said the Multi-Bear.
"Sure…" said Dipper.
"I wish to die listening to my favorite song." Said the Multi-Bear.
Dipper noticed the tape player. He walked over to it.
"It's already up there so just hit…" said the Multi-Bear.
Dipper did so and the song Disco Girl started playing.
"You listen to Icelandic Pop Group BABBA? I love BABBA." Said Dipper.
"I thought I was the only one." Said the Multi-Bear, "The Manotaurs all made fun of me because I know all of the words to the song Disco Girl."
The two started signing the song together.
And Dipper realized something.
"Oh right, I'm supposed to kill you… or I'll never be a man." Said Dipper.
"I accept my fate." Said The Multi-Bear.
"What… really?" asked Dipper.
Dipper sighed and did something he might regret.
Meanwhile back at the Mystery Shack…
Hotaru closed the first aid kit, "Thanks to the balm Stan's skin grew back!" said Hotaru.
They all cheered.
"But the bad news is his Hair Grew back as well." Said Hotaru motioning over to his chest.
"Oh come on!" yelled Mabel.
"Sorry but face it Mabel, Stan's unfixable just like that broken pie machine at the diner." Said Wendy.
Mabel gasped, "That's it! Grunkle Stan come with me! And leave your pants at home."
Once they were gone…
"The balm wasn't what made his skin grow back…. Was it?" asked Amelia.
Hotaru sighed, "Much like Riley I have powers when I'm not transformed… in my case though it's healing."
"Really?" asked Soos.
"That's pretty cool." Said Wendy.
Hotaru blushed when they said that.
"Well I'm heading out! I have to connive my brothers to pitch in cleaning." Said Wendy.
Riley and Lila followed her.
"I think I'm going to look for Dipper, I need to know what's going on." Said Serena.
Back with Dipper he was back at the Man Cave.
He tossed down the spear.
"I'm not going to do it!" said Dipper.
The Manotaurs gasped.
"Listen here Leaderaur alight and all of you!" yelled Dipper, "You keep telling me that being a man is doing all task and being aggressive all the time! But you know what its Malarkey!"
The Manotaurs all gasped in horror.
"You heard me Malarkey! So maybe I don't' have muscles or hair in certain places. And sure when a girly pop song pops up on the radio I will sing along. But you know what top 40 hits are hits for a reason! Because their catchy!"
"Destructor, what are you saying?" asked Chutzpar.
"I'm saying the Multi-Bear is a really nice guy. And you're a bunch of Jerks for wanting me to cut off his head." Said Dipper.
"Cut off his head or you'll never be a man." Said Leaderaur.
"Than I'll never be a man." Said Dipper with a shrug.
The Manotaurs call began to boo him.
They all decided to build something then destroy it, leaving Dipper to kick a rock.
He got his stuff together and headed back into town.
Right when he got to the edge of the forest he saw Serena.
"Oh there you are… I've been looking for you…" said Serena.
"For how long…" said Dipper.
"For like a minute." Said Serena.
"I see…" said Dipper.
"We found out Wendy's sister is Sailor Jupiter so a lot happened." Admitted Serena.
"Oh…" said Dipper surprised.
"So you want to talk about it?" asked Serena.
"Sure…" said Dipper knowing that Serena made make him explain either way.
They walked passed Greasy' Diner as Dipper finished the story.
"Oh that's rough…" said Serena.
"Yeah." Sighed Dipper.
That was they heard a knocking, they turned to see Mabel in the Diner.
"Dipper! Serena! It's me Mabel! I'm look at through the glass!" yelled Mabel.
Serena nodded at her while Dipper motioned her to calm down.
They went into the diner where they saw their uncle eating Pie.
They joined the two at the table.
"Did something happen?" asked Mabel.
"I already talked about it with Serena." Said Dipper.
"Good." Said Stan.
"It's just that these half man half bull humanoids were hanging out with me." Said Dipper.
"Here go." Muttered Stan.
But then they wanted me to do this trevally touch horrible thing that I just couldn't do, so I said no." said Dipper.
"You were your man and stood up for yourself." Said Stan.
"Huh?" asked Dipper.
"You stood up for yourself even when no one agreed with you. Sounds pretty manly to me." Said Stan.
Dipper smiled.
"Dipper look!" said Serena.
"What?" asked Dipper.
"I see it too! You have a chest hair!" said Mabel.
Dipper looked at saw I did have a chest hair and started cheering.
"Take that Pubeataur!" yelled Dipper.
"Pubeataur?" asked Stan confused.
"This guy has a chest hair!" cheered Dipper.
That was when Mabel took out a pair of tweezers and plucked it.
"This is a scrap-book pruinity." Said Mabel.
"Mabel!" scolded Dipper.
"That wasn't nice!" said Serena.
"Don't worry kid if your anything like me you'll get more of it." Said Stan revealing his chest hair.
Both Serena and Mabel shuddered.
"What's wrong?" asked Dipper.
"Stan's hair!" yelled Mabel like she was having a flashback, "Why is it growing back!"
"You don't want to know." Sighed Serena happy she was in the other room.
"Okay…" said Dipper.
Meanwhile at the Corduroy House.
"Boosh!" yelled Wendy beating her youngest brother at arm wrestling. Lila and Riley were of course watching.
"Now you have to help with the house work from now on, okay." Said Lila.
Their three brother's rubbed their arms.
"What's going on!" yelled Manly Dan coming into the room.
"Just getting these three to finally pull their weight and help Lila." Said Wendy.
"It's about time!" yelled Manly Dan.
The boys didn't respond.
"But there is one chore I'm still going to do!" said Lila, "Speaking of which! What do you want for dinner?"
"Steak!" yelled Manly Dan.
"Okay, I'll go to the freezer." Said Lila, "Riley, you're staying for Dinner?"
"Of course… I wouldn't miss it!"
And so with Lila, all five of the missing Sailor Guardians were found. And thank to Wendy she could finally have a life outside of the house.
Also Dipper learned an impression on my Manliness… and hopefully he didn't inherit that gene that causes rapid chest hair re-growth… that was just creepy…
Next Time: Grunkle Stan holds a party! Serena wants to spend time with Darien but has to deal with fan girls. While Darien needs to tell her something important. Meanwhile Mabel and Marina enter a completion against the most popular girl in town. Also Dipper clones himself... What will happen? Find out next time!
A/N: Now's a good chance to discus why I choose the relatives:
Serena/Pines: They are the main characters, had to be done.
Darien/Tyler: Thought it would be funny... plus it would be fun when the Stanchurian Candidate rolls around.
Amelia/McGucket: I thought it would be a good. Even though he's insane, McGucket's still smart, plus I thought it would be nice to have some who cares about him.
Marina/Gideon: To act as a dark reflection to the Pines. It's even there during her awakening. Serena awakened her powers to protect her family, Marina awaken her power to protect herself from her family.
Riley/Valentino family: They run the funeral home, I thought it would be a good fit for her powers, plus there's the fact that Rei in the anime was into Anime and Magna and word of god says that Robbie does draw anime pictures.
Lila/Corduroy: (beat) There was no other option... She had to be a member of that family...
Anyways I hope you understand why I made the choices...