THE NEXT MORNING…

(In Lisa and Lily's room, Lincoln and Lisa are slumbering with each other in their loving arms. Suddenly, the alarm clock goes off, waking the two.)

Lincoln: (groans) "Morning already?"

Lisa: (gasps) "We have school today!"

Lincoln: "Wait, what?!"

Lisa: "Crap! Let's get young and dressed!"

(Lisa and Lincoln quickly drink down two de-aging vials, turning them back into kids. Lincoln goes into his room and get dressed.)

Lisa: "Siblings, we have school today!"

Siblings: "SCHOOL?!"

(The siblings hurriedly revert back to their old forms and quickly get ready for school. Fifteen minutes later, the siblings all got dressed, as they headed to Vanzilla. Lori drives fastly to Royal Woods Elementary School where Lincoln, Lana, Lisa, Lucy, and Lola all got out.)

Lincoln: "Thanks guys!"

Luan: "Hey, Linc! Here!" (gives Lincoln a brown bag) "Your lunch. Put something special in it, just for you."

Lincoln: (takes the bag) "Thanks, Luan!"

(As the van drives off, Luan sticks her head out one of the windows.)

Luan: (in the distance) "And don't forget our day ouuuuuuuuttttt!"

(The siblings run into the school and to their respective classes.)

Lincoln: "Phew. Made it."

TWO HOURS LATER…

(At lunchtime, Lincoln is sitting with his friends, his lunch bag in hand.)

Clyde: "S'up, buddy?"

Lincoln: "I had a blast this weekend with Lisa and my other sisters. Ah, it was amazing."

Clyde: "That's awesome. What do you got for lunch?"

Lincoln: "Beats me. Luan made it for me. Gonna see what I have."

(Lincoln looks inside his lunch bag to find two PB&J sandwiches, an orange, a carton of chocolate milk, a few sugar cookies, and a bag of chips. He also finds a note. He takes it out and reads it mentally.)

Luan: (voice in Lincoln's head) "Hey, little brother, here is a special lunch made by yours truly. Hope you're ready for launch. (laughs) Get it? Love, Luan."

Lincoln: "Aw, thanks, Luan."

(Lincoln digs into his meal, as he savors the bite from his first sandwich.)

Lincoln: "So good…"

(Lincoln flips the note over and sees more writing.)

Luan: (voice in Lincoln's head) "Oh, and I can't wait for the day I got planned for you. It'll be a very pun day…" (laughs) Get it?"

Lincoln: "I've heard worse jokes from her…"

Liam: "So, Lincoln, wanna trade?"

Lincoln: "Nope! Sorry, this lunch is off limits from trades."

Rusty: "Aw, man."

Zach: "I waiver you my pudding cup for your cheese stick, Ruster."

Rusty: "Deal."

(Soon, everyone at the table finishes their food.)

Lincoln: "Hope Luan's day is going great too…"

(At Royal Woods High School, Luan is at her locker, she opens it and a slip of paper falls on her feet.)

Luan: "What's this?" (opens it) "A note from Lincoln?"

Lincoln: (voice in Luan's head) "Hey, baby. I want to say thanks for the lunch, and I can't wait for the day we're gonna have. Love, Lincoln."

Luan: "Aw, so sweet. Although, I wish he threw some kind of pun in there."

(Luan sees an arrow on the bottom of the note saying "Turn Me Over". Luan heeds this direction, and sees more writing.)

Lincoln: (voice in Luan's head) "P.S. I hope we get to screw around in bed tonight…"

Luan: "Ha-ha! There it is!"

(Luan gleefully shuts her locker as she puts the note in her pocket; she heads off to her last class of the day.)

Luan: (happy) "Just you wait, dear Lincoln.. We're gonna have a blast…" (giggles)

(Later that afternoon, the Loud siblings are riding home in Vanzilla after school ends.)

Luan: (to Lincoln) "You're really gonna love what I got planned for our date…"

Lincoln: "I'm excited for this… Especially with grown up bodies."

(Lori pulls the van up towards the house.)

Luan: "Better keep up, Linc…"

(Luan hops out the van and runs into the house, with Lincoln close behind.)

Lincoln: "Slow down, sis. Slow down."

Luan: "Don't be a tortoise, or you won't be able to fuck me like a hare."

Lincoln: "I know!"

(Lincoln and Luan go into Lisa's room and take two aging vials. They gather their adult clothes and meet in Lincoln's room to change both their form and their attire.)

Lincoln: "So, sis, what do you got planned?"

Luan: "It's a surprise..."

(Luan ties a blindfold around Lincoln's head, covering his eyes.)

Luan: "Just follow the sultry sound of my voice, Linky…"

Lincoln: "Whatever you say…"

(Luan and Lincoln, now dressed and in adult forms, leave the house with a blind Lincoln following Luan. Soon, the two make it to their secret destination.)

Luan: "And we're here! You can take the blindfold off now."

(Lincoln removes his blindfold, allowing him to see an amusement park.)

Lincoln: "Dairyland… But why?"

Luan: "Cause we're around a place that has a lot of milk… Including these…" (shakes her breasts at Lincoln; giggles) "Like what I'm wearing?"

(Luan is wearing a white buttoned-up shirt, brown slacks, and yellow slip on shoes.)

Lincoln: "Oh yeah, baby…"

Luan: "C'mon, let's get our dairy on…" (takes Lincoln's hand)

(The duo enter the amusement park and marvel at the available attractions.)

Lincoln: "For a dairy based amusement park, this is pretty fun. Let's moo-ve."

Luan: (laughs) "Good one! Let's go to the spinning teacups!"

(Luan and Lincoln both go to a line for the teacups.)

Luan: "Hopefully, these won't make me as ditzy as Leni when she gets off one of those."

Lincoln: "Trust me. She got so dizzy and/or ditzy that she was in the clinic for 4 days."

Luan: "Just couldn't handle spin to win, I guess."

Lincoln: "Yep! Let's do this!"

(Lincoln and Luan go into one of the teacups, as the ride starts.)

Lincoln: "Think you can handle this baby?" (raises eyebrow)

Luan: "I'm sure I can."

Lincoln: "Alrighty, then. Here we go!"

(Lincoln and Luan grip the center wheel and quickly spin it to the right.)

Luan: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

Lincoln: (laughs) "This is fun!"

Luan: "Let's go faster!"

(Luan spins the wheel, increasing the teacup's rotational rate. Lincoln holds onto his seat for dear life, as the teacup's spinning too fast for his comfort.)

Lincoln: (trembling) "L-L-Luuuuuaaaaaaan!"

Luan: (laughs) "Spinning too much, bro?!"

(Lincoln is about to vomit, but he holds it down. Luan holds the wheel, making the teacup stop spinning. After the two exit the ride, Lincoln, extremely dizzy, falls on the floor while his pupils are spinning around his eyes.)

Lincoln: "It was spinning, it was spinning…"

Luan: (squats down) "You OK, Lincoln?"

Lincoln: "I'm fine… I just need a bathroom…"

Luan: "Okay, come with me!"

(Luan pulls Lincoln up and supports him, as they walk away from the teacups. She spots a nearby unisex bathroom stall.)

Luan: "Ah, don't worry, little bro. I will help you out."

(Luan takes Lincoln to the bathroom stall where there is nobody in here.)

Lincoln: "How come you're coming in the bathroom with me?"

Luan: "You know I can't resist that amazing log of yours… And what better place to have it than somewhere private for both genders?"

Lincoln: "You… Are one freaky woman…" (laughs) "But let me barf first."

Luan: "Sure thing."

(Lincoln turns around and vomits into the toilet while Luan smiles naughtily.)

Luan: "Maybe I should give him a drink early…"

(As Lincoln finishes vomiting in the toilet, he hears the stall door closed and locked. He turns around to find Luan naked as she sets her clothes on top of the toilet.)

Lincoln: (gasps) "Sis, what are you-?!"

Luan: (puts her finger on Lincoln's mouth) "Shh… Let your big sis do all the work…"

Lincoln: "This is bad! Are you trying to get us kicked out?!"

(Luan sets Lincoln on the toilet seat, as she unbuckles his pants and underwear to reveal his cock. She gleefully stares at it, as she grips it tightly.)

Luan: "Oh, relax. As long as we keep quiet, no one'll suspect a thing."

Lincoln: "Fine, but make it quick."

Luan: "Lucky for you, I know a thing or two about churning butter…"

(Luan grips Lincoln's cock, rubbing it up and down, as Lincoln rolls his eyes back.)

Luan: "And this is a personal technique I use to get the butter out if it's stuck in the churner…"

(Luan licks Lincoln's tip and then takes his cock into her mouth. Lincoln tries not to moan to attract any attention.)

Lincoln: "Damn, Luan… You're amazing at giving head…"

Luan: (pulls away) "Thanks, Lincoln…" (sucks on his cock again)

(As Lincoln daydreams, he looks up to see a bottle of baby powder near Luan's clothes.)

Lincoln: "What's with the baby powder?"

Luan: "That I'll explain later…"

(Lincoln shoots his load into Luan's throat as she slurps it up.)

Luan: "Your load is always the best…"

(Luan wraps her breasts around Lincoln's dick and titfucks him. Lincoln is about to moan, but Luan shuts his mouth.)

Lincoln: "Thanks, Luan."

Luan: "No problem…"

(Luan continues to titfuck Lincoln until he cums on her bosom.)

Luan: "How about some early milk? We're here at Dairyland after all..."

(Luan scoops away the cum on her chest and licks it off her fingers. She stands up and holds her left breast near Lincoln's face.)

Luan: "You know what to do…"

(Lincoln nods as he sucks on Luan's nipple to siphon her milk.)

Lincoln: "Mmm… Nice whole milk…"

Luan: (ruffles Lincoln's hair) "Good boy… Drink as much as you want…"

(Lincoln continues to drink Luan's milk to her joy. He moves on to Luan's right nipple while he plays with Luan's left breast.)

Luan: "Good job, my brother… Now I need your load inside me."

(Luan straddles Lincoln and sinks her pussy down on his cock. Gripping his shoulders, she leans in to lock lips with him.)

Luan: "Let's not make too much noise while I bang you…"

(The two kiss each other in order to make their sexual moans quieter. Lincoln plays with Luan's breasts, as she feels up his pecs.)

Luan: "What great muscles you have… Must be from all those doses of fresh milk…"

Lincoln: "Half-true, sis. Lisa's serum gave me these muscles too."

Luan: "I wouldn't have this much milk for you if it weren't for that either. Now, we can live out our sexual fantasies."

(Luan and Lincoln kiss each other as the latter shoots his load into the former, with Luan cumming inside too.)

Luan: "That was great… Now let's enjoy the rest of the amusement park."

(As Luan says that, a woman is heard whistling outside of the stall.)

Luan: "Aw, shit! Someone's coming!"

(As Luan and Lincoln grab their clothes, they put them back on and hurriedly unlock the stall door as they run out of the bathroom past the woman.)

Woman: "What was that about?"

(The two Loud siblings are seen hiding behind a cut-out of Tippy the Cow, until the woman goes into the bathroom.)

Lincoln: "That was way too close."

Luan: "Agreed. But it was such a thrill, wasn't it?"

Lincoln: "It was. Oh yeah, thanks for the lunch earlier."

Luan: "And thanks for the note." (kisses Lincoln's cheek) "Now, you wanna get some chocolate milk flavored funnel cake?"

Lincoln: "Do I?!"

(The two get their dairy funnel cakes and start walking around until they see the park's most infamous ride.)

Lincoln: (gasps) "The Milk Shaker…"

(Lincoln's skin turns completely pale white.)

Luan: "Bet it's nothing we can't handle with these bigger bods, right, Linc?"

Lincoln: "Um, yeah…" (in his mind) "Oh, no. This is bad, I remember hitting myself with my own vomit… Crap!"

Luan: "Come on!" (takes Lincoln's hand)

(The two of them waited in line for the Milk Shaker. Lincoln is shaking like crazy.)

Luan: "I thought you liked this ride, Lincoln. This was why you were helping Lola and Lana with all that pageant junk a while back, right?"

Lincoln: "Y-Yeah, Luan… You're r-r-right…" (in his mind) "Aw,man… I'm scared to the bone… How am I gonna tell her?"

Luan: "Hey, we're next!"

(Lincoln gulps, as he and Luan sit on the ride.)

Luan: "Hey, are you alright? You seem scared..." (feels around him) "and you're cold."

Lincoln: (sighs)"I'm scared of this ride, sis."

Luan: "Aw, come on. Since you look like a man, act like one. Besides, I'll be right next to you the whole time."

Lincoln: "Thanks." (realizes) "Hey!"

(Luan laughs.)

Lincoln: "And you're supposed to act like a woman, but you always pull pranks on us."

Luan: "Well… Not recently."

Lincoln: "True. Let's do this."

(The two pull down their seat harnesses, as the ride starts up.)

Luan: "Try and keep your mouth closed!"

(The ride starts, as the two holds their mouths closed. The coaster goes up the loop-de-loop and quickly speeds up. Most of the passengers try desperately to hold in their vomit, but couldn't. Thus, they blow their chunks while they're at the top of the loop.)

Lincoln: (in his mind) "Aw, sick!"

(The ride ends, as Luan and Lincoln were the only ones who didn't barf or get barfed on.)

Lincoln: "Huh… That wasn't as scary as I thought…"

Luan: "Yep, but look! We did it! We didn't get barfed on!"

Lincoln: (sees another ride) "Up for a whirl in the bumper buckets?"

Luan: "You know it!"

(Luan and Lincoln both go to the bumper buckets ride as they drive their boats on the water. Lincoln sprays Luan with milk, prompting her to spray him back.)

Luan: "I think it's time you moo-ve out the way…"

(Luan moos, as she rams her boat into Lincoln's.)

Lincoln: (laughs) "How long were you saving that gem?"

Luan: "Since today…"

(Lincoln gets an idea and sprays Luan with milk at her chest, staining her shirt and revealing her bra.)

Luan: (gasps) "You dick!"

Lincoln: (smug) "Oh, what's the matter? Afraid of getting your daily dose of calcium?"

Luan: (laughing angrily) "Oh, that's it."

(Luan sprays milk directly at Lincoln's groin, staining his pants.)

Lincoln: "Why you…!"

Luan: (laughs) "It looks like you wet yourself!"

Lincoln: "Come here!"

(Lincoln steers his boat to chase after Luan's boat, who cackles maniacally while driving away from him. He manages to spray milk at her backside, soaking her pants and making her panties visible.)

Luan: "Why, you lousy little cocksucker!"

Lincoln: "You're not one to talk, since you love doing that all the time!"

Luan: "I meant it as an insult!"

(With that, Luan rams her boat into Lincoln's, but he loses control and falls into the water.)

Luan: "Ha-Ha! Gotcha!"

(Flustered, Lincoln swims over to Luan and pulls her into the water, getting her all wet too.)

Luan: "Aw, man! Now we're both soaked!"

Lincoln: "Now, it's a draw."

Luan: "Let's just get out of the water."

(The two swim to the corner of the bumper bucket arena and climb out the water, their soggy clothes dragging downwards.)

Lincoln: "We'll need to have these dried off. Hope they sell full outfits in the gift shop."

Luan: "Yeah, hopefully."

(Luan and Lincoln both go to the gift shop in hope of finding some new clothes to wear.)

Lincoln: "Well, they got T-shirts…"

Luan: "And have cowboy and cowgirl costumes."

Lincoln: "Let's get those."

(The two exit the gift shop in their cowboy and cowgirl outfits, holding their wet clothes in a tote bag.)

Luan: "So much better."

Lincoln: "Yep. Let's head to the ferris wheel."

(Lincoln and Luan get onto one of the Ferris wheel's pair of seats. The ferris wheel goes up and down, as the two look at the sunset.)

Lincoln: "I love it out here with you, Luan."

Luan: "Thanks, pardner."(laughs)

Lincoln: "You know, for a sister who constantly pranks us and tells bad jokes, you're actually pretty lovable."

Luan: "Thanks, Lincoln."

(Luan and Lincoln get off of the Ferris wheel, as they walk under a street light, which lights up.)

Luan and Lincoln: "I love you."

(The two share a kiss with each other. Above them, a bucket of milk is leaning on the street light. It falls over on the two, drenching them again.)

Lincoln: "Oh, damn it! Again?!"

Mascot: "Oh, sorry about that. I was trying to get back at some kids who cut in line at one of the rides earlier."

Kid #1: "Ha, maybe next time, Pops!"

Kid #2: "Stupid cow!" (laughs)

Mascot: "Get back here!" (chase after them)

Luan: "C'mon, let's go home."

(Luan and Lincoln both walk home in wet costumes while towing their wet clothes. In Vanzilla, Rita notices the two of them.)

Rita: "Hey, you two. I'll give you a lift home."

Luan: "Thanks, Mom."

(Rita drives the two away from Dairyland and back to the Loud House.)

Rita: "I'm glad you guys had fun at Dairyland."

Lincoln: "It was an "a-moosing" pleasure…" (pokes Luan's nose) "Boop."

(Luan laughs.)

Rita: "Once you get inside, go take a shower after you get out of those clothes. I don't want either of you getting sick."

Lincoln and Luan: "Yes, Mom."

(Later that night, the three Louds finally return home. They get out as they head into the house.)

Luna: (to Lincoln) "Hey, dude, how was date two?"

Lincoln: "I had a dairy great time at a certain amusement park with my favorite jokester…"

Luan: (laughs) "Good one, Linc!"

Lincoln: "Anyway, I'm gonna head into the shower if you need me."

(Lincoln heads upstairs as he strips his clothes off as he goes to the shower. He turns on the hot water as he steps into the shower.)

Lincoln: "Feels so good after all that cold water and milk today…"

?: "Room for one more in here?

(In confusion, Lincoln pushes away the shower curtain to see a naked Luan with her hair down.)

Lincoln: "Hell yeah. Come on in, girl…"

(Luan gets onto the tub with Lincoln, as he proceeds to wash her body.)

Luan: "This feels so great! All this hot water is soothing on my skin!"

(Lincoln turns Luan around and rubs his cock in between her buttcheeks as he reaches forward and kneads her breasts.)

Luan: "Oh, yeah! Play with my huge udders!"

(Lincoln grabs and plays with Luan's breasts as she makes out with him. Luan then smacks Lincoln's buttcheek hard, getting a red print on it.)

Lincoln: "Ow! That stings."

Luan: "That was for the milk spraying earlier!"

(In response, Lincoln claws deep into Luan's buttcheeks, getting her to seeth in pain.)

Luan: "Why you…!"

(Before Luan could do anything, Lincoln sticks his dick into her asshole and starts pounding it.)

Luan: (screams) "Ow!"

(Lincoln pounds Luan's asshole as she squeals from every thrust.)

Luan: "Oh!"

Lincoln: "You like it, huh, you unfunny bitch?!"

Luan: (insulted) "Hey!"

Lincoln: "I don't mean it. That's just dirty sex talk. Go ahead. Do me. I won't mind."

Luan: (in a mixture of lust and vengeance) "Gladly…"

(Luan moves from Lincoln and pushes him on the tub floor, as she sets her pussy onto his log.)

Luan: "Bull riding is twice as fun with you at my mercy, albino boy!"

(Luan rides Lincoln's cock rapidly, as she caresses his chest.)

Luan: "Moo for me, my white bull!"

(Lincoln begrudgingly moos while Luan rides him. While Luan rides him, she lets out a fart causing her to blush.)

Luan: "Um, that was the faucet…"

Lincoln: "Gassy Gal! That should be your cowgirl name." (laughs)

Luan: "Hey, can it!"

(Luan puts her hand over Lincoln's mouth, as she resumes her bull ride.)

Luan: "You want this cow's milk?"

(Lincoln nods yes, as Luan removes her hand from his mouth.)

Luan: "Then come get it!"

(Lincoln sits up and takes Luan's right nipple into his mouth. He feels up against Luan's smooth torso, legs, and butt, getting her to moan softly.)

Luan: "Yeah, that's it… Feel around my hot and sexy body…"

(Luan feels around Lincoln's chiseled legs, arm and chest muscles, and buttocks.)

Luan: "I've got all the beef I need right here in this hunky cake…"

Lincoln: "You wanna get out? I'm beginning to wrinkle."

Luan: "Sure thing. But I gotta wash you too."

Lincoln: "Go for it, honey…"

(Luan takes some soap and applies it all over Lincoln's chest as she uses her hands to clean Lincoln.)

Luan: "You like that, Lincoln?"

Lincoln: "I do, Luan!"

(Luan goes lower and cleans Lincoln's nethers with her hands, as well.)

Lincoln: "Clean my log, baby…"

(Luan grabs the shower head and rinses off Lincoln's groin. Afterwards, she proceeds to deepthroat him.)

Lincoln: "Whoa, easy girl..."

(Luan takes Lincoln's testicles in each hand and fondles them both, as she resumes with her blowjob.)

Lincoln: "Oh, yeah… Suck in my nectar..."

(Lincoln's eyes roll back, as he ejaculates into Luan's mouth,)

Luan: "Sweet nectar…"

(Luan and Lincoln get out of the bathroom while making out with each other. They head into Luna and Luan's room to snuggle in Luan's bed.)

Lincoln: (groans lustfully) "I've got one more cock fucking left in me for tonight. Where do you want me to plunge this beast, baby?"

Luan: "What rhymes with wussy?"

(Lincoln puts his log into Luan's pussy and pulls her up from behind by her bosom, as he bangs her with very little abandon.)

Lincoln: "Admit it, Luan! You love getting your holes pounded by me, don't you?!"

Luan: "I do! We all do! Just, please! Don't stop!"

Lincoln: "I'm cumming for you!" (laughs)

(Lincoln pulls Luan's arms back, as he cums deep inside her. He pulls out of Luan and lays on top her back. Sitting up and laying on her back, she grabs his head and shoves it into her breasts.)

Luan: "I love using you as a body pillow…" (laughs)

Lincoln: "Same here, sis… I'm exhausted… Good night, Luan..." (kisses her)

Luan: "Good night, Lincoln…"

(As Luan cradles Lincoln against her body, the two drift off to a peaceful slumber together.)