(Rita takes out ten sticky notes each and gives them to her daughters.)

Rita: "Each of you draw a number, but don't show each other your numbers. Plus, write your name on it with your number."

(One by one, the girls each write a number and give it to Rita.)

Rita: "Okay, now let's reveal the sequence."

(Rita sets the cards on the table and shuffles them.)

Rita: "Alright… The highest number is… 1,256,000,000 from Lisa."

Lola: (baffled) "SAY WHAT?!"

Lana: "Oh, you cheater! You wrote down a very high number to prevent us from beating you!"

Lisa: "Mother didn't say anything about numerical limits, so I took a chance. So, I've procured the first spot with Lincoln."

Lynn: "Son of a bitch!" (to Rita) "What's the rest of the order?"

Rita: "Next is 80,085 from Luan."

Luan: "Ha ha!"

Rita: "Next is 8,002 from Lucy."

Lucy: "Great."

Rita: "5,614 from Lori."

Lori: "Woo-hoo!"

Lola: (laughs) "I bet Leni chose a tiny number."

Rita: "Actually, Leni choosed 3,000."

Leni: "Yay! In the top 5!"

Rita: "2,016 from Lola."

Lola: "I'm at the top of the bottom 5... Damn it."

Rita: "Lily wrote down 999."

Lily: "I didn't know there were numbers bigger than that."

Rita: "Luna's got 420."

Luna: "Major bummer…"

Lynn: "Who's higher, me or Lana?"

Rita: "Well, Lynn, it's you."

Lynn: "Yeah! Wait, what?"

Rita: "Your number is only 309. Which is rather low."

(Some of the sisters laugh at Lynn's low number.)

Lana: (gasps) "If Lynn's number is higher, then that means…!"

Rita: "Indeed, Lana. You are at the bottom with a meager 97."

Lana: (kicks the floor) "Damn it…" (furious) "GODDAMMIT!"

Lola: "Haha! Suck it, Lana!"

Lana: "Fucking shit…"

Rita: "So the order is Lisa, Luan, Lucy, Lori, Leni, Lola, Lily, Luna, Lynn, and Lana."

Lana: (to Lori; incensed) "This is all your fault! You're the one who selfishly asked Lincoln on who he loves the most, and got him nervous! And thanks to this rigged game, I'm 10th from the bottom!"

Lori: (angered) "What about you?! What do you do besides spending most of your time dirtying everything up?! Including Lincoln's log!"

Rita: "Enough now! The order has been decided. Lisa, get ready for your day with Lincoln."

Lisa: "Gladly, mother…"

Rita: "For the rest of you, no one interferes or joins in on anyone's day with Lincoln. In the meantime, you can do it with your father."

Luna: "Fair enough. At least we still have something fun to do."

Rita: "Lincoln, come down here!"

(Lincoln, still in his adult form, comes downstairs.)

Lincoln: "What is it?"

(It cuts to the outside of the house.)

Lincoln: "WHAT?!"

Rita: "And that's everything, sweetie. So, you'll be spending time with Lisa."

Lisa: "Yes, you'll be with me."

Lincoln: "So, where should we go?"

Lisa: "I have somewhere in mind…" (makes large grin)

Lincoln: "So, it'll be a surprise in town?"

Lisa: "Yeah! Let's get ready!"

(Lisa excitedly takes Lincoln's hand as they go upstairs and gets ready for their love-making day.)

Lana: "Bottom ranked. Pfft."

Lucy: "It was your fault you chose a small number."

(Lana plops down on the couch and pouts.)

Leni: "If you want, you can have Dad first."

Lana: "Wow, thanks girls. You're in, Dad?"

Lynn Sr.: "Hell yeah."

(Lynn Sr. unbuckles his pants to show his massive log.)

Lana: "I won't disappoint, Pops!"

(Lana crawls towards Lynn Sr. and grips his sick's base, as she sucks on his tip while sitting on her knees.)

Lynn Sr.: "Yeah, that's a good girl… But let's do it without the hands."

(Lana takes her hands off Lynn Sr. and gets on all fours, as he pushes the rest of his cock down her throat.)

Lynn Sr.: "There you go, mutt… Suck on the big dog's meat."

(Meanwhile, Lincoln gets dressed in his adult clothes, as he combs his hair.)

Lincoln: "A little from the front… And done!"

(Lincoln comes out of his room to wait on Lisa.)

Lisa: "I'm ready!"

(Lisa comes out of her room. She's wearing a green turtleneck sweater, a burgundy skirt, and brown shoes, completed with a white lab coat over her turtleneck.)

Lisa: "So, what do you think of my attire?"

Lincoln: "Pretty sciency, sister."

Lisa: "Precisely what I was going for."

Lincoln: "Let's do some chemistry…"

(Lisa laughs happily as she takes Lincoln's hand as they head out of the house.)

Lynn Sr.: "Stay safe out there, you two…"

Lisa: "We will!"

(As Lincoln and Lisa, Lynn Sr. cums into Lana's mouth, who drinks each load pumped.)

Lana: "Nice cement, Dad…"

(Lynn Sr. sits on the couch and beckons for Lana to come on over. She does so, as she sees him stroking his cock.)

Lynn Sr.: "Turn around and spread that ass, sweetie…"

(Lana does as Lynn Sr. says and shows her ass to her father.)

Lynn Sr.: "That's the ticket…"

(Lynn Sr. leans forward and grips Lana's butt, as he licks her pussy and asshole, much to her moaning delight.)

Lynn Sr.: (pulls away) "Now, sink that pussy on this rod."

Lana: "It'll be my command."

(Lana squats down on Lynn Sr's cock, taking it into her pussy.)

Lynn Sr.: "Now hold still just like that and take all of this meat…"

(Lynn Sr. thrusts into Lana's pussy as she takes her father's massive log. He reaches up to her chests and gropes her breasts.)

Lynn Sr.: "I never knew my girls had such huge racks."

Lana: "Thank Lisa for my amazing bod."

Lynn Sr.: "I wonder how she and Lincoln are doing."

(As Lynn Sr. said that, it cuts to Lincoln and Lisa walking through town, holding hands.)

Lincoln: "So, where do you wanna go, Lis? A movie? A museum?"

Lisa: "There."

(Lisa stops and points to a nearby planetarium.)

Lincoln: "The planetarium?"

Lisa: "Affirmative. I want to do some more astronomical studies."

Lincoln: "And you need my assistance?"

Lisa: "Of course. I need someone who knows about space."

(Lisa takes Lincoln's hand, as they rush into the planetarium. Inside, the two are met with large models of various planets in the solar system.)

Lincoln: "Wow. Such large planets."

Lisa: "These are just the displays. Wait until you see the show here."

Lincoln: "Okie-dokie."

(After waiting in line, the two Louds take their seats in the middle row of a theater.)

Lincoln: "This looks promising."

Lisa: "Prepare for an intellectual journey into space, Lincoln."

(The lights begin to dim down, as everyone puts on their 3D glasses.)

Lisa: "Here we go!"

Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen… Prepare yourselves for an interstellar journey across the universe!"

(The theater screen showcases the planet Earth, then zooms out to show the rest of the solar system. It then zooms out further to show the Milky Way Galaxy.)

Lincoln: "So pretty..."

Lisa: "Sights don't just stop there…"

(The screen zooms back in to show the moon and its craters.)

Announcer: "As you see, back in 1969, Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were the first two men to step on the moon."

Lisa: (to Lincoln) "Some believe it was staged in a Hollywood movie studio."

Lincoln: "You don't say..."

(The screen cuts to a shot of Mars and the Mars Rover.)

Announcer: "Here we have the Mars Rover made by NASA on Mars. It can show features and discoveries on the planet that has never been seen before…"

Lincoln: "I bet there's other life forms over there."

Lisa: "I sincerely doubt it."

Lincoln: "They're probably hiding from plain sight."

Lisa: "I'll explain later."

(The screen shows Uranus.)

Announcer: "Here we have our 7th planet from the Solar System, Uranus."

Lincoln: (chuckles)

Lisa: (rolls her eyes) "Oh, grow up, will you?"

Announcer: "Uranus holds one of the largest diameters and masses out of the rest of the planets."

Lisa: "Plus, it's really, really cold there, Lincoln."

Lincoln: (snickers) "Same could be said about yours…"

Lisa: "Shut up…"

(The screen then shows Jupiter and its red spot.)

Announcer: "The largest of the nine planets is Jupiter, and the biggest of the gas planets."

Lisa: "And your gas is big, Lincoln…" (laughs)

Lincoln: "Hey."

(It cuts to the end of the light show.)

Lisa: "Whaddaya say, dear? Anything up there piques your interest?"

Lincoln: "Hmm… Wanna grab a bite to eat?"

Lisa: "Sure, but let's dine elsewhere. This place charges too much."

Lincoln: "I see. They actually charge $15 for a pretzel."

Lisa: "Let's get something from the gift shop first before we go."

(It cuts to Lincoln and Lisa exiting the planetarium with bags in their hands.)

Lincoln: "I can't believe this sale was out of this world!"

Lisa: "Ugh… That was Luan's level of atrocious humor."

Lincoln: "She might be rubbing off on me. Anyway, let's get some food."

(The two walk away from the planetarium and eventually come across an Italian restaurant.)

Lincoln: "Oh, want some spaghetti?"

Lisa: "Certo, mio caro fratello." [Translation = Sure, my dear brother.]

Lincoln: "Whatever that means, taking it as a yes."

Lisa: "I speak fluent Italian, my dear brother."

Lincoln: "Enough flexing, Lis."

(Lisa and Lincoln head inside the restaurant to meet with the waiter.)

Waitress: "Welcome to Italiannies, signore e signora." [Translation = Sir and madam.]

Lisa: "Due per favore." [Translation = Two please.]

Waitress: "Right this way, please."

(Lincoln and Lisa are seated in one of the two-seated booths.)

Lisa: "This place is pretty chic. Wouldn't you agree?"

Lincoln: "Uh huh."

Waitress: "Here are some breadsticks. Can I start you off with some drinks?"

Lincoln: "What do you have?"

Waitress: "We have teas, lemonades, and water."

Lisa: "I'll have strawberry lemonade, please."

Lincoln: "Me too."

Waitress: "Two strawberry lemonades, coming right up."

(The waitress leaves to get Lisa and Lincoln's drinks.)

Lincoln: "You know, I'm actually having a pretty great time, Lisa."

(Lincoln kisses Lisa on the cheek.)

Lisa: "Thanks, I'm having a great time too, Lincoln." (eats a breadstick)

Lincoln: "You're really cute like this. Not like a little sister, but like a girlfriend."

Lisa: (blushes) "Aw, thanks, Lincoln. And you do look cute as a boyfriend."

Lincoln: "Thank you, Lisa."

Waitress: "Here are your drinks." (gives them their drinks.) "Now, what do you want to eat?"

Lisa: "Spaghetti, please, good sir."

Lincoln: "Same here. And make sure they're meatballs on both too."

Waitress: "Certainly. I'll be back with your order."

(As the waitress leaves, Lisa stares at Lincoln lovingly.)

Lisa: "Although, those are not the only meatballs I'll be enjoying tonight..." (licks her lips)

(Lisa reaches her hands underneath the booth to clamp on Lincoln's nethers.)

Lincoln: (chuckles) "Not here, Lisa…

Lisa: "Okay, I'll withdraw." (removes hand)

Lincoln: "I bet Dad got his hands full with Mom and the others."

Lisa: "Yep."

Waitress: "Okay, here is your spaghetti and meatballs."

(The waitress places two spaghetti plates near Lincoln and Lisa.)

Lincoln: "Looks delicious!"

Lisa: "Let's eat."

(Lisa and Lincoln begin to eat their spaghetti and meatball dinner.)

Lincoln: "This is so good! The breadsticks are so fresh!"

Lisa: "And the meatballs are so tender and juicy…"

Lincoln: "Can't forget about that sauce. Seals the whole deal."

(Lincoln slurps on one of the noodles from his plate and Lisa slurps a noodle from hers. As they slurp their noodles, their lips meet with a kiss. Shocked, Lincoln pulls away.)

Lisa: (half-lidded) "Why stop?"

(Now getting it, Lincoln kisses Lisa back as they share a kiss.)

Lisa: "I love you."

Lincoln: "I love you too."

(The two finish their spaghetti dinner, as the waitress comes with the check.)

Waitress: "Did you guys have a great time?"

Lisa: "We did. We had a great time."

(Lincoln laughs)

Waitress: "Here's the check."

Lisa: "Grazie." [Translation = Thank you]

Waitress: "You're welcome."

(Lincoln is about to pay the waitress, but Lisa stops her.)

Lisa: "Ah, ah, ah. I'll pay for dinner."

Lincoln: "It's alright. I'll take care of it. How high could the cost be?"

(Lisa takes the check and examines it.)

Lisa: "You sure? Because the total's pretty high."

(Lisa hands Lincoln the check and his eyes widen.)

Lincoln: "Never mind. You can take care of it."

(Lisa takes some money from her purse and pays the waitress.)

Waitress: "Thank you, and thanks for choosing Italiannies."

Lisa: "No problem." (to Lincoln) "Shall we?"

Lincoln: "Let's."

(Lincoln and Lisa head out the restaurant, holding hands, as they start to go home.)

Lisa: "It's been quite the fantastic day with you, Lincoln."

Lincoln: "Thanks, it was fun."

Lisa: "And since we're home, now the real fun can begin." (giggles happily)

(The two enter the Loud house and see the rest of their family watching TV together.)

Leni: "Hey, guys!"

Lucy: "How was your date?"

Lisa: "It was out of this world…" (laughs; kisses Lincoln on the cheek)

Lincoln: "It was fantastic. We got some Italian food after we went to a planetarium."

Lynn: "Typical Lisa..." (scoffs)

Lisa: "Anyway, me and Lincoln here have to end this day with a big bang."

Lincoln: (laughs; pauses) "Wait, wasn't that theory declared false?"

Lisa: "Yes. Now onwards!"

(Lisa racewalks upstairs, dragging Lincoln along.)

Lincoln: "Slow down, sis!"

Lisa: "Let's do it in my room!"

(The two enter Lisa and Lily's room, as Lisa closes the door behind her.)

Lincoln: "What fun, yet weird experiment you got cooked up now?"

Lisa: "Well, my elder brother, I've been currently conducting other vials."

Lincoln: "Which do what?"

Lisa: "Not telling you until you drink it."

(Lisa opens a drawer in her nightstand and pulls out two vials, one with green fluid and the other orange.)

Lisa: "Before we take these, let's strip first."

Lincoln: "You don't have to tell me twice."

(Lisa and Lincoln take off their clothes until they're both naked.)

Lisa: "Green vial is for me, and the orange vial is for you, sweetie."

(Lincoln sits on Lisa's bed while she sits on Lincoln's lap. The two pull the cap off their respective vials and drink them.)

Lincoln: "What do these do, Lisa?"

Lisa: "You'll see in a moment, honey…"

(Lincoln's body begins to shake crazily, as his nipples and member instantly become erect. Lisa's body begins to shake too, as her nipples and clitoris become hard.)

Lincoln: "Lisa, my body is getting stiff!"

Lisa: "It's working!"

(Now, their privates are shooting cum like crazy with Lisa's breasts shooting milk from her nipples.)

Lincoln: (groans) "So much is coming out!"

Lisa: "Indeed! I need the cum for my experiments!"

(The two silbing's privates stop shooting semen and milk, but they're still erect.)

Lincoln: "What now?"

(Lisa didn't say anything but tackles Lincoln on the bed and cuddles with him. Their bodies turn to a slightly darker hue color.)

Lincoln: "My body… It's getting warm… No, it's hot!"

Lisa: "Me too! The only way to appease it is to make glorious love!"

Lincoln: "You wanna do some scissoring?"

Lisa: "Scissoring? Absolutely!"

Lincoln: "Let's do this! But, five more minutes of cuddling."

Lisa: "OK… Feel free to play around with my bosom…"

Lincoln: "Feel all around my cock whenever you want…"

(Lincoln gropes on Lisa's breasts, as she plays with his penis; he uses his thumbs and tickles her nipples, as she gives him a handjob.)

Lincoln: (daydreams) "Oh, yeah… Stroke all that jizz out!"

(Lisa strokes Lincoln's log even faster, getting the semen out. Lincoln gets a naughty idea, he uses one of his knees and grinds it around Lisa's pussy.)

Lisa: (laughs) "Lincoln, stop it! It tickles!"

Lincoln: "I'm gonna make you squirt with just my knee…" (smiles mischievously)

(Lincoln moves his knees faster around Lisa's pussy, making her squeal and squirt. She uses one of her feet and rubs Lincoln's log with it.)

Lisa: "Don't mind me… Just returning the favor…" (giggling)

(Lisa continues until Lincoln cums from his log.)

Lincoln: (laughs) "You want me to put it in?"

Lisa: "I've been waiting all day to have your famous Lincoln log!"

(Lincoln turns Lisa to her side, so he's facing her back as he lies down too. He lifts Lisa's right leg up and pushes his meat into her pussy.)

Lisa: "Ah, yeah! Pound this sopping wet pussy!"

(Lincoln sits up and lifts Lisa's leg at a 90-degree angle as he goes faster and deeper, much to her glee.)

Lincoln: "Yeah, take this hungry log, sis!"

Lisa: "Yeah, yeah! Pound me in the name of science!"

(Lincoln turns Lisa on her back, then lifts both her legs in the air, as he continues to ravage her.)

Lincoln: "Lisa, that serum keeps shooting while inside you! You wanna keep going?!"

Lisa: "Of course, Lincoln!"

(Lincoln goes even faster into her pussy, as she squeals in joy; he climaxes, his cum filling up Lisa's innards.).

Lisa: (panting) "Wow, that was an amazing fuck."

Lincoln: "So, Lisa, have you got that serum that recovers stamina?"

Lisa: "Yeah, I got it right here."

(Lisa reaches for a cerulean vial on her nightstand and gives it to Lincoln.)

Lisa: "After you drink that, I want a taste of your fanciful libido. Including that wonderful assshole."

Lincoln: "It's a deal. And I want to taste that pussy after you drink it too."

(Lisa feeds Lincoln the vial's contents, as she drinks some herself. The two's bodies shine blue for a minute and they become energized.)

Lincoln: "I'm not tired anymore."

Lisa: "Good. Me neither. Now, rotate and bend downwards."

(Lincoln pulls out of Lisa and shows his butt off to her.)

Lincoln: "Is this what you wanted?"

Lisa: (grabs Lincoln's butt) "Hell yeah!"

(Lisa licks around Lincoln's asshole as she gropes his dick and balls.)

Lisa: "I never knew that your ass is so soft…"

Lincoln: "Yeah, now suck on my cock!"

(Lincoln stands up, as Lisa squats down and sucks on Lincoln's cock all the way.)

Lincoln: "How's it taste, girl?"

Lisa: "Like a sausage filled with custard… An unexpectedly delicious combination."

(Lincoln laughs.)

Lisa: "Plus, it's got two nice and huge walnuts beneath it."

(Lisa lifts Lincoln's cock up with her hand and strokes it, as she licks his balls and suckles on them.)

Lincoln: "Oh, yeah, Suck on those nuts, baby…"

Lisa: "Please shoot all your custard down my esophagus, brother!"

(Lisa shoves Lincoln's length back into her mouth, as he thrusts into her throat.)

Lincoln: (moans) "Drink it up!"

(Lisa grips Lincoln's legs and slurps down all of his cum, swallowing it. She removes her mouth from Lincoln's nectar rod.)

Lisa: "Tasty! Now, it's your turn to eat me out!"

Lincoln: "Actually, could we 69?"

Lisa: "Even better!"

(Lincoln lies on the bed on his back, with Lisa hovering over him. She lowers her pussy onto Lincoln's mouth, as he slowly licks it.)

Lisa: "How does my pussy taste?"

Lincoln: "Like ice cream with a warm white caramel…"

Lisa: "Glad to hear… As for me, I'm once again partaking of your popsicle."

(Lincoln licks around Lisa's pussy while she sucks on Lincoln's cock. Their body heat increases, as they fondle with each other's privates.)

Lincoln: "I'm close, Lisa!"

Lisa: "Give it your all!"

(Lincoln cums into Lisa's throat while she cums into Lincoln's mouth, both swallowing each other's hot most semen.)

Lisa: "That was great cream… Time for one more pussy pounding, Lincoln!"

Lincoln: "Let's get this party started!"

(Lisa turns around and puts her pussy back into his log. She removes her glasses and puts them on her nightstand, as she rides her brother cowgirl style.)

Lincoln: "Yeah, yeah! Ride my cock, Lis!"

Lisa: "I'm planning to do that all night, Lincoln!"

(Lisa leans down and kisses Lincoln while fucking him. He hugs her, as he thrusts into her.)

Lisa: "Yeah!" (moans) "Pound me deep! Squeeze my breasts!"

(Lincoln squeezes Lisa's breasts tightly as he ravages her pussy. He moves his log around to let Lisa feel more around him.)

Lisa: "Oh yeah…" (daydreams)

(Lincoln holds Lisa's hips down, as he bursts inside of her. He pulls Lisa's legs down, making her take Lincoln's cock even deeper. Some cum leaks out of her, as she squeals loudly.)

Lisa: "I love it when you do that…" (traces hand across Lincoln's chest)

Lincoln: "Thanks, Lisa. I love you."

Lisa: "I love you too, Lincoln."

(The two share a deep, passionate kiss, as Lisa cuddles beside Lincoln. She switches her lamp off, as their body heat increases again.)

Lisa: "Good night, Lincoln."

Lincoln: "Good night, Lisa."

(The two drift to sleep together. Unbeknownst to them, the other sisters were watching them from outside the room.)

Leni: "Wow. It was totes so hot."

Lola: "Don't warm up to them. Just remember after he does all of us, he's gotta choose who he loves the most."

Luan: "We know. But tomorrow, it's my time to shine."

Lucy: "What are you gonna do? Prank him the whole time?"

Luan: "Course not, that'll just turn him off me. What I'm gonna do is turn him on me..."

Lola: "Oh, seduction… I love your style!"

Luan: "But that'll have to wait for now… Good night, girls." (goes to her bedroom)

Lori: "Let's all head to bed too."