Chapter 12: Blinding Heat

IT was a very hot day in Gravity Falls. It was so unbearable that squirrels were catching on fire. The Pines family plus Soos were laying in the house. Marina had gone back home as her family could afford air considering and the fact that things had cooled down enoguh between and her brother that she could return home without worry.

"All for doing nothing today say aye!" said Dipper.

"Aye!" groaned everyone else.

That was when Serena's cell phone rang.

"Hello?" answered Serena.

"Hey Serena." Said Darien on the other end.

"Hey…" said Serena, "Unless you have good news I'm not up for a date."

"My uncle camped out over night knowing there would be a line for the ice cream shop. He asked if I wanted any. I deiced to, and he said you can join us." Said Darien.

"Really?" asked Serena, "I'm just wearing my bathing suit… And I don't want to get dressed."

Indeed she was wearing her bathing suit.

"I'm in a tank top and boxer shorts and my uncle's in a speedo." Said Darien.

"I'm on my way!" said Serena, "Well actually I need to get my sandals and a couple other things! But I'm on my way!"

She got up ran up to her room to get sandals and her brooch just in case.

"I'm going to the ice cream shop." Said Serena, "Darin's Uncle saved me a spot."

"Seriously?" asked Stan, "Get us something."

"But it will melt by the time I got home." Said Serena.

Thankfully the radio was going and it was announced that it as opening week at the pool.

"Looks like you have something to do to keep cool." Said Serena.

"Quick! To the car!" said Stan.

But he was stuck to the floor thanks to his sweat.

"I'll see you later." Said Serena.

She went outside, then came back in.

"Where's the fire extinguishers?" asked Serena.

"What?" asked Stan.

They heard a whoosh outside.

"Also be aware of random wild fires." Said Toby Determined as the announcer.

After getting past the wild fire, Serena made it to the Ice Shop.

"Darien!" she cheered as she hugged him.

"How was your day so far?" asked Darien.

"I hate the heat." Pouted Serena, "Plus there was a random wild fire…"

"But aren't you from California?" asked Tyler.

"I'm from Northern California, not Southern. Where I'm from it's rarely this hot." Said Serena.

"Oh sorry, I didn't know." Said Tyler.

"It's all right." Said Serena, "And thank you for inviting me."

"You're quite welcome, it's so nice to see my nephew having a girlfriend." Said Tyler.

They were let in soon, and they got their ice cream.

"You want to find shade?" asked Serena.

"Of course." Said Darien.

"See you later you love birds." Teased Tyler.

Meanwhile at the pool, the group arrived.

"Ah the pool, a sparkling oasis of summer enchainment." Said Mabel.

"Nothing like sitting in a moist tub with strangers. It's like the bus but wet." Said Stan.

That was when Mabel noticed a boy in the water who had long hair.

"Whoa! Stop the pressed who is that?" asked Mabel.

"Oh yeah, I heard he never leaves the pool, he's like a mysterious lower." Said Soos.

"Is it getting hot out here or is it just him?" asked Mabel.

"It's the hottest day of the year." Said Dipper, "Bedsides can't you go one day without haven't a random crush on a new guy?"

"But look at those little mustache hairs!" said Mabel.

Go to him." said Soos.

Mabel ran towards the pool.

Meanwhile adjust at the edge of the forest, Serena and Darien were eating their ice cream.

That was when heard a strange sound.

"What was that?" asked Darien.

"I don't know." Said Serena.

That was when a strange looking giant snake that looked hungry.

"Okay… this looks bad." Said Serena, she was about to

Then she noticed… she wasn't wearing her communicator.

"Oh man! I forgot my communicator!" said Serena.

"It's okay I'll provide back up if you need it." Said Darin.

Serena finished her ice cream quickly.

"Moon Prism Power! Make-up!" she called out.

With that she transformed into Sailor Moon.

The snake lunged at her, she jump out of the way.

Darien watched nearby completely unaware that someone saw him with the fight and apparently called someone else.

Back at the pool. It turned out Wendy had gotten a new job as Life Guard and she hired Dipper to be her assistant lifeguard, which they just used to cause mischief.

Meanwhile Mabel swam over to the boy she was interested in.

"Wow! Oh my gosh! It's crazy bumping into each other even though we don't' know each other.

"How long have you been under water?" asked the boy.

"Oh don't worry about that." Said Mabel coughing up a Band-Aid, "My name's Mabel."

"Hola." Replied the boy in Spanish.

"Whoa! Are you Australian!" said Mabel.

The boy laughed, "I am charmed by your sense of humor and your bold lack of water wings." He said.

"You're funny." Laughed Mabel, "And I like your hair."

"No, no…" said the boy, "It is full of silly tangles."

"Mind if I?" asked Mabel showing off a comb she had for some reason.

"Oh Mabel, you're so forward." Said the boy.

Mabel began to brush his hair.

"This is it! Go for it Mabel! Ask him out on a date." Thought Mabel.

"Hey you want to dry and go to the snack bar." She said out loud.

"I'm afraid I can not. For I have a terrible secret." Said the boy, "I'm sorry but I must go…"

She swam away being a pool float bed thing with him.

"I'm upset… yet intrigued." Said Mabel.

Back in the forest Sailor Moon fought against the giant snake.

That was when she got the urge to use a flying kick and call out "Sailor Moon! KICK!"

The kick was hard and the snake was knocked into tree.

When that happened Sailor Moon was being watched by men in robes.

"She's one of those super heroes that have been appearing." Said one of them.

"One of them?" asked another one, "There's more than one?"

"Actually there's more than one, some of the others saw then fighting before." Explained the first.

"Oh wow…" said the second one.

"We should leave her alone…" said the first, "after all if she can fight against the things of Gravity Fall then it's something this town needs."

"What about the boy?" asked the second.

"Take him." said the first.

Back with the fight, the snake got scared and slithered away.

Sailor Moon wiped her brow. She tuned to Darien who waved back.

That was when the men in the robes show up and put a sack of Darien's head.

"Hey!" yelled Sailor Moon running towards them.

She kicked one of them in the stomached sending him flying.

The other man didn't know what else to do.

She managed to grabbed Darien and removed the sack.

"Thanks Sailor Moon." Said Darien.

"What were you trying to do." Said Sailor putting Darien behind her.

"What we're doing is for his own good." Said the man who still standing with a British accent.

"For his own good!" said Sailor Moon.

That was when another man who was much large retired to grab Darien, however Sailor Moon saw him and pulled Darien away.

"Hold on tight." Said Sailor Moon.

Darien nodded.

Sailor Moon jumped into a tree and began to jump through the trees.

"Where are we headed?" asked Dairen.

"I have no idea… who lives the closet." Said Sailor Moon.

"I think Hotaru." Said Darien.

"Then we'll head there." She said.

Back at the pool Mabel swam to Mermando and took out a sandwich.

"Here! I got you a switch, it's a little wet but it's good." Said Mabel, "I like sharing things sandwiches, secrets."

She stared at him and whispered "Share me your secrets beautiful stranger…"

"That soggy sandwich does look deicloius." Said the boy as the wind hit him just right, "But you must never tell a soul my terrible secret."

"Don't' worry I wont' tell." Said Mabel.

"You have to stay away… because I am" said the boy moving the floating pool bed, "A merman."

Mabel breathed a sigh of relief.

"I thought you have a girlfriend." Said Mabel breathing a sigh of relief, "A merman… I should have known from you're strange fish language."

"It is Spanish." Deadpanned the boy… err… merboy.

"Your voice is so deep and masculine, how old are you?" asked Mabel.

"I am 12, merman's voices changes at like 3." Said the merboy.

"What's your name?" asked Mabel.

"Some call me…" Said the merboy taking out a guitar and playing it, "Mermando! Because that is my name!"

"I don't understand, how did you get to a public pool." Said Mabel.

Mermando is telling her the story of how when he saw taken by fishermen while swimming with his dolphin friends.

He was brought to Gravity Falls where he escaped, but it lead to a series of events where he got to the pool.

"You must seriously weirded out." Said Mermando.

"Are you kidding me! You're the coolest guy I have ever met! You can play one cord on the guitar! Besides My sister is weirder!" said Mabel.

"Really how?" asked Mermando.

"I should go into details… " said Mabel, "But trust me when I say their crazy."

"Oh Mabel, I have never met a human like you." Said Mermando, "Would you care for a game of Marco Polo?"

"Oh yes!" said Mabel hugging him.

He began to choke.

"You're covering my gills!" he said.

"Oh sorry…" laughed Mabel, "Weird…"

At Hotaru's house the clones were laying down, enjoying the air conditioning.

"Are you two going to do something today?" asked Hotaru.

"What can we do?" asked Garrick.

Hotaru was going to say something but couldn't come up with a response.

That was when the door belle ran, she went to get it and was Sailor Moon and Darien.

"What happened?" asked Hotaru realizing that it must be have been if Serena was transformed.

"It was crazy!" said Sailor Moon who de-transformed when the door was closed.

"Some men in robes tried to attack me." Said Darien.

The other three were concerned.

"We should call the others." Said Hotaru.

"I forgot my communicator at home." Said Serena.

Hotaru sighed but knew since it was such a hot day it made sense.

She called the others for the emergency meeting.

Back at the pool Mr. Poolcheck, the man who ran the pool (and was very insane) called out it was closed.

"The pool she closes." Said Mermando, "Can I see you tonight."

"Sure! You want to go for a walk?" asked Mabel.

"Merman." Mermando told her.

"Oh right…" said Mabel, "I'll be back tonight."

Back at Hotaru's house the others arrived.

"So someone would try to kidnap you?" asked Amelia.

"I know it's crazy." Said Dairen.

"Do you know why?" asked Lila.

"All they said was that it was for my own good." Said Dairen.

"What are we going to do?" asked Serena.

"Were there anything on their robes?" asked Garrick.

"Yeah, why?" asked Serena.

Garrick began to draw something, "Did it looked like this?"

It looked like an eye crossed out.

"Oh that symbol." Sighed Riley.

"Isn't it all over town?" asked Lila.

"It is, but there seems to be some group with that symbol…" said Garrick.

"Dipper read about before he cloned us." Said Blaine.

"They're probably still after me." Sighed Darien.

"You can stay here for the night." Said Hotaru, "I have plenty of room and central air."

"I'll tell my parents I'm staying at a friend house." Sighed Darien.

Serena sighed.

The night Serena was reading the journal's pages on the group, it wasn't much, and she laid back into her bed.

"You okay?" asked Dipper, "And why are you looking at the journal."

"Darien's in danger by these guys and I have no idea who they are or what they want with him." said Serena.

"Oh Serena…" said Dipper shocked.

"What sort of evil stuff do they want to do with him!" said Serena.

"Do you know where Mabel is?" asked Dipper.

"No clue." Said Serena.

Meanwhile Mabel was at the pool showing Mermando a scrapbook.

"Then this is Serena my older sister, she tripped and claimed she broke her legs and refused to get up." Said Mabel, "Can you imagine breaking your legs and not being able to walk."

"Let's skip this part." Deadpanned Mermando.

"Oh this is my family kick boxing." Said Mabel.

Mermando sighed.

"What's wrong?" asked Mabel.

He began to play the guitar, but it wouldn't play right so he had to dump out the water.

"I too have a family back home in the ocean." Said Mermando.

He showed her a picture of them in his locket.

"I miss them." Said Mermando.

"Haven't you tried to escape." Said Mabel.

"I did…" said Mermando who explained his escape plan was him jumping out the water and flopping around, "No… I'm glad I'm here, because I wouldn't have met you."

That was when a shooting star flash across the sky.

"This is it Mabel, perfect first kiss moment." thought Mabel.

Mabel began to pocket her lips however…

"Mabel why are you making that face?" asked Mermando.

"Because I'm eating some sour candy." She lied.

"Can I have some?" he asked.

"No." said Mabel.

The next day the girls decided to go to the pool.

Serena was moping.

"You okay?" asked Lila.

"I'm just worried about Darien." Said Serena.

"Hey it's going to be fine." Said Amelia, "Don't worry."

"Yeah, just enjoy the thing going on with Stan and Gideon." Laughed Marina.

Stan was currently plotting to get a lawn chair that Gideon was using.

"He stole it yesterday and he stole it today." He muttered, "Good thing I replaced his sunscreen with honey."

That was when Gideon tossed the sunscreen bottle at Stan.

"Uh-oh…" said Stan.

That was when suddenly he was surrounded by bees.

"No not the bees!" yelled Stan running away.

Marina was laughing heretically which also earned giggles from Amelia, Riley and Lila.

Serena was still worried.

"It's going be fine Serena." Said Riley, "Trust me…"

Serena nodded.

Meanwhile Mabel and Mermando were playing a ball game.

"Here comes the heat." Said Mabel.

She tossed the ball at Mermando, it just bounced on his head not even caring.

"Mermando are you okay?" asked Mabel.

Mermando swam over to Mabel.

"Oh you're missing your family, aren't you?" asked Mabel.

Mermando made only a Dolphin noise.

"Enough is enough! I care enoguh you too much to see you like this!" said Mabel, "We're busting you out and getting you back to your family!"

"But escape is impossible!" said Mermando.

"We're doing it!" aid Mabel slamming her fist into the water.

The water slashed everywhere.

"Ooops… water." Laughed Mabel.

Meanwhile Darien was playing video games with the clones.

Hotaru was pacing back and forth in the back of the room muttering in Japanese.

"Hotaru are you okay?" asked Garrick.

"Sorry it's just that I decided to ask my aunts for advice last night about this." Said Hotaru, "And Aunt Haruka came up with an idea that I didn't like…"

"What is it?" asked Darien.

"We lure them out using you." Said Hotaru.

"That sounds like a terrible idea." Said Garrick.

"Why would she ever think of that?" asked Blaine.

"She's always been the type to think the ends justify the means." Sighed Hotaru, "Trust me… she would do anything to protect the earth. Even letting people die."

Darien looked down to the floor.

"Call Serena and the others…" said Dairen realizing what he had to do.

In a mysterious chamber somewhere in town there were many people chanting.

"Now!" said the man who seemed to be the leader, "This meeting is something completely different."

The man took out pictures taken of the Sailor Guardians, a two of them were from the incident with the Trickster, two of them were taken from the recent zombie attack while the last was taken of Sailor Mars fighting Rumble.

"I'm sure you noticed these girls fighting around town recently." Said the leader, "From what I was able to gather they are called the Sailor Guardians."

The others nodded.

"What do you propose we do with them?" asked one of the others.

"It's clear they have the abilities to fight the creatures of Gravity Falls." Said the leader.

"What if they don't want to work with us?" asked one of the other members.

"Then you know what to do..." said the leader.

"Where do you think they are?" asked one of the other members.

"I believe their protecting Darien Cutebiker, find him and you find them…" said the leader.

Not too long later at Hotaru's house.

"What do you mean you're willing to act as bait!" said Serena.

"It's no good hiding." Said Darien, "I have to leave this house actually."

"He has a point you know." Said Riley.

"Well if he's going to do that! We should prepare." Said Lila.

"What do you mean?" asked Serena.

"Have a home turf advantage for one thing, a place one of us knows like the back of hand!" said Lila, "I know much of the forest."

"Maybe the lake's better." Said Amelia, "It's more open."

"Are you sure about this?" asked Serena.

"I'm sure." Said Darien.

"You're not doing this alone." Said Hotaru, "I'm going to be there with you."

"Wait…" said Serena.

"You need to fight the kidnappers." Said Blaine.

"Oh yeah…" said Serena.

"Oh right! Let's come up with the battle plan." Said Marina.

Serena reluctantly nodded.

That night no one was in the mystery shack.

Thanks to Mabel accidently destroying some stuff to see Mermando the first night, Dipper was forced to night watch at the pool.

That was when someone broke in, it was Stan he just wanted to get that seat before Gideon.

This distraction let Mabel get in with the Mystery Kart and then broke into the pool supplies.

"Are you ready to get back to your family?" asked Mabel.

"Yes, but I am a Merman, how can I possibly escape?" asked Mermando.

My initial plan was to tape together a bunch of fish to make prostatic human legs." Said Mabel.

"Intriguing." Said Mermando.

"But then I realized I could just put into this cooler." Said Mabel as she filled it up.

She put Mermando into the cooler however Dipper showed up.

"Hey! Who's there!" yelled Dipper.

"My kind must not be seen." Said Mermando.

Mabel hit the merman when Dipper saw who it was.

"Mabel?" asked Dipper in shock, "Wait! Is Serena here too?"

"Nope! Serena is at the lake luring out Dairen's kidnapers." Said Mabel.

"Oh yeah…" said Dipper, "So you heard?"

"Yeah…" said Mabel.

"I have a half a mind to chew out Haruka if I ever meet her." Said Dipper.

"I know right!" said Mabel.

"Wait hold on!" said Dipper realizing they shouldn't be having that conversation., "Why are you here?"

"No reason." Said Mabel.

That was when Mermando cleared his throat.

"Did that cooler just clear it's throat?" asked Dipper.

"I'm certain not keeping a Merman in there." Said Mabel, "Don't' be silly! What merman!"

"Mabel, I don't have time for your games. "said Dipper, "If you don't give me those supplies I'll lose the coolest job ever!"

"I understand!" said Mabel, "Wait is that Wendy in a bikini?"

"What? At night?" asked Dipper.

Mabel ran towards the mystery kart and drove away.

Dipper got a similar thing and chased after her.

Meanwhile at the lake, Hotaru and Darien sat on the shore.

"There's something I wanted to talk to you about." Said Darien.

"What?" asked Hotaru.

"I think my link with Serena is getting stronger." Said Darien.

"Really?" asked Hotaru.

Darien nodded.

"Have you told her yet?" asked Hotaru.

"I've told her about think but not that it's getting stronger." Said Darien.

"You have to tell her." said Hotaru.

"I know…" said Darien.

That was when the men in robes showed up with many more this time.

"So Darien Cutebiker, we have found you." Said the man who seemed to be the leader.

"So you're the ones who tired to kidnap Darien." Said Hotaru.

"So Hotaru Tomoe, you heard about it, I guess you have to come with us." Said the leader .

"You're not going to get away with kidnaping our friends!" called a few voices.

That was when the Sailor Guardians jumped in between the two.

"I take it was a trap…" said the leader who seemed to be smirking.

"You're not going to get away with this." Said Sailor Jupiter.

"That's right! I don't know why you're doing this!" said Sailor Venus.

"Perhaps we should tell you." Said the leader.

"Are you sure?" asked one of the others, "I mean…"

"We know they've been fighting the things that go bump in the night for the past few weeks. Perhaps they can help us." Said the leader.

"Help you with what?" asked Sailor Moon.

"Of you noticed the strangeness of the town, we're only trying to help." Said the leader.

"Well you have a funny way of showing it." Said Sailor Jupiter.

"You know all the strangeness, thanks to all the things that go bump in the night." Said the leader, "We give the town peace of mind."

"Peace of mind?" asked Sailor Moon.

"yes, we make sure they forget the horrific things they've been." Said the leader.

"And you do it by kidnapping people?" asked Sailor Moon.

"That's horrible!" said Sailor Mercury.

"You should be ashamed of yourself." Said Sailor Venus.

"I guess we've an impasse, I guess time for plan B." said the leader.

"Plan B?" asked Sailor Moon.

A coupe of the members took out strange looking guns that didn't look out of place with Steam Punk.

"You're fighting off with steam punk?" asked Sailor Mars.

One of the member looks at the guns.

"Huh… maybe the founder was in to steam punk." Said the member, "Can I?"

"No you can alter the founder's stature to reflect this." Said the leader, "Offer again I will erase you memory of the comment."

The Sailor Guardians all looked at the leader.

"So what are those?" asked Sailor Moon.

"With these guns we can erase any memory." Said the leader, "And even all memories."

"So wait… you plan to use those on us?" asked Sailor Mars.

"Of course." Said the leader, "But to erase you memories of your families so you would serve us the Society of the Blind Eye."

"What!" yelled Sailor Moon.

"What about our families?" asked Sailor Jupiter.

A larger member was going to say something but the leader pulled him aside and the two began to talk in private.

"You know I have a daughter around their age." Said the member "I don't know how I would respond if she went missing."

The leader sighed.

"How about you council the grieving families and assuring them it's all right." Said the leader.

"I guess…" said the member unsure about it.

"Besides doesn't she spend half the week a friend's house?" asked the leader.

The member didn't answer.

That was hewn they heard groans.

"What's going on!" yelled the leader.

Turns out this discussion.

"So you're just going to listen to him." said Sailor Moon.

"Being a member has perks." Said one of the members.

"We can forget the things we don't want to remember." Said another.

"That's horrible." Said the Sailor Mercury.

"Well what are you going to do about it?" asked one of the members.

"Crescent Beam!" called out Sailor Venus aiming for one of the gunman's hands.

Sailor Jupiter managed grab the other gun man and throw him away.

"Sabao Spray!" called out Sailor Mercury.

Sailor Moon grabbed Darien's arm while Sailor Jupiter grabbed Hotaru's.

"What's going on! And where did the fog come form!" demanded the leader.

"One of the Sailor Guardians." Said one of them.

"The one that doesn't have any off vie powers." Said another.

"Find them! FIND THEM NOW!" yelled the leader.

Not too far away.

Dipper continued to chaise Mabel even hitting the cooler in a way that the cooler was getting drained.

Mabel tried to make to the lake in time however Dipper managed to cut her off causing Mabel to hit the breaks and her flying out of the Mystery Kart.

"Alright! The jig is up! Hand over that Cooler!" said Dipper.

"Never!" yelled Mabel.

"Why not! Why do you even need it?" asked Dipper.

"I needed the cooler to save my new friend, he's really sweet and we combed each other's hair. And he's really nice! All he wants to do is go home and he needs to be in that cooler because he's a merman and he needs to breathe!" said Mabel.

Mermando rolled out of the cooler.

"Hola!" he managed to croak out.

"Whoa!" said Dipper, "way to bury the lead."

"Dipper, Mermando the merman, he's a merman." Said Mabel.

"Nice to meet you… also I seem to be dying." Said Mermando, "Water!"

then he began to speak Spanish.

"Oh no! Mermando! Dipper! You're a lifeguard! Give him CPR!" said Mabel.

"But Mermen don't breathe air." Said Dipper.

"Then give him reverse CPR!" said Mabel.

Dipper saw a bottle of water. He grabbed it, filling his mouth with the water and pushing it into his mouth.

All the while shouting "I hate this! I hate this!"

Mabel even took a picture of blackmail.

Thankfully Mermando was fine.

"Thank you, but why didn't you just roll me into the lake." Said Mermando.

Dipper face palmed.

However they felt two figures approach them and grabbed Dipper and Mabel.

OF course they were members of the Society of the Blind Eye.

"Should we wait until we have the Sailor Guardians?" asked the member holding Mabel.

"No I have a more devious idea." Said the leader.

Mermando began to loose air… well water rapidly again.

"What do we do with the Merman?" asked one of the members.

"Can I save his life?" asked another, "because he's obviously a kid."

"Fine." Grumbled the leader.

Meanwhile the Sailor Guardians were hiding.

"Seriously! Why did we think this was a good idea!" yelled Sailor Moon.

"Calm down…" said Sailor Jupiter, "They're find us."

"IT was my choice remember." Sighed Darien.

"To be fair we didn't know they were mind erasers." Said Sailor Mars.

"Oh Sailor Guardians! IF you're so against us erasing minds then I'm sure you'll want these tow kids to keep their memories." Said the leader.

"What?" asked Sailor Moon.

"Two kids." Said Sailor Venus.

Sailor Mercury pressed her earring causing her goggles to come up.

That was hewn she saw who they were holding captive.

"Oh no…" said Sailor Mercury, "It's Dipper and Mabel."

"What!" yelled Sailor Moon.

Sailor Moon immediately left her hiding spot.

Followed by the others.

"Let them go right now." Said Sailor Moon.

"Sailor Moon!" said Dipper.

"What's going on?" asked Mabel.

"Long story." Sighed Sailor Moon.

She glared at the leader.

"Let them go right now!" said Sailor Moon.

"Sorry I'm afraid. We caught them helping that Merman over there." Said the leader.

He pointed to Mermando who was glaring at the Society. However he couldn't do anything.

The others arrived.

"Let go of them right now!" yelled Sailor Moon.

"What are you a broken record?" asked the leader, "You join our cause or we erase their memories."

"I refuse!" said Sailor Moon.

She took a breath, she knew he was an ordinary man, but she couldn't help. She had to save them.

"Moon Tiara Action!" she called out making her tiara slightly weaker than usual.

Hopefully.

Her tiara hit the leader in the gut who doubled over in pain and his hood fell off.

Revealing some bald guy with strange tattoos and a whited out eye.

He started vomiting.

Sailor Moon glared at the ones holding Dipper and Mabel captive. They let them go and the two joined Darien and Hotaru.

The Society members weren't' sure what to do. And Sailor Moon just glared at them while her eyes started tearing up.

"Hold it!" yelled Hotaru, "I would like to set up a compromise!"

"What?" asked the Leader in-between the heaves.

"For now you leave us alone…" said Hotaru, "You leave us alone and we leave you alone. "

"I don't know…" said one of the members.

"We'd rather not use our powers on normal humans." Said Sailor Jupiter.

"But if you give us no choice..." said Sailor Venus.

"Especially since you're trying not make us into your mind control slaves." Said Sailor Mars.

"Fine… but we have to erase their memories." Said the leader who seemed to have nothing more to vomit up.

"They're under our protection." Said Sailor Moon, "All four of them! They're our friends and you won't hurt them."

The leader gritted his teeth.

"If you go after them as well as anyone else under our protection, we will find out where you're located and bring down our wraith." Said Sailor Moon.

The leader gritted his teeth.

"Very well… but who else is under your protection?" asked the leader.

"You won't know…" said Sailor Mercury.

"So you better be careful who you take." Said Sailor Mars.

"Fine… then." Muttered the leader, "Let's go…"

"Seriously?" asked one of the members.

"Their super powered teenaged girls… do you want to fight that." Said another one.

All of them left. Leaving only the group behind.

Sailor Moon blinked and started crying.

Darien hugged her.

"I had to use my powers on a normal human… it's not like Gideon who has powers too… he was just a normal human… and I attacked him." she cried.

"It's going to be okay" said Darien, "You were trying to protect your brother and sister."

"I know…" whimpered Sailor Moon.

The two ended up kissing.

"Sister?" asked Mermando.

"Yeah…my sister's a super hero." Said Mable.

"Okay… what happened?" asked dipper.

"Mind Erasers." Said Sailor Venus, "We'll tell you later. What's with the merman."

"Don't want to talk about it." Muttered Dipper.

"I'll show you later." Laughed Mabel.

Mermando started coughing.

"I am weak form coughing, how is my family going to hear my calls from here?" asked Mermando.

"Wait I have an idea." Said Mabel.

She went to Dipper's cart and grabbed a megaphone.

"Problem solved." Said Mabel.

"Mabel!" he said, "Those are pool supplies, I'll get fired."

"Dipper! Don't you know what it's like to fall in love with someone even though you know it will never work out but you'd do anything for that person?" asked Mabel.

The Sailor Guardians all looked at Dipper, easily Sailor Jupiter.

He sighed. "Give him the megaphone."

"Thank you so much Mabel, I have never met anyone like you." Said Mermando.

"Same here, except for a gnome, a zombie and a couple of cute vampires." Said Mabel.

"I don't remember the vampires. "said Dipper.

"She doesn't tell you everything." Giggled Sailor Venus.

"Well Mermando, this is it." Said Mabel.

"Not quite." Said Mermando.

He leapt up a bit and he and Mabel kissed.

"Gross!" yelled Dipper.

Sailor Moon looked at this and smiled.

"My first kiss!" said Mabel once they broke it, "And your first kiss too."

"Don't include me in this." Said Dipper.

"Good bye Mermando." Said Mabel.

"Good bye Mabel." Said Mermando.

"You did the right thing Dipper." Said Hotaru.

"Yeah, yeah…" muttered Dipper.

"Wait… I always wanted to do this." Said Mabel.

She stood on a rocky part of the lake and Mermando jumped over her so that they were doing that scene from Free Willy.

"Come on we'll have breakfast at my house." Said Sailor Mercury, "I'm sure dad won't mind."

"Why are you still transformed?" asked Dipper.

"We don't know if they're watching us." Said Hotaru.

Thankfully they did truly leave when they left so they didn't' see Sailor Moon and Darien kiss or Mabel referring to Sailor Moon as her sister.

Sometime later Mabel and Serena were hanging out by the poolside.

Both of them were saddened.

"You did what you had to." Said Mabel.

"I know." sighed Serena.

"If you didn't I would have forgotten all about Mermando." Said Mabel, "I didn't want that…"

"I guess you do have a point." Said Serena, "But still…"

That was when a green bottle came out of the pool vent. There was a letter that said "To Mabel."

Mabel grabbed and read the bottle.

"Dear Mabel, I am home with my family and I am very happy. Out first kiss will hold a special place in my heart. Well hearts… a merman I have like 17 hearts… horrifying but true. More bottles on the way." Read Mabel.

Then more bottles appeared.

Serena smiled.

Dipper approached her form behind.

"Guess who else got fired." Laughed Wendy.

Serena laughed.

"hopefully I won't have to do it again." Said Serena.

"Hopefully those guys will stay away." Said dipper.

Meanwhile the leader of the Society of the Blind Eye was in his lair.

Looking at picture of the Sailor Guardians as well as Dipper, Mabel, Darien and Hotaru.

"I will find a way to make you into Society Agents… for the good of the town." Vowed the leader.

And Mabel had her first kiss… unfortunately it came at the price of Serena having to use her powers on a normal person. But in end it was all worth it… hopefully…

Next Time: A hidden room is discovered and Stan gives it to Serena to use a bedroom. However Dipper wants the room. But when they switch bodies Dipper refuses to switch back so he can have the room for a few days at least. What will happen? Find out next time!