THE NEXT MORNING...

(Lincoln is sleeping in his bed; his phone rings, waking him up.)

Lincoln: "Huh?"

(Lincoln gets his phone to see it's Clyde. He answers the phone.)

Lincoln: "Morning, Clyde."

Clyde: "Morning, Lincoln. Is Lori healed up?"

Lincoln: "Yes. She just got healed yesterday…"

Clyde: "Can I please come over after school?!"

Lincoln: (sighs) "Fine… You can..."

Clyde: "YES! See ya later!" (hangs up)

Lincoln: "Better break the news to Lori…"

(Lincoln gets out of bed and enters his oldest sister's room.)

Lori: "Hey, Lincoln. Good morning."

Lincoln: "Morning, Lori. There's something I got to tell you, and you may not like it ..."

Lori: "What?"

Lincoln: "You see…"

(It cuts to the outside of Lori's room.)

Lori: "WHAT?! That little creep's coming over here?!"

(It Cuts back to Lori's room.)

Lincoln: "It wasn't my fault! He conned me into m it!"

Lori: "Damn it, Lincoln..."

Lincoln: "Something good can come out of this…"

Lori: "Like what?"

Lincoln: "He'll stop stalking and gushing over you…"

(After Lincoln leaves the room, Lori comes up with an idea. She comes out of her room and approaches Lincoln downstairs.)

Lori: "You know what? It's fine if Clyde comes over, little bro…"

Lincoln: "It is?"

Lori: "Yeah… I gave it a little more thought… and he should come over… We'll literally have a great time..." (smiles)

Lincoln: "Okay… See ya after school, Lori…"

(Lincoln leaves the house, while Lori smiles deviously.)

Lori: "Oh, I'm gonna take good care of little Urkel…"

SIX HOURS LATER…

(Lincoln and Clyde arrive at the Loud House.)

Clyde: (excited) "Where is she? Where's Lori?"

???: (sing-songy) "Oh, boys…"

(Lincoln and Clyde glances at the top of the stairs to see Lori wearing nothing but a bathrobe.)

Clyde: "Hi, Lori!"

Lincoln: "Hey, sis…"

(Lori walks down the stairs to the boys, more particularly towards Clyde, who nosebleeds.)

Lori: (leans in close to Clyde's face) "I literally can't wait for all the fun we're gonna have…"

Clyde: "Oh, really?"

Lori: "Oh, yes… Especially with you, Clydey-cakes…" (traces fingers around Clyde's face)

Lincoln: "Don't forget about me, Lori…"

Lori: "I won't, Lincy-poo… Now, come on with me..."

(Lori picks Clyde up as she goes upstairs, with Lincoln following close behind.)

Lori: "Linky, can you be a dear and get the stuff we need for this?"

Lincoln: "Sure thing."

(Lincoln goes to Lisa's room to get three aging serums as well as three de-aging serums. He comes back.)

Lincoln: "Okay, got them."

Lori: "Good, now set them on my desk…"

Lincoln: "Wait, we're not grow ol--"

(Lori puts her hand on Lincoln's mouth.)

Lori: (whispers) "Not yet, Lincy-poo… I want to see how Clyde handles me in his kid form first..."

Lincoln: "Oh, OK…"

Lori: "Okay, Clyde, I know you got this crush on me… And I wanna know why… So, let's hear it..."

Clyde: "Well… you're just so, so pretty, Lori…"

Lori: "Aw, why thank you… So, have you ever seen a woman in the nude?"

Clyde: "No, why?"

Lori: "In that case, today's your lucky day, kiddo…"

(After Lori said that, she suntied the strap from her bathrobe and tossed it aside to reveal her whole naked body to Clyde. As a result, Clyde shoots a large stream of blood out his nose.)

Clyde: "Holy moly…"

Lori: "Like what you see?"

Clyde: "Yes, ma'am!"

(Clyde's about to rush to Lori, but she stops him.)

Lori: "Ah, ah, ah… Before you can touch me, you got to get naked too…"

Clyde: "What?!" (to Lincoln) "You're always okay with this?"

Lincoln: "Hell yeah!"

(Taking a deep breath, Clyde slowly takes his clothes off, leaving him in just his underwear.)

Lori: "Boxers have to go too, Clyde…"

Clyde: "What?"

(Clyde glances at Lincoln, but he is also naked like Lori. He sighs, as he slowly removes his boxers; he covers his crotch, blushing.)

Lori: "Don't you hide anything from me…"

(Lori removes Clyde's hands as she gapes at his erected meter.)

Lori: (gasps) "Wow. You got about the same size as Linky's…" (grips Clyde's log) "Such a huge brown stick…"

(As Lori is stroking Clyde, he is reduced to incoherent muttering from the pleasure he's getting.)

Lori: "You like that, Clyde? Cause there's more…"

(Lori gets on all fours and takes Clyde's cock into her mouth. Clyde's jaw drops that her crush is now giving him a blowjob.)

Clyde: "Best day ever!"

Lincoln: (happy) "Now do you see why Lori was excited to see you?"

Clyde: "I do! I knew I had this crush on Lori, but this is ridick!"

(Clyde yells out loud, as he cums into Lori's mouth. She pulls away while swallowing his cum.)

Lori: "You taste great, for Lincy's best friend…"

Clyde: "Thank you."

Lori: "So, you wanna touch me?"

Clyde: "Do I!"

(Clyde rubs his hands against Lori's nude body, specifically her buttcheeks and boobs.)

Clyde: "I can't believe I'm touching her Lori like this right now!"

Lincoln: (laughs) "Reminds me of the first time she and I did each other…"

Lori: "Oh, yeah… Good times…"

(Clyde feels down Lori's stomach, then sits on his knees to see her privates.)

Clyde: "So, this is what girls have between their legs?"

Lori: "Yep, it's called a vagina. But we usually call it a pussy in slang terms."

(In fascination, Clyde spreads Lori's vaginal lips, gazing inside her privates with curiosity.)

Clyde: "Whoa… This is what babies come out of?"

Lori: "Yes. I'm surprised that your dads didn't tell you about babies..."

Clyde: "I've been trying to figure out where I came from for ages… I don't even know if I even have a mom…"

Lincoln: "Yeah, aren't you adopted, buddy?"

Clyde: "I think so. That's the only explanation that makes sense…"

Lori: "Whoa… I didn't know, Clyde..."

Clyde: "Yeah, I know…"

(Lori moves away from Clyde and gets on all fours on her bed.)

Lori: "Boys, why don't you come on over here do we can get started?"

Lincoln: "It'll be…"

Clyde: "Our pleasure…"

Lori: "Clyde, you get the back of me, and Linky… You get in front…"

Lincoln: "You got it!" (to Clyde) "You ready?"

Clyde: "Ready as I'll ever be…"

(Lincoln and Clyde get on the bed; Clyde eases his dick into Lori's pussy, as Lincoln is stroking his cock in front of Lori's face. Licking her lips, Lori takes Lincoln's cock in her mouth.)

Clyde: "So, these are a girl's insides?"

(Clyde moves his log around in Lori's pussy to feel more of her. Once he does this, he cums inside her from how good it feels.)

Lori: "Oh, your first cumming. But you're not done. Thrust inside me with all of your might!"

(Clyde grips Lori's butt and starts fucking her as hard as he could while Lori is sucking Lincoln's log off.)

Lori: (in her mind) "Wow! Two logs for the price of one!"

(Lincoln cums into Lori's mouth while Clyde cums into Lori's womb.)

Lori: "Mmm… That was good… But you know what would literally make this better?"

Lincoln and Clyde: "What?"

(Lori stands up and goes to her desk, picking up the three aging serums.)

Lori: "These!"

(Lori drinks one of the serums, as she grows older in front of Lincoln and Clyde's very eyes. Clyde is the most taken aback by Lori's transformation.)

Clyde: "No way! You're even hotter than before!"

Lori: "Yeah… Here, boys. Your turn."

(Lori tosses Lincoln the other two aging serums. He drinks one of them, growing old too.)

Clyde: "Lincoln… You turned older too…"

Lincoln: "Here, pal. Join us…"

(Lincoln gives the last serum to Clyde, who glances at the vial.)

Clyde: (gulps nervously) "Welp… Bottoms up…"

(Clyde takes the serum, causing him to grow too. He grows a small black beard, gets defined muscles and abs, and has his nethers grow larger.)

Lincoln: "Wow… Not bad… You look great, buddy."

Lori: "Wow! You're a total hunk, Clyde!"

Clyde: (strokes his dick) "How's about I test this bad boy out?"

Lori: "Yeah, put that burnt log in my ass!"

Lincoln: "And I'm getting me some of that pussy…"

Lori: "Double the dick, double the trouble!"

(Lincoln and Clyde hoist Lori up by her legs and rub their cock tips against her vagina and asshole respectively.)

Lincoln: "It's time for Clincoln McCloud…"

Clyde: "To go to town!"

(Lincoln and Clyde purge their massive logs into Lori's pussy and anus respectively, making her moan out loud. The two continue to thrust into Lori's privates as she moans in joy while sticking her tongue out.)

Lori: "That's right, boys! Fuck me literally silly!"

Clyde: "That's the plan!"

(Lincoln and Clyde shares a high five as the both of them shoot their loads into Lori's privates, causing her to scream in joy.)

Lori: "That was literally amazing!"

Lincoln: "I know…"

Clyde: "Phew. That was great…" (wipes off sweat from forehead)

(Lori gets on her knees, stroking the boys' hardened dicks.)

Lori: "You like these, boys?"

Lincoln: "I do…"

Clyde: "Same here…"

(Lincoln and Clyde both cum into Lori's hands.)

Lori: "Not bad..." (motions her breasts to their faces) "Now come and get your prizes..."

(Lincoln and Clyde hold each of Lori's breasts in place, as they suck on her nipples.)

Lori: "Yeah, get that milk…"

(Lori ruffles the boys' hair, as she's breastfeeding them.)

Lori: "Drink as much as you want! You earned it!"

(Lori continues to breastfeed Lincoln and Clyde until they're done drinking her sweet milk.)

Clyde: "That was some good milk, Lori…"

(Lori gets down and sucks on Clyde's cock while stroking Lincoln's.)

Clyde: "Oh, yeah…"

(Lori switches, giving a blowjob to Lincoln and a handjob to Clyde.)

Lincoln: "I missed your mouth, sis…"

Lori: "I'm gonna suck you like a Jolly Rancher…"

(Lincoln cums into Lori's mouth while Clyde cums into her hands. Clyde's phone rings.)

Clyde: "Probably my Dads calling. Let me get that."

(Clyde answers his phone.)

Clyde: "Hello? Hi, Dad."

(Indistinct chatter is heard on the other line.)

Clyde: "I'm with Lincoln and Lori."

(Indistinct chatter is heard on the other line.)

Clyde: "Dinner is about to start? Okay, I'll be there soon." (hangs up.) "Sorry, guys, my Dads need me home."

Lincoln: "Aw, man. It was just getting fun…"

Clyde: "Wait… I can't let my dads see me like this. How do I change back?"

Lori: "It's super simple. Just drink this." (hands Clyde a de-aging serum) "Just a sip will do the trick."

(Clyde drinks the serum, reverting back to his kid self.)

Clyde: "Wow. It was that easy…"

(Clyde puts on his clothes and grabs his backpack.)

Clyde: "I gotta go, guys."

Lincoln: "Bye-bye, Clyde."

Lori: "Remember… Keep this our little secret…"

Clyde: "You got it, mamacita!" (leaves house)

Lori: (to Lincoln) "Whaddaya say we make up for lost time, little bro?"

Lincoln: "Sure thing. But we do reek. Wanna go take a bath?"

Lori: "With you? Absolutely."

(In the bathroom, Lincoln and Lori are in the bathtub, which is filled with bubbly water.)

Lincoln: "Oh, yeah… This is the life right here…"

(Lori grabs a bottle of soap and squeezes it's contents onto her breasts. She rubs her breasts on Lincoln's chest.)

Lincoln: "That feels good, Lori…"

Lori: "Let's get more comfortable, sweetie…" (presses her breasts harder)

(Lincoln hugs Lori's body tighter.)

Lincoln: "My log's the dirtiest part. Can you get it for me?"

(Lori nods, as she wraps her breasts around Lincoln's dick and titfucks him.)

Lincoln: "Yeah, clean my log, big sis…"

(Lori sucks on the tip of Lincoln's cock, then licks inside his urethra.)

Lori: "Whether clean or dirty, this meat is delicious…"

(Lincoln cums on Lori's face as she slurps it up.)

Lori: "You never taste bad, Lincy…" (kisses the tip of Lincoln's log)

???: "Is there room in that tub for one more?"

(Lincoln and Lori look over in confusion to see their mother in a pink bathrobe.)

Lori: (dismayed) What are you, of all people, doing here?"

Rita: "You kids aren't the only ones that bathe in here."

Lori: "Yeah, we know…"

Rita: "I want in."

(Rita discards her bathrobe, as she gets in the tub with Lincoln and Lori. She then grips Lincoln's cock.)

Rita: (licks her lips) "Mind if I have a taste, sweetie?"

Lori: "Fine, but make it quick. I had him first."

(Rita then sucks Lincoln off while an annoyed Lori looks on. Glancing at Rita's rear, Lori gets a mischievous thought.)

Lori: (in her mind) "It's time I make you feel the pain me and Leni suffered, Mom…"

(Lincoln cums into Rita's mouth, as she gulps it all down.)

Rita: "Great job, sweetie…" (to Lori) "You want a turn, Lori?" (confused) "Lori?"

(Lori didn't say anything, as she plunged her arm into Rita's vagina.)

Rita: (screams) "Lori Loud, what the hell are you doing?!"

Lori: "Getting payback, Mom…"

(Lori thrusts her arm further, causing Rita to scream in pain. Her scream can be heard from downstairs by Lynn Sr.)

Lynn Sr.: (worried) "Honey, are you OK?!"

(Lynn Sr. runs upstairs to find where the screaming is coming from. He hears Rita's screams yet again.)

Lincoln: (in the bathroom) "Lori, stop! She's had enough!"

Lori: (in the bathroom) "I'll tell you when I've had enough!"

(Lynn Sr. hears the voices coming from the bathroom and opens it.)

Lynn Sr.: "Honey?!"

Rita: (weakly) "Help me…"

Lynn Sr.: "Lori, what are you doing?!"

Lori: "Giving Mom a taste of her own medicine."

Rita: "Make her stop!"

(Lynn Sr. grabs hold of Lori, making her pull her arm out of Rita, and drags her out of the water.)

Lynn Sr.: "Geez, what's gotten into you, girl?"

Lori: "She needs to be taught a lesson for damaging me and Leni's vaginas with your eggplants!"

Rita: "Look, I've said sorry to you a bunch of times, Lori."

Lincoln: (gets out) "And you're healed by Lisa, too. Speaking of which…" (calls out) "LISA!"

(Lisa hurriedly enters the bathroom.)

Lisa: "What's going on, Lincoln?"

Lincoln: "You still got that healing ointment?"

Lisa: "Yes."

Lincoln: "Mom needs it."

(Lisa goes to her room and comes back with a small jar.)

Lisa: "Just a rub will do the trick."

(Lincoln takes some ointment and rubs some of it on Rita's pussy, healing it.)

Lincoln: "There we go. All good, Mom."

Rita: "Thanks, Lincoln…" (to Lynn Sr.; half-lidded) "How about you discipline Lori over here the same way you did me?"

Lynn Sr.: "Sure…" (to Lori) "Come with me…"

(Lynn Sr. takes Lori by her arm, as they go downstairs with Rita following suit.)

Lincoln: "Well, I guess it's a solo bath for me now…"

(As Lincoln continues to bathe, Lori is brought into her parents' room.)

Rita: "Okay, slut, you're getting punished…"

Lori: (chuckles nervously) "Too late to say sorry?"

Rita: "Yes."

(Rita pushes Lori onto the bed on her stomach as she pulls out a paddle.)

Lori: "Is that a paddle?"

Rita: "Yep."

(Without any hesitation, Rita uses the paddle to spank Lori's butt. At first, Lori lets out a couple yelps after each hit to her bottom. However, she starts taking a liking to it.)

Lori: (aroused) "Oh, yeah… I've been a bad girl..."

Rita: "You like getting spanked too?"

Lori: "Yeah, spank me, Mommy!"

(Rita uses the paddle and spanks Lori harder, to her joy. Lori's scream can be heard from upstairs.)

Lincoln: (annoyed) "Bathing alone isn't as fun as I planned..."

(Lincoln gets out of the tub and drys himself off. He shivers.)

Lincoln: "It's really cold up here. I need to find somewhere warm…"