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Chapter 8: Fight Fighters
Serena and the girls were at the mall just hanging out. Lila was going to be gone for a couple days as she was going on a camping trip.
"Who wants to bet when Wendy tells Robbie, he's not going to listen." Laughed Riley.
"Speaking of which, have you placed your bets yet?" asked Lila.
"Man… I can't belie Grunkle Stan is doing that." Sighed Serena, "Dipper already put some money on him screwing up."
"Hey, can't blame him." Said Riley with a shrug, "That's what I what I put my money on…"
"I can't believe you bet that your best friend will end up beating up your brother." Said Serena, "Do you even get along?"
"Sometimes." Said Riley with a shrug.
That was when Sierra approached the table with a girl posse.
"Isn't it the loser squad." Said Sierra, "The invisible girl, the nerd, the brute, the creepy one and the leader who won't even attend school with us."
The five glared at her.
"What do you want?" asked Serena.
"Oh just going to tell you I'm not going to wait until the end of summer, I ant to see the look on your face when you see I've taken him from you." Laughed Sierra.
Serena glared at Sierra as she left with her girl posse.
"Man I hate her!" muttered Serena.
"We all it's not going to work." Said Marina.
"You two are crazy about each other." Said Riley.
"Don't let her get to you." Said Amelia.
"I know…" said Serena, "I mean it's stupid to angry with someone when you know they don't have a chance with your boy friend."
Meanwhile at the local arcade, Dipper was playing game called Fight Fighters with Wendy, when Robbie butted in "wanting to spending with his girlfriend".
As Wendy told him about the camping trip all he did was glare at Dipper, not really paying attention.
The next day at the mystery shack, Stan, Soos, Dipper, Mabel, Serena and Marina were playing poker with crackers instead of chips.
"King me"! said Mabel.
Everyone groaned.
"She doesn't even know what we're even playing." Said Stan.
"All right! I got everything ready for your day." Said Hotaru with a list.
"thank you… I don't know what I would do without you." Said Stan.
Hotaru was about to say something when suddenly loud music started playing.
"Dudes! I think I'm getting a radio station in my head!" said Soos.
They all listened to the music which was the singer constantly shouting "Wendy! Wendy!"
"It's Robbie." Sighed Marina.
"You mean that guy who keeps making Goo Goo Eyes at Wendy?" asked Stan.
"Didn't listen to Wendy." Sighed Serena.
"I'm going to talk to him." Said Dipper.
The other cheered.
He got outside to find Robbie singing.
"Wendy! Wendy! Come on out girl!" yelled Robbie.
"You know she's not here, right?" asked Dipper.
"Yeah… wait… what…." Said Robbie.
"She's on a camping trip with her family." Sid Dipper and then muttered under his breath, "Maybe if you paid a attention every once in while you'd know that."
"What was that?" asked Robbie.
"Nothing." Said Dipper.
"No I get what's going on, you want to date my girlfriend." Said Robbie.
"What no!" said Dipper .
"Let's see I'll her up right now." said Robbie, "See if she wants to date a 12 year old."
He called her and however Dipper got the phone out of his and sent it flying, unfortunately it hit a rock breaking his phone.
Dipper earlier what he's done.
"I'll get you a new one." Said dipper.
"No…" growled Robbie picking him up by his shirt.
"Hey! Are you fighting!" yelled Stan poking his head out the window, "Stay right there."
Stan went back inside and Robbie dropped him.
"You me, 3 o'clock at circle park." Said Robbie.
"Robbie!" said a voice.
The two turned to Riley and Amelia who were both looking upset at hearing this.
Robbie glared at his sister.
"We heard everything." Said Riley.
"Look he knows hat he did." Said Robbie.
"He's a kid…" said Riley, "And you want to fight him?"
"I don't want to hear it." Muttered Robbie walking away.
Amelia helped Dipper up as Stan finally made it outside with some popcorn.
"I was going to call some guys and make a few bets." Said Stan.
"Really?" asked Riley.
"Yeah, the money's on skinny jeans." Said Stan.
And so Dipper entered panic mode as he thought about the fight.
"I can't fight! Look at these noddle arms!" yelled Dipper.
"Can I tattle?" asked Riley, "This sounds like something I should tattle."
"Who would you tell?" asked Dipper.
"Our parents, Wendy… anyone Robbie knows and would be disgusted that he's beating up a 12 year old." Said Riley, "He needs to be taken down by a peg."
"Riley don't talk like that, he's still your brother." Said Amelia.
"We barley get along… and when we do it's only over one thing." Said Riley.
"What's that?" asked Marina.
"Uh…": said Riley.
(Flashback)
Riley got a package, she opened it and went up to Robbie's room.
She knocked on the door and he opened it.
"Ugh… what do you want?" asked Robbie.
Riley held up the thing she got which was a DVD of an anime.
"Madoka Magica!" said Robbie with a big grin.
Both of them started watching the anime. After a while they got to the scene where Homura interrupted the fight between Sayaka and Kyoko.
"I know I keep saying this but you have to cosplay as Homura." Said Robbie.
"I know." Said Riley, "I still need to find a good place to buy it…"
(End of Flashback)
"It's not important." Said Riley.
"Look I agree with Riley…" said Marina.
"Says the girl with the crazy little brother." Said Serena.
"Look it doesn't matter." Said Riley, "We have to stop this fight."
"Look you girls all hate each other in silence." Said Stan, "Or bicker and never actually fight…"
The girls in the room all glared him.
"Look this is something about being a man! And it's something dipper needs to learn about." Said Stan, "Besides he can always use a rock, it's natures snooze button."
"Maybe you should just talk it out." Said Amelia, "I mean it's clear he's worried about your crush on Wendy."
"Or even learn to hate each other in silence, like girls do." Said Mabel.
"Most of the time." Added Serena remembering her fight with Sierra.
"Yes, and maybe you can do each other's hair and paint nails." Said Stan sarcastically.
All of the girls in the room glared him, he had forgotten that the majority were female.
"Maybe if I just stay here it will all blow over." Said Dipper.
"I don't know dude, my cousin Reggie fought a teen once and those hormones give them crazy super strength… I mean he broke all of his arms, all of legs and I think he even killed him. Me and Reggie were talking about it the other day." Said Soos.
This made Dipper panic even more.
"I have to get out of here, he'll look for me here." Said Dipper.
"Look you can either hide like a wimp or face him like a man." Said Stan.
And so Dipper decided to hide in the arcade.
"Wimp it is." Said Soos.
"Don't say that." Said Riley.
Soos and Riley went with Dipper, Soos because of their friendship and Riley because of her brother.
"I just have to hide out here until three." Said Dipper.
He checked his watch.
"Oh man…" he sighed.
He then jumped a flier of Robbie's band as it said "You are so dead."
Riley began to confront him.
"It's going to fine, we'll come up with something." Said Riley.
Dipper looked at Riley.
"No!" said Riley, "Robbie's a normal person… and don't bring up Marina, her brother's a crazy psychic…"
Dipper sighed when she said that, he should have known that was her reason.
Back at the Mystery Shack the girls were watching Why You actin' So Cray Cray with Waddles.
"Poor Dipper, he's so afraid." Said Mabel.
Stan was fixing one of the attractions nearby.
"Eh fears are for chumps." Said Stan, "I don't have any."
"That's not true." Said Hotaru, "You have a fear of heights."
"That's not true! Whoever told you was a liar!" yelled Stan.
"What about the thing with the ladders and the fact all of my duties today was reaching for ting high up on the shelves." Said Hotaru.
"Look I've told you a ladder is more dangerous than a loaded gun…" said Stan.
"I know… I know." Sighed Hotaru.
Stan left the room.
"Stan has a fear of heights…" said Mabel.
"Please don't." said Hotaru.
"Why not?" asked Mabel.
"The last time you decided to help Stan with one of his problems you guys ended up ripping his skin off." Said Hotaru, "Just leave well enoguh alone."
"Speaking off which I was wondering, how did Stan's date with Lazy Susan go?" asked Marina.
Serena, Hotaru and Mabel looked at each other.
"You don't want to know." Said Hotaru.
Amelia and Marina looked at each other.
Back at the arcade, Dipper and Riley were playing Fight Fighters.
"If only one of these guys could be my body guard." Said Dipper.
"Be careful what you wish for." Said Riley, "Especially in this town."
Dipper grabbed another coin for another round. But dropped it, he noticed an engraving when he pick up the coin, a code for "Ultimate Power"
"I do like things ultimate." Said Dipper.
He looked at Riley, "You don't mind if I use a cheat code?"
"Go ahead, I'm curious myself." Said Riley.
He entered the code.
And suddenly the game shut off.
"Well that did nothing." Said Riley.
That was when a bright white light emanated from the arcade machine.
"What's going on?" asked Dipper.
"I don't know." Said Riley.
"Choose your fighter!" yelled the arcade machine.
"Rumble McSkirmish…" said Dipper.
That was when the character Rumble McSkirmish came out of the arcade machine.
Both of them gaped at the video game character emerged from, the machine.
Riley managed to regain herself first.
"I don't sense any maleficence from him." Said Riley, "So we're fine."
"This is so awesome!" said Dipper.
"High Five!" said Dipper and Rumble at the same time.
He immediately withdrew his hand.
"Ow… your pixels are sharp." Said Dipper.
He quickly recovered.
"All right! With him! I can use him as a body guard." Said Dipper.
"I don't know if this is a good idea." Said Riley.
"CHANGE MACHINE CHANGE ME INTO A POWERFUL WOLF!" yelled Rumble destroying a change machine.
"They don't have to fight, he just has to scare him off." Said Dipper.
"I don't know…" said Riley.
"I have to show Soos this too!" said Dipper.
"Where is he?" asked Riley.
Soos decided to go inside of a videogame.
By which it means literally, not figuratively, he was now tapped in NORT.
That was when Rumble began to flash.
"I NEED POWER UPS!" said Rumble.
"Come on we need to go back to the Shack." Said Dipper.
"Fine…" said Riley, "But I'm sticking to both of you like glue."
Dipper nodded.
They went to the Mystery Shack where Dipper looked though the fridge.
"Okay I don't see any gold rings, pizza boxes or turkey legs." Said Dipper.
That was when he found a taco.
"How about half a taco?" asked Dipper.
"PLACE IT ON THE FLOOR!" said Rumble.
Dipper did so and a menu popped up and the taco disappeared and added to the menu.
"That is so cool! I wish I could do that!" said Dipper.
"NOW I MUST DEFEAT THE STRONGEST FIGHT FIGHTERS. TAKE ME TO THE SOVIET UNION!" said Rumble.
Dipper and Riley looked at each other.
"I'm not giving him a history lesson." Sighed Riley.
"Don't worry, there's a strong fighter here in town." Said Dipper.
"MAXIMUM POWER?" asked Rumble.
"His name is Robbie, he's kind of like my archenemy." Said Dipper holding Rumble one of Robbie's filers.
"DID HE KILL YOUR FATHER?" asked Rumble.
"He's dating the girl I like and he posts an annoying amount of status updates." Said Dipper.
"AND THEN HE KILLED YOUR FATHER." Said Rumble.
"He's also my brother so please go easy on him." Said Riley.
"Yeah, just scare him a little." Said Dipper, "Can you do that?"
"YOU QUESTION MAKES MY SHOULDERS BOUNCE!" laughed Rumble who began to do various moves while yelling them out.
"So will do you do it?" asked Dipper.
"OF COURSE! PRESS START!" said Rumble.
A start button appeared in front of Dipper who pressed it.
"I still thin it's a bad idea." Said Riley.
They heard a noise.
"It's my uncle stay perfectly still." Said Dipper.
Both of them noticed well, his fight animation was still going.
"He said stay still." Said Riley.
"THIS IS AS STILL AS I CAN STAY." Said Rumble.
They decided to bring him up to the bedroom until it was a good time to head to the fight.
Turns out the girls were talking about a boy band.
"Deep Chris is the one that I love the best!" said Marina.
"No way it has to be Chubby Z. He's the mature one." Said Serena.
"I love them all! I can't choose one!" said Mabel.
"Well I think it's Greggy C." said Amelia.
All of them looked at Amelia who began to blush and hid her face behind a magazine.
Before they can ask more, Dipper, Riley and Rumble entered the room.
"Why do you have a video game character with you?" asked Amelia silently glad that happened.
"Cheat code." Sighed Riley.
"He's going to be my bodyguard again Robbie." Said Dipper.
"THE CHILD GAVE ME A TACO!" said Rumble.
"And you're letting him use that?" asked Serena.
Serena grabbed Riley took her to the hall way.
"I know you don't get along with your brother, but I love Dipper." Said Serena.
"Loving your sibling isn't a foreign concept to me." Said Riley glaring at her.
Serena sighed.
"Look! I don't know what's going to happen, but I have a bad feeling about this. So please, protect him…" said Serena.
"Don't worry if something happens I'll protect him in this case." Said Riley.
Both of them were looking in the room as Mabel gave Rumble words to say.
"Don't play with him… he's a fighting machine, not a toy." Said Dipper.
"But he's from a video game." Pointed out Marina.
Mabel laughed at Dipper trying to respond.
"Riley!" said Dipper, "I think we should leave."
"POOP! POOP AND BUTTS!" said Rumble as they left.
And so the three of them walked towards the meeting place.
"TELL ME MY OPPONENTS MOVES!" said Rumble.
"Don't worry, he'll wet his pants when he sees you." Said Dipper.
"HIS WET PANTS WILL BE NO MATCH FOR THIS!" said Rumble who took out a pipe.
"Give me that!" said Riley, "Where did you get that?"
"I PUNCHED AN OIL DRUM!" said Rumble.
"Trust me you won't need this, just show up and give him a scare." Said Dipper.
"YES!" said Rumble picking up a sword, "WITH THIS!"
He began to swing the sword around.
"This street has dangerous litter." Said Dipper.
"Just letting you know, your sister made me promise to protect you,." Said Riley.
"Okay…" said Dipper.
And so they made it to Circle Park. Rumble was hiding while the other two talked.
"Seriously, you're with him?" asked Robbie to Riley.
"Look, you know I'm against this fight, I'm just here to make sure no one gets hurt." Said Riley.
"She right, you might want to back out before someone gets hurt." Said Dipper.
"You scared?" asked Robbie.
"Okay you asked for it." Said Dipper causing Riley to sigh.
That was when Rumble emerged from the shadows.
"Who's your friend, and why is he blurry?" asked Robbie.
"It's complicated." Sighed Riley.
"He's the greatest fighter whoever lived!" said Dipper.
"Yeah, right." Said Robbie, "What did the kid promise you eye patch? More tape for your forearms?"
Robbie started laughing infuriating Rumble.
"HOW CAN YOU LAUGH WHEN YOU KILLED THIS BOY'S FATHER!" yelled Rumble.
"What?" asked Robbie.
"I'm giving you one last chance…" said Dipper, "Stop this or this guy's going to go nuts."
"I'd listen." Sighed Riley, "It's one of those crazy things."
"No way!" said Robbie.
Riley just face palmed at Robbie's stupidity.
"All right, Rumble!" said Dipper.
Robbie started laughing, that is until he had to duck Rumble's punch.
"What the!" yelled Robbie.
He tried to run away but Rumble picked him up.
"I didn't want to do this, but now maybe…" said Dipper.
That was when Rumble threw Robbie into the ground hard.
"Whoa Rumble! Stop it!" said Dipper.
He grabbed Robbie one again and tossed him high into the air.
"Please stop this!" begged Riley.
Robbie landed on a nearby jungle gym.
"That guy's crazy!" yelled Robbie as he ran for his life.
"What was that Rumble, you were only supposed to scare him!" said Dipper, "You almost killed him."
"I WILL NOT REST UNTIL THE MAN WHO HAS DISHONORED YOU HAS BEEN DESTROYED"! said Rumble.
He punched one of Robbie's nearby posters and then ran after Robbie.
"I told you this was about a bad idea." Said Riley.
"What are we going to do?" asked Dipper.
"I don't think he'd fight me, even if I was transformed." Said Riley.
"We have to follow." Said Dipper.
"I know." Said Riley.
Thankfully, Dipper figured the one place that Rumble would chase Robbie… the barrel store.
He was a video game character after all.
Of course Rumble was tossing barrels at Robbie.
Dipper and Riley begged Rumble to stop, but he wouldn't.
Afterwards, Robbie got away and Rumble chased after him.
The two of course chased after Rumble.
"Stop! Stop!" begged Dipper, "You might get a cramp!"
"Are you okay?" asked Riley.
"Just… just…" said Dipper.
"You're really out of shape." Said Riley.
"I know." Sighed Dipper.
"Maybe I should transform after all…" said Riley, "I could carry you as we catch up."
She took out her transformation wand thankfully Soos drove up with the remains of a arcade machine around his neck.
"Hey guys!" said Soos.
"Soos!" said Dipper.
"why did you have parts of arcade cabinet around your neck?" asked Riley.
"Long story." Said Soos, "By the way did you see that crazy video game guy destroying the town."
"Yeah." Said Riley.
"I sort of have brought him to life and now we have to find a way to stop him before he kills Robbie." Said Dipper.
"You guys need a amiable sidekick with a pick-up truck.." said Soos.
"You know we do." Said Dipper.
And thanks to Soos they were able to follow Rumble much better.
They found Robbie at the water tower and Rumble punching it to get Robbie down.
Back at the mystery shack Stan shuddered.
"Hey… Hotaru… did you just get the feeling that you just dodged a bullet for some reason?" asked Stan.
"A little." Answered Hotaru.
Back at the water they got there to find Rumble trying to kick it down.
"YOU CAN HIDE, BUT YOU CAN NOT HIDE!" said Rumble.
"Time the save the day dude!" said Soos.
Dipper nodded and got out of the car.
Riley took out her transformation wand just in case.
Rumble managed to punched the water tower in such a way that Robbie fell. Rumble caught him.
"FINISH HIM!" yelled the announcer.
"Don't finish me!" cried Robbie.
Rumble began to charge up a fireball however Dipper threw something at Rumble causing it to stop.
"RUMBLE"! yelled Dipper holding two board to make it seen like it was wide screen, he then tossed them aside, "Rumble I have something to tell you, Robbie didn't kill my father."
"WHAT BUT THEN WHO DID!" said Robbie.
"What… no one… I made it up…" said Dipper.
"THEN THAT MUST MEAN YOU'RE A BAD GUY!" yelled Rumble.
"I guess I am…" said Dipper.
Rumble hung Robbie by the hoody on a tree.
He began an inner monologue which wasn't filled with capital letter… uh… yelling.
"My journey a lie. My honor has been disgraced. Sensei warned me not to join to the path of evil. But the boy has led me astray."
Rumble turned to Dipper.
"IF ROBBIE V. IS NOT THE FINAL OPPONENT THEN IT MUST BE YOUUUUUU!" yelled Rumble.
Another start button appeared in front of Dipper.
"He lied… I was the one to put it up to him." Said a voice.
That was when Dipper turned and saw Sailor Mars walking towards them.
"It was all my idea." Said Sailor Mars, "Don't harm the boy it's me you want!"
Rumble glared at her.
"SO YOU ARE THE FINAL OPPONENT YOU SCHOOL GIRL!" said Rumble.
"I am." Said Sailor Mars.
"Mars!" said Dipper, "What are you doing."
"Remember what I said, your sister asked me to protect you." Said Sailor Mars, "Also he almost killed my brother, so it's personal."
"I don't know…" said Dipper, "It feels like this is one of those times where I should be learning a lesson about owning up and facing my fears."
Sailor Mars bent down.
"Those are important lessons, but you would be going up against a super powered fighter from a video game." Said Sailor Mars," Fight Fighters isn't the most violent, but there's a chance you could die."
"This is the second time in the last few days I've gotten a speech like this." Said Dipper.
"That's because you're a trouble magnet." Said Sailor Mars, "Remember I have powers myself, I can handle this better you can."
Dipper sighed.
Sailor Mars pressed the start button.
"Ready?" asked announcer.
That was when health bars appeared above them.
"You think she can do it?" asked Soos.
"Fight!" said the announcer.
Sailor Mars immediately ran towards Rumble and punched him in the face.
Only two percent fell off of Rumble's Health.
"Uh-oh…" said Sailor Mars.
Remember Sailor Mars' role in the group was dealing with things on the spiritual side.
Sailor Jupiter's role was the physical fighting.
"FIREBALL LIGHTING BALL THROW!" yelled Rumble sending the attack.
Sailor Mars managed to dodged but Rumble managed to get a good kick in.
Sailor Mars fell to the ground in pain as a good chunk her of health depleted.
"SCHOOL GIRLS ARE NO MATCH FOR ME!" yelled Rumble.
Sailor Mars struggled up and knew she had to do that strategy, the stranger of those that played fighting games without any strategy.
"Fire Soul!" she called out.
The fire hit Rumble depleted a good chunk of his health.
"Fire Soul!" she called out again depleted a good chunk of his health again.
Spamming Fire Soul.
It was her only option.
"Oh man… I hate it when people do that in fighting games." Said Soos as he joined Dipper.
"We're supposed to be cheering for her." Said Dipper.
"I know, I know…" said Soos.
Rumble managed to recover and performed a punched, thankfully Sailor Mars played enoguh fighting games to used her arms to block.
Thanks to fighting game logic this worked.
"YOU CAN NOT BLOCK FOREVER!" yelled Rumble.
"Fire Soul!" called out Sailor Mars again.
Rumble mange dot block, after all it goes both ways.
"FIST PUNCH RAIN!" yelled Rumble.
"This can't be good…" said Sailor Mars.
That was when it started to rain fists from the sky. Of course this drained a good chunk of Sailor Mars' health.
She managed to get up but she saw that her health was so low that it was time for this…
"NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THAT I HAVE PUNCHES!" yelled
"FINISH HER!" called out the announcer.
She sighed.
"Great…" she muttered.
And so Rumble did his final attack.
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO!
This resulted in a fist shaped mushroom explosion and Sailor Mars sent to the ground.
Dipper stood there shaking. Thankful that wasn't him. He quickly realized that if it was, he probably would have died.
Sailor Mars managed to get up, but it was clear she was in quite a bit of pain.
"WINNERS DON'T LOSE!" said Rumble giving the V is for victory.
That was when the announcer and a voice said "GAME OVER!"
"WHAT NO!" yelled Rumble as he dissolved
The three breathed of a sigh if relief.
"You okay?" asked Dipper.
"I'm fine…" said Sailor Mars.
That was when a high score thing popped up.
"It's your game." Pointed out Sailor Mars.
Dipper put in DIP.
All of them turned to Robbie who finally got out the tree.
Sailor Mars went to help him up, silently thanking the fact that he couldn't recognize.
"Okay! I have no idea what's going on..." muttered Robbie, "And who are you!"
"I'm Sailor Mars." Said Sailor Mars who smirked, "And I'm a magical girl."
"What? Really?" asked Robbie, he did see her shoot fire balls, "A real magical girl…"
"That's right." Said Sailor Mars nodding.
She then whacked him in the head.
"Ow!" he muttered.
"Are you really that insecure?" asked Sailor Mars, "You really think he can steal your girlfriend?"
Dipper looked at her.
"Look, are you really that insure cure that you think you'll lose to a 12 year old." Said Sailor Mars.
"I'm standing right here!" said Dipper.
"You want to know something the other day I have a friend, and a girl outright told her she was going to steal her boyfriend." Said Sailor Mars, "But you know what… she ignored it. Because she knew the girl didn't have a chance."
Robbie looked guilty.
"Don't beat up twelve olds! All right!" said Sailor Mars.
She didn't know why but she got the urge to say "Sailor Mars Says" but she quickly forced it down.
Robbie glared at Dipper.
Sailor Mars glared at him in turned.
"Oh look it's your girlfriend." Said Sailor Mars.
"Nice try!" said Robbie.
"Robbie? Dipper?" asked Wendy from behind Robbie.
Robbie tensed up.
"What happened?" asked Lila joining her.
They noticed behind them was their father and their brothers looking at a map.
Of course there several fire all around them and down trees.
"Well it's…" said Robbie.
"About that…" said Dipper.
"You two were fighting and somehow dragged her in, didn't you?" asked Lila.
"Seriously? I hate it when guys fight." Said Wendy.
"What… no…" said Robbie.
"They were helping me against a couple guys who learned how to summon real fire flowers." Said Sailor Mars.
"Really?" asked Wendy.
"You mean from Super Mario Bros?" asked Lila.
"That does explained the video game looking fire." Said Wendy.
Indeed some of the fires were 8-bit.
"Yeah… that's the story." Said Robbie.
"Totally the story." Said Dipper.
"That's good to see my two boys getting along." Said Wendy.
She kissed Robbie and patted Dipper on the head.
"He doesn't know it's you?" whispered Lila.
Sailor Mars shook her head no.
"Let's go unpack." Said Wendy.
Lila nodded.
Both boys sighed.
But then Dipper celebrated.
"Did you hear that…" said Dipper, "She called me one of her boys."
"But she was looking at me." Said Robbie.
Sailor Mars cleared her throat.
"You two should really stop fighting." She said, "Wendy did just say she hates it when guys fight."
"Sailor Mars is right, what we need a cold war pact." Said Dipper.
"Yeah… what…" said Robbie.
"Look if we're at each others necks all the time we risk loosing her, we have to learn how to hate each other in silence." Said Dipper.
"Like girls do?" asked Robbie.
"Like girls do." Said Dipper.
"Good, you two learned your lesson, now if you excuse me, I must go find the member of my team that's a healer." Said Sailor Mars.
"There's more magical girls around?" asked Robbie.
"Oh yes." Said Sailor Mars with a smirk.
Robbie squeed as she left.
"There's real magical girls in this town!" said Robbie.
"What?" asked Dipper.
"You didn't hear anything." Muttered Robbie.
"I have no idea what you're talking about." Said Dipper.
"Good…" said Robbie.
Sometime later at the Mystery Shack Hotaru was healing Riley's injuries.
"It's a good thing you fought him…" said Hotaru, "Dipper would have been in much worse shape."
"I know…" said Riley.
That was when Dipper came in.
"You okay?" asked Dipper.
"Yeah." Said Riley.
Riley looked at Dipper.
"You know you owe me." Said Riley.
"I know…" said Dipper, "You did save me…"
"I'm not talking about saving you." Said Riley, "I'm talking about the thing with Wendy."
Dipper stared Riley, while Hotaru tried not to laugh.
"What was about Robbie." Said Dipper.
"Oh I have something from him… the satisfaction he doesn't know his sister is a Magical Girl." Said Riley.
"What?" asked Dipper.
Hotaru looked at Riley.
"You know that term?" asked Hotaru.
"Uh…" said Riley.
"Are an anime fan?" asked Hotaru.
"What?" asked Riley, "No…"
Hotaru shrugged.
"Dipper… please start thinking of the conciseness of what you do." Said Riley.
"She's right." Said Hotaru.
Dipper sighed.
"I'll keep that in mind." He said.
"Also you're going to help me when I go shopping tomorrow." Said Riley.
"Oh come on!" said Dipper.
"You owe me remember." Said Riley.
"Fine." Muttered Dipper.
And so Dipper learned a few things about fighting, that yes he should stand up and fight, but also there were some fights that shouldn't be fought.
Also girls tends to hate guys who fight… that was an important lesson too.
Next Time: Thanks to Mabel having a Millimeter on him, Dipper's feeling shorter than usual. So he mange's to create a growth/shrink ray. But what will happen when Gideon finds out about it. Find out next time!