So, I deleted this chapter before because it got plenty of hate because it "didn't fit with the other chapters" but after a long reconsideration, I decided "fuck it." If people don't like it, then they can just skip it. I'm not forcing anyone to read the dirty, dirty smut I write. It's free for them and I shouldn't deny the people who like this non-canon addition because of the ones who don't. Ergo, it's back.

Tags: Threesome, Mermaid, Ahegao, Girl-On-Girl, Cunnilingus, Double Blowjob, Dick Growth, Finger Fucking, Creampie, Creampie Eating, Swinging(?)

Non-Canon addition:

Story placement: Nowhere (it didn't happen)

The Monkey, The Cat, and The Mermaid

"I'm so worried, Nami-chin," Camie fretted, fiddling with her hands just to do something. The Thousand Sunny was on course for the lair of the Flying Fish Riders, but they were still about three hours away, and that was causing the green-haired mermaid's nerves to go crazy. "What if we can't save Hatchin? What if we don't get there in time?"

"Camie," Nami sighed. "I've told you, Hachi will be fine. You've got the Straw Hat Pirates on the job."

"Yeah, but—"

"Camie, you need a distraction." Nami's eyes widened with an idea, a small grin growing across her face. "Camie, how old are you?"

"Me?" the mermaid asked, caught off guard by the questioned. "I'm 18. Why?"

"Just wanted to make sure," the pirate responded, her eyes drifting over the body of her new friend, ready to mark another piece from the Extended Marriage Bucket List. Camie's lips were full and pouty in a way that caused Nami to wonder how she could use them. Her shirt hugged her body, hiding the details but not the size of her breasts. The most confusing part of the adventure Nami was forming in her head was what Camie hid downstairs, but that was a storm she was willing to brave. Not alone, though. Not anymore.

"So Camie..." Nami began, knowing the mermaid wouldn't jump right into her plan without some help beforehand. "I hope you don't mind a little girl talk between us, but I'm curious. What is sex like down on Fishman Island?"

"Oh, uh," Camie muttered, her cheeks coloring. "W-Well..."

"You don't have to tell me."

"It's not that, Nami-chin," the mermaid denied. "I'm just not use to having friends to talk about that sort of stuff with. Most of them are part of it."

"Really?" Nami pressed. "How so?"

"Oh, mermaids are well known for being —what's the work Pappagu uses?— promiscuous with each other. It's just how we are. I've slept with most of them."

"Wow," the pirate muttered. So the old stories the men were drooling over earlier weren't all baseless. "I never thought you'd be so open about that."

"Oh no, not around humans usually. I've never been this close to humans outside of Takoyaki 8, so it threw me off. And then there's this whole thing with Hachin being captured."

"So you apparently have a bigger sexual past than I thought," Nami diverted. "What's the best sex you've ever had?"

"It was last year at Mermaid Cove. My friend Eliza had seduced a pirate that was passing through and got several bottles of SkyRum in return."

"It's always the SkyRum," Nami commented. "That stuff is strong."

"It sure was. So four of my friends and I were starting to have trouble swimming and the current carried us around the side of the island. Not that we noticed at first. I had my face buried in a pussy. I couldn't even see."

Nami couldn't believe her new friend was being so candid about this considering how innocent she acted, but maybe that innocence was why she was being so upfront.

"Anyway," Camie continued, "we basically washed up on a hidden beach where a teenage Octopus Merman was pleasuring himself. And if you know anything about his kind, you know they're good with their tentacles. Between the five of us, we wore the poor guy and the rest of ourselves out. I had a headache the next day and sand in places it shouldn't be for the week, but it was so worth it."

"So... how do you keep your pussy hidden?" Nami wondered. "I mean, it doesn't look like you're wearing pants or anything."

"Actually we do." Camie hooked a thumb under what Nami thought were scales by her hips, sliding them and the pink scales under them down to show more creamy skin. "My tail actually starts around here." She tapped a point by her upper thigh. "These are mertights, a type of clothing that goes over your tail to hide all the naughty bits. Crimin gained its initial popularity by making mertights more form-fitting and expanding the color options to fit everyone's tails."

"Now Camie," Nami smirked, moving into her plan. She leaned forward. "I have another question. Have you ever wanted to have sex with a human?"

"I mean, I've thought about it. I want to eventually."

"Great, because we have time and I have a ridiculous husband who will do whatever I say when he's horny."

"Are you—?!"

"Shhh," Nami insisted, her pointer finger silencing Camie. "Not here. Allow me to show you to our room."

Taking Camie's arm, the navigator helped her bounce up the stairs. Most of the crew was busy keeping the ship going while Luffy sat on the figurehead. He seemed to feel that something was off, his head moving around before he turned, his eyes catching Nami's. His wife winked and blew a kiss, her free hand gesturing for him to join them.

The crew didn't notice as Luffy jumped up and made his way toward the third floor of the Sunny, though Sanji shivered as if there was a great disturbance in the Force. Still, Luffy running back and forth along the deck or rigging was such a common image that no one wondered where he was going. Luffy, however, had gotten use to such silent communication from his spouse and couldn't wait to see what she had in store.

"Nami!" he called quietly knocking on the door to their room. He didn't receive an answer the first time, but his second knock did.

"Wait a minute, Luffy!" his wife called from inside. "I'm fixing a surprise for you."

The captain vibrated in place. When Nami used that voice, she always had the most wonderful surprises.

Meanwhile, Nami smirked, both at having her idiotic —if adorable— husband wrapped around her finger and the beautiful mermaid they were about to enjoy. Camie sat on the king-sized bed, staring at the room with a little bit of awe, so she didn't notice as Nami crawled across the mattress with cat-like grace. She did, however, feel Nami's hands wrap around her from behind.

"Oh Camie~!" Nami whispered into her ear, the mermaid shivering. "I hope you're ready for some fun~."

"Are you sure about this, Nami-chin?" Despite the doubt, Camie's voice was labored by slow panting and flushed cheeks as the result of the navigator pushing her modest bosom into the mermaid's back. "You and Luffy-chin are married. Are you even allowed to do this?"

"Absolutely," the human answered, her breath dancing over Camie's neck. She shivered again as her arousal grew, as mermaid arousal was wont to do, Nami's hands starting to wander. Honestly, Nami wasn't sure why she was so horny right now, but all that mattered was the mermaid in her hands and her husband waiting outside the door. Camie's head turned slowly as Nami's hands glided upwards, cupping the mermaid's chest from below while the pirate's lips started trailing along her neck. Camie moaned under the ministrations, Nami knowing exactly where to touch from experience with her own body. She kissed her way up the mermaid's neck, giving her ear a light flick with her tongue. "Pirates are free to do whatever we want. And right now, I want you. Let's get you out of those clothes."

"I like the sound of that," Camie breathed, at the navigator's mercy and all thoughts of her captured friend lost. Nami's hands slid down to the bottom hem of her Crimin-brand shirt, the married woman's fingers like static as they made contact with her bare skin beneath. Ever so slowly, the pirate pulled her friend's shirt higher, revealing more and more of her smooth stomach. Finally, with a tug, Camie's shirt popped over her breasts, leaving her pale-pink, shell-shaped bra as the only layer between the air and her amble globes beneath. It too vanished quickly, tossed to the other side of the room.

"N-Nami-chin," the mermaid moaned as the pirate's hands began kneading her breasts, rolling one of her tiny, hard, pink nipples between her fingers. Finding control of her arms, Camie caught Nami's cheek with her palm, turning the other woman in for a lust-fueled kiss. The mermaid's lips were as plump as Nami thought they would be, their tongues beginning to wrestle for dominance without preamble. The green-haired teen put up a valiant fight, but with her attention divided between the pirate's tongue exploring her mouth and the hands toying with her chest, Camie soon submitted to the orange-haired woman.

"No fair," Camie moaned as they broke for air, her fingers curling in Nami's hair. Nami's lips did not stay idle through Camie's complains, attacking her neck. "Why am I the only one getting naked?"

"Mmm, good point," Nami smirked, pulling away, much to Camie's disappointment. The mermaid turned to find Nami in the process of pulling her shirt off to reveal the lace underthings beneath. Camie stared for only a second before springing into action, all but tackling the older pirate to the mattress.

This time, Camie was in charge, her tongue ravishing Nami's mouth while the mermaid's hands made quick work of the rest of the navigator's clothing.

"Ahh~!" Nami cried as Camie expertly trailed her mouth along her collarbone until she reached the woman's breasts. Her large eyes staring into Nami's, Camie took one of the pirate's nipples into her mouth, causing her to moan once more. Camie's hands, however, couldn't seem to pick between toying with the remaining nipple, playing with her lower lips, or trailing her fingers along Nami's thighs. "Camie... you're so good at this..."

"I told you," the mermaid responded, a hint of pride in her sultry tone. "Mermaids get a lot of practice."

"Let's see more of that," Nami smirked, laying her hand on Camie's green hair and gently directing her downward. The mermaid followed along, kissing Nami's toned stomach as she went until she reached the honey pot between her friend's legs. She didn't begin immediately, taking a second to breathe in the aroma of Nami's arousal before trailing a lick along her lips and planting a kiss on the swollen bud sitting above.

Nami watched her friend work with fascination, having no experience with any other women before, or anyone other than Luffy really. The pirate's hands came to rest on her saliva-covered chest as she watched the mermaid eat her out, beginning to play with the sensitive nerves there.

"Nami-chin, you taste so different than fishmen or mermaids. It's so good." One of Camie's hands drifted from her breasts to her hips, slipping under her mertights and to her own dripping lips.

"Oohh, Camie," Nami sighed, already on the edge. "Wiggle out of those so I can call Luffy in here."

Camie didn't wait, shedding her tights to reveal her ass and her thighs which merged into her tail a couple inches below her pussy. Her aroused juices flowed down her tail uncontrollably.

Nami pulled away reluctantly, grabbing her friend by the face and pulling her upward to the bed. Again, they locked lips, Nami tasting herself on her friend while their tits pressed against each other. Having initiated it, Nami was the one to break the kiss, a trail of saliva still connecting them as Nami and Camie stared into each other's eyes. The pirate laid a chaste peck on the mermaid's lips before laying them both down on the bed.

"Oh Luffy~!" she called. "You can come in now~!"

This was the image Luffy walked in to see. Nami and Camie, both naked as the days they were born, cuddled together on the bed, holding hands. Their lips, both those of their faces and those below, were swollen from their previous preparations while their labored breathing made their breasts rise and fall hypnotically. Their shorter hairstyles were splayed out, casting two misleading halos at odds with the hungry looks they directed at both him and the growing bulge in his pants.

"I... I-I..."

"How rude, Luffy," Nami teased. "You're wearing more clothes than we are. Close the door."

"YES!" he cried, slamming the door shut. He moved to remove his cardigan just as quickly, but Nami stopped him, her fingers directing him to come closer. Catching the hint from her friend, both Nami and Camie spun onto their stomachs and crawled to the edge of the bed. Nami picked herself up, her fingers finding their way under Luffy's open shirt and pushing it from his shoulders. Camie, on the other hand, chose to start with Luffy's pants, curious to see how his package would compare to the merfolk ones she'd seen before. It popped out sooner than she thought it would, smacking her in the forehead.

"Amazing," Nami heard Camie mutter, but the navigator was too lost in kissing her husband to pay attention to what her friend was doing. There was an energy in Luffy's kiss that she had never tasted before, and she imagined it had to do with the idea that she was about to share him with someone else. The selfish part of her wondered why she would ever want to share while another wondered how hot it will be as she watched her husband ravishing their friend.

Luffy didn't entirely know what was going on, but in his experience, if Nami was fine with it then he had no qualms (not that he know what a qualm was, or if one could eat a qualm). And right now, it was Nami's idea for him to have fun with both her and the mermaid they'd met earlier. A small part of his brain felt a deep satisfaction at the situation, knowing he had something Sanji was constantly chasing after. That part of his brain quickly lost its blood flow as the life-giving liquid was redirected by the actions of said mermaid. He couldn't see her at the moment, too wrapped up in Nami's lips, but Luffy felt his pants fall away.

"Amazing," Camie whispered to herself as she held the captain's member in her hands. Admittedly, it wasn't the biggest penis she had ever seen, but few compared to Orca or Whaleshark Fishmen. Almost without her permission, the mermaid allowed her tongue to slide up the rod, Luffy shuddering under her hold.

"N-Nami," the captain stuttered. "Are you sure about this?"

"Try everything once," she whispered into his lips. "Besides, call this a thanks for saving me from Shiki."

Camie quickly lost interest in their conversation. Her body was telling her it was time for action, and that involved opening her mouth and trying to swallow the whole of the dick in front of her. The mermaid managed to get over three-fourths of the way down before the human's tip met the back of her throat. Still, her pride as a Kissing Gourme Mermaid had helped her swallow bigger cocks, so she would do the same to the one in her mouth. Camie heard Luffy moan into his wife's lips as the mermaid grabbed his legs, using the leverage to force the rest of his dick down her throat.

"Ooh~!" Luffy moaned, breaking his kiss with Nami. She glanced down to see what caused such a reaction.

"Damn she's good," the navigator whispered, Camie pulling the captain's cock back until only the head remained in her mouth, swirling her tongue over the head before shoving back down. Nami gave her husband a peck on the cheek before moving down to his jaw, trailing down his neck, collarbone, pecks, and abs before coming to rest beside their new friend.

"Nami-chin," Camie moaned, Luffy's cock pressed into the side of her face so she could smell his musk, "your husband tastes so good."

"I know," the human boasted. "Give me that." Reaching over, Nami stole Luffy's hard dick, quickly sliding it down her throat with practiced ease. Camie didn't seem offended, rather she smiled and leaned over to resume her oral ministrations on something else. Primarily, Luffy's family jewels.

Luffy watched this exchange with aroused fascination, never having considered the idea —much less the possibility— of the scene. Nami had a familiar look on her face, that of her eyes rolled and half-lidded, her lips wrapped around his cock. The new part of the image was Camie's green hair at her side sucking on one of his family jewels. While Nami enjoyed the familiar taste of his manhood, Camie shifted from one testicle to the other before planting a dozen kisses on Nami, then she started the cycle over. That was, until she let out a squeak and a moan.

Luffy's eyes drifted along the bodies of the two sexy women to find Nami's fingers buried in Camie's pussy, the mermaid's tail waving to and fro as the pleasure consumed her.

"Nami-chin, you're so mean!" Camie whined, grabbing the pirate in question. The action pulled her away from Luffy's cock, replacing it with the mermaid's tits.

"I think I have the right to be," Nami argued, flicking a nipple with her tongue. "I'm sharing what's mine, you know. Speaking of, I think it's time we get to that."

Nami pushed, forcing Camie onto her back with the female pirate on top of her. The navigator shifted to the side before settling behind her fellow woman, resting her breasts on Camie's face while she took hold of the Mermaid's tail and pulled it up, revealing Camie's pussy to her waiting husband.

"Nami-chin, m-my tail... ah! That place!"

"Oho?" Nami smirked, squeezing and moving her fingers over the section of tail where muscle met flipper. Camie writhed below her in erotic bliss. The green-haired girl's hands reached for something, settling on Nami's thighs as she panted. "I found the jackpot. Oh, Luffy~! I think she's ready for you."

Dumbstruck by the sexy scene before him, Luffy silently shifted, resting the head of his dick between the lips of the dripping pussy bared before him. Nami moved so Camie could watch from a lap pillow as she got her first human cock, one of the female pirate's hands resting on one of her tits. With a grunt, Luffy pushed himself inside.

"Yeeessss," Camie moaned as she was filled. There were fewer good feelings to a mermaid than that of a good, hard cock filling them. She kissed Nami's thighs, a way of thanking her for the gift and to push along her own leg fetish, something many mermaids had considering they lacked legs themselves. And Nami's leg were fucking perfect to the mermaid.

"It's like she's sucking me in," Luffy commented as he began his slow, sawing movements, hands resting on the mermaid's hips. Nami continued to play with the nerves in Camie's tail, reducing their new friend to a moaning mess between them.

"Oh Goda!" the mermaid gasped, writhing in bliss. "Right there, Luffy-chin! That's the spot! Fill me with that big human cock of yours!"

"You got it!" the captain grunted, moving one hand to wrap around the base of Camie's tale. He used this point as leverage, slamming into the same spot with more force than before as he started to speed up.

"Yes! Oh fuck yes, Luffy-chin!"

"I think she likes it!" Nami teased as she started playing with one of Camie's nipples with her free hand. She leaned in closer to her husband as he kept pounding into their third. "Don't wear yourself out too quickly, Luffy. You still need to satisfy me, you know."

"Yes yes yes!" Camie panted. "Aaaahhhh fuck!"

"She's so loud when you fuck her good, Luffy," Nami winked, shifting her position so Camie's head fell to the bed. The mermaid opened her eyes at the loss of her lap pillow to see the dripping pussy of the wife of the man pounding her. Without missing a beat, Camie grabbed Nami's thighs and pulled her lower, burying her tongue inside the female pirate. "Mmmm, yes, she's good at that."

Luffy didn't have much to do except enjoy the vice-like grip of Camie's aquatic snatch, but that didn't stop him from cupping Nami's cheek without slowing his pace.

"I love you," he breathed.

"I love you too," she muttered, the two coming together in a searing kiss, even as they both enjoyed the pleasures of the woman under them. Luffy felt Camie tense first, the mermaid's pussy tightening as her juices exploded due to her first orgasm. Nami felt the results second, Camie screaming into her folds. Nami broke the kiss with her husband to moan, the vibrations sending untold amounts of pleasure through her system. The Cat Burglar rolled off her friend as Luffy pulled out, leaving Camie to pant in the aftermath of her orgasm. The couple turned to look, the mermaid's eyes rolled as small convulsions still shook her form.

"I think it's time you do that to me," Nami whispered, kissing her husband on the cheek. She slunk to the bed, rolling into her side beside the green-haired mermaid, and lifted her leg to reveal her waiting sex. Luffy grinned, crawling toward her until he could reach her leg, grabbing her thigh once he could

"I'm been thinking about trying something new," the captain commented as he pulled his wife closer, making her gasp. Her gasp turned into a moan as Luffy pushed his erect rod inside her. He started slowly, giving each thrust only enough force to make Nami's chest bounce. He removed his right hand, keeping his left where it was for leverage, and brought his thumb up to his mouth. "Let's try this. Third Gear: Boner Balloon."

"What are yo-OH FUCK!" Nami's question was cut off by a scream as she felt the cock inside her grow to twice its natural girth and gain a couple inches. She thought Luffy had been stretching her before, but that was nothing compared to what he was doing now. Every nerve in her pussy was pressed again him as her walls had no choice, the grown head of his dick now pressed against her cervix. "Oh shiiiiiit," she moaned, her mind going blank.

"We're just starting," Luffy grinned, pulling his hips back. His swollen cock scraped against Nami's walls as he pulled out before abruptly slamming back in. The navigator yelled with a mix of pain and pleasure as she was filled once more, the cry awakening the mermaid beside her.

Camie's head rolled to follow the sound as she kept trying to catch her breath. Nami was laying on her side, her eyes rolled and a heavy blush over her cheeks. The pirate's hands fisted the covers of the bed as her husband pounded her, every move making her tits bounce. Tracing Nami's body with her eyes, Camie's gaze finally came to rest where the couple was conjoined, a visible bump distorting whenever Luffy shoved himself back inside.

"Holy fuck," the mermaid whispered, not having seen something like that since a one-night stand with an Orca Fishman. "That looks so good, Nami-chin."

Nami couldn't respond. Every time she tried to open her mouth, all that came out were rumbling moans. Luffy reached over, grabbing Camie by the ass and dragging her closer until she and Nami were pressed together. The navigator grabbed her by the face, dragging the Kissing Gourme into a lust-fueled kiss.

The kiss broke as Camie let out a sharp gasp, stimulation setting her lower lips on fire. Luffy had shoved two fingers into her pussy while she wasn't looking, but there was a growing smirk on his face that the mermaid both dreaded and couldn't help but feel aroused from.

"Third Gear," Luffy whispered, keeping his elbow locked around Nami's thigh so he didn't lose any momentum while fucking her brains out. His hand rose to his mouth, expanding as he blew into it. The air traveled through him until it reached the fingers inside Camie, the green-haired girl gasping as they grew to three times their original size.

"Oh great Posideon! Fuck!" Camie's hips rolled instinctively as Luffy started moving, giving a whole new meaning to "finger fucking" as he pounded her with his powers. Her tail flailed, shaking through the unrelenting pleasure. She pushed herself up, grabbing Luffy by the hair to plant a searing kiss on his lips while he continued to fuck the shit out of his wife.

"Fuck fuck fuck!" Nami panted, Luffy's inflated cock driving her past orgasm after orgasm. Camie wasn't much better with her heightened post-orgasm sensitivity. "Cum inside me, Luffy! I want it! I want it all inside me! Fuck yes!"

Not questioning how his spouse knew he was on the verge or exactly what to say to drive him past his limits, Luffy moaned into Camie's mouth as his dick pulsed, wave after wave of his boiling cum splashing against the walls of Nami's womb. Her pussy tightened around him, refusing to let a single drop escape. Their mutual finish lasted for nearly a minute before Luffy went limp, flopping backwards. The sudden loss of its plug caused some of his cum to spill from Nami's abused loins.

Camie was there in a moment, her tongue dancing over Nami's folds as she lapped up Luffy's delicious human semen from the pirate. Nami could only moan at the feeling of the Mermaid's experienced tongue, the navigator's hands twisting through her green hair and pulling her deeper.

Camie's tail wagged and her ass swayed as she ate her friend's creampie, focusing on the salty taste unlike anything she'd had before. As a result, she was surprised when a pair of hands grabbed her thin waist, Luffy's erect and once-again expanded cock probing her lips. Camie pressed her face into Nami's thigh, moaning.

"Please, Luffy-chin! Fuck me! Make me your bitch! Fuck me like a mating-season bitch in heat! I need your hard human cock inside my tight little mermaid pussy right now or I'll go crazy! Fuck my needy cunt while I eat your wife's pussy!"

Never one to deny a friend, Luffy held her waist as he shoved his cock inside her, even the natural lubricant of her wet loins not doing much to help him force his large size inside her. Camie didn't seem to care, her screams of pleasure muffled by Nami's pussy.

Finally, Luffy bottomed out, his swollen cock head crushing Camie's womb. He didn't stop there, his hips moving to —as the girl had put it— fuck her like a mating-season bitch in heat. His body became a blur as he moved, the repeated SMACK SMACK SMACK of his pelvis hitting her ass echoing through the room. Her back arched as she moaned, thrusting her tits toward Nami.

It was Luffy who reacted, however, one of his hands moving to grab Camie by the throat. He forced her to arch back more, driving himself deeper inside her wet tunnel.

"Yeee... esssss," she gasped through the chokehold, one hand moving to her tits and the other to her clit. Both went to work stimulating her further, as much as she could control her own movements as Luffy used her like she'd asked.

Nami had the perfect viewpoint from her spot on the bed, pleasuring herself as she watched Camie slowly lose her mind from Luffy's relentless assault. Camie's scream came out more as a whimper when she came, but this was punctuated by a spray of juices that fell over Nami. She smirked, rubbing her friend's "gift" over her skin.

"Oh Luffy~!" Nami giggled, watching Camie's eyes cross. The navigator's hand replaced Camie's down by the mermaid's pussy, the replaced one going limp to swing in the air. Nami could feel her husband's cock through Camie's skin, and it was so surprisingly hot, physically and metaphorically. "Cum inside her. I wanna feel your cock pulse as you pour your cum deep into her womb."

"Nami..." Luffy groaned, but she knew he wouldn't refuse. He never could when he was on the brink of orgasm. Her lips rose to snag one of Camie's swinging tits, sucking on the nipple there, while her free hand cupped Luffy's balls and gave them a good squeeze.

That was the straw that broke the camel's back, Luffy shoving his cock as deep as it could go inside Camie's snatch before unloading. Nami could feel the heat of his cock through Camie's skin, the place where her womb was expanding as it was filled with Luffy's human seed. The mermaid could say nothing as her eyes crossed and her tongue rolled, Luffy's continuous ejaculation filling her core with fire. He let go of her throat, but the girl had no strength to hold herself up, flopping onto Nami's chest as her hips were suspended by Luffy's cock.

Camie's whole body, though her tail was the most obvious, stopped trembling after a few minutes. The mermaid just laid there, some drool coming out of her parted lips and cum leaking down her tail. Luffy only had the presence of mind to pull out and try to climb into bed.

Nami, being the only coherent one left after their activity, shifted all three of them until she and Camie were cuddling into Luffy's broad chest.

"Fuuuuuck," she moaned, already feeling the soreness setting in. "We'll have to do this again sometime."

FIN

I repeat, this lemon is NON-CANONICAL. Anyway,

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