New Age Louds

by Batdude365

This story takes place after “The Day They Found Out”, with the Louds resuming their lewd escapades, whether they be young or old. (Cover art by Chillguydraws; co-written by Harry65)

18. The Royal Spa Treatment

THE NEXT MORNING…

(Lincoln wakes up from Leni's bed as he stretches. He changes into his kid form with the de-aging serum, and gets dressed in a bathrobe. Not looking, he slips on one of Lynn's tennis balls, causing him to fall on the floor.)

Lincoln: "Ow! My back!"

(Just then, Lynn exits her room, yawning.)

Lynn: "Morning, bro."

Lincoln: (gets up) "Next time, put your balls up when you're done with 'em."

Lynn: "Oh, my bad."

Lola: (exits her room) "What was that noise?"

Lincoln: "Nothing. Doesn't matter now unless Lynn leaves more balls out in the open…"

Lola: (grabs Lincoln's face; lovingly) "Don't forget about our date this afternoon, alright, Linky?"

Lincoln: "I won't. We'll be in school together."

Lola: "Good. Meet me at the front when school gets out. Bye."

(Releasing Lincoln from her grasp, Lola walks into the bathroom and closes the door behind her. Lincoln heads to his room and gets dressed.)

Lincoln: "Alright, just one more day of school, then I'm cool for the week."

(Lincoln then slides down the stair banister and goes to the dining room table for his breakfast. He sits down in his seat, as Lola joins him shortly after.)

Lincoln: "What's for breakfast?"

Lynn Sr.: "Sausage and cheese breakfast burritos."

Lisa: "Sounds yummy."

(Lynn Sr. passes out a breakfast burrito to each kid, serving Lincoln last.)

Loud Kids: "Thanks, Dad!"

Lynn Sr.: "Don't mention it. Better head out to school now."

(The siblings eat their burritos, as they head out the door and onto school. At school, Lincoln is at his locker, where he is picking out his materials for the day. When he closes it, he sees Rusty, Zach, Liam, and Stella with furrowed eyebrows, in addition to a nervous Clyde.)

Lincoln: "What's going on, guys?"

Rusty: "What are you trying to hide from us, Lincoln?"

Lincoln: "I'm not hiding anything from you guys. Honest." (smiles nervously)

Liam: "That's exactly what Clyde here said when we asked him about it. So, spill the beans, for reals."

Lincoln: "Um…"

Stella: "Tell us. Now."

Lincoln: (sighs) "Okay, I'll come clean. But please promise to tell no one else about this, guys. Please?"

Zach: "Okay."

Liam: "Alright."

Rusty: "Sure."

Stella: "Fine. Let's hear it, already."

Lincoln: (deep breath) "I'm in romantic relationships with my sisters and mom. And we've been using aging serums Lisa made to have sex. I also have been doing it with my sisters' friends, and they've been doing it with my dad too."

(Lincoln flinches in anticipation of his friends' reactions, but is surprised to see them just standing still and looking shocked.)

Lincoln: "Uh… Guys?"

Rusty: (surprised) "Whoa…"

Stella: (flabbergasted) "Oh. My. God."

Lincoln: "Yes. It's true. I understand if you guys are all weirded out by me and/or don't wanna be friends with me anymore."

(Lincoln turns to walk away, but Stella stops him.)

Stella: "Lincoln… I want to be a part of your harem."

Lincoln: "You do?"

Stella: "Yes, I do. I never knew that you had a thing for your sisters and mother." (blushes) "And to be honest, you are kinda cute."

Lincoln: (blushes) "Aw, shucks, Stella." (to Rusty, Liam, and Zach) "But what do you guys think?"

Liam: "I dunno, buddy… Ten is a crowd for me..."

Rusty: "You're one lucky guy, getting to hang out with so many girls…"

Zach: "Yeah, even I'm envious."

Clyde: "Sorry, buddy… I tried to stop them."

Lincoln: "We're still friends, right?"

Stella, Zach, Liam, and Rusty: "Yes."

Lincoln: "Phew. Thank goodness."

Stella: "Wanna head to lunch?"

Lincoln: "Sure thing!"

(The six of them head to lunch.)

THIRTY MINUTES LATER…

(The six exit the cafeteria from lunch.)

Lincoln: "That lunch was great, gang."

Rusty: "You said it, pal."

Stella: "You know, Lincoln… You should come over to my place to study sometime…"

Lincoln: "Sounds like a plan! Anyway, I got to head to class, guys. See ya."

Everyone: "See ya!"

(Lincoln begins to walk to his last class. He reaches the corridor where the bathroom stalls are at. Lola comes out of nowhere and pulls Lincoln into the girls' bathroom, slamming him to the first stall.)

Lincoln: "Whoa, Lola! What's gotten into you?!"

Lola: "What the heck were you thinking?!"

Lincoln: "You mean what I told my friends?"

Lola: "Yes! Do you have any idea how much trouble our whole family could get into from you doing that?!"

Lincoln: "Don't blame this on me! Lori, Leni, and Luna had done this too, and I'm the one who gets yelled at?! Plus, they forced it outta me, and I made them swear into secrecy! Also, only Stella accepted this!"

Lola: "Dang it, Lincoln! You're just lucky I'm still in a good mood today because of our date."

Girl #1: "Whoever that boy is, this is the girls' room."

Lola: "You stay outta this!"

Lincoln: "Well, gotta get to class before any other girls see me in here."

Lola: "Same."

(Lincoln walks out of the girls bathroom and rushes left-ward for his next class, whereas Lola runs to her class in the opposite direction.)

Lola: (in her mind) "Just calm down, Lola. Things are gonna be A-OK… As long as Linky's friends keep their mouths shut about our family secret, everything will be peachy keen…"

ONE HOUR LATER…

(School has ended. After Lincoln closes his locker, he sees Lola next to him.)

Lincoln: (startled) "Aah! Don't creep up on me like that!"

Lola: "Sorry, Linky… I'm just really excited for our day out!"

Lincoln: "We'll have to stop at home first to prepare for that."

Lola: "Gladly…"

(Lincoln and Lola walk side by side, as they leave the elementary school and head towards home.)

Lola: "Walking in heels is painful…"

Lincoln: "You think that's bad? Just wait until you're an adult."

Lola: "Yeah, yeah. I know. Can you carry me the rest of the way?"

Lincoln: (sighs) "In my arms or piggyback?"

Lola: "Arms."

Lincoln: "Okay."

(Lincoln carries Lola into his arms as the latter rests her head on Lincoln's chest.)

Lola: "I can't wait for the fun we're gonna have together…"

Lincoln: "That depends on where we are going…"

Lola: "It's a surprise…"

(Soon, Lincoln makes it to the Loud House, where he enters through the front door and sets Lola down on the couch.)

Lincoln: "Wait here, and I'll get the serums."

Lola: "Alright, sugar plum. Hurry back."

(Lincoln goes upstairs to Lisa's room, while Lola sprawls her body across the couch.)

Lola: (grunts) "Ow. My joints are killing me."

(Lincoln comes back with two aging serums.)

Lincoln: "I'm back!"

Lola: "Great! Gimme one!"

Lincoln: "Drink up, Lolly-pop."

(Lola and Lincoln both strip their clothes off as they drink their serums, turning them into their adult forms. Immediately, Lola caresses Lincoln's muscles.)

Lola: "I missed you and your big muscles…" (hugs Lincoln)

Lincoln: "Missed your gorgeous bod too. Now, let's get dressed."

(Lincoln and Lola get dressed in their adult clothes as they head out the house. Lincoln is in an orange polo shirt, denim jeans, and white shoes with red stripes; Lola is wearing a small pink t-shirt that stops above her navel, blue skinny jeans, and pink platform shoes. When the two are walking outside, Lola is clinging onto Lincoln's left arm.)

Lola: "You know… At first, I was thinking that if you consumed the serum, I thought you'd be a stick figure… But, you're not… You're a Loud hunk!"

Lincoln: "Aw, thanks, Lola…"

Lola: "Who knew that our lovin' Lincoln could be this dashingly strong and handsome? And with a huge package?"

Lincoln: "You're too much, Lola."

Lola: "Our dating spot is just a couple blocks ahead."

(After a few more minutes of walking, Lincoln and Lola come across a spa.)

Lincoln: "A spa?"

Lola: "Yeah, I wanted to help you get some relaxation… You must be pretty tired from banging us, huh?"

Lincoln: "Now that you mention it… I did slip on Lynn's tennis ball and you shoved me into a bathroom stall, with both dealing damage to my back."

Lola: "Oh, yeah. Sorry about that."

Lincoln: "It's okay. I do need some pampering."

Lola: "And best of all, you're spending it with me."

(Lola and Lincoln go into the spa and approach the counter.)

Hostess: "Hi, what can I do for this lovely couple?"

Lola: "Hi. My boyfriend and I want to see if you can squeeze us in for an appointment."

Hostess: "Sure thing, ma'am." (types on computer) "Ooh! We just so happen to have one available now."

Lola: "Splendid!"

Hostess: "Right this way."

(The two Louds are then escorted through the building, until they stop in front of a massaging room.)

Hostess: "This is our massage parlor. We hire professional masseuses in the county to tend to clients' bodily pains."

Lola: "Bet you could use one of those, eh, Linky?"

Lincoln: "Yes, I really do, Lola…"

Hostess: "We also have mud baths, springs, a hot tub, and a sauna. So, relax and enjoy your stay!"

(Lincoln and Lola enter the massaging room and sit on two of the tables set out.)

Lincoln: "I hope these masseuses know what they're doing, sis."

Lola: "Don't worry about it, Linky. They hired the finest ones around."

(Suddenly, a muscle-toned brown-haired male masseuse and a voluptuous black-haired female masseuse enter the room.)

Lola: "Hello! Are you the masseuses?"

Male Masseuse: "Yes, ma'am. I'm Mark, and this is Elise."

Elise: "Get ready in the bathrooms so we can get started."

(Lola and Lincoln go into the bathroom to change. They come back in towels, as they lay on the massage beds.)

Mark: "I'll take Lola. Elise, you take Lincoln."

(Mark goes to Lola and applies some massage oil on her back and rubs it in. Lola is enjoying her massage, sighing in content.)

Lola: "This is nice… How are you holding up, Linky?"

(Elise is applying pressure on certain sections of Lincoln's back, making several cracking sounds.)

Lincoln: "Amazingly…"

Elise: "Let us do all the work…"

(Mark discards the towel covering Lola's behind, as he firmly grips her buttcheeks and kneads them. Lola moans in joy.)

Lola: "You're so good with your hands, Mark… Could you get my chest too?"

Mark: "Why, of course, ma'am."

(Lola turns onto her back and moves the towel off her chest, as Mark touches her breasts. He moves them around, while he applies some oil on Lola's front.)

Lola: "Oh, yeah…"

Lincoln: "Can you do my front too, Elise?"

Elise: "Sure thing, son."

(Lincoln turns onto his side as he moves the towel off his waist. Elise rubs oil on Lincoln's front as he moans happily.)

Lincoln: "Ah… Doing great there."

(Elise is rubbing on Lincoln's pecs, stomachs, legs, and feet. She glances at his penis.)

Elise: "Um… Do you want me to massage this too?"

Lincoln: "Well, if you feel comfortable with it, then go ahead."

(Elise applies some oil on her hands and strokes Lincoln's penis, as he moans.)

Lola: (in her mind; laughing) "You go, Linky…"

Elise: "How do you feel right now, sir?"

Lincoln: "Great."

(Mark and Elise finish their massages, to the content of both of their clients.)

Lola: "That was great."

Lincoln: "Agreed. My joints are healed."

Elise: "Say, we don't normally ask this, but… Would you two like to get a happy ending here?"

Lincoln: "In this spa?"

Lola: "What is it, exactly?"

Mark: "You two will get orgasms courtesy of us."

Lola and Lincoln: "All right!"

Lincoln: "Wait, what would happen if your manager or anyone else finds out?"

Mark: "We can go to the sauna and do it there. The maximum is four people in there."

Lola: "M'kay. Go ahead and get started on me, Mark."

Lincoln: "Same with you, Elise."

(Mark and Elise both go into a closet and come out wearing nothing but towels.)

Elise: "In the sauna we go, ladies and gentlemen."

(After the two Louds put their towels back on, the four exit the massaging room and enter the sauna. Everyone removes their towels, as Mark and Elise each caress Lola and Lincoln, respectively.)

Lola: "What a nice bod…" (in her mind) "But not as buff as Lincoln's."

(Mark starts kissing up and down Lola's neck, making her swoon. Elise goes over to Lincoln and hugs him, tracing her fingers across his pecs and abs.)

Lincoln: "Nice body and nice hands…"

Elise: "Don't mention it, handsome."

(Elise looks at Lincoln to find him erect; she squats down and grips it.)

Elise: "Must be quite the lady pleaser, huh, sir?"

Lincoln: "I get that a lot."

Elise: "What's your name, son? Including your little girlfriend?"

Lincoln: "I'm Lincoln, and she's Lola."

Mark: "Nice to meet you two."

Elise: (licks lips; to Mark) "Whaddaya say we start off the premium spa experience, partner?"

Mark: "Yeah, let's do it."

(Elise licks the tip of Lincoln's penis, while Mark is eating Lola's pussy.)

Lola: "Oh, yeah! Eat my pussy out!"

Lincoln: "How's that beefy Slim Jim taste, Elise?"

Elise: "Tastes great! I need more..."

(Elise takes her hands and sets them on her knees, as she takes more of Lincoln's cock into her mouth.)

Lincoln: "There you go…"

Lola: "Hey, Mark… How's my beehive taste?"

Mark: "Like the best honey around."

(Mark grips Lola's thighs to lick more of her pussy inside, as she moans with pleasure. Meanwhile, Elise is now deepthroating Lincoln and caressing his testicles.)

Lincoln: "Oh, Elise!"

(Elise scratches behind Lincoln's ballsack, which was just enough to make him spew cum into her gullet like a geyser. Lincoln moans.)

Lincoln: "Elise, you alright down there?"

(Elise gives Lincoln a thumbs up, as she gulps down each drop of his white yogurt. As for Lola and Mark, he's fingering her asshole while still giving her cunnilingus.)

Lola: (biting her lip) "Here comes the load!"

(Lola squeals excitedly, as she squirts her pussy juices onto Mark's face.)

Lola: "You OK, Mark?"

Mark: "Besides getting a tad messy from your climax, I'm right as rain. Now, how about you guys have a taste of us?"

Lola: "Gladly, my dear…"

(As Mark takes a seat on a bench, Lola kneels down and gets right into sucking his cock.)

Elise: "How about you do the same for me, sweetie?"

Lincoln: "I guarantee, I don't disappoint when it comes to this."

(Elise sits on the bench right next to Mark, as Lincoln licks her vagina and asshole interchangeably.)

Mark: "Oh, hell yeah…"

Elise: "Mmm… He's so fuckin' good at eating pussy…"

Lola: "Trust me, my Linky knows how to eat pussy!"

(Lincoln goes up slightly and suckles on Elise's clitoris, making her scream with joy and have her eyes roll back. Lola gropes on Mark's balls while she sucks on his log.)

Mark: "Oh, yeah! Suck it!"

(Mark pulls on Lola's hair, making her take Mark's cock down her throat even more. Elise cums, as her juices leak onto the bench and Lincoln's face.)

Lincoln: "Nice cum, Elise."

Elise: "Thanks, Lincoln. How about you give me some hole poundings?"

Lincoln: "Of course!"

Mark: "Hey, Lola, how about a true happy ending?"

Lola: "Don't see why not, Marky. Give it to me."

(Mark lies on the floor as Lola inserts her pussy into Mark's penis, as she rides him cowgirl style.)

Elise: "It's your turn to give me a happy ending, Lincoln…"

(Elise gets on the floor on all fours as Lincoln inserts his log into her pussy, pounding her doggystyle.)

Lincoln: "How's that log feel to your beaver?"

Elise: "Extremely filling…"

(Elise moves her hips around, letting Lincoln feel more of her. Thrusting in deeper, Lincoln leans down and plants his hands next to Elise's on the ground, as he takes the banging to the next level.)

Elise: "OH, YEAH!"

Lola: (in her mind) "I'm proud of you, Linky…" (to Mark) "Let's kick it up a notch too!"

(Lola gets off Mark, as he stands up and picks her up by her behind. He slides his member into her anus, as he lifts her up and down on it. The two then explicitly make out.)

Lola: "Mark, you're a great kisser!"

Mark: "Same as you, sweetie!"

(Lincoln pounds Elise furiously from behind, as she moans in delight. He clamps on her breasts.)

Elise: "Give me that cream, sugar!"

(Lincoln hugs Elise tightly, as he jettisons into her vagina, pumping her full with his white sticky fluid.)

Lincoln: "Is that enough cream for you?"

Elise: "This should be good for today…"

(Lola cums into Mark, while he cums into her asshole. Mark and Elise each give Lola and Lincoln a kiss.)

Elise: "Thanks for the great ending, you guys."

Lincoln: "Well, what can we say except you're welcome?"

(Lincoln, Lola, Mark, and Elise put their towels back on and return to the massaging room to get dressed.)

Elise: "Here's our business cards, if you two want more of our services on a personal level."

(Mark and Elise give their business cards to Lola and Lincoln.)

Lola: "Thank you." (to Lincoln) "Now, how about I give you a personal massage?"

Lincoln: "Yeah!"

Lola: "Where can we go in private, guys?"

Mark: "Follow us, and you'll see…"

(Lola and Lincoln follow Mark and Elise to a different part of the spa, which includes both a mineral bath and mud bath, as well as a massage table and a bigger sauna.)

Elise: "You see, this portion of the spa is for platinum members only. But we'll let you try it out on the house."

Lola: "Wow! We really owe you two for all the wonderful stuff you've done for us."

Lincoln: "Yeah, this is amazing!"

(Lincoln sees a door with lots of steam coming through it.)

Lincoln: "What's behind that door?"

Elise: "Wait and see… Now get ready and enjoy…"

(Lincoln and Lola eagerly go into a changing room and come out in towels again.)

Lola: "Why don't you lie down on the table on your back, Linky? I'll take really good care of you…"

Lincoln: "I'll leave it to you, Lola…"

(Lincoln climbs onto the fabric table and turns onto his back, with his bulge visible through his towel. Lola strips away her towel and drops it on the floor, as she grabs a bottle of oil.)

Lola: "I think you're really gonna enjoy my massaging method, Linky…"

(Lola squirts some oil onto her hands and lathers up her bosom in it. She then tosses Lincoln's towel to the side, revealing his large erect member.)

Lola: "It's beautiful…"

(Lola wraps her breasts around Lincoln's log and rubs them up and down.)

Lincoln: (moaning) "Fuck yeah… Keep going, Lolly-pop…"

Lola: "Just let your little sis attend to your needs, big brother…"

(Lola continues to "massage" Lincoln's cock with her breasts.)

Lincoln: "Mmm… Could you use your mouth on that, Ms. Loud? I really want some release."

Lola: "You got it, sir!"

(Lola moves her breasts away as she uses her mouth on his cock. Bobbing her head up and down, she lashes all around Lincoln's length with her tongue.)

Lincoln: "Yeah… Suck that motherfucker…"

(As Lincoln groans, he cums into Lola's mouth. She's at first surprised, but then gleefully slurps it all down.)

Lola: "You always taste great. Lemme at that ass."

(Lincoln turns on to his back to show Lola his butt. She beckons him to get into a downward duck pose, as she spreads his buttocks apart.)

Lola: "There you go…"

(Lola gets some oil and applies it on her hands. She proceeds to firmly knead Lincoln's buttcheeks and his ballsack.)

Lincoln: "Oh, oh… Yeeaahhh…"

Lola: "You have the most prestigious pair of buttocks I've ever seen…" (giggles)

(Getting a sly smirk, Lola proceeds to finger Lincoln's asshole. He moans blissfully. as Lola goes deeper and sticks another finger inside.)

Lincoln: "Oh, yeah… Finger that asshole…"

Lola: "Guess women aren't the only ones that get turned on from having their butt played with…"

(Lola withdrawals her fingers and starts licking the inside of Lincoln's asshole.)

Lincoln: "Ooh… You got a nice tongue…"

Lola: "You shouldn't be the only one that gives oral services to holes…"

(After giving a thorough tongue exploring of Lincoln's anus, Lola starts to suckle on his balls and stroke his cock while he's still in downward-duck position.)

Lincoln: "Suck on my balls... Give them the special treatment…"

(Lola moves Lincoln's balls around and pulls on his cock, causing him to squeeze some cum out.)

Lola: "Now… I want you to give me a massage…"

Lincoln: "No problem…"

(The two Louds switch places, as Lola is lying on the table on her stomach. Lincoln pours oil on his hands, rubs them together, and massages Lola's back region, starting with her shoulders.)

Lola: "Oh, yeah… Help me with my joints…"

(He gradually goes down to Lola's back, pressing firmly against her muscles in that section.)

Lola: (moans) "Oh yeah… Woo hoo!"

(Lincoln squeezes her buttcheeks and smacks them around, as they jiggle and ripple from each hit.)

Lola: "Smack my huge ass!"

(Lincoln smacks Lola's butt harder, leaving a slight imprint on each cheek.)

Lola: "Aah… Now anyone that sees that knows that I'm your good little bitch…"

(Lincoln goes further down and massages the back of Lola's legs.)

Lincoln: "You seemed to be carrying a lot of stress in your legs…"

(Lincoln rubs on Lola's ankles and feet, getting cracks from them.)

Lola: "That's the spot!"

(After a few rub ins, Lincoln finishes up Lola's massage.)

Lola: "Thanks, Linky… You wanna go to the mud baths?"

Lincoln: "Yeah."

(Lola goes into one of the mud baths.)

Lincoln: "Ah, this feels great… I bet Lana would love this…"

Lola: (laughs) "Yeah! Too bad she's the last of the bunch!"

Lincoln: "I'm sure she'll figure something out to make her date with me memorable."

Lola: "I'll give her one thing… I can see why she likes to wallow in mud all the time. This stuff's pretty soothing."

Lincoln: "Yeah, it's good for my skin… Is there room for one more, Lola?"

Lola: "Of course! Come on in, baby…"

(Lincoln gets into the mud bath and sits right next to Lola, wrapping one arm around her shoulders.)

Lincoln: "This mud bath is amazing… I never knew sharing mud together is arousing..."

Lola: "I agree..."

(Lola reaches her hand downwards in the mud to grip Lincoln's cock.)

Lola: "Even when it's all muddy, this cock is great…"

Lincoln: "I really want to fuck you right now, Lolly-pop."

Lola: "Me too… But not in this mud!"

Lincoln: "How about in mineral water?"

Lola: "Now, you're talking!"

(Lincoln and Lola get out the mud bath, wiping off the mud off their bodies and back into the tub. Then, Lincoln gets into the mineral bath; Lola gets in too, but squats above his crotch, facing him.)

Lola: "You know what to do…"

(Lincoln puts his log into Lola's pussy as she grips his shoulders. She bounces up and down Lincoln's pelvis, as he grips her calves.)

Lola: "No offense to Mark, but this log's way better than his!"

Lincoln: "And this pussy is far better than Elise's! No offense!"

(Lola leans into Lincoln for a kiss, who returns it. He thrusts into her pussy further to her joy. Lola ruffles Lincoln's head of hair, while he pushes hers from side to side.)

Lincoln: "What long beautiful hair you have…"

Lola: "Aw, thanks…"

(Lincoln shoots his load into Lola's pussy as she gets off of him.)

Lola: "Wanna see what's behind that door?"

Lincoln: "Yeah…"

(Lola and Lincoln get out of the bath as they put on their towels; they approach the door as Lola opens it. The two are in awe to see a huge spring.)

Lola and Lincoln: "Wow…"

Lincoln: "Just like the one in the cave near the snow cabin…"

Lola: "And similar to the one in Lisa's bunker…"

Mark: "You like what you see?"

(The two Louds get startled and jump in fear, turning around to see Mark and Elise.)

Elise: "This spring is also for platinum members only too… So, have fun!"

(Lincoln and Lola step into the spring. Lola dips her right foot into the spring.)

Lola: "Oh, that feels nice."

(Lola sinks the rest of her body into the spring. She folds her arms back, as she sprawls her legs out in relaxation.)

Lola: "Oh, yeah…" (to Lincoln) "Come on in."

(Lincoln steps into the hot spring next to Lola.)

Lincoln: "Ah… This water really hits the spot…"

(Lola puts her arms around Lincoln.)

Lola: "I dunno what's hotter… You or this spring…"

Lincoln: (blushes) "Oh, stop it…"

Lola: (traces fingers on Lincoln's chest) "Do you think I should try out for pageants for older women?"

Lincoln: "I think you should. Your body is like a goddess…"

Lola: (kisses Lincoln's cheek) "That's all I wanted to hear…"

Lincoln: "It could be an excellent career opportunity for you…"

(Lola and Lincoln both sigh in content as they enjoy the hot spring, Lola feels a warm spot around them.)

Lola: "Do you feel something warm?"

(Lincoln looks down to see he's urinating in the springs.)

Lincoln: "Um, no…"

Lola: (looks down at Lincoln) "EW! Did you just pee in the water?!"

Lincoln: (blushes; looks away) "Maybe…"

Lola: "Come on! Damn it!"

(Suddenly, bubbles rise up from where Lola's sitting, as she blushes.)

Lincoln: (looks at Lola) "Are you kidding me?! You farted?!"

Lola: "Yes, but it happens very, very rarely!"

Lincoln: (under his breath) "Yeah, right, gassy gal…"

Lola: (sighs) "Looks like I'll have to give that cock the good old Lola treatment…"

Lincoln: "All right. It's a deal. But first..."

(Lincoln reaches for a nozzle to his right, and turns it to the left, increasing the temperature of the springs.)

Lincoln: (smug) "Let's see if you can handle the heat, Lolly-pop…'

Lola: (scoffs) "Challenge accepted, Linky."

(Lola lays on Lincoln's lap and takes his cock into her pussy. He then grips her breasts and squeezes them tightly to get her breast milk flowing out.)

Lincoln: "So much..." (sucks on her nipples) "So good…"

Lola: "Yeah, yeah. Suck it!"

(Lola thrusts on Lincoln's dick while he sucks on her nipples. She then goes all the way down to his base and gyrates her hips.)

Lincoln: "Oh, yeah!"

(Lola wraps her legs around Lincoln's waist, as he hugs her tightly by her buttcheeks.)

Lola: "Yeah! Fuck this godly princess!"

(Lincoln cums inside of Lola, as she kisses Lincoln.)

Lola: "I love being filled up…"

Lincoln: "You know what time it is right now?"

Lola: "I don't know… We don't have our phones on us..."

Elise: "Hey, Lincoln, Lola, you guys got a phone call." (gives them a phone)

Lola: "Hello?"

Leni: "Hi, Lola! How are you and Linky doing?"

Lola: "Doing great, Leni. What's up?"

Leni: "Mom told me to check up on you guys, and to tell you that we're eating out for dinner tonight."

Lincoln: "Where, exactly?"

Leni: "Some kind of pizza parlor."

Lola: (excited) "Pizza?! Alright!"

Lincoln: "Yeah!"

Leni: "So, you guys should be heading home right now so you guys can go."

Lola and Lincoln: "Right!"

(The two get out of the hot spring, as they head to the bathroom.)

Lincoln: "Ready for some pizza?"

Lola: "Hell yeah! Although, I do want one more round here in the sauna..."

Lincoln: "It's gotta be a quickie, then."

Lola: "Okay!"

(Lola takes Lincoln's hand, as they head into the sauna.)

Lola: "I need a missionary to do me missionary!"

(Lola lies on the floor, as Lincoln inserts his log into her pussy. She hugs him close to her body and plants kisses across his face.)

Lola: "You like these kisses, huh?"

Lincoln: "I do… But we gotta finish this quickly!"

Lola: "How fast can you cum?"

Lincoln: "Better question is, how fast can I fuck your brains out…"

(Lincoln pounds Lola's pussy at a very fast rate, as she rolls her eyes back in joy.)

Lola: "Aw, fuck yeah… You're going so fast like The Flash!"

Lincoln: "Now I'm going like Sonic!"

(Lincoln frantically pounds Lola until he finally experiences release; when he finishes, he pulls out as his cum leaks out from Lola's vagina and from his log.)

Lola: "So much… Come on, let's go."

(The two Loud siblings put their clothes back on and are about to leave the spa, as they pass by the host's table.)

Hostess: "Did you enjoy your stay?"

Lola: "We had an amazing time… We're definitely coming back here…"

Mark: ""We hope to see you two again soon."

Elise: "Yeah, come back anytime."

Lincoln: "We gotta get going now.. See you later."

(Lincoln and Lola leave the spa and head for home.)

Lincoln: "That was pretty relaxing, Lola. My mind's much clearer now."

Lola: I'm glad you loved it, Linky. And when we get home, I'm gonna give you the full happy ending." (giggles)

Lincoln: "That, plus pizza for dinner, is gonna make this night freakin' sweet."

(Soon, when the two reach their house, they see the rest of their family inside Vanzilla, with all their siblings in adult form.)

Lynn: "Finally! Come on! Let's go!"

(Lincoln and Lola get into the van, as Rita drives to their dining location.)

Rita: "We're here!"

Lincoln: "What pizzeria is it?"

Rita: "Domino's."

Luna: "Rockin'!"

Lori: "So, Lola, what did you and Lincoln do?"

Lola: "Oh, we just had a little spa day."

Lincoln: "It had a happy ending." (laughs) "And after this, I'm gonna get that happily ever after ending…"

Lola: (giggles) "Oh, yes you are, Linky… You sure are…"

Lana: "Pizza time!"

(The Loud kids go inside and get seated in a large booth, while their parents are waiting in line at the counter to order.)

Lincoln: "First time at Domino's, girls?"

Lori: "Yeah."

Lynn: "No. To be honest, I'm more of a Pizza Hut kind of gal."

Lana: "Have been here before, too. I'm a Papa John's girl here."

Lily: "I've never gone here."

Luna: "Dudes, you guys are missin' out!"

(Just then, Lynn Sr. and Rita come to the table with 3 boxes of pizza.)

Lynn Sr.: "Dig in, gang!"

(The siblings start eating their pizza, each of them getting two slices.)

Luan: "Gotta say, this pizza will be hard to make mushroom for in my stomach."

Lana: "Boo! Bad pun!"

(As Lincoln is eating his pizza, he notices that Lola disappeared from her seat in between Lily and Leni.)

Lincoln: "Guys, where'd Lola go? She was just here."

Lisa: "I don't see her anywhere, big brother."

(Underneath the table, Lola is crawling past her sisters' legs and towards the other side where Lincoln is sitting.)

Lola: (laughs mischievously) "Time to get the sausage that I didn't get on my pizza…"

(Suddenly, Lincoln feels something tugging at his pants.)

Lincoln: (confused) "What the?"

(Lincoln looks down to find Lola pulling down on his pants and underwear.)

Lincoln: (whispering) "Lola! What the hell are you doing?! We're in public right now!"

Lola: (whispering) "But I want your sausage now!"

Lincoln: (whispering) "Why can't you wait until we get home?!"

Leni: "Oh, is Lola under the table?"

Lincoln: "Yes."

(Lola angrily squeezes Lincoln's bulge hard.)

Lincoln: (groans in pain) "She sure is."

Rita: "Lola, get out from under there."

(Heeding her mother's orders, Lola crawls back up to her seat and pouts.)

Lola: 'Fine, I'll wait."

Lincoln: (pulls his pants and underwear back up) "Thank you."

Lola: (under her breath) "Killjoys…"

(Eventually, the siblings finish their pizza. Lola hurriedly takes Lincoln's arm, as she runs out of the pizzeria.)

Lincoln: "Jeez, Lola! Slow down! What's the big hurry?"

Lola: "The sooner we get home, the sooner I can have your sausage."

Lincoln: "But can't we just ride with the others?""

Lola: "Mom and Dad drag around a lot. We'll get to the house faster if we run."

Lincoln: "Fine… I'll just text the others that we went home by ourselves."

(So, Lincoln and Lola rush through Royal Woods, from the pizzeria to the Loud House.)

Lincoln: (panting) "Damn it, Lola. My feet are killing me…"

Lola: "Sorry, Linky. I want that log!"

(At the same time the two get to the house, the van pulls up in the .)

Lynn: "Wished I joined you two on that run.

Lola: "At least me and Linky are gonna be the first ones inside."

Lincoln: "Whatever. Come on."

(Lola rushes inside the house, pulling Lincoln along by his arm.)

Luna: "I'm beat."

Lynn Sr.: "Okay, kids, time for bed."

(Inside the house, specifically Lola and Lana's room, Lola pushes Lincoln onto her bed and starts tugging at his pants.)

Lola: "Time for the royal queen to bestow on her dessert! Get those clothes off, my servant!"

(Lincoln gets his shirt, pants, underwear, socks, and shoes stripped away by Lola, as she stares at him lustfully.)

Lincoln: "Why aren't you naked?"

Lola: "You have to earn your royal prize first, Linky. So these clothes stay on."

Lincoln: "Okay, Queen Lola. What do you want me to do first?"

Lola: "Hmm… Can you do a handstand?"

Lincoln: "With this new body, I can try…"

(Lincoln gets off the bed and gets on all fours, planting his hands soundly on the carpeted floor. Keeping his hands on the ground, Lincoln pushes the rest of his body up into the air, with his arms being the only source of support.)

Lincoln: "Ta-da!"

(Lola stares eagerly at Lincoln's cock.)

Lola: "Excellent..."

(Lola sucks on Lincoln's cock as he struggles to stand on his hands.)

Lola: "Great that I won't have to bend down to enjoy this meat this time…"

Lincoln: (in his mind) "I gotta keep steady…"

(Lola deepthroats Lincoln's large cock and squeezes his ballsack, enticing him to groan in ecstasy.)

Lincoln: 'Oh, so warm…"

(Lincoln's arms start to wobble, meaning he's losing balance. He retains.)

Lincoln: (in his mind) "I gotta keep balance!"

(As the blood rushes to his head, Lola looks down to see her brother rapidly panting and his arms slightly wiggling. He falls on the floor, dazed.)

Lola: (gasps; pulls away) "You okay, Linky?"

Lincoln: "No, I really need to lay down now."

Lola: "C'mon, I'll take you to the living room..."

(Lola picks Lincoln up and carries him in her arms, as she heads down to the living room and lays Lincoln on the couch.)

Lola: "You poor thing… Here, let me take care of you and make you feel all better…"

(Lola begins to take her clothes off, then lifts Lincoln slightly off the couch to sit on it. She has Lincoln rest his head on her lap, as she strokes through his hair gently.)

Lola: "You know, I actually love your white hair…"

Lincoln: (chuckles) "Thanks."

(Lola then brushes Lincoln's hair with her hairbrush from her purse. She then uses her other hand to stroke his member.)

Lola: "How does that feel?"

Lincoln: "Feels warm and great, Lola."

(Lola then uses her hands to feel around Lincoln's muscles and his chest hairs. Meanwhile, Lincoln starts licking her nipples like ice cream.)

Lola: "Yeah, lick around my nipples."

(Lincoln envelops Lola's left nipple in his mouth and proceeds to vacuum out her breast fluids.)

Lola: "Oh, yeah! Suck on my tit!"

(Lola puts down her hairbrush and kneads Lincoln's ballsack with one hand, then cradles Lincoln's head with the other.)

Lola: "Drinking my mega-milk should get you alive and kicking again, sweetie…"

(Lincoln sucks on Lola's nipple as she rubs her brother's ball sack.)

Lola: "My, my… What huge balls you have…"

Lincoln: "The better to store all my jizz with, my dear…"

Lola: "I want you now… You ready?" (opens her wet pussy)

Lincoln: "You better believe it!"

(Lola gently sets a pillow on Lincoln's head, as she moves over and slides her pussy onto Lincoln's log.)

Lola: "Oh, hell yeah! This dick feels so fuckin' good!"

(Lincoln pulls Lola's body down and hugs her lovingly, as their lovemaking gets more intense.)

Lola: "Yeah, pound me good, my king!" (moans)

(Lola then kisses Lincoln on the lips as she pounds her brother. Lincoln lifts Lola's arms up and licks her armpits to make her swoon.)

Lola: (giggles) "Stop it, Linky! That tickles!"

(Getting an idea, Lincoln tickles Lola's armpits, making her laugh.)

Lola: "Stop it, Linky! I'm super ticklish!" (getting mad) "Stop it already!"

(Lola starts to tickle Lincoln's armpits, in retaliation.)

Lincoln: "H-h-hey! Cut it out! I'm more ticklish!"

Lola: "Not until you stop with your tickling!"

(Lincoln pulls his arms away, but Lola still tickles him. So, he slaps her hands away and grips her hips, as he bursts large loads into her pussy, making her moan in joy. She cums onto his log shortly after as their combined semen leaks from their privates.)

Lincoln: "So much better… Thanks, Lola..."

Lola: "Anytime, handsome…"

(It cuts to later that night, where a nude Lincoln and Lola are lying in Lola's bed with a blanket over them. Lincoln has his arms folded back while Lola cuddles up with him from one side, tracing her finger across his chest.)

Lola: "Oh, Linky… That was everything I could ever hope for…"

Lincoln: "Good to hear. I thought it was all amazing too…"

Lola: "Can you give me a goodnight kiss, honey?"

Lincoln: "Sure thing, sugar bear…"

(Lincoln holds Lola's cheeks in his hands and licks across her lips before snaking his tongue into her mouth and lewdly making out with her.)

Lola: "You're such a good kisser… One of the many reasons I love you, Linky..."

Lincoln: "Aw, thanks, Lola… I love you too…"

Lola: "So, you got four sisters left. I wonder what Lily's gonna do with you…"

Lincoln: "Yeah… Hope she has something great lined up for tomorrow."

Lola: "True…. Well, I'm exhausted… Good night, sweetie…" (kisses him)

Lincoln: "Good night, honey…"