(The next morning, Lincoln, in his kid form, is at his locker at school, he opens it to find Lucy, who's also in kid form, in it. He screams, as he backs away.)

Lincoln: "How the heck did you get in there?!"

Lucy: "I have my ways, Lincoln… Also, I wanted to let you know that I have you for the day after school."

Lincoln: "Okay, I just got done with Lisa and Luan, and then you today."

Lucy: "I got somewhere special I want to take you…"

Lincoln: "Okay."

Lucy: "And here is the rest of the order after me: Lori, Leni, Lola, Lily, Luna, Lynn, and Lana."

Lincoln: "Alright, thanks for the reminder. You best be getting to your class right now."

Lucy: "We'll cross paths again soon, brother…"

(Lucy hops out of Lincoln's locker and goes to her classroom, whilst Lincoln prepares for his.)

Lincoln: "She is one mysterious girl…"

(At the other end of the hallway, Lucy turns her head and blows a kiss to Lincoln.)

Lucy: "Goodbye, Linky…"

Lincoln: "Bye, Lucy…"

(Later, it cuts to the Loud House where Lincoln is walking on the footpath as he reaches the door. Upon opening the door, Lucy appears in front of him, as she hugs him.)

Lucy: "Ready?"

Lincoln: "Almost. Just need the body for it…"

Lucy: (pulls up two aging vials) "Got just what we need…"

(Lincoln and Lucy both strip down as they drink the vials, turning them into their adult forms. Then, the two get dressed. Lincoln is in an outfit identical to the one he wore on his date with Luan; Lucy is wearing a long black dress, black high heels, and bat-shaped earrings.)

Lincoln: "Dark as usual… But that's what I love about you..."

Lucy: "Thanks, sweetie… I really like this look, too."

Lincoln: "So… What surprise do you got in store for me?"

Lucy: (pokes Lincoln's nose) "You'll see in due time…"

(Lucy and Lincoln walk out of the house, holding hands. Eventually, they make it to the town cemetery.)

Lincoln: "Why a graveyard of all places, Luce?"

Lucy: "Cause, I get inspiration for my poems here. And there's a personal hangout spot here I wanted to show you..."

Lincoln: "Alright…"

(Lucy takes Lincoln's hand, as the two enter the cemetery, walking past the various gravestones.)

Lincoln: "This place gives me the creeps…"

Lucy: "I know… It's such a thrill…"

(Lincoln glances around the scenery, they're tombstones on every corner, they're crows, ravens, and bats flying around, aand leaves and dead branches are lying on the floor.)

Lincoln: "C'mon, Lucy. Are we there yet?"

Lucy: "Almost there…"

(Lucy and Lincoln stop in their tracks to find a huge statue of a pioneer man looking through a telescope.)

Lucy: "This is the home of my spiritual friend, Lincoln. His name is Patrick."

Lincoln: "Oh, one of your ghost buddies lives in an old statue?"

Lucy: "He keeps guard of this secret spot when I'm not around. Ya know, so no one meddles with it."

Lincoln: "Gotcha."

Lucy: "I sit next to him when I write here. And I was wondering if you wanted to hear some of my more recent poems."

Lincoln: "Sure. More than happy to."

(The two sit down next to Patrick's abode, as Lucy takes out her poetry book.)

Lucy: (reading)

"A tall handsome gentleman, with everything but spite."

"Strong, courageous, and agile, his hair is the daring color white."

"He's got great plans, also makes great decisions."

"Great at everything, especially pleasure, his name is Lincoln."

Lincoln: (enamored) "Wow… You wrote a poem about me...?"

(Lucy nods at Lincoln.)

Lincoln: "Thank you. That was so sweet."

Lucy: "I actually wrote several more about you. Here's one I did yesterday ."

(Lucy flips several pages backward in her book, finding her desired piece.)

Lucy: "Here it is." (reading)

"Lincoln Loud, man with the plan."

"His huge and glorious log, got a long span."

"Got some really powerful muscles."

"Luckily, he isn't from Brussels."

Lucy: "In case you didn't know, Brussels is a city from Belgium. Pretty tough place to live in."

Lincoln: "Gotcha. Nice one."

Lucy: "No problem. I even made ones based on the rest of the family."

(Lincoln rests his back against Patrick, not knowing that he pushed down a switch with his right arm. The statue begins to rumble as the two step away from it.)

Lincoln: "What the hell is happening?"

Lucy: "You must've touched the switch."

(The back of the statue opens like a door, revealing a flight of stairs heading downwards.)

Lucy: "There's a built-in crypt down there."

Lincoln: "Crypt?"

Lucy: "Came across it a while back by accident. I go in on rainy days, and the skeletons keep me company."

Lincoln: "Skeletons?! Nope, I'm out!"

(Lincoln turns to leave, but Lucy grabs his hand.)

Lucy: "We'll go together."

Lincoln: "Okay, okay…"

(The two Louds make the trek into Patrick's statue and descend the staircase, as the entrance closes behind them.)

Lincoln: "So damp down here…"

Lucy: "It's an underground crypt. What'd you expect?"

Lincoln: (grunts) "Why me?"

(Lincoln and Lucy make it to the bottom, where many skeletons lay decaying against each of the walls.)

Lincoln: "Whoa." (turns on phone light) "So many skeletons. How'd they all get down there?"

Lucy: "Must be from centuries ago, probably during medieval times."

Lincoln: "Jesus Christ. Is there more down here?"

Lucy: "Uh huh. And a bunch of spiderwebs."

Lincoln: "Okay."

Lucy: "I know this may sound weird, but I kinda want to make love with you in here."

Lincoln: "In this wet dungeon, sis? We'll get sick."

Lucy: "I wanna do it, Lincoln… Please? No one can see us down here."

Lincoln: "Okay… You win."

(Lucy squats down in front of Lincoln and unzips his fly, reaching into his underwear to fish out his penis.)

Lincoln: "My dick's probably cold too… And limp..."

Lucy: "I can help with that…" (licks lips)

(Lucy sucks on Lincoln's tip, then steadily takes the rest of his length down her throat. Lincoln moans from the oral pleasure he's being given.)

Lincoln: "Oh yeah…"

Lincoln: "Keep going, Lucy… I'm starting to get hard from this…"

Lucy: (pulls away) "Use my throat like your personal cocksleeve."

(As Lucy grips Lincoln's hips, he grabs the back of her head and fucks her throat vigorously, to both of their joy.)

Lincoln: "Use that tongue on my cock..."

(Lucy licks Lincoln's cock as it's going like a piston inside her mouth. Letting out a large grunt, he holds her head down to his base and shoots his cum straight down her esophagus.)

Lincoln: "Fuck, that felt awesome!"

Lucy: "I told you, Lincoln…"

Lincoln: "Let's go all the way…"

(Lucy takes her dress and undergarments off, while Lincoln removes his pants and underwear.)

Lincoln: (stroking his dick) "Now, what hole should be treated to a visit by the mighty Lincoln Log?"

Lucy: (spreads buttocks) "Please fuck my butt, brother…"

(Lincoln holds Lucy up against the left wall and does his duty of fucking her asshole.)

Lucy: "Mmm… Yes! Defile me however you please, Lincoln!"

(Lincoln gradually fucks Lucy's asshole, while also lightly nibbling her neck and twisting her nipples.)

Lincoln: "Nice and tight… Just the way I like my banging holes!"

Lucy: "Please, Linky! Bless my ass with your wonderful seed!"

(Lincoln continues to pound Lucy's asshole, much to her happiness. He cums into Lucy's anus.)

Lincoln: "How was that?"

Lucy: "Glorious…"

Lincoln: "Now, I wanna do your pussy while I'm holding you up."

Lucy: "I'll leave it up to you…"

(Lincoln lifts Lucy up and slides his log into her pussy.)

Lincoln: "I wanna see how slutty your whole face looks while I'm pounding you…"

Lucy: "Yes, master…"

(Lucy pushes her bangs off to the side, revealing her eyes.)

Lincoln: "Perfect. Now come closer for some smooching…"

(Holding onto Lincoln's shoulders, Lucy makes out with him as he fucks her pussy.)

Lincoln: "You know, for a dark and grim place, this isn't half bad… What else is here besides all these bones?"

Lucy: "Nothing else I've seen down there…"

Lincoln: "Huh… Okay."

(As Lincoln said that, he cums into Lucy's pussy.)

Lucy: "Another crevice coated in your majestic cream…"

(As Lincoln sets her down, Lucy fingers her pussy and asshole with each hand. She then licks up the excess cum found on her fingers, savoring their taste.)

Lucy: "So delicious…"

Lincoln: "Lemme check what time it is, cause we'll have to get back home soon…" (pulls out phone) "Whaddaya know, we still got a couple hours til curfew."

Lucy: "Say, I know another place we can go to…" (puts her clothes back on)

Lincoln: "Where? Some kind of cave?" (puts his clothes back on)

Lucy: "No… Even better…"

(The two exit the crypt through the statue's secret passage. Afterwards, Lucy leads Lincoln to a dark forest near the cemetery.)

Lincoln: "Okay, this is horror movie 101, Lucy..."

Lucy: "It's not like anything's gonna harm us there, Lincoln… I've been in there dozens of times before, and there was nothing to worry about."

Lincoln: (sighs) "Alright."

(The two venture into the woodlands, until Lucy halts at a large rock near a lake.)

Lincoln: "Whoa, such a huge rock… and what a large lake."

Lucy: "Wanna take a little bath while we're out? We reek of sex.…"

Lincoln: "I suppose we could…"

Lucy: "Splendid…"

(Lucy strips down fully, aside from her earrings, and dips her legs into the water. She then submerges the rest of her body, as her head is still visible above the lake.)

Lucy: "Enter if you'd like, Lincoln. The water's great."

(Lincoln strips his clothing, as he cannonballs into the lake.)

Lincoln: "This water is great!"

Lucy: "You try skinny dipping before?"

Lincoln: "This isn't my first time… Did it with Lori and Leni during that cabin vacation during the summer."

Lucy: "Oh… But that was when you were still Little Lincoln. Now, you're Big Lincoln."

Lincoln: "Well, technically…"

Lucy: "Since you're such a big strong man, your tongue should be able to adequately pleasure a woman's nether regions."

Lincoln: "Okay."

(Lucy swims to shore and sits on the edge of the land, her legs still in the water, as she spreads them open to reveal her pussy. She slowly fingers her pussy, getting it moister.)

Lucy: "Come here and partake of this sweet fruit, Lincoln…" (spreads vagina lips with thumbs)

(Lincoln swims up to Lucy and buries his face in her crotch, as he excitedly laps her pussy with his tongue.)

Lucy: "Oh, yeah… Use that tongue…"

(Lincoln slides his tongue past Lucy's lower lips and tastes her sweet innards. Meanwhile, his thin mustache rubs up against her clitoris, getting her to moan in pleasure.)

Lucy: "My God… So amazing at eating pussy…"

Lincoln: "Thanks… I got some tips from Dad…"

Lucy: "I get really turned on from having my pussy eaten out…"

Lincoln: "Well, how about your asshole?"

(Lincoln pushes forward on Lucy, getting her to lie on her back, as he proceeds to dine on her anus.)

Lucy: (biting her lip) "Oh yeah… Lick my ass..."

(Gripping the grass in her hands and curling her toes underwater, Lucy squirts her juices from her clitoris, coating Lincoln's face.)

Lincoln: "Hmm… not bad… Let's continue swimming..."

(Lucy and Lincoln continue to swim in the lake. Lincoln is floating in the water.)

Lincoln: "This water is so peaceful… We should totally show the others this lake…"

Lucy: "I don't think they'll be willing to go through the cemetery to get here, though."

Lincoln: "Then find an alternate pathway here, sweetheart…"

Lucy: "Hmm… I'll get around to it. But first, I need some high-protein yogurt to help me think. Lucky I got a personal dispenser that tastes just as yummy, if not more…"

(Lucy swims to Lincoln and takes his whole cock into her mouth without any of her limbs. Thanks to this, Lincoln starts hardening and is groaning in ecstasy over the feeling of Lucy's mouth enveloping his member.)

Lincoln: "This is so hot… Keep sucking..."

(As Lucy sucks more, Lincoln busts his nuts into her mouth, as cum streams through her throat. She pulls away and licks away the excess semen around her lips.)

Lucy: "Holy shit… that was great…"

Lincoln: "Let's head back."

(Lucy and Lincoln swim back to shore and put their clothes back on.)

Lucy: "Don't worry. I remember the way home from here."

Lincoln: "Okay."

(Lincoln follows Lucy on the path back to the Loud House. When they make it there, it's sunset.)

Lincoln: "Perfect. Just in time for sunset."

Lucy: "I hope Dad's making something good tonight."

(Lucy and Lincoln head inside the house.)

Lincoln: "Guys, we're back!"

Rita: "Hi, sweeties! Dinner will be ready in a few minutes!"

Lucy: "I can't wait for later tonight…" (giggles)

Lincoln: "Jeez, you're still thirsty after everything we did?"

Lucy: "Indeed… I need that precious log…"

Lincoln: "Okay… You win."

(Lucy kisses Lincoln on the cheek, as she goes to the dinner table. Lincoln sits at the dinner table next to Lucy.)

Lincoln: "What's for dinner, Dad?"

Lynn Sr.: "Wienerschnitzel."

Lincoln: "Yum." (in his head) "I hate wienerschnitzel..."

Luan: (chuckles) "I see other wieners at this table besides the wienerschnitzel." (stares at Lincoln and Lynn Sr.'s groins)

Lynn Sr.: "Nice one, honey."

Lincoln: "Good one, Luan."

(The family begins to dig into their wienerschnitzel.)

Luna: "This is good, Pops!"

Lori: "It's fine, I guess. I wouldn't mind having other wieners though…" (looks at Lincoln lovingly)

Lucy: (jealous) "Save it for tomorrow, Lori… I still got Lincoln tonight." (hugs Lincoln's arm)

Leni: (to Lucy) "Where'd you and Linky go for your date?"

Lincoln: "A cemetery."

Lola: (scoffs) "Typical Lucy…"

Lana: "Hey, she's always gloomy. Where else would she go?"

Lucy: "I take it no one wants to hear about the crypt or lake we came across?"

Leni: "A lake?"

Lisa: "What's this crypt all about?"

Lincoln: "We went to this underground crypt underneath the statue that lies in the center of the cemetery."

Lucy: "And after that, we bathed in this huge lake."

Lori: "Sounds like you had a great time."

Lynn: "You gotta show us that lake sometime…"

Lucy: "Oh, sure thing…"

(Ten minutes later, the family finishes their dinner.)

Lincoln: (gets out of chair; stretches arm) "Well, that was some dinner. But now, me and Lucy have some business to attend to."

Lucy: "Yeah, come on…"

(Lucy leads Lincoln upstairs and into her and Lynn's room, where she closes the door.)

Lucy: "Pants off, big boy… I wanna see that massive sausage…"

(Lincoln pulls down his pants and underwear as Lucy strips down nude. She kneels down and sucks on Lincoln's cock.)

Lincoln: "Oh hell yeah… Suck me as long as you want…"

(Lucy licks her brother's log with her tongue while sucking on it at the same time. She slithers her hands behind Lincoln and grips his buttocks tightly, pushing his schlong as deep as she could down her gullet.)

Lincoln: "Careful, sis, you don't want to choke..."

Lucy: (muffled) "Still worth it for this delicious sausage link… I can eat this all day..."

(Lucy continues to suck on Lincoln's log as he cums in her throat. She pulls away after she consumes the rest of Lincoln's semen.)

Lucy: "Amazing… Now… how about we do it in one of my coffins?"

(Lucy pulls out a coffin from under her bed, opens it, and lies on her back inside of it.)

Lucy: "Come and claim your wench, Lincoln…"

Lincoln: "Okay. Are you sure there's room for both of us?"

Lucy: "I got the biggest one in my collection. We'll be fine."

Lincoln: "Okay."

(Lincoln straddles above Lucy in the coffin, as he's stroking his cock.)

Lincoln: "Tell me what job this log can do for you tonight, ma'am…"

Lucy: "In my pussy, darling…"

(Lincoln nods, as he puts his log into Lucy's pussy and lays on top of her, as he slowly thrusts rhythmically.)

Lucy: "Yeah, yeah! Pound me in my coffin!"

(Lincoln squeezes Lucy's breasts and feels up her tummy, making her swoon in pleasure.)

Lucy: "Squeeze my titties!"

(Lincoln leans down and sucks on Lucy's left nipple while twisting the other, slurping up her breastmilk.)

Lincoln: "Give me that white milk!"

Lucy: "Yes, my lord!"

(Lincoln sucks on Lucy's right nipple while he still fucks her crazily.)

Lucy: "Yes, shoot me that yogurt!"

(Lincoln goes even faster into Lucy's womb. Holding onto the coffin's edges for support, he busts a huge load of cum inside her.)

Lincoln: "Phew. That's my final load for the night…"

(Lincoln then lays on Lucy's body, as the two cuddle inside the coffin. Suddenly, the door opens as Lynn enters the room.)

Lincoln: "S'up, Lynn?"

Lynn: "Still pissed I'm the second to last to have you…"

Lana: (from the other room) "You're pissed?! I'm outraged! I got Lincoln last!"

Lincoln: "Ladies, ladies, I'll get to you eventually..."

Lynn: "Anyway, have fun sleeping with Morticia Addams over here for the night."

(Lincoln couldn't help to chuckle at Lynn's quip, while Lucy scowls at Lynn.)